Tuesday, October 27, 2009

NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

WOULD YOU HAND OUT BACON-FLAVORED GUMBALLS FOR HALLOWEEN?

This Halloween, you can hand out "regular" candy just like everyone else. Or you can break the mold and pass out some "less traditional" Halloween treats.

And I don't mean apples and toothbrushes. That's lame. I'm talking about stuff like THIS.--Bacon-flavored gumballs . . .--Garlic mints . . .--Zit Poppers, which are oversized acne bumps filled with candy pus . . .--Human Dog Food, which is candy kibble in a mini bowl . . .--And Scorpion Pops, which are just like regular lollipops, only they have a dead scorpion in the center.

(--You can buy these disgusting treats, along with several others that sound just as nasty, here . . .)http://www.stupid.com/fun/all-of-our-candy.html(Holidash)


YOU CAN BUY MATCHING SLUTTY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR YOU AND YOUR DOG:

Admit it, ladies . . . the reason you love Halloween so much is because it gives you the chance to dress up like NAUGHTY. It's okay, that's why we ALL love Halloween.

And now, thanks to a website called SpoiledRottenDoggies.com, you can buy matching Halloween costumes for you and your DOG, so you can BOTH dress up naughty this year.

(--You can buy matching Halloween costumes for you and your dog here . . .)http://www.spoiledrottendoggies.com/matchingcostumes.htm
(Holidash)


SINCE TAKING OFFICE, PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS SPENT FOUR-AND-A-HALF FULL DAYS PLAYING GOLF:

Remember how much heat GEORGE W. BUSH took for playing GOLF when he was president? Well listen to this . . .

Since taking office nine months ago, PRESIDENT OBAMA has played 24 rounds of golf. --But President Bush didn't reach that mark until after he'd been in office for two years and ten months. In other words, Obama plays golf nearly FOUR TIMES as often as Bush did.

Now, if you figure it takes about four-and-a-half hours to play 18 holes of golf, then that means since becoming president, Obama has spent 108 hours . . . or four-and-a-half FULL DAYS . . . on the links.

(--But do we really care? It's not like you can't work and play golf at the same time. Then again, nobody's saying anything about the amount of golf Obama plays. But when Bush did it, the media crucified him!) (Politico)


THERE'S A DATING WEBSITE JUST FOR "BEAUTIFUL" PEOPLE:

The great thing about online dating is that it exposes you to all kinds of new and interesting people. The problem is that so many of them are just plain UGLY.

Enter BeautifulPeople.com . . . an online dating site that's exclusively for good-looking people. In fact, if you want to join BeautifulPeople.com, you have to submit a picture first. And only after the site's existing members have deemed you "attractive enough" are you allowed to set up a profile. --It sounds pretty shallow, right?

But according to the site's managing director, quote, "There's nothing shallow in wanting to be with someone you're attracted to . . . People are fed up wasting time and money meeting unattractive people on the net."

Overall, BeautifulPeople.com has about 180,000 members . . . but about five times that number have applied for membership and been DENIED for being too ugly. (--You can TRY to sign up for this website here . . .)http://www.beautifulpeople.com/

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