NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

CALVIN KLEIN HAS A NEW LINE OF JEANS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOUR CROTCH LOOK BIGGER:

Guys . . . if you're worried that your privates is a little on the small side, you're going to want to pay attention.

Calvin Klein has come out with a new line of jeans called Body by Calvin Klein Jeans. According to their website, the jeans have a, quote, "reinforced fly for an enhanced profile."

Translated, that means the fly is PADDED to increase the appearance of your BULGE. The idea, obviously, is to make your privates look bigger, so that you can trick people into thinking you've got something special in your pants. (--Check out a photo of this nonsense here . . .)

(--You can buy these silly things for $79.95 a pair here . . .)http://www.calvinklein.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3568910(New York Observer)


A WOMAN LOST 211 POUNDS AND FINALLY HAD HER FIRST KISS AT THE AGE OF 40:

Now it's time to recognize our JYY Hero of the Day . . . a former over weight woman named Kimberly Evans. Kimberly was overweight for her entire life, and by the time she reached her late 30s, she'd ballooned to 347 pounds. But shortly after her 39th birthday, Kimberly watched "The Phantom of the Opera" starring GERARD BUTLER and became inspired to make a change.

So Kimberly started dieting and working out. And now, less than two years later, Kimberly has lost 211 POUNDS.

Better yet, at the age of 40, she finally had her FIRST KISS.--Kimberly says, quote "Food was my friend, my blanket, my comfort, my lover, my drug . . . [But now] I want to live for the first time and experience everything. I want to travel, have fun and adventure. I lost so many years to my 'fat suit' . . . I have a lot left to do." (MSNBC / That's Fit)(--Check out some "before and after" photos of Kimberly here . . .)

HERE ARE THREE WAYS YOUR MEAN BOSS IS NEGATIVELY AFFECTING YOUR LIFE:

Do you ever worry that your mean boss is KILLING you? Well, you might be right . . . -At least that's according to the Work, Family and Health Network. They're a group of eight research teams that spent three years studying employer-employee relations in a bunch of different workplace environments across the country.

They looked at hotels, retail stores, grocery stores, and large white-collar firms, and according to their findings, there are THREE WAYS that your boss can have a negative impact on your life, even when you're not at work. Check it out:

#1.) Based on their research, if there's a lot of tension between you and another co-worker . . . especially your boss . . . then you'll be significantly less in-touch with WHERE your kids are, and WHAT they're doing on any given day.

#2.) If your boss refuses to accommodate your family needs . . . like allowing you to take time off to take care of a sick kid, or to attend a parent-teacher conference . . . you're TWICE as likely to develop cardiovascular disease.

#3.) On average, people who work for inflexible bosses get 30 fewer minutes of sleep each night than people with less restrictive bosses. (ABC News)


IS KELLOGG'S GOING TO START LASER-ETCHING ITS LOGO ON CORN FLAKES?

On Tuesday, Kellogg's announced on Twitter that the company is going to start laser-etching its logo onto Corn Flakes cereal, in order to protect the brand against imitators.

According to the Kellogg's Tweet, quote, "Now you'll always be able to tell your Corn Flakes from your corn fakes!"

It's unclear whether we're supposed to take the Tweet seriously, or if it's just some sort of bizarre hoax. (--Is there any way this is true? It seems highly unlikely they'd actually spend the time and money it would take to laser-etch each corn flake. But why make this announcement unless there's at least some truth to it? It's baffling.) (--A better question is who exactly is following the Kellogg's Twitter feed . . . and why?) (--Check out a photo of some laser-etched Corn Flakes. . .)(Herald Sun)