APRIL 2, 2010

HOLLYWEOOD DIRT OVERFLOW

DID JESSE JAMES ADMIT TO BEING UNFAITHFUL WITH SEVEN WOMEN???

Some tabloids are telling us that JESSE JAMES cheated on SANDRA BULLOCK with at least 11 women. But according to RadarOnline.com, Jesse confessed to Sandra that there were SEVEN. --So far, there are three that we know of by name . . . and a fourth who ALMOST revealed herself, but decided against it at the last minute.


GEORGE LOPEZ SAYS SANDRA BULLOCK IS AN "AMAZING PERSON":

You may not have known this, but SANDRA BULLOCK and GEORGE LOPEZ are tight. She was even one of the executive producers of his sitcom. -And last weekend, George went to check up on her. He says, quote, "I went to her house the other day after the 'Kids' Choice Awards' and saw her and sat with her for a few minutes. She's great. We love her. We all love her." --George says he expects Sandra to get through this chaos because, quote, "She is an amazing person."


TIGER WOODS HAS BEEN NAMED THE UNSEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR:

"The Boston Phoenix" has named TIGER WOODS the Unsexiest Man of the Year. --The newspaper put Tiger at the very top of its annual list of the 100 Unsexiest Men. --Editor Lance Gould says, quote, "Tiger Woods is a fit athlete and not a bad looking guy, but the jaw dropping nature of his double life was so astounding that it revolted everybody to the point where he endangered endorsement deals. --"On a superficial level he was such a perfect specimen, but just one chip shot put a divot in his robotically perfect image revealing a warren of below the bunker lies. He thought he was above it all." --Tiger is followed by MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO from "Jersey Shore" and JOHN EDWARDS. --JESSE JAMES only made it to #6 . . . butGould says that's because the field was so crowded this year.
#1.) TIGER WOODS#2.) MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO#3.) JOHN EDWARDS#4.) KEVIN SMITH#5.) JOHN MAYER#6.) JESSE JAMES#7.) GLENN BECK#8.) JAY LENO#9.) Philandering South Carolina Governor MARK SANFORD#10.) POPE BENEDICT THE 16TH(--Check out the complete list here . . .)http://thephoenix.com/unsexy/2010/?page=10


ANNA PAQUIN IS BISEXUAL:

"True Blood" minx ANNA PAQUIN announced that she's BISEXUAL in a new PSA for the Give A Damn project . . . which is a campaign for equality for the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community. --The video also features Cyndi Lauper, Elton John, Sharon Osbourne, Whoopi Goldberg, Clay Aiken and THE INCOMPARABLE ERIC ROBERTS. (!!!) --Some of them aren't gay, obviously . . . but they're all supportive. --Another video also features Kelly Osbourne, Cynthia Nixon, Judith Light and Kim Kardashian. (--You can watch the videos here . . .)http://www.youtube.com/user/WEGIVEADAMN#p/a/u/2/IaeeKbZibOM(--Anna Paquin is engaged to her "True Blood" co-star, STEPHEN MOYER. There's no word if their sex life includes bringing ANOTHER LADY into the bedroom every now and then.)


SELENA GOMEZ AND NICK JONAS HAVE BROKEN UP AGAIN:

JOE JONAS and DEMI LOVATO may have publicly professed their love for each other . . . but that's NOT going to happen for NICK JONAS and SELENA GOMEZ. --Sources say that Nick and Selena broke up again early last month . . . because their schedules kept them apart too much. (--Technically, Nick and Selena never confirmed they were back together in the first place, but it was one of those things everyone pretty much knew.) --Selena might not be lonely, though. She's been spending a lot of time with Cameron Quiseng . . . the 19-year-old bass player for some new band called Allstar Weekend. -They even went bowling together a few weeks ago with TAYLOR SWIFT and "Glee" star CORY MONTEITH . . . in what some people have called a DOUBLE DATE. (--Allstar Weekend opened for Selena back in November at the House of Blues in Anaheim and San Diego.)

AARON CARTER IS ENGAGED:

AARON CARTER is engaged to a dancer named Maile Hochuli. He's 22, she's 19. --A so-called "source" says Aaron proposed to her during a screening of "Alice in Wonderland".


