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IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT: HOT WOMEN TURN GUYS INTO IDIOTS:

Guys . . . have you found that when you chat up a really attractive woman, you start stammering and come across like an idiot? Well, there's a reason for that . . .

Researchers at Radboud University in the Netherlands had 40 men perform a standard memory test. Then they asked the men to spend seven minutes talking to an attractive woman, before performing the test again.

What they found is that after talking to the women, the men were slower and less accurate than they'd been the first time around. And the more attractive a man thought the woman was, the worse he scored on the second test.

So what happened? --Well, it's unclear. But the working theory is that when a guy is talking to a beautiful woman, he's using up so much of his brain function trying to impress her, that he doesn't have much "cognitive function" left over for anything else.

In other words, hot woman turn guys into bumbling knuckleheads. Or, as the researchers put it, quote, "We conclude men's cognitive functioning may temporarily decline after an interaction with an attractive woman." (Daily Telegraph)

HERE ARE 12 SIGNS THAT A GUY IS INTO YOU:

When it comes to talking about his feelings, the average guy isn't all that forthcoming. So it makes sense that women could get confused about a guy's true intentions. -Well, the people over at "Glamour" magazine came up with a list of 12 signs that a guy is really into YOU:

#1.) He does it your way: You know how you like the bed to be made a certain, specific way? Well, your guy doesn't care how the bed is made. So if he does it your way, there's a good chance he's into you.

#2.) He texts you back right away: And the sooner he gets back to you, the more he wants you.

#3.) He treats you like a lady: In general, guys don't open doors and give their jackets to girls they consider "just friends".

#4.) He likes you better as you are: If a guy tells you NOT to do your hair or put on makeup, it's probably because he likes you a lot already, just as you are.

#5.) He takes one for the team: When a guy is into a girl, he'll do all sorts of lame stuff that his friends will rip on him about . . . like go see chick-flicks, or attend a wine-and-cheese tasting party.

#6.) He wants to please you in bed: Do I really need to spell this one out? I didn't think so.

#7.) He's romantic in bed: Nuff said..

#8.) He likes to show you off: Even the most pathetic guy won't show off any old crone in public. If your guy's proud to show you off, rest assured it's because he likes you.

#9.) He believes in your dreams: When you talk about your goals for the future, is your guy attentive and encouraging . . . or does he immediately start talking about HIS own dreams? If he just talks about himself, he's probably not that into you.

#10.) He makes an idiot of himself: When a guy likes a girl, he'll do all kinds of stupid stuff that he wouldn't even consider doing for anyone else . . . like, say, Pilates.

#11.) He indulges you: The sad truth is that when a guy likes someone, he'll do all kinds of little stuff . . . like bring her coffee in the morning . . . that he couldn't be bothered to do for just any girl.

#12.) He makes stuff for you: Yes, it's lame. But if a guy makes you something with his own two hands . . . regardless of what it is . . . he probably likes you. (Glamour)