FEMALE BOSS

HERE ARE FOUR REASONS WHY WOMEN . . . CAN'T BE BOSSES:

Last night, I was surfing the Internet when I came across an article on AskMen.com which made the case that women . . . are TERRIBLE bosses. Now, I'm not saying I agree (--because I DON'T, ladies). But, according to the article, here are the FOUR REASONS why women can't be bosses:

#1.) Women can't control their emotions: In order to be successful, a workplace needs to be calm and controlled. But women operate on feeling instead of logic. That makes the workplace unpredictable and, ultimately, dooms it to failure.

#2.) All women have Queen Bee Syndrome: Have you ever noticed how when one woman gets into a position of power . . . she starts gunning for the other broads in the office? It's because women are paranoid of one another, and that's no way to run an office.

#3.) Business was built by men for men: Business is based on masculinity . . . because that's how guys like it. In order to adapt, women have to take on masculine qualities. But, really, does anyone actually like the PANT SUIT? Of course not.

#4.) Women hold grudges: Ever heard the saying about a "woman scorned"? Well, there's a reason that stereotype exists. But if you want to succeed in business, you can't hold grudges. That's rule number one. (Ask Men)

(--OK, clearly this is a pretty simple-minded piece. But it raises some interesting stuff. For example, women DO tend to gun for one another in the workplace . . . at least more than guys do.)