HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (9-29-09)

JEDDICA'S TAT'S ARE GONE!

JESSICA ALBA has a flower and a ladybug tattooed on the back of her neck. But not for long. She's actually in the process of getting them removed.

(--Jessica only got these tats two years ago.) Check out the before-and-after pics . .

DAVID HASSELHOFF'S DAUGHTER TRIED TO TELL THE AMBULANCE *NOT* TO COME . . . AND ACCUSED HER MOTHER OF TRYING TO START TROUBLE:

The chaotic situation involving DAVID HASSELHOFF, his 17-year-old daughter Hayley and his ex-wife PAMELA BACH just got even MORE chaotic.

Here's what we THOUGHT we knew about it:

Last Sunday, Hayley called her mom from her dad's house, because The Hoff had supposedly gotten SERIOUSLY blitzed. One of Pam's friends called 911 to get an ambulance sent over, and David ended up being taken to the hospital.

But the next day, David said he had NOT been drinking. He claimed he was fighting an ear infection, and he mixed some medications he shouldn't have, causing dizziness and other symptoms. --Now, there's a new twist.

The 911 calls have been released . . . and it turns out that Hayley did NOT want an ambulance sent to the house. And she even accused her mother of just trying to stir things up. --There are two 911 calls. The first is Pamela's friend requesting an ambulance to The Hoff's residence.

The second call was made by the 911 dispatcher to Hasselhoff's place. That's when in this call, Hayley tells the guy, quote, "Turn around . . . we're completely fine." --She also tells him, quote, "My mom is just trying to cause something . . . nothing happened here at all." (--Here are the calls . . .) http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/092809_david.mp3

Not surprisingly, right after these calls were released, Pamela's rep issued a statement defending her actions. --He said, quote, "Pamela's reaction was that of a caring mother whose daughter was irresponsibly placed in a situation that no child should be faced with. She had a responsibility to react and did so accordingly."


PATRICK SWAYZE WAS FULL OF "ANGER, BITTERNESS AND DESPAIR" WHEN HE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER:

"Time of My Life" . . . the book that PATRICK SWAYZE wrote with his wife, LISA NIEMI, before he died of pancreatic cancer . . . hits bookshelves TODAY. A few quick highlights were released yesterday.

Swayze admitted that when he was first diagnosed with cancer in the spring of 2008, he was full of, quote, "anger, bitterness and despair. -He added, quote, "Now, a lot of things go through your head when you get a death sentence handed to you, starting with: 'Why me?' It's hard not to sink into bitterness . . . For me, that initial shock quickly turned into self-criticism and blame."

But Swayze quickly made the decision to FIGHT. He said, quote, "I was not ready to go, and I'd be damned if this disease was going to take me before I was good and ready. So I said to my doctor, 'Show me where the enemy is and I'll fight him."

Swayze called the fight, quote, "The most challenging, eye-opening battle I've ever had." -On a sad note, Swayze also said in the book that he didn't think his career was over yet. He said, quote, "Whenever someone asks me what my legacy is, I say the same thing. I'm not finished yet."


JOHNNY DEPP IS STILL GOING TO STAR IN THE FOURTH "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN" MOVIE:

Recently, Disney boss Dick Cook parted ways with the company. And with his departure came rumors that JOHNNY DEPP would bow out of the upcoming "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides".

Supposedly, Johnny was tight with Cook, and credited him with bringing him onboard the franchise in the first place. After Cook left, Johnny told the "L.A. Times" that he was less than enthusiastic about doing the fourth "Pirates" flick.

Now, the word on the World Wide Web of Movie Gossip is that Disney is quietly looking for a replacement, in case Johnny bows out. -But a Disney rep said yesterday that all of this talk is, quote, "completely unfounded."


CHECK OUT THE TRAILER FOR THE NEW "NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET":

The trailer for the remake of "A Nightmare on Elm Street" has hit the Web. It stars JACKIE EARLE HALEY as Freddy Krueger, and it hits theaters next April. (--I usually frown on these remakes, but something tells me Jackie will be GOLDEN in this role. Check out the trailer, which includes a brief glimpse at Freddy's new look . . .)http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/09/28/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-trailer-is-coming-for-you/#more-21926


THE STARS OF "THE HILLS" ARE MAKING BANK:

A website called TheDailyBeast.com has released the alleged salaries of the "stars" on "The Hills" . . . and not surprisingly, they're pulling down some major cash.

--LAUREN CONRAD . . . who left during the first part of the current season . . . had been the highest paid actress on the show. And her contract made sure of that, with a clause saying that no other "Hills" star's salary could match hers.

--She was making $125,000 per episode. The past two seasons have included 20 episodes, so that means Lauren was making around $2.5 MILLION a season. Here are the numbers for some other cast members:

--HEIDI MONTAG, AUDRINA PATRIDGE and LAUREN "LO" BOSWORTH earn $100,000 an episode, or $2 million a season.

--Former "Laguna Beach" star KRISTIN CAVALLARI . . . who just joined "The Hills" to replace Lauren Conrad . . . will make $90,000 an episode, or $1.8 million a season.

--SPENCER PRATT rakes in $65,000 per episode, or $1.3 million a season. (--He makes less than Heidi because he was just promoted to a "regular" last year. But he and Heidi can make an additional $30,000 each for "personal appearances.")

--And BRODY JENNER is paid $45,000 per episode, or $900,000 a season.