NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

THE FIRST-EVER INTERNATIONAL COUGAR CRUISE IS TAKING PLACE THIS DECEMBER:

I don't know about you, but I love me some OLDER WOMEN. So it gives me great pleasure to announce that this December, a group called the Society of Single Professionals is co-sponsoring the world's first-ever international COUGAR CRUISE.

Here's what you need to know . . .

#1.) The Cougar Cruise is being booked by a place called the Single's Travel Company.

#2.) The cruise leaves from San Diego on Friday, December 4th, aboard a Carnival cruise ship, and returns Monday, December 7th, after a stop in Ensenada, Mexico.

#3.) Prices start at $125 per person for double-occupancy rooms.

According to the chairman of the Society of Single Professionals, a guy named Rich Gosse, quote, "Supposedly every American male is only attracted to nubile 20-year-olds found in the centerfolds of men's magazines.

"The truth is that there are millions of American men who find older women attractive." (--Right you are, Rich. Right. You. Are.) (Chicago Tribune (--you can get more information on the Cougar Cruise here . . .)http://singlestravelcompany.com/singles/2009-dec_cougar_cruise.html


HERE ARE FIVE REASONS WHY GUYS GO FOR CRAZY LADIES:

Guys . . . have you ever dated a TOTAL PSYCHO? Of course you have. Who hasn't? --But you know what the sickest part of it all is? You probably KNEW the girl was crazy from the start, and you still went ahead and dated her anyway. So why would you do such a thing?

Here are five reasons why guys go for crazy chicks, according to "Glamour" magazine:

#1.) Guys want to be heroes: Men love to "fix" stuff, and they love coming to the aid of a "damsel in distress." Truthfully, they can't help it. It's hardwired into the male DNA.

#2.) Guys figure she's probably crazy in bed, too: Here's how the logic goes: men figure that if a woman is crazy in her day-to-day life, then she's probably an animal in the sack as well. It's not necessarily true, but it's worth the gamble.

#3.) A lot of guys have "mommy" issues: Never underestimate how much a dysfunctional mother can screw up her kids. Never. It creates guys who can't help but WANT to be around crazy broads . . . because it's all they've ever known.

#4.) It makes guys feel better about themselves: When your girlfriend is more screwed up than you are, it makes your own problems seem minor in comparison, and much more manageable.

#5.) Some guys don't want anything serious: If a guy isn't ready for real intimacy and commitment, then it makes sense to date someone who's so balls-crazy that he couldn't POSSIBLY fall for them. (Your Tango)