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AN 88-YEAR-OLD WORLD WAR TWO VETERAN FOUGHT OFF FOUR PEOPLE WHO WERE TRYING TO ROB HIM:

There's an 88-year-old World War Two vet named Biagio Sciscione who lives in Kenilworth, New Jersey. He needs a cane or a motorized wheelchair to get around, but he's still got some of the old soldier in him.

On Sunday, Biagio was at home with his 83-year-old wife Mary, when an unidentified woman showed up on their front porch. --The girl claimed she was collecting money for a local church charity. And being the good people they are, Biagio and Mary invited her inside. But after a few minutes, the conversation got so boring that Biagio left the room.

That's when he noticed a man and two other women walking out the door with his SAFE, which contained jewelry and other valuable items. Biagio says, quote, "My adrenaline went up and my blood pressure went up to 200 . . . I ran right out there, I dropped my cane and I just went in action . . .

"The guy pushed me. I gave him a sock . . . a good sock . . . and he stood there and looked at me. I said, 'You're going to get some more if you don't drop that safe.'"

Long story short, the thieves continued to scuffle with Biagio. But, eventually, they ran off empty-handed. As of last night, the robbers still hadn't been caught. The police say they hope to release sketches of the suspects by the end of the week. (Star-Ledger / WCBS News 2 - New York)

AND NOW . . . 30 OF THE FUNNIEST NEWS REPORTER SCREW-UPS EVER:

The "Daily Telegraph" in the UK has compiled a list containing links to videos of the 30 best NEWS REPORTER SCREW-UPS of all time. (Daily Telegraph)

(--You can link to all 30 of these screw-ups here . . .)http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6215920/Newsreader-fails-the-30-most-baffling-onscreen-errors.html

CHECK OUT THIS X-RAY OF A WOMAN WHO GOT STABBED IN THE BUTT:

Earlier this year, 26-year-old Ying Shi was mugged by a group of thieves in Shanghai, China. During the robbery, one of the muggers STABBED Ying in the rear end, and buried the entire six-inch blade in her buttocks. (Metro)

(--Take a look at Ying's painful-yet-hilarious-looking X-ray here . . .)

A WOMAN IN INDONESIA GAVE BIRTH TO A 19-POUND BABY: (!!!)

On Monday, a woman from northern Indonesia named Ani gave birth to a baby boy. But this wasn't just any baby boy. He was the LARGEST baby ever born in the country of Indonesia. So just how big was he?

At the time of his birth, which required a C-section delivery, the boy was more than TWO FEET long, and weighed 19.2 POUNDS. (!!!) (Yahoo News)(--Check out a photo here . . .)

AND NOW . . . CHECK OUT THIS COLLECTION OF RIDICULOUSLY-NAMED RESTAURANTS:

Last night, I stumbled across a website called BeltDriveBetty.com. And they'd collected a bunch of photos of some of the most unfortunately-named restaurants EVER. (Reddit)

(--Take a look at some of these restaurant names here . . .)http://www.beltdrivebetty.com/index.php/component/content/article/399-contacts/2296-i-dont-care-how-good-the-food-is-im-not-eating-there