HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (12-02-09)

J-LO'S EX-HUSBAND DOESN'T HAVE A SEX VIDEO OF HER:

Just to make this clear once and for all: J-LO'S first ex-husband, OJANI NOA, does NOT have any video of her having sex.

We all know by now that Noa is trying to make a mockumentary film about his life with Jennifer Lopez. And he has 11-plus hours of home movie footage he was hoping to incorporate into it . . . including HONEYMOON footage.

Noa has hinted that some of the footage might be a little racy . . . and there's been a lot of speculation as to the SEXUAL nature of it. But Noa himself has said there's NO SEX in the footage.

Yesterday, Noa and J-Lo's attorneys attended a court hearing, at which a judge upheld an earlier ruling that Noa CAN'T use that footage. --Outside the courthouse, one of J-Lo's lawyers reiterated that Noa's footage is clean. He said, quote, "There wasn't anything close to sex in it. We never alleged that. But it's still private and personal to my client."

He added, quote, "[The tapes are] innocent and they have been misrepresented . . . to increase value and media attention."

Meanwhile, Noa told reporters, quote, "They're trying to stop me from making my documentary and I'm fighting for my rights. They're not being fair." --Noa says he'll take the matter to trial.

Then there's also the matter of a $10 million breach of contract suit J-Lo filed against him. --Noa signed a confidentiality agreement back in 2002 barring him from blabbing about their relationship. But he claims that since the movie is a PARODY, it's not covered by the agreement.


TIGER WOODS IS GETTING A TICKET FOR CARELESS DRIVING:

After all the insanity, TIGER WOODS is getting a ticket for careless driving . . . which carries a possible $164 fine and four points on his license. (--That's if he doesn't fight it and just pays the ticket . . . or if he DOES fight it and is found guilty.)

And that's the end of things. Legally, anyway. --During a brief press conference yesterday, a spokeswoman for the Florida Highway Patrol said that Tiger was at fault for crashing into a fire hydrant and a tree early Friday morning . . . because he didn't drive in a, quote, "careful and prudent manner."

There will be no criminal charges for either Tiger or his wife, ELIN NORDEGREN, and the case is officially CLOSED.

As for the domestic violence allegations stemming from the rumor that Elin scratched up Tiger's face, the spokeswoman said, quote, "There was insufficient evidence available to issue a subpoena for additional medical information that may exist."

Tiger was never required to talk to police. All he had to do was give them his license, registration and proof of insurance . . . which he did this past Sunday.(--You can watch the FHP spokeswoman's press conference here . . .)http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b155904_tiger_out_of_woods_crash_gets_wrist.html


CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO SIMULATION OF TIGER WOODS GETTING SLAPPED BY HIS WIFE:

We'll never really know what went on between TIGER WOODS and ELIN NORDEGREN right before Tiger crashed his car last Friday morning. But that didn't stop some Chinese news organization from MAKING IT UP.

Check out this Chinese news report . . . featuring a computer-generated recreation of the events . . . including Tiger being SLAPPED by Elin . . .and Elin chasing down his SUV with a golf club.

(--Despite the domestic abuse subtext, it's actually quite hilarious . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

TWILIGHT NEWS

"Variety" and E! Online are both reporting that "Breaking Dawn" . . . the fourth and final installment in the "Twilight" series . . . will be split into TWO movies. --"Breaking Dawn" is tentatively schedules for a 2011 release. The third installment, "Eclipse", hits theaters next June.


RAMBO IS BACK!

We heard recently that in the fifth "Rambo" flick, SYLVESTER STALLONE would be fighting ALIENS. Now there's word that Stallone has ditched that idea, and he's going with a more standard, Rambo-like plot.

The new plan is for Rambo to tackle, quote, "the brutality [faced by] women and children caught in the drug wars in Mexico."


BARBARA WALTERS FINDS KATE GOSSELIN FASCINATING:

We know two more people that will be featured on BARBARA WALTERS' annual "10 Most Fascinating People of 2009" special next Wednesday.

They are: KATE GOSSELIN, who can't quit talking about how she's sad that "Jon & Kate Plus Eight" had to end . . . and BRETT FAVRE, who can't quit the NFL.

The previously revealed "fascinating people" are: Adam Lambert, Lady GaGa, Sarah Palin, Tyler Perry, Glenn Beck, and Jenny Sanford, the estranged wife of adulterous South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.


ADAM LAMBERT USED TO WEIGH 250 POUNDS:

In a recent interview ADAM LAMBERT said that he suffered from a, quote, "ugly duckling complex" when he was younger. Part of that had to do with his weight.

He said, quote, "When I was in high school I was 250 pounds . . . and that creates some stuff, some body image stuff, some confidence issues, and I got a lot of my confidences from validation I got as a performer."(--You can watch that portion of the interview, here . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiPEzPUjYKo


PEAS ON TOUR

The BLACK EYED PEAS have unveiled the dates for a spring North American tour. It kicks off in Atlanta on February 4th . . . and runs through an April 11th gig in Vancouver.

(--You can get all the dates by scrolling down, here . . .)http://www.blackeyedpeas.com/home/news/789434