NOT TOO PRACTICAL HOLIDAY GIFTS

HERE'S A LIST OF THE TEN STUPIDEST HOLIDAY GIFTS . . . FROM A WEBSITE CALLED STUPID.COM:

Every year, countless people receive holiday gifts . . . that are just plain SILLY. Anyway, we stumbled across a list of the 9 STUPIDEST gifts for this year's holiday season . . . according to a website called Stupid.com.

#9.) 2009 Dog Doo Calendar: Need I say more? $13.95.

#8.) "How to Tie a Tie" Tie: This is a regular necktie . . . with instructions on how to tie a necktie on it. $14.99.

#7.) OBAMA "Yes We Can" Opener: I hate puns, but I love a good can opener . . . so I'm conflicted on this one. $5.99.

#6.) Men's Underwear Repair Kit: When the going gets tough . . . the tough fix up their dirty, old tighty-white-ies. $9.95. (I might buy this one)

#5.) Wasabi-Flavored Gumballs: Delicious, no? $3.99.

#4.) Potty Putter: Why read a book on the toilet . . . when you can practice your golf swing? $21.99.

#3.) Mini Guitar Hero: It's just like the real "Guitar Hero" video game, only smaller & less fun. $14.99.

#2.) Wealth Redistribution 2008 Holiday Ornament: This is a gag holiday ornament . . . for the Socialist in your life. $3.99.

#1.) Screaming Chicken: If you really, truly HATE someone, then THIS is definitely what you should give them . . $9.99. (Yahoo News)

(--Check out a video of this God-awful Screaming Chicken here . . .)

(--You can pick up all these toys by performing a simple search here . . .)http://www.stupid.com/