IS MICHAEL JACKSON STILL ALIVE???

Okay, people, it's on: The best "MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE" conspiracy theory . . . (--so far) . . . has begun.
--You can already tell it's a hoax, but nobody can deny these things are fun . . . and, as ELVIS has proven time and time again, they just never get old. (???)
--A video has appeared online of a coroner's van pulling into what looks like an underground garage.
--When it stops, someone gets out, goes to the back of the van and opens one of the doors.
--Then someone whose identity is obviously being shielded gets out of the back of the van . . . and the other person takes them through a door and out of sight.
--The claim being made is that the person getting out of the back of the van is Michael . . . and that this video was shot right after he ALLEGEDLY died and his body was removed from his rented home.
--In other words, he FAKED HIS DEATH.
--The person who posted the clip says, quote, "I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van his dead body has been in.
--"I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it's real and Michael is alive."

(--You'd have to be a complete IDIOT to buy this. But the video is still fun to watch in a Bigfoot-ish, Loch Ness Monster-y sort of way. And let's be honest: If this WERE true, it would probably be the MOST AWESOME NEWS STORY EVER.)

(--Check it out . . .)

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