ONE-LEGGED ESCAPE ARTIST

A ONE-LEGGED INMATE ESCAPED FROM THREE GUARDS: (!!!)

Last Thursday, 28-year-old Michael Hill of Greenford, U.K., was waiting to be transferred to jail after being charged with domestic burglary. --Anyway, Michael was being guarded by three officers outside the courthouse when he took off running, climbed over a five-foot wall, and jumped two garden fences . . . before disappearing into the city.

--So why is that so impressive? --Because Michael only has ONE LEG. --See, Michael lost his other leg a few years ago after being attacked by a Pit-bull . . . and his guards left him without handcuffs because they figured they didn't need to keep a one-legged man in shackles. Clearly, they were WRONG. --According to a guard who witnessed the escape, quote, "I couldn't believe it when I heard he had a false leg. He was like a sprinter in the Paralympics. The guards are fat and smoke too much so they couldn't catch him." (Sun)