NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

SAY IT, DON'T SPRAY IT!

A toddler tries to say the word "pillow," but what comes out is mostly just fart noises and spit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Elt95KNqE
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THREE IN FIVE WOMEN SAY THEY'RE MORE LIKELY TO FALL FOR A GUY IF HE USES A CHEESY LINE:

Guys . . . ask just about anyone and they'll tell you the same thing: Women HATE IT when you use cheesy lines on them. But it turns out that's not actually true.

A new survey has found that THREE in FIVE women are actually MORE likely to fall for a guy if he uses a cheesy line on her.

The idea . . . whether it's true or not . . . is that if a guy uses a cheesy line, he must at least have a good sense of humor, which women love. --But how do you know which lines are going to work, and which ones are just TOO cheesy? According to the study, here are a couple that worked "most of the time":

#1.) "Do you believe in love at first sight . . . or should I walk by again?"
#2.) "Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?"

--And lines like these are WAY too over-the-top:

#1.) "Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes."
#2.) "Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for." (Yahoo News)
(--I think what we've learned here is actually THIS: if you use a cheesy line on a girl, and you both KNOW it's cheesy . . . like you're using it to sort of take the tension out of meeting someone . . . it can actually work. But some lines are just too awful even for that.)


CLEVELAND HAS BEEN NAMED HOST OF THE 2014 GAY GAMES:

If you love sports, then I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear that Cleveland, Ohio, has just been named the official host city for the 2014 International Gay Games. Not familiar with the Gay Games? Allow me to explain . . .

The Gay Games is an athletic and cultural event that's held every four years. It's similar to the Olympic Games, but the focus is less on winning medals and glory, and more on LOOKING FABULOUS.

Okay, that's not entirely true. According to the Gay Games' official website, quote: --"The purpose of the Federation of Gay Games is to foster and augment the self-respect of lesbians and gay men throughout the world and to engender respect and understanding from the non-gay world . . .

While particular emphasis is placed on these specific goals, it is a fundamental principle of the Federation of Gay Games that all activities conducted under its auspices shall be inclusive in nature and that no individual shall be excluded from participating." --That means you can participate in the Gay Games even if you aren't gay.

Anyway, the Gay Games holds competitions in 30 different sports overall, including: --Beach Volleyball--Darts--Flag Football--Golf--Ballroom and Western Dancing--Softball--And Physique . . . which is basically a bodybuilding competition.(Business Journal of Columbus / Washington Business Journal / WTAM 1100)

(--Check out the International Gay Games' official website here . . .)http://www.gaygames.com/en/