HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (8-18-09)

Question: Did this dude get a picture with AEROSMITH singer STEVEN TYLER . . . or an OLD LADY flashing some cleavage??? (--You be the judge . . .)

(--That IS Steven . . . amazingly. You can see him wearing a sling on his right arm. He broke his shoulder falling off a stage earlier this month.)

THE MOST RANDOM CELEBRITY VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE:

If I asked you to use your imagination to come up with what you think would be the most RANDOM CELEBRITY VIDEO that could ever exist, you wouldn't even come close to formulating something as random as the video I'm about to show you.

It was shot at a restaurant called Spago in Beverly Hills. I don't know WHY it happened . . . but I'm not sure I WANT to know. Some things are better left in the dark.

But for some reason, MICKEY ROONEY, "ROWDY" RODDY PIPER, ROSEY GRIER and MAUD ADAMS all did "The Hokey Pokey" together.

Mickey Rooney is, of course, a legend. And Roddy Piper is one of the greatest to ever set foot in a pro rasslin' ring. --Rosey Grier was an NFL stud who went on to work as a bodyguard for Senator Robert F. Kennedy. When Kennedy was assassinated in 1968, it was Grier who subdued the shooter, Sirhan Sirhan, and took his gun away from him. --He also parlayed his fame into several award-worthy acting roles, such as his guest appearance on "The Brady Bunch" and his co-starring turn in "The Thing With Two Heads". --Maud Adams was, is and always will be OCTOPUSSY . . . in the James Bond flick of the same name.

And now, without further ado, watch these FOUR RANDOM MEGA-STARS DANCE!!! . . . http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=42d0b81e-8a7b-4a47-91f2-a55439a6815f


CHECK OUT MISCHA BARTON FALLING WHILE GETTING OUT OF HER TRAILER:

I hate kicking people when they're down . . . but I love videos of people falling. And that usually supercedes everything else. So enjoy this video of MISCHA BARTON wiping out while stepping out of her trailer . . .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX127A-RhE8


MICHAEL JACKSON WILL BE BURIED AT FOREST LAWN ON HIS BIRTHDAY . . . WE THINK:

We finally might know when and where MICHAEL JACKSON will be buried. MAYBE. His dad, JOE JACKSON, says he'll be laid to rest on his birthday . . . August 29th . . . at 10:00 A.M., at Forest Lawn Cemetery.

Michael would have turned 51 this year. (--Of course, let's not forget that Joe isn't exactly a font of reliable information.) Joe also said there really ISN'T a plan in the works to dismantle the Neverland Ranch and rebuild it as a tourist attraction in Las Vegas. But E! Online claims that possibility is still very much on the table.

After the burial, Joe and his daughter LA TOYA will go to Vegas, where Michael is being honored at the Brendan Theatres . . . a cinema that Michael and his kids went to often. --There will also be a tribute show that may or may not feature performances by USHER, DONNY & MARIE OSMOND and WAYNE NEWTON. (--Depending on who you ask, as usual.)

Moving on to other subjects, Joe said he was worried that some people responsible for Michael's death might not get what they deserve . . . because the cops are focusing all their attention on DR. CONRAD MURRAY.

While he claims he's supportive of the LAPD's investigation into Michael's death, he added that they might be making Dr. Murray, quote, "the fall guy for a whole lot of people."


SYLVESTER STALLONE, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND BRUCE WILLIS WILL FILM A SCENE TOGETHER IN "THE EXPENDABLES":

BRUCE WILLIS says that he, SYLVESTER STALLONE and ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER will unite for a cameo in Stallone's upcoming action flick, "The Expendables". Willis says, quote, "I don't know anything about [my character] yet, haven't seen any pages yet. But I'm excited about it."

Schwarzenegger, Stallone and Willis were the three biggest action stars in the world at one point . . . and they founded Planet Hollywood together. But they've never done a movie together.

While Willis and Schwarzenegger are just doing cameos, the regular cast is pretty loaded. --In addition to Stallone, it includes Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, UFC fighter Randy "The Natural" Couture and Mickey Rourke. --The movie is about a team of mercenaries who go to South America to overthrow a dictator. It's scheduled to hit theaters in April.

THE "DANCING WITH THE STARS" CAST HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED:

Yesterday, the cast of the ninth season of "Dancing with the Stars" was officially unveiled on "Good Morning America".

