THINGS MOM WON'T TELL YA

***FOUR THINGS A GUY'S MOM WON'T ADMIT***

Yesterday was Mother's Day, when men everywhere send flowers and chocolate to make up for neglecting Mom the rest of the year. Pretty soon, most Moms will go back to complaining. But if she's just nosey and judgmental, then, guess what . . . she's normal.

--Yet, no matter how much she complains, she might STILL be hiding her true feelings. Here are four things a guy's mom is thinking but won't say to him OR his significant other . . .

#1.) "I WANT GRANDKIDS, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT READY." From the moment a man leaves home, his mother sits in her empty nest, stewing. She probably has a box of old baby clothes in the attic and can't wait to play dress up with YOUR baby.

#2.) "IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE IN YOUR HOUSE, I'LL SNOOP." Bedrooms might be off limits, but the kitchen is fair game. A man's girlfriend or wife shouldn't stock the fridge with frozen dinners unless they're prepared to be judged.

#3.) "I WORRY ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE." She may not want to hear all the details, but she DOES care about her son's happiness, and she knows that good sex is an important part of a lasting relationship, which is ultimately what she wants him to have.

#4.) "I KNOW I'M NOT THE CENTER OF HIS UNIVERSE ANYMORE." When a boy becomes a man, his priorities shift, and Mom moves down the totem pole. She's aware, just don't rub her face in it. Deep down, she knows her little boy is gone for good. (YourTango.com)