Monday, June 1, 2009

***THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS ***

DID EMINEM ALLOW HIMSELF TO BE STINK-FACED AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS???

The MTV Movie Awards went down last night . . . and this morning, there's really only one thing anyone is talking about: EMINEM getting STINK-FACED by SACHA BARON COHEN. For those of you who missed it, here's what happened:

Sacha was making an entrance as Bruno . . . the gay fashion reporter he plays in his upcoming flick, "Bruno" . . . (--which premieres July 10th.) He was flying over the audience suspended on a wire, and wearing white wings and a jockstrap-type bottom that left his backside almost completely exposed.

But there was a phony "malfunction" in Bruno's harness, and he ended up hanging head first above the crowd. He asked to be let down, and they lowered him right on top of Eminem's seat. He ended up in a rather awkward . . . but HILARIOUS . . . position, with his bare backside directly in Eminem's face.

Eminem seemed INCREDIBLY ticked off. He said, "Are you serious? Are you effin' serious? Get this mother(effer) off me." Eminem's bodyguards jumped up and lifted Bruno off of Eminem . . . and then Eminem and his mini-posse stormed out of the theater. During all the chaos, most of the sound was cut out . . . presumably due to a barrage of obscenities on Eminem's part. http://gawker.com/5273616/bruno-gets-up-close-and-personal-with-eminem??31

THE BIG QUESTION this morning is, obviously: Was Eminem in on the joke??? It's obvious that Bruno was supposed to land on Eminem. The camera even zoomed in on Eminem looking up at him as Bruno was about to be lowered down. But were MTV and Sacha Baron Cohen messing with Eminem . . . or was he a willing participant???

At this point, it's all speculation. My guess is that he WAS in on it. Because something tells me that if he wasn't, his reaction . . . and that of his bodyguards . . . would have been WAY more extreme. I would have expected PUNCHES to be thrown at the very least. And they probably would have dragged him down to the floor and beat him down.

On the other hand, a lot of people think Eminem takes himself way too seriously to have ever agreed to something like this. Does anybody remember how he started a FEUD WITH A PUPPET back in 2002??? It was at the MTV Video Music Awards . . . and Eminem got mad during an interview with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

But if Eminem really DID participate in last night's sphincter-related chaos, it would prove that he really has come a long way . . . and that maybe he CAN take it as well as he can dish it out.

Not that anybody cares about the actual winners, but it was all about "Twilight" last night. The movie grabbed five trophies, including Best Movie. HEATH LEDGER grabbed the Best Villain award.

THE MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNERS:

- Best Movie: "Twilight"Best Male Performance: Zac Efron, "High School Musical 3: Senior Year"

- Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, "Twilight"

- Best Kiss: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, "Twilight"

- Breakthrough Performance Female: Ashley Tisdale, "High School Musical 3: Senior Year"

- Best Breakthrough Performance Male: Robert Pattinson, "Twilight"

- Best Song From A Movie: "The Climb", by Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

- Best Villian: Heath Ledger, "The Dark Knight"

- Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet, "Twilight"

- Best Comedic Performance: Jim Carrey, "Yes Man"

- Best WTF Moment: Amy Poehler, "Baby Mama": Peeing in the sink

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