WORD!

THE ODDS THAT BARACK OBAMA WILL SAY THE WORD "BANANA" IN HIS INAUGURATION SPEECH IS 1000-TO-ONE:

Yesterday, an online bookmaker called Betsson.com started taking bets on which words BARACK OBAMA will use in his inauguration speech on Tuesday. Here's a partial list of the odds Betsson is giving . . .

-- The United States: 1.01-to-1
--Change: 1.03-to-1
--God Bless America: 1.05-to-1
--George Bush: 2-to-1
--Israel: 2.25-to-1
--Terrorist: 5-to-1
--Puppy: 5-to-1
--Martin Luther King Jr.: 10-to-1 (--This is the bet I'd take.)
--Russia: 20-to-1
--China: 20-to-1
--Osama Bin Laden: 35-to-1
--Norway: 100-to-1
--Sarah Palin: 100-to-1
--Rod Blagojevich: 100-to-1
--Hallelujah: 100-to-1
--Michael Moore: 100-to-1
--Cocaine: 500-to-1
--Banana: 1,000-to-1

(Yahoo News / Presse Meldinger)

(--You can gamble on Obama's inauguration speech here . . .)
https://www.betsson.com/web/en/sportsbook/#m=1097

(--And if you think some of those things would never come out of Obama's mouth . . . you NEED to check out the Obama Soundboard at http://obamasoundoff.com/.)