THIS MAY BE TOO MUCH

THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE LAMEST PRODUCT EVER . . . "SMITTENS":

Don't you hate it when you're out on a romantic walk with your significant other, but it's so cold that you have to hold hands . . . through your mittens? Of course you do.

That's why you, my friend, need to pick up a pair of Smittens. What are Smittens? Basically, Smittens are mittens which have been specially designed so that two people can hold hands . . . inside of one mitten.

Or think of it this way. A set of Smittens includes one pair of regular-sized mittens (--one for each of you) and an oversized mitten that's big enough to fit both of you . . . so you can hold hands. (Daily Telegraph)

(--You can buy a pair of these dopey things for $34 here . . .)http://www.smittens.biz/Smittens/Home.html