A FORMER NBA PLAYER IS BROKE AND HOMELESS BECAUSE HE BLEW ALL HIS MONEY ON STRIPPERS:

Don't get me wrong . . . I appreciate all the work the OBAMA administration has done to stimulate the economy.

But if the plan is to stimulate the economy by redistributing the wealth, there's no better way to do it than to keep throwing ridiculous amounts of money at young athletes who have NO CLUE what to do with it. Here's a perfect example . . .

In 1989, Rumeal Robinson made two critical free throws to help the University of Michigan win the NCAA basketball championship over Seton Hall. And the next year, he signed a four-year contract worth $4.29 MILLION with the NBA's Atlanta Hawks.

But now, less than 20 years later, Rumeal is BROKE and HOMELESS. So what happened to all his money?

According to Rumeal's adoptive brother, Donald Barrows, quote, "He would go on binges for two whole weeks where he spent $20,000 a night at a strip club. -"Not only that, but he'd also have a bunch of the strippers come back to his place, get buck-naked, and clean his house for $500 or $1,000 each." (!!!) (Miami New Times / Fanhouse)




WOULD YOU BUY UNDERWEAR WITH BUILT-IN BUTT IMPLANTS???

If you're completely lacking in the BUTT DEPARTMENT, then I've got just the thing for you . . . --According to the people over at AOL Shopping, the hot new trend for flat-bottomed people is to sport underwear with built-in BUTT IMPLANTS.

Now, I know what you're thinking . . . there's NO WAY this is a real product. But I assure you it is. (--Check out some photos of this nonsense . . .)
(--If you're interested in buying a pair of these things, there are several different links to places where you can buy them, here . . .)http://shopping.aol.com/articles/2009/10/08/underwear-that-gives-you-an-unbuttlievable-backside?ncid=AOLCOMMshopDYNLsec0001 (AOL Shopping)





THERE'S A NEW IPHONE APP THAT LETS YOU LOOK UP GIRLS' SKIRTS BY BLOWING INTO YOUR PHONE:

If you're a pervert with an iPhone, then I'm about to make your day . . .--A Japanese tech firm called Bottle Cube has just developed a new iPhone app called "Puff," which allows users to peek under the skirts of onscreen girls.

All you have to do is blow into your iPhone's microphone. The harder you blow, the higher the girl's skirt lifts, and the louder she squeals. (Huffington Post)

(--Check out a video demonstration of this nonsense here . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x2kjShNaLs