BE NICE TO YOUR GUY

***FOUR THINGS TO NEVER JOKE ABOUT WITH A GUY***

For most men, a good sense of humor in a woman ranks pretty high. Right up there with nice - well you know! But some things are no laughing matter to a guy. So when you're making lighthearted jokes about a man, stay away from these supersensitive subjects . . .

#1.) HAIR LOSS. With the exception of Vin Diesel and a few others, men with shiny chrome domes aren't thought of as the sexiest men alive. Men stress about the status of their hairline, so if he's thinning even a little bit, it's probably a sore subject.

#2.) HIS PATHETIC PAYCHECK. It's a little stone age, but most men still like to think THEY'RE the ones who bring home the bacon. If his salary is less than impressive and his wife or girlfriend jokes that she's a sugar mama, he's bound to feel emasculated.

#3.) HIS MOM. HE'S allowed to joke about his mom's awful cooking and obsession with daytime television, but if anyone else does it, it's a different story. Most men get defensive about their moms, and making jokes can quickly start a fight.

#4.) HIS UNIT. Joking about how underwhelming a guy's manhood is might seem lighthearted, but if there's any truth to it . . . or even if there's not . . . he won't think it's funny at all. So keep quiet about his privates. . . unless you plan on lying, and saying it's enormous. (Cosmopolitan.com)