HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (9-02-09)

WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?

The JONAS BROTHERS have installed a trampoline in the center of their stage, which is making their rabid teenage fans even MORE HYSTERICAL. (--This isn't surprising. They could install a DENTIST'S OFFICE in the middle of their stage and 15-year-old girls would be GOING NUTS.)

They're using it to do a few fun tricks to juice up the crowd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nzR3oxYuNE

SHE DON'T WONT NO SCRUBS!

A while back, we heard that ROZONDA "CHILLI" THOMAS . . . one of the two surviving members of TLC . . . was getting her own reality dating show on VH1. And now, the show is taking applications for guys who'd like to slice off a piece of that.

The only requirements are that you have to be a single male between the ages of 25 and 40. And they didn't say this, but it's probably more understood than ever that you shouldn't be a homicidal maniac. If you're interested in applying for the show, send an email to TheChilliProject@gmail.com.


DJ AM HAD EIGHT UNDIGESTED OXYCONTIN PILLS IN HIS STOMACH . . . AND ONE IN HIS MOUTH:

"People" magazine says that ADAM "DJ AM" GOLDSTEIN had EIGHT undigested OxyContin pills in his stomach when he was found dead in his apartment . . . and a ninth in his mouth. If that's true, it very strongly suggests that this was a suicide. A so-called "source" says, quote, "He wanted to die. He was going unconscious when he took the last one. He didn't even swallow it."

The source also says that police found a Valentine's Day card from Goldstein's ex-girlfriend, Hayley Wood, in another room. Next to it were several pictures of Goldstein and Wood . . . who had supposedly broken up recently.

A crack pipe was found next to Goldstein's body. When the body was moved, crack was found underneath. (--Obviously, none of this is official. The autopsy findings and toxicology test results haven't been released yet.) --Meanwhile, Hayley Wood is now saying that she and Goldstein did NOT break up. She told "Us Weekly", quote, "Any indication that this horribly tragic accident happened because of a rumored breakup is not only untrue but disgusting. --"We were very much together at the time of his passing, and I love him very much."

And MTV is reporting that the night Goldstein's body was discovered, a blonde woman believed to be Wood was seen leaving his apartment building. Witnesses say she was, quote, "visibly shaken" as she and a friend left the building and got into a taxi.


MICHAEL JACKSON MADNESS

MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH CERTIFICATE NOW SAYS HE WAS "INJECTED BY ANOTHER":

TMZ says that MICHAEL JACKSON'S death certificate has been amended to show that his FATAL INJURY was, quote, "injection by another." And the main cause of death is listed as acute propofol intoxication. (--I don't mean to speculate on things I'm really in no position to speak of, but I'm thinking this probably means DR. CONRAD MURRAY can expect to be fingerprinted and photographed soon.)

THAT VIDEO OF MICHAEL JACKSON STILL BEING "ALIVE" AFTER HIS DEATH WAS A HOAX:

As we expected, that video of MICHAEL JACKSON getting out of a coroner's van after he was supposedly dead WAS A HOAX. A German TV station orchestrated the whole thing, basically just to see what would happen.

A spokesperson for the station says, quote, "We wanted to show how easily users can be manipulated on the Internet with hoax videos . . . the response was breathtaking." (--Here's that video again . . .) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW0kxMUQ8co