NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF (12-02-09)

FUNNY VIDEO'S

Here's a funny music video called "Man vs. Toddler." Not surprisingly, "Man" wins at everything.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ5DfWN3fWU(Search Terms: Man vs. Toddler baratsandbereta.com)

2009 VIDEO REMIX

A DJ edited the year's top news stories into this music video. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbch0s_that-really-happened-2009-dj-steve_fun(Search Terms: That Really Happened 2009 DJ Steve Porter Remix)


A GUY IN TEXAS ASSAULTED HIS SISTER WITH A HOT PECAN PIE DURING THANKSGIVING DINNER:

You might think your Thanksgiving dinner was a miserable disaster. But there's a woman in Texas who would like you your wrong!!! That's because on Thanksgiving, an unidentified 23-year-old woman got into an argument with her 26-year-old brother while they were at their parents' house in Algoa, Texas.

It's unclear what the argument was about, or why it escalated so quickly. --But what we do know is that the brother got so upset with his sister that he took a piece of PECAN PIE that had just been microwaved, and shoved it in her face.

The pie was so hot that it caused his sister to suffer first- and second-degree burns to her face and neck. --Long story short, the brother has been charged with assault. And even though the sister has asked that the case be dropped, Texas law requires prosecution in cases of family violence. (KPRC News 2 - Houston)


SOME MORON TRIED TO ROB A WENDY'S RESTAURANT WHILE HIS MOM WAS WORKING THERE:

Now it's time to recognize our Meatball Criminals of the Day . . . 27-year-old Jason Zacchi and 22-year-old Amanda Yost of Dearborn Heights, Michigan. On Saturday, Jason and Amanda were at the drive-thru window of a local Wendy's restaurant when Jason pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and told the cashier to hand over the money. There was just one problem . . . --Jason's mother is a manager at the Wendy's he was attempting to rob. And she was actually working at the time of the robbery.

Apparently, Jason thought he could disguise his identity by covering his face with a bandana. But his mother recognized him anyway and turned him in to the police.

Jason and Amanda were arraigned on Monday. Amanda's bond was set at $50,000, and Jason's was set at $100,000.(WDIV News 4 - Detroit)


AN ITALIAN POLICE OFFICER TOTALED A $250,000 LAMBORGHINI PATROL CAR:

Recently, police officers in Bologna, Italy, were given two Lamborghinis worth $250,000 each. The cars were meant to help them keep up with people who speed while driving sports cars.

Well, last week an officer was driving one of the Lamborghinis when another car suddenly pulled out in front of him. The officer swerved to avoid a collision, and instead plowed into a row of parked cars TOTALING the Lamborghini. (Daily Mail)


IS IT BETTER TO CUT YOUR SANDWICH INTO RECTANGLES OR TRIANGLES?

Right now, the U.S. is mired in a two-front war, nearly ONE in TEN Americans are unemployed, and even though they have an overwhelming advantage in Congress, those useless Democrats still can't get anything done.

Fortunately, the people over at NPR refuse to be swayed from asking the tough questions impacting all of our lives . . . like whether it's better to cut your sandwich into rectangles or triangles.

No, I'm not joking. And, according to an informal survey of so-called experts, the "best" way to cut your sandwich is DIAGONALLY. Why?

#1.) A diagonal cut exposes more of the sandwich's insides, which makes your first bite more delicious.

#2.) A three-sided shape is more aesthetically pleasing than a four-sided shape. And if you prop one half of your triangle sandwich up against the other, it gives the plate a vertical dimension that a rectangle sandwich just can't compete with.

#3.) The narrow corner of a triangle sandwich makes it slightly easier to eat.#4.) And a diagonal cut creates a long, crustless side for each half, which increases the total crust-free surface area of your sandwich. (NPR)