DON'T MAKE THIS GUY MAD

A GUY FOUND OUT HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS CHEATING ON HIM . . . SO HE CRUSHED THE OTHER GUY'S CAR WITH A 13-TON EXCAVATOR:

Recently, 30-year-old Martyn Wright of Hartington, U.K. learned that his girlfriend . . . 24-year-old Linda Kirkham . . . was cheating on him with his childhood friend . . . a 22-year-old guy named Anthony Simpson. So Martyn . . . who works as a construction equipment contractor . . . climbed into a 13-ton excavator, and used it to absolutely DESTROY Anthony's Toyota Land Cruiser.

On Wednesday, Martyn was released on a 12-month conditional discharge, and ordered to pay Anthony $4,000 for the damages. But according to Martyn, "I've no regrets about what I did. [Anthony] deserved it." (--Yeah he did. Good work, Martyn!) (Daily Mail)