March 3, 2010

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW

THE SMITHSONIAN DOESN'T WANT O.J. SIMPSON'S ACQUITTAL SUIT:

It turns out the Smithsonian is NOT interested in the suit that O.J. SIMPSON wore when he was acquitted of double murder charges almost 15 years ago. --We heard yesterday that attorneys for both O.J. and FRED GOLDMAN had reached an agreement to donate the suit in the memory of NICOLE BROWN and RON GOLDMAN . . . the two people O.J. LEGALLY didn't kill. --But a statement on the Smithsonian website reads, quote, "The Smithsonian's National Museum of American History will not be collecting O.J. Simpson's suit. The decision was made by the museum's curators together with the director." --A museum spokeswoman adds, quote, "We feel that this suit does not have a direct enough connection to represent the story of this event. This is no comment on the trial, O.J. Simpson, or the acquittal." (--For the record, the Smithsonian also passed on MONICA LEWINSKY'S blue dress. You know, the one with the EXECUTIVE STAIN on it.) --The attorneys had said that if the Smithsonian didn't want it, they'd find a museum that did. And they might have a taker. --The National Museum of Crime and Punishment . . . which is also in Washington, D.C. . . . would love to have the suit. We'll keep you posted.


NAOMI CAMPBELL MAY HAVE HIT SOMEBODY AGAIN . . . WITH A CELL PHONE:

It's been a few years since NAOMI CAMPBELL hit somebody. Or else it's just been years since someone REPORTED being hit by Naomi Campbell. Either way, the streak is over. --Naomi is wanted by New York City Police after she started whacking away at her driver yesterday afternoon with her weapon of choice . . . a CELL PHONE. --Naomi was being driven through Manhattan at around 3:00 P.M., when she became ENRAGED for some reason, and attacked the driver from the backseat. --Now check this out . . . the driver actually stopped and yelled for a traffic cop. That's when Naomi JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR AND RAN AWAY. --The driver . . . a 27-year-old guy who was only hired for the day . . . suffered some bruising under his right eye. --Of course, Naomi's rep is trying to downplay this whole thing. He said, quote, "There shouldn't be a rush to judgment. Naomi will cooperate voluntarily, and there is more to the story than meets the eye." --Even if police do catch up with Naomi, it's not likely she'll get in any trouble over this. The driver decided NOT to file a formal complaint. --Perhaps it's time to re-familiarize ourselves with Naomi's path of anger and destruction . . . --In 2008, Naomi pleaded guilty to attacking two cops at Heathrow Airport in London. --The year before that, she was ordered to take ANGER MANAGEMENT courses for throwing her phone at a maid. She also did five days of community service . . . including GARBAGE DUTY in Manhattan. --In 2005, Naomi's personal assistant accused her of beating her down with a BlackBerry. She later claimed she'd been systematically abused by Naomi, verbally and physically, on THREE CONTINENTS. (--Naomi settled with her last year.) --That same year, an Italian actress named Yvonne Scio claimed that Naomi attacked her at a Rome hotel and left her, quote, "covered in blood" . . . because she and Naomi were wearing the same dress. --And back in 1998, Naomi attacked then-assistant Georgina Galanis with a phone and threatened to throw her out of a moving car. She ended up pleading guilty to assault.


CHECK OUT ROGER EBERT'S "NEW" VOICE, WHICH HE DEBUTED ON "OPRAH" YESTERDAY:

ROGER EBERT debuted his "new" voice on "Oprah" yesterday. Here's a brief clip of Roger unveiling it to his WIFE, Chaz . . . http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b169663_hear_roger_ebert_debut_uncanny_new.html--Roger told Oprah that he's through getting surgeries . . . because they really won't improve the quality of his life. He said, quote, "I'm not going to talk or eat or drink again, so the surgery would only be to patch my face back together. --"I don't want to go through that. This is the way I look and my life is happy and productive, so why have any more surgery?" --And he gave his Oscar picks. He's going with "The Hurt Locker" for Best Picture, and he also thinks its director, KATHRYN BIGELOW, will win. --He picks JEFF BRIDGES to win Best Actor for "Crazy Heart", and SANDRA BULLOCK to win Best Actress for "The Blind Side". --In the supporting categories, he likes CHRISTOPH WALTZ from "Inglourious Basterds" and MO'NIQUE from "Precious".


