FATHER KNOWS BEST

KIDS . . . THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS:

On Monday night, 47-year-old Roy Rabadue of Bay City, Michigan was watching TV with his kids when he decided to get up and make some cookies. On his way to the kitchen, Roy told his son, 17-year-old Joseph, who was lying on the floor . . . to take his spot on the couch. So Joseph did.

Anyway, as soon as Joseph moved to the couch, a truck CRASHED through the living room wall and slammed into the TV set . . . which landed in the exact spot where Joseph had just been.

Roy says, quote, "[Joseph] was on the floor just two minutes before. That television is real heavy, it would have hurt him for sure."

(--And there you have it, kids: Definitive proof that you should always do what your parents tell you.) (Saginaw News)

(Read the full story here: http://www.mlive.com/news/bay-city/index.ssf/2009/03/pickup_truck_crashes_through_w.html)