DISAPPOINTING HALLOWEEN CANDY

HERE'S A LIST OF THE TEN MOST DISAPPOINTING HALLOWEEN TREATS:

Well, Halloween is a week from tomorrow. With that in mind, here's a list of the TEN most disappointing Halloween treats for trick-or-treaters.
(--Or you can think of it as the ten items most likely to get your house egged or TP'd.)

#10.) Fun-sized candy bars (--You know what I'm talking about here . . . the really, really tiny, one-bite candy bars.)
#9.) Laffy Taffy
#8.) Miscellaneous wrapped hard candy (--Like those stupid strawberry things, or butterscotch candies, or those mints you get at TGI Fridays on your way out the door.)
#7.) Tootsie Rolls
#6.) Apples?? (What, who does this!!)
#5.) Dum Dum Lollipops (--These are like the red-headed stepchild of lollipops. What's the point?)
#4.) Smarties . . . and especially Necco Wafers
#3.) Candy Corn
#2.) Raisins
#1.) Toothbrushes (Yahoo Food)