DONNY OSMOND SAYS HIS FAMILY IS "RALLYING" IN THE WAKE OF MARIE'S SON'S SUICIDE:

DONNY OSMOND says his family is trying to stay strong in the wake of the death of MARIE'S 18-year-old son, Michael Blosil. --He tells "The Insider", quote, "Whenever there's a situation where there needs to be rallying, the Osmonds rally around each other and support each other. And there's a lot of that going on right now." --Donny said that when they heard the news, he and his other brothers boarded his private jet and flew to Las Vegas, where Marie lives. He says, quote, "It meant a lot to her to have us at her house." (--Not that it has anything to do with anything, but Donny Osmond has a private jet???)


TIGER WOODS IS BACK HOME IN FLORIDA:

Sources say that TIGER WOODS is back home in Windermere, Florida . . . after spending a week in Arizona undergoing family and marriage counseling. --His wife, ELIN NORDEGREN, took part in the sessions with him. --We'd heard from PULITZER PRIZE CANDIDATE "The National Enquirer" that Tiger was in Arizona for treatment of DRUG ADDICTION. Apparently, that's not the case. --Now that he's home, Tiger is reportedly back to a daily golfing regimen. There's still no word when he'll compete again. --But Tiger's mom Kutilda says that when Tiger DOES return, he will REGULATE once again. --She told "Golf Digest", quote, "He will face himself, solve the problem, and when he comes back, he will still love to play and love to win. I think more than ever, because his closet will be cleaned out and his mind will be free." LADY GAGA


SAYS THAT WOMEN ARE CHEATED WHEN IT COMES TO SEX BECAUSE THEY'RE THE "RECEIVERS":

We've pretty much established that LADY GAGA doesn't have a penis. But it sounds like she wishes she did. --Check out what she said at some event in London the other day . . . quote, "Sex is fun, beautiful and colorful. But women have the short end of the stick . . . we are the receivers." (--Translation: Lady Gaga wishes SHE could do the pounding. Which, you have to admit, is kind of erotic in a twisted way.) --She added, quote, "Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women." --Apparently, though, Lady Gaga isn't getting ANYTHING these days, either as the receiver OR the giver. She doesn't have time. --She said, quote, "I'm single. I haven't got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate, you don't have to have sex to be loved." --Then she turned that into an STD-prevention lesson, saying, quote, "If you can't get to know them, you shouldn't have sex with them."


RYAN SEACREST DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK SIMON COWELL IS ENGAGED:

Pretty much everyone in the universe is operating under the assumption that SIMON COWELL is engaged to that "American Idol" makeup artist, Mezhgan Hussainy. --Except RYAN SEACREST. --Ryan was asked at some Hollywood event Monday if he'll be a part of their wedding, and he said, quote, "I don't know that there is a wedding. I have not seen an invitation. --"Like the Jonas Brothers, I think commitment. I think he's in the commitment-ring stage. It seems to me like a commitment ring; I think that's what it is."


PAMELA ANDERSON MADE A COMMERCIAL THAT'S TOO HOT FOR AUSTRALIAN TV:

PAMELA ANDERSON shot a commercial for an Australian web company called CrazyDomains.com . . . but censors yanked it for being TOO EXPLICIT.--The ad involves Pam, another chick . . . and lots of cream. (--Check it out here . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNhSBhJHBls


CHYNNA PHILLIPS FILED FOR DIVORCE FROM BILLY BALDWIN . . . THEN WITHDREW THE PETITION:

CHYNNA PHILLIPS returned home Monday after a week of "anxiety rehab" . . . and promptly withdrew her divorce petition. -It turns out that Chynna filed for divorce from husband BILLY BALDWIN on Friday. But obviously, she had a change of heart. --Her rep says, quote, "Every married couple has its ups and downs, but they're committed to the relationship." (--Chynna and Billy have been married since 1995. They have three children: Two daughters, ages 10 and 5, and an 8-year-old son.)


