Tuesday, March 24, 2009

SAY YOUR PRAYERS

THERE'S A WEBSITE THAT WILL SAY YOUR PRAYERS FOR YOU:

Has your schedule gotten so busy that you just can't find the time . . . to PRAY?

If so, you're in luck. There's a new website called www.InformationAgePrayer.com which will actually recite your prayers for you . . . for a fee, of course.

According to the website, Information Age Prayer is a, quote, "prayer supplement service [meant] to extend and strengthen a subscriber's connection with God . . . --"[It's] a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day [which] gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget."

In other words, Information Age Prayer is a website that allows you to outsource your prayer responsibilities.

So what sort of prayer packages does Information Age Prayer offer?

-- You can buy a month's worth of "The Lord's Prayer" for just $3.95.
-- You can get up to FIVE "Get Well" prayers a day . . . for just $9.95 a month.
-- "Hail Mary" prayers come on the cheap at just SEVEN CENTS apiece.
-- A prayer for world peace will cost you $3.95 a month . . . and you can buy a prayer for your children for just $1.99 a month.
-- And . . . for Muslims who like to sleep in . . . Information Age Prayer will point their speakers toward Mecca and recite your morning "Fajr" prayer . . . for just $3.95 a month.
--There's only one problem with all this: You don't actually get to hear the prayers you select the site to "say" for you . . . you just have to trust that they'll do it for you each day . . . after you pay them. The website's terms of service says, quote, "Your privacy is protected, all prayers are not audible outside of the Information Age Prayer location." Sounds kind of shady, right? Don't worry. In the middle of this bad economic downturn, I'm sure no one would dream of shamelessly taking advantage of your well-intentioned religious convictions, just to make a profit. (France 24)

(--You can outsource your prayers here . . .)http://www.informationageprayer.com/

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