ACTOR NEAL MCDONOUGH LOST A TV GIG . . . BECAUSE HE WON'T DO SEX SCENES:

Actor NEAL MCDONOUGH . . . whom you may remember as Dave Williams on "Desperate Housewives" . . . just lost a gig on a new series. And the word is, he was fired because he WON'T DO SEX SCENES. --Neal was cast in an ABC series called "Scoundrels" . . . and his role required him to do love scenes with his TV wife, played by VIRGINIA MADSEN. --But Neal is a devout Catholic with a wife and kids, and he REFUSED. So three days into production, he was replaced by "JAG" superstar DAVID JAMES ELLIOTT. --A source says, quote, "It has cost him jobs, but the man is sticking to his principles." --Neal's character on "Desperate Housewives" was the psycho husband of NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN'S character. He was also on NBC's "Boomtown" and he played "Buck" Compton on "Band of Brothers". (--By the way . . . actor JIM CAVIEZEL . . . who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ" . . . has a similar ethic. He even demanded that he and JENNIFER LOPEZ keep their clothes on during their love scenes in the 2001 flick "Angel Eyes".)


LINDSAY LOHAN AND HER DAD ARE HAVING A TWITTER WAR:

In case you haven't noticed, MICHAEL LOHAN has once again ramped up his effort to get LINDSAY back into rehab. --He's been blabbing to any media outlet that'll listen about what a mess Lindsay is, and how the people around her are just making things worse. --Early yesterday morning . . . at about 4:30 A.M. . . . Lindsay hit her Twitter page and accused her dad of being ABUSIVE to her, her mother and her siblings. --Here's what she had to say, quote, "Someone, which I've mentioned in the past, fell back into the person they used to be when they'd verbally & psychically abused & hurt me . . . --"It reminded me of when my father would verbally/literally HURT my mother, brothers, sister Aliana. Now, as scary for me-->mind, body&soul- it's been, why, i ask u? why me?" --But Lindsay DELETED that post about an hour later . . . and then posted another Tweet, saying that her father had sent her the following message . . . --. . . quote, "I told you to stop Linds this is the last time . . . and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM . . . U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you." --Michael totally denies saying that. And he told a gossip site, quote, "What Lindsay is saying on Twitter is nothing more than nonsense . . . I hope everyone can see that now she's really crying out for help. --"Obviously she realizes that I'm serious about getting her into rehab. She's beginning to panic because I've been contacting people around her, as well as attorneys of my own, to take measures to get her the help she needs."


MADONNA AND ELLEN DEGENERES ARE RELATED:

The people at Ancestry.com have discovered that MADONNA and ELLEN DEGENERES are related. --Their common ancestor is a 10th-great grandfather by the name of Martin Aucoin. He was from France, but his daughters emigrated to Canada in the 1600s.


DR. CONRAD MURRAY IS "HANGING BY A THREAD", ACCORDING TO HIS LAWYERS:

California's attorney general is trying to get DR. CONRAD MURRAY'S medical license yanked over the alleged negligence that led to the death of MICHAEL JACKSON. --Well, Murray's lawyers filed court papers in their client's defense yesterday. And they said Murray is pretty much DONE FOR financially if he loses his ability to work. --They said, quote, "He is, without fear of overstatement, hanging on by a thread. His ability to pay for his own defense depends almost entirely on his ability to continue to treat patients." --They added that it doesn't make sense to suspend Murray's medical license in California, since he's not practicing there anymore. --They said all it would do is create a domino effect that would lead to a suspension in Nevada and Texas, where he DOES practice. (--Murray was charged with involuntary manslaughter over Michael's death. He pleaded NOT GUILTY, and he faces his next hearing in the case on Monday.)


CHECK OUT THE TRAILER FOR ANGELINA JOLIE'S NEW MOVIE, "SALT":

The trailer for ANGELINA JOLIE'S new spy thriller, "Salt", is online. The movie comes out July 23rd. (--Check it out here . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHUPQaK0XUc


CHECK OUT A NEW TRAILER FOR "THE A-TEAM":

There's a new trailer online for "The A-Team" . . . which comes out June 11th. (--Check it out here . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYvhqct2FMQ


ROBERT PATTINSON WOULD LIKE TO DO A ROMANTIC COMEDY . . . EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THEY USUALLY SUCK:

ROBERT PATTINSON wants to do a romantic comedy. He just needs to find one that DOESN'T SUCK first. He says, quote, "I'd love to but they're always just so rubbish . . . I've literally never read a good rom-com script."


QUENTIN TARANTINO WILL NOT PLAY BRAINY SMURF IN THE "SMURFS" MOVIE:

As bizarre as it sounds, QUENTIN TARANTINO was actually in the running to play Brainy Smurf in the upcoming "Smurfs" movie. But for whatever reason, it didn't work out. There's no word yet on a replacement. --As for the other Smurfs . . . George Lopez is playing Grouchy . . . Kevin James is playing Hefty . . . Alan Cumming will do the voice of Gutsy . . . the legendary Jonathan Winters is Papa Smurf . . . and Katy Perry will play Smurfette. --NEIL PATRICK HARRIS and "Glee" star JAYMA MAYS will play a live-action couple who befriend the Smurfs. --And in a stroke of casting GENIUS, HANK AZARIA will play the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel . . . as a LIVE-ACTION character.


