WHERE TO & NOT TO FIND LOVE

FIVE PLACES TO FIND A GREAT GUY . . . AND FIVE PLACES TO AVOID:

Ladies, if you feel like you've looked everywhere and you STILL can't find a great guy, here are five new places to try . . .

#1.) SPORTS BARS. You'll definitely find some losers there, but you'll probably find some winners too, especially if it's a TRENDY sports bar that's somewhat new . . . not one that's been there eighty years.

#2.) THE BAR AT YOUR LOCAL STEAK HOUSE. If he's eating at a steak house, chances are he's at least SOMEWHAT financially secure. Try the bar area: single guys like eating there because it's faster, and there's usually a TV.

#3.) SUSHI RESTAURANTS. It's another place single men go to eat alone. It shows they have the tiniest bit of sophistication. And it's a relaxed atmosphere, so talking to a complete stranger doesn't seem strange at all.

#4.) THE SUPERMARKET. The "frozen food" aisle is for lazy guys who eat TV dinners or still live at home. But a lot of DATABLE single guys shop in the "prepared food" aisle. So check there first.

#5.) CIGAR BARS. Most women can't stand the smell, so if you CAN, you won't have any competition. The guys are usually a little older and more refined. And a lot of them have money. Just be on the lookout for married men in search of a mistress.

--And here are five places you WON'T find single guys to date . . .

#1.) SALONS. Single guys spend 20 minutes at the barber once or twice a month. They don't linger there.

#2.) NIGHTCLUBS. Single guys that go there usually have one thing on their mind . . . and it's not a relationship.

#3.) FROZEN YOGURT SHOPS. It's a good place for a first date, but guys don't go there alone.

#4.) LAUNDROMATS. On TV, the Laundromat is kind of romantic. But in real life, it's usually dirty and depressing. And most guys who are even SOMEWHAT successful, don't go there.

#5.) CRUISE SHIPS. GAY men go on cruises, but if you're looking for a STRAIGHT guy, the only ones you'll find there are either married, or 80 years old. (Yahoo.com)