GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LUNCH

THE "ANTI-THEFT LUNCH BAG" WILL MAKE SURE NOBODY STEALS YOUR LUNCH OUT OF THE WORK REFRIGERATOR EVER AGAIN:

Has your lunch ever been stolen out of the refrigerator at work? If so, you should pick up an Anti-Theft Lunch Bag to make sure it never happens again. (LifeHacker)

(--Basically, the Anti-Theft Lunch Bag is a plastic bag that has green splotches printed on both sides . . . so it looks like your sandwich is moldy and disgusting. - WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!!! )