FATHER SON CHAT

HERE'S A LIST OF STUFF YOUR DAD SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU:

Let's face it . . . some of the advice your dad gave you growing up was probably pretty GOOD. And some of it, I imagine, was pretty BAD.

But whether your dad was the king of good advice . . . or he ignored you altogether . . . here are ten things the old man probably should have told you.

#1.) How to properly bait a fishing line
#2.) How to fix a car
#3.) That you need to get a haircut
#4.) That it's not enough to just be well-rounded . . . you need to be really good at something too
#5.) You need to learn to drive LEFT when playing basketball (???)
#6.) How to LOVE working out
#7.) Don't just party in college . . . try to do something MORE to really take advantage of your time, because you'll never get to do it again
#8.) You can't win without a good quarterback (???)
#9.) Use sunscreen
#10.) NEVER underestimate your fertility

For the sake of being thorough, here's a list of stuff OUR dads told us when we were young, which . . . for one reason or another . . . stuck with us.

--You shouldn't fight . . . but at some point, you'll probably have to.
--No one cares about you as much as you do. If someone says they're helping you, they're getting something out of it.

--Always find a way to turn a negative into a positive . . . even if it's just as a "learning experience".

--Get as much education as you can so you don't get stuck in a dead-end job.

--Always leave a place in better condition than you found it.

--If your shoes aren't shined, you're only half dressed.

--If you want to know whether a hot chick will become a chubby, look at her mom.

--Read this sex book. If you have any questions, I'll be in the garage. (Asylum)