HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (9-25-09)

FRIDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"Smallville" [9th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on The CW. (--Brian Austin Green guest stars as a guy with a kryptonite heart.)

--"Ghost Whisperer" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Melinda gives birth to a baby boy who also has mommy's gift.)

--"Law & Order" [20th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC.

--"Brothers" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox. (--Former New York Giant Michael Strahan plays an NFL player who moves back home with his parents.)

--"Medium" [6th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Allison doesn't feel like herself after having had brain surgery.)

--"Dollhouse" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox. (--"Battlestar Galactica's" Jamie Bamber guest stars as Echo's temporary new husband.)

--"Numb3rs" [6th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS.

--"Psych" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on USA. (--Jaleel "Urkel" White and "SNL's" Kenan Thompson guest star as Gus' old college a capella mates.)

--"Rescue Ink Unleashed" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on National Geographic. (--A tattooed band of 'gentle giants' try to put an end to animal atrocities.)

SATURDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"Saturday Night Live" [35th Season Premiere] . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC. (--Megan Fox guest hosts and U2 is the musical guest.)

SUNDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"Sunday Night Football" . . . 8:20 to 11:20 P.M. Eastern on NBC. (--The Arizona Cardinals host the Indianapolis Colts at University of Phoenix Stadium in Arizona.)

--"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" [7th Season Premiere] . . . 7:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC.

--"The Amazing Race 15" [15th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS.

--"The Simpsons" [21st Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on Fox. (--Seth Rogen co-wrote and does one of the voices when Homer is cast as the lead in a superhero film.)

--"The Cleveland Show" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox. (--A "Family Guy" spin-off starring Peter's African American neighbors.)

--"Family Guy" [8th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on Fox.

--"American Dad" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 9:30 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox.

--"Desperate Housewives" [6th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.

MYA THINKS KHLOE KARDASHIAN'S WEDDING IS A PUBLICITY STUNT:

Not everyone thinks that KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOM are getting hitched this Sunday for all the right reasons. --R&B minx MYA . . . (--Who's currently a contestant on "Dancing With the Stars") . . . was overheard at some event saying that the engagement is FAKE, and the wedding is, quote, "a publicity stunt."

Mya believes that Khloe is only doing this because she's tired of her two sisters getting all the attention.

Meanwhile, a so-called "source" tells "People" magazine that this IS kind of a publicity stunt, and obviously, it's being filmed for the latest Kardashian E! reality show. But that doesn't mean Khloe and Lamar aren't in love.

The source says, quote, "Khloe and Lamar are sure about everything, so they all figured, 'Why not [rush into it]?!' It's a quickie wedding to everyone else, but Khloe knows what she wants. --"They knew this was it, and they're just having fun with this whirlwind."


RANDY QUAID AND HIS WIFE WERE ARRESTED YESTERDAY . . . FOR SKIPPING OUT ON A HOTEL BILL:

RANDY QUAID and his wife EVI were arrested yesterday . . . for skipping out on a hotel bill. Randy and Evi are accused of running up a $10,000 bill at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara . . . then leaving without paying.

They were picked up yesterday in Marfa, Texas . . . but they didn't go without a fight. TMZ says Randy assaulted two sheriff's deputies both verbally and physically and resisted arrest. --Evi also resisted . . . to the point where she had to be wrestled to the ground and subdued.

The Quaids were charged with burglary, conspiracy and defrauding an innkeeper. (???) But they weren't charged for their antics during the arrest. Bail was set at $20,000 for each of them, but they quickly paid it and walked.

Apparently, Randy and Evi have done this before . . . which is why the cops pursued them so hard. They believe that the Quaids checked into the San Ysidro Ranch with no intention of paying in the first place. --Here's the thing, though: The Quaids say they did NOTHING WRONG . . . and they're completely square with the San Ysidro Ranch. --They even sent a cashier's check to TMZ as proof . . . along with a HANDWRITTEN statement . . . in which they said, quote, "I promise the state of California, Texas does not bother people over hamburgers ordered by room service, supposedly burglarized. "I promise you we have paid our bill . . . and this is all for PR."

You probably remember Randy Quaid as the very redneck Cousin Eddie in the "Vacation" movies with CHEVY CHASE. He was also the crazy fighter pilot in "Independence Day", and the guy who hired Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal to work that lonely "Brokeback Mountain" together. Oh, and he's DENNIS QUAID'S brother.


OLD SCHOOL LADY GAGA

If you're interested, we dug up an old video of LADY GAGA performing in a small New York club called The Bitter End. It's actually only three years old . . . but it was before she became so EXTREME and EDGY.

(--***WARNING***: She drops an unedited F-BOMB at the end of the clip . . .) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b2C20qN4Ps