IS CHARLIE SHEEN LEAVING "TWO AND A HALF MEN"? (NO.)

"People" magazine started a minor CHARLIE SHEEN Internet frenzy yesterday . . . when they passed along a rumor from one of their "sources" claiming that Charlie may NOT be returning to "Two and a Half Men" next season. --Charlie's contract is up after this season, which finishes taping next week. Supposedly, CBS' contract negotiations with Charlie haven't been going well, and sources tell "People" that Charlie has been saying he "wants to move on." --Fair enough, but consider what he'd be moving on from. --Charlie is THE highest paid actor on TV. He reportedly made $875,000 per episode this season . . . and if he sticks around, that's going to go UP. --TMZ reports that the producers offered Charlie $1 MILLION an episode, but he turned that down. Word has it that he's asking for $1.5 MILLION an episode. That's a significant difference. --But not enough for Charlie to walk away. CBS has already invested in two more seasons . . . the show's eighth and ninth . . . and at its usual 24 episodes a season, Charlie would be leaving $48 MILLION on the table if he "moved on." Yeah, right. --There's been no comment from Charlie or the producers. The two sides have until May 19th, when CBS announces its fall schedule, to decide how much Charlie Sheen will be overpaid over the next two years.


S. EPATHA MERKERSON IS LEAVING "LAW & ORDER":

The "Hollywood Reporter" says S. EPATHA MERKERSON . . . who's played Lieutenant Anita Van Buren on "Law & Order" for 19 YEARS . . . will be leaving the show after this season. --It was her decision . . . and she wanted to tell the producers before this season's finale was filmed, so that her character could have a proper send-off. (--For what it's worth, Lieutenant Van Buren has been battling cancer on the show.) --Technically, NBC has yet to renew "Law & Order" beyond this season, its 20th. But its return is likely. Another season would let it break "Gunsmoke's" record to become the longest running live-action, scripted TV series in history. --Some higher-ups at NBC have said that they would like to see "Law & Order" stick around to break the record. (--It would only be the longest LIVE ACTION show, because "The Simpsons" is already in its 21st season.)


CARRIE UNDERWOOD WILL BE PERFORMING ON "IDOL GIVES BACK":

Former "American Idol" winner CARRIE UNDERWOOD will return to perform during this year's "Idol Gives Back" charity special, which will air on April 21st. Other confirmed acts include the Black Eyed Peas, Alicia Keys and Annie Lennox.


GABOUREY SIDIBE *WILL* HOST "SNL":

It's official: Academy Award nominee GABOUREY SIDIBE . . . the, uh, BIG-BONED star of "Precious" . . . WILL host an episode of "Saturday Night Live". --Her rep says she'll host the April 24th episode. MGMT will be the musical guest.


FRIDAY TV REMINDERS:
--"Wife Swap" [6th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC.
--"Who Do You Think You Are?" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC. (--Brooke Shields travels to France, Italy and New Jersey as she follows her family lineage.)
--"Miami Medical" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Jeremy Northam from "The Tudors" stars as the head of a trauma unit. It also stars "Cloverfield's" Mike Vogel and Cuba's younger brother, Omar Gooding.)
--"Merlin" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Syfy.
SATURDAY TV REMINDERS:
--"Saturday Night Live" . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC. (--Jennifer Lopez guest hosts and is the musical guest.) (REPEAT)
SUNDAY TV REMINDERS:
--"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Jessica Alba guests when Ty Pennington and his crew rebuild a home for a Texas family who adopt children with disabilities and currently have a family of 15.)
--"Good Luck Charlie" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on Disney Channel. (--A sitcom about a family of five adjusting to a new baby in the house. It stars the white guy from "Cory in the House" and the vampire chick from "Wizards of Waverly Place".)
(--That's Jason Dolley and Bridgit Mendler if you have to be specific.)
--"Tool Academy" [3rd Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on VH1.
--"The Celebrity Apprentice" . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC. (--The women fight over a 3-D display for Universal Orlando's "Wizarding World of Harry Potter".)


CLAY AIKEN AND RUBEN STUDDARD WILL TOUR TOGETHER THIS SUMMER:

Former "American Idol" stars CLAY AIKEN and RUBEN STUDDARD . . . who infamously faced off on the Season Two finale . . . are touring together this summer. Yes, THIS summer . . . in 2010. --The tour is called "Timeless". (--This is sounding more and more like an April Fools' joke . . . but sadly, it's real.) --For now, it's scheduled to hit 17 cities . . . beginning on July 23rd in Asheville, North Carolina, and running through August 14th in Biloxi, Mississippi