Here's the list:

--AARON CARTER . . .
--R&B singer MACY GRAY
--R&B singer MYA
--Former model KATHY IRELAND
--MELISSA JOAN HART . . . (--You know her as the star of "Clarissa Explains It All" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch".)
--Model JOANNA KRUPA . . . (--Earlier this summer, she was on the ABC show, "Superstars", where she famously cussed out her partner, TERRELL OWENS.)
--Former NFL star MICHAEL IRVIN--DONNY OSMOND . . . (--His sister, MARIE OSMOND, was on Season Five.)
--KELLY OSBOURNE . . . (--She's OZZY OSBOURNE'S daughter, of course.)
--Actor ASHLEY HAMILTON . . . (--He's the 34-year-old son of GEORGE HAMILTON . . . who did "Dancing" a few years ago . . . and ALANA STEWART. Ashley was married to SHANNEN DOHERTY for five months back in 1993.)
--Actor and martial arts superstar MARK DACASCOS . . . (--He serves as The Chairman on the Food Network show, "Iron Chef America".)
--Actress DEBI MAZAR . . . (--She has a recurring role on "Entourage".)
--UFC fighter CHUCK LIDDELL
--Olympic swimmer NATALIE COUGHLIN
--Pro snowboarder LOUIE VITO
--62-year-old disgraced former Congressman TOM DELAY . . . . . . (--He was the Republican House Majority Leader from 2003 to 2005. He was forced to step down after being indicted on criminal campaign finance charges.)

You've probably noticed this is a HUGE cast. It's definitely bigger than usual. Well, host TOM BERGERON announced some rule changes that'll take care of that. --He said, quote, "In the middle of our season, over three weeks, we're going to have double eliminations. We'll lose about half of our cast within that period. It will be a ballroom bloodbath."

So, this means PAULA ABDUL will NOT be joining "Dancing with the Stars" this season . . . at least as a competitor. --Some of the other RUMORED "stars" that didn't pan out include: Jermaine and La Toya Jackson, Tori Spelling's husband Dean McDermott, "Incredible Hulk" stud Lou Ferrigno, and fashion designer Vera Wang. --The upcoming season will premiere at 8:00 P.M. on September 21st.


SHANIA TWAIN WILL BE A GUEST JUDGE ON "AMERICAN IDOL":

SHANIA TWAIN will be the next "American Idol" guest judge to take PAULA ABDUL'S seat. According to "People" magazine, Shania will be sitting in on the Chicago auditions, which will take place August 30 through the 31st. (--VICTORIA "POSH SPICE" BECKHAM sat at the judges' desk for auditions in both Denver and Boston, and MARY J. BLIGE joined the panel in Atlanta. KATY PERRY is also in line to do it, but we don't know what city she'll be doing.)

Also, CYNDI LAUPER would be up for doing an episode . . . if she gets the call. She tells "In Touch Weekly", quote, "Of course I would [do 'Idol']. I think there is a lot I could do for the kids."

One person who WON'T be a guest judge is . . . JESSICA SIMPSON. --Yesterday, the "New York Post" said they "heard" that her dad, JOE SIMPSON, was trying to convince "Idol" producers to bring her on the show as Paula's permanent replacement. But Jessica's rep says that's, quote, "not true at all." --Joe also responded to the report on Twitter . . . quote, "So, I am in Thailand . . . but, of course, the 'Post' says I am in town trying to get Jess to be the replacement for Paula Abdul. Do the lies ever stop????"

WHERE'S MY EMMY!!

"Family Guy" is up for the Best Comedy Series Emmy this year and the show is apparently launching a viral campaign to lobby the Academy for votes. (--You can check out the first video, here . . .)http://www.youtube.com/user/WheresMyEmmy

KISS' NEXT ALBUM WILL BE A WALL-MART EXCLUSIVE:

The next KISS album, "Sonic Boom", will be released on October 6th . . . as a three-disc set that'll be sold exclusively at Wal-Mart. (--It's their first new studio album in 11 years. The last one, "Psycho Circus", came out back in 1998.)

It'll be like the Wal-Mart exclusive that JOURNEY did . . . in that it'll include a CD of new material, a "greatest hits" disc, and a concert DVD. The whole set will run you just $12. (--FOREIGNER is doing one of these, too.)

PAUL STANLEY hypes "Sonic Boom" as, quote, "bar none our best album in 30 years, if not our best album period." (--You can find more info on the set, here . . .) http://www.kissonline.com/stream/article/display/id/18374