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS DOING A MOVIE WITH EX-GIRLFRIEND CAMERON DIAZ:

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is doing a movie with his ex-girlfriend, CAMERON DIAZ. --The movie is called "Bad Teacher". Cameron stars in it as a junior high teacher who has just been dumped by a man she had come to depend on financially. --She ends up in a love triangle with two other teachers, played by "How I Met Your Mother's" JASON SEGEL and a British actress named LUCY PUNCH. (--Lucy was on that CBS series "The Class" a few years ago.) --There's no word what Justin's role will be. (--Former "Saturday Night Live" minx MOLLY SHANNON also stars . . . along with ERIC STONESTREET . . . who plays one of the gay guys on the BRILLIANT ABC comedy "Modern Family".)


"BIG MAMA'S HOUSE 3" IS COMING:

MARTIN LAWRENCE will begin filming the third "Big Mama's House" flick next month. In this one, Martin's character, FBI agent Malcolm Turner, goes undercover at an all-girls performing arts school to solve a murder. There's no word on a title or a release date yet.


ONE OF THE "HURT LOCKER" PRODUCERS HAS BEEN BARRED FROM THE OSCARS:

If "The Hurt Locker" wins Best Picture this Sunday at the Oscars, one of the producers won't be there to pick up his statue. --NICOLAS CHARTIER has been BARRED from the ceremony . . . because he sent e-mails around to Academy members, asking them to vote for the movie, instead of a, quote, "$500 million film." --That was obviously a reference to "Avatar" . . . which is also up for Best Picture. --The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has strict rules about Oscar campaigning. One of those rules is that you can't slam the movies you're competing against. --After he was called out for his actions, Chartier issued an apology, saying, quote, "My naivete, ignorance of the rules and plain stupidity as a first-time nominee is not an excuse for this behavior and I strongly regret it." (--The Academy could have rescinded Chartier's nomination, but they didn't. So if "The Hurt Locker" wins Best Picture, he still gets an Oscar.)


WAS SACHA BARON COHEN DROPPED FROM THE OSCARS BECAUSE PRODUCERS WERE AFRAID HE'D TICK OFF JAMES CAMERON???

This is odd . . . but not exactly surprising. --SACHA BARON COHEN has been dropped from the list of presenters for Sunday's Oscar ceremony . . . allegedly because producers were afraid he'd offend this year's superstar, "Avatar" director JAMES CAMERON. --A so-called "insider" tells "New York" magazine that Sacha was planning to do an "Avatar"-related skit with BEN STILLER. In the skit, Sacha would be dressed as a blue-skinned female Na'vi. --At some point, Sacha's character would reveal that "she" is pregnant . . . with Cameron's love child . . . and would go out into the audience to confront him. --As AWESOME as that sounds, producer BILL MECHANIC nixed the skit . . . and apparently Sacha all together . . . because he was worried that James Cameron might get so upset that he'd WALK OUT of the Oscars on live TV. --A rep for Sacha says, quote, "I hate to use the term, because it's so ubiquitous, but there were 'creative differences.' Nothing acrimonious, but both sides felt that since they couldn't agree, [Cohen] might as well remain in London." (--If this is true, I really like that Sacha was apparently not interested in doing it if Cameron was in on it. That would have been pretty lame.)


"AMERICAN IDOL" INSANITY

THE GIRLS' "AMERICAN IDOL" PERFORMANCES WERE PUSHED BACK TO TONIGHT . . . BECAUSE CRYSTAL BOWERSOX WAS HOSPITALIZED:

The girls were supposed to perform on "American Idol" last night . . . but due to a "medical issue" with CRYSTAL BOWERSOX, their performances were moved up to tonight, and the guys took the stage instead. --There aren't many details yet, but at the beginning of the show last night, RYAN SEACREST confirmed that Crystal had to be hospitalized, and on doctors' orders, she wouldn't be able to perform. --He did not elaborate on Crystal's condition . . . but at least for now, there's no indication that she couldn't be a go for tonight, when the girls are performing. --For what it's worth, a so-called "source" told "Us" magazine that Crystal suffered "diabetes complications" . . . but, quote, "Crystal is doing OK and should be fine for [tonight]."


THE "DANCING WITH THE STARS" PAIRINGS HAVE BEEN REVEALED:

The pairings for the new season of "Dancing with the Stars" have been announced. Here's the complete list:
--PAMELA ANDERSON and DAMIAN WHITEWOOD, who's a new dancer this year.
--KATE GOSSELIN and TONY DOVOLANI
--Olympic figure skater EVAN LYSACEK and ANNA TREBUNSKAYA
--80-year-old space legend BUZZ ALDRIN and ASHLY DELGROSSO-COSTA
--SHANNEN DOHERTY and MARK BALLAS
--PUSSYCAT DOLL NICOLE SCHERZINGER and DEREK HOUGH
--"Clean House" host NIECY NASH and LOUIS VAN AMSTEL
--ESPN's ERIN ANDREWS and MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY
--Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver CHAD OCHOCINCO and CHERYL BURKE
--British "All My Children" star ALDEN TURNER and EDYTA SLIWINSKA
--And "Bachelor" JAKE PAVELKA and CHELSIE HIGHTOWER
--The 10th season of "Dancing with the Stars" premieres on March 22nd.

JAY LENO BEAT DAVID LETTERMAN IN THE RATINGS MONDAY NIGHT:

Not surprisingly, JAY LENO cruised to an easy victory over DAVID LETTERMAN on Monday night . . . his first night back as the host of "The Tonight Show". --According to the early estimates, 6.6 million people watched Leno's return, while "The Late Show with David Letterman" only averaged 3.8 million. (--Leno also beat Letterman in the coveted 18-to-49-year-old demographic.) --Leno maintained a regular and comfortable lead over Letterman in his initial run on "The Tonight Show" . . . but it remains to be seen whether he can recapture that once the interest over his return wanes.


"THE BACHELOR" SERIES FINALE DID WELL IN THE RATINGS:

An estimated 15 million viewers watched the two-hour "Bachelor" finale on Monday night . . . where JAKE PAVELKA chose VIENNA GIRARDI. -Afterwards, the "After the Final Rose" special attracted 14.3 million viewers. --Overall, this season, the show's 14th, averaged 12 million viewers, which was the highest-rated season since the fourth, back in the fall of 2003.


ANOTHER NEW SMASHING PUMPKINS SONG HAS BEEN RELEASED:

BILLY CORGAN has released his third new SMASHING PUMPKINS song. It's called "A Stitch in Time", and you can grab it for FREE, at their site . . .http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/(--This is yet another track off their upcoming super-album, "Teargarden by Kaleidyscope". The Pumpkins are releasing 44 free songs . . . one by one . . . and when they're all out, they'll release them all in a single box set.)


BRUCE WILLIS STARS IN A NEW GORILLAZ MUSIC VIDEO:

GORILLAZ have released a video for their new single, "Stylo" . . . off their new disc, "Plastic Beach", which hits stores next Tuesday. It features a real-life BRUCE WILLIS, who gets involved in a wild car chase with the cartoon band. --Check it . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9vAOzYz-Qs


OK GO HAVE RELEASED A NEW MUSIC VIDEO:

OK GO have released another pretty awesome music video. This one is for their new song, "This Too Shall Pass". It takes place within a Rube Goldberg Machine, which is a complex contraption in the style of the board game Mouse Trap. (--You can check out the video, here . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w(--OK Go, as you may recall, is the band that made that infamous treadmill video for their song "Here It Goes Again". You can watch that again, here . . .) http://www.youtube.com/user/OkGo#p/u/34/pv5zWaTEVkIJIMI


HENDRIX'S NEW ALBUM IS STREAMING ONLINE:

The new JIMI HENDRIX disc, "Valleys of Neptune" . . . which features 12 previously unreleased recordings . . . is streaming online.(--To check it out, hit up this link . . .)http://www.iheartradio.com/cc-common/ondemand/music.html?apid=6476(--"Valleys of Neptune" will hit stores next Tuesday.)


LIL WAYNE'S SENTENCING WAS PUSHED BACK AGAIN . . . THIS TIME DUE TO A FIRE IN THE COURTHOUSE:

Three weeks ago, a New York City court allowed LIL WAYNE'S sentencing to be postponed so that he could have emergency dental surgery. (--That surgery ended up including EIGHT root canals.) --But the judge warned him that it would NOT get delayed again. Well, it was. And this time, it wasn't Wayne's fault. --Yesterday . . . on the new day the sentencing was scheduled to take place . . . a small fire broke out in the basement of the courthouse. It took a little over an hour to be contained, and because of all the smoke, everything was shut down for the day. --Wayne's hearing has been rescheduled for tomorrow afternoon. --The cause of the fire hasn't been determined . . . but there are reports that it could've had something to do with either a boiler, or some construction that was taking place.--Either way, Wayne had nothing to do with the fire . . . as far as we know. (???) In fact, his lawyer, Stacy Richman, says Wayne was DISAPPOINTED to hear about the postponement. (--He was on a plane to New York when the fire broke out.) --She said, quote, "Once you make up your mind to do something, you want to do it." -Lil Wayne is expecting to be sentenced to one year in the clink, which he'll begin serving immediately. (--Back in October, Wayne pleaded guilty to a felony count of attempted criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree . . . in exchange for a reduced, one-year prison sentence. He was looking at three to 15 years.) --On Monday, Wayne posted this message on Twitter . . . quote, "Yesterday I smiled, today I smirked, tomorrow I stop. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers, they're needed. They kant lok up my heart bekuz y'all already have it on lok . . . thank u."

NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW TYPE OF ALCOHOL THAT WON'T GIVE YOU A HANGOVER:

I know it's only Wednesday, but this news is so good I just couldn't wait until the weekend to tell you. --Researchers at Chungnam National University in South Korea have discovered a new type of alcohol that won't give you a HANGOVER. --It all has to do with adding oxygen bubbles to the alcohol, kind of like the way carbonation is added to soft drinks. --According to the researchers, alcohol that's been oxygenated is superior in two ways:
#1.) People who drink oxygenated alcohol sober-up 20 to 30 minutes faster than people who drink the same amount of regular alcohol.#2.) And oxygenated alcohol leads to FEWER and LESS SEVERE hangovers than regular alcohol.--And the cherry on top is that alcohol with oxygen bubbles will get you wasted just as quickly as regular alcohol. (io9)

DRINKING TO FORGET CAN ACTUALLY *IMPROVE* YOUR WELLBEING:

Attention all boozehounds . . . here's a little ammo for you to tuck away until the next time one of your so-called "loved ones" starts giving you a hard time for drinking too much. --A new study from the University College London has found that drinking in excess to forget something upsetting can actually be BETTER for your overall wellbeing than just having one or two drinks to take the edge off. --The logic is that when you just have a couple drinks, your brain will remember snapshots of the trauma without giving you the appropriate context to help them make sense. That can result in upsetting flashbacks. --But if you get completely SMASHED, your entire memory will be wiped out, leaving nothing to "flash back" to. And in the long run, it can be better for your overall wellbeing. Or look at it this way . . . --You're not an alcoholic, you're just using an alternative form of therapy to deal with the train wreck that is your life. (Daily Telegraph)


THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF PETS ON TWITTER:

Face it . . . the only people who actually like Twitter are self-important jerks who think the world would be a better place if EVERYONE knew what they were thinking ALL THE TIME. Which is pathetic. --But if there's ONE THING that's more pathetic, it's people who maintain Twitter accounts for their PETS. --No, I'm not making this up. If you go on Twitter, you can find feeds for hundreds, if not THOUSANDS, of different animals. --And I don't mean just cats and dogs. I'm talking about parrots, fish, horses, ferrets, turtles, rabbits and even capybaras, which are a type of RODENT from South America. --There's even a cat from Massachusetts named Sockington, who has more than 1.5 MILLION followers. Or think of it this way . . . --There are 1.5 million people out there hanging on the every word of some guy who entertains himself by going online and pretending to be his cat. (ABC News) (--If you have nothing better to do with your life, you can link to Sockington's Twitter feed here: http://twitter.com/Sockington)


THE EARTHQUAKE IN CHILE WAS SO MASSIVE IT ACTUALLY SHIFTED THE EARTH'S AXIS:

On Saturday, the country of Chile experienced one of the most powerful earthquakes of all time, measuring 8.8 on the Richter scale. -I know that's really big, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around how massive it really was. If you do too, here's a little perspective . . .--According to experts, the seismic-energy yield of the 7.0-magnitude earthquake in Haiti was the equivalent of 2,000 Hiroshima-sized bombs exploding all at once. But the earthquake in Chile was about 500 times more powerful than that one. --In other words, the seismic energy created by the earthquake in Chile was the equivalent of ONE MILLION Hiroshima-sized bombs going off at the same time. --In fact, the earthquake was so powerful that, according to NASA, it altered the distribution of the Earth's mass, and actually shifted the axis of the planet by about THREE INCHES. That shift caused the day to be shortened by about 1.26 MICROSECONDS. --And experts also think Santa Maria Island off the coast of Chile may have raised as much as SIX FEET out of the water because of the quake. (Wall Street Journal / Bloomberg)


LIVE FISH RAINED DOWN FROM THE SKY LAST WEEK IN AUSTRALIA:

There's a small town in northern Australia called Lajamanu, and last week hundreds of live fish literally RAINED DOWN from the sky. That's right. Fish. Spangled Perch, to be exact. -But before you run off to church to repent for your many sins, you should know there's a scientific explanation for it . . . --According to officials with the Australian Bureau of Meteorology, a TORNADO probably sucked the fish up from the country's lakes and rivers, and then carried them over the land in the wind's current. --Experts say it's actually not that uncommon. But in this case, it's still pretty unusual for two reasons:#1.) Lajamanu is on the edge of the desert, and there isn't a large body of water for several hundred miles.#2.) And this isn't the first time it's rained fish in Lajamanu. In fact, it's happened at least two other times . . . once in 2004 and once in 1974. (Daily Telegraph / Daily Mail)


HERE ARE SEVEN THINGS WOMEN WORRY ABOUT ON FIRST DATES:

As a man, I can say with the utmost certainty that for guys, first dates can be extremely stressful. Mainly because you know that if you really rock the date, it could mean SEX in your immediate future. But if you don't, well, you get the picture. --Anyway, it seems women stress out about first dates too. At least that's according to a website called Guyism.com, which identified seven things that women worry about on first dates. Check it out:

#1.) Who's going to pay? It's a catch-22 for women because some guys will get offended if she offers to help pay, while others will get upset if she doesn't at least offer to cover her half . . . even though he has no intention of making her pay.

#2.) What happens next? You're at the end of the night, you had a great time, and now she's stressing out over whether she should invite you inside for wild, passionate relations, or if you'll think she's a total slut for even considering it.

#3.) Am I making sense? She wants to make a good impression and seem interesting. But in doing so, she keeps telling a series of semi-related stories that have no ending. At least that's what she's worried about.

#4.) Do I like him? Guys have no problem figuring out if they like someone on a first date. If she's hot and has large breasts, he likes her. --But for some reason, women tend to judge guys on their personalities. And, apparently, clouding their judgment with things that AREN'T superficial makes it more difficult to decide if they actually like a guy.

#5.) What is he looking for? Does he want a girlfriend? Does he want a one-night stand? And if we're not on the same page, is that going to be a problem?

#6.) What will my friends think? Women love looking down on one another. We all know it. And there's no better way for them to do it than by criticizing the men who access each other's nether regions.

#7.) Do I still look okay? I know this is going to come as a shock, but sometimes women stress out about their appearance. (Guyism)


NAZZY'S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) A FAN TRIED A TRAMPOLINE DUNK BUT HIT HIS FACE ON THE RIM:A Memphis Grizzlies fan was allowed to do a trampoline dunk, but he jumped too high and hit his face on the rim. (--Search for "NBA trampoline dunking fail") http://bustersports.com/blog/buster-blog/2010/03/02/nba-trampoline-dunking-fail-video/

#2.) A ROYAL GUARD IN ENGLAND THREW UP, BUT KEPT MARCHING:A Royal Guard in England threw up, then kept marching like nothing happened.(--Search for "Windsor Castle guard throws up on duty")http://www.break.com/index/windsor-castle-guard-throws-up-on-duty.html

#3.) A TREE BRANCH EXPLODED WHEN IT LANDED ON TWO POWER LINES:A broken tree branch fell across two power lines, and while it was crackling and smoking, it sounded like someone screaming. Then it burst into flames. (--Search for "tree branch falls on power lines." It explodes at :14.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYktDghfoFM

#4.) AN OLD WOMAN FREAKED OUT DURING A RACE CAR RIDE:This old lady made the poor decision of getting in the passenger seat of a race car, and started screaming as soon as the driver hit the gas. (--Search for "old lady terrified by race car ride." He hits the gas at :30.)http://www.break.com/index/old-lady-terrified-by-race-car-ride.html