NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

A COMPANY IN JAPAN HAS INVENTED A SWINE FLU-PROOF SUIT:

Well, it's officially fall. And if you believe the "experts," that means swine flu is about to start spreading like wildfire. Fortunately, a Japanese clothing company called the Haruyama Trading Company, has just invented a stylish new BUSINESS SUIT that protects against swine flu.

So how does this thing work? Basically, the suit is coated with a chemical typically used in toothpaste and cosmetics called Titanium Dioxide. When Titanium Dioxide comes into contact with the H1N1 virus, it breaks it down and KILLS it.

And even after you wash the suit several times, it still retains its protective properties. Overall, about 50,000 swine flu-proof suits have been produced in four different colors . . . medium gray, charcoal, navy and pinstripe gray.

The swine flu-proof suit goes on sale tomorrow for about $580. (--Take a look at this nonsense here . . .)(Daily Telegraph / MSN News)

DAIRY FARMERS PROTESTED IN BELGIUM BY SPRAYING COPS WITH MILK . . . STRAIGHT FROM A COW'S UDDER:

I'm going to assume you don't know a whole lot about the European dairy market . . . because why would you? But apparently, things are pretty bad right now. --In fact, milk prices have dropped so low that on Monday, thousands of dairy farmers took to the streets outside the headquarters of the European Union in Brussels, Belgium.

And the protest got pretty heated. The farmers hurled eggs, started fires, and sprayed cops with milk STRAIGHT FROM A COW'S UDDER.(--Check out a hilarious photo of this unusual demonstration here . . .)(New York Times)



A SCHOOL IN OREGON SENT A SICK, 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL HOME WITH A SENILE OLD MAN THEY THOUGHT WAS HER GRANDPA . . . BUT WASN'T: (!!!)

You probably assume that when you drop your kids off at school, you're leaving them in good hands. And maybe you are. But there's a chance that the people at your kid's school are completely incompetent. Here's what I'm talking about . . .

Last week, an unidentified 6-year-old girl got sick in the middle of the day at Reedville Elementary School in Aloha, Oregon.

Now, the standard policy in that situation is for school officials to contact a parent or relative, and have that person come take the kid home. And that's just what happened . . . almost.

Except that school officials accidentally called the WRONG PERSON. And when the unidentified man showed up to take his "granddaughter" home, he was too OLD and SENILE to realize that the little girl wasn't his relative.

Long story short, when the old geezer got the little girl back to his house, he realized his mistake and brought her back to school. According to the girl's mother, a woman named Trisha Bahr, quote, "I don't understand how the mix-up happened. And how did this person not know they didn't have their own grandchild?

"It scared the beejesus out of me to know my child was with someone else. I don't understand how he didn't know who he was picking up . . . If he wasn't a good person, I could have never seen my daughter again." (KPTV News 12 - Portland)


HERE ARE FIVE TIPS FOR GETTING-IN-GOOD WITH YOUR DATE'S FRIENDS:

When you're a guy and you're dating someone new, sometimes you're so focused on impressing HER, you forget about an easy way to score points: impress her FRIENDS. So here are five tips on how to do it . . .

#1.) REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. Learn her friends' names beforehand, or as soon as you meet them, and use them in conversation throughout the night. And if you've learned something interesting about her friends, you can use it to break the ice.

#2.) BUY A ROUND OF DRINKS. Offer to buy everyone a round of drinks, or treat them to dessert after dinner. As long as your offer doesn't seem forced, it'll buy you some instant gratitude.

#3.) COMPLIMENT THEM. If you compliment your date's friends in a specific way, it shows you're a nice guy AND that you're paying attention. Like if you acknowledged the great work your date's best friend is doing at her volunteering job.

Even better, score points by saying something nice about your date to her friends while she's away for a second.

#4.) TONE DOWN THE PDA. Showing your affection is fine, but if you over-do the groping, it makes everyone else feel like a third wheel.

#5.) FOLLOW-UP. Whether it's in an email, a text, or a phone call, always comment afterward on how great it was to meet her friends. Better yet, write something on her Facebook page so her friends can see your comments too. (Match.com)