MEATBALL CRIMINAL (7/22/09)

A THIEF IN FLORIDA WAS IDENTIFIED BY HIS VICTIMS . . . BY HIS STUPID FACIAL TATTOO:

This is just a heads-up for all you future criminals out there: If you're planning on committing a crime, you might not want to get any distinguishing tattoos in places where people can plainly see them, like THIS Meatball. . .

-Two weeks ago, 19-year-old Sean "Crazy Cracker" Roberts of Riverview, Florida broke into a mobile home and robbed its owners at gunpoint.

--But Sean was later identified by his victims after they recognized a tattoo on his FACE . . . in the shape of Florida. (--Take a look at this idiot's mugshot above. . .)(Tampa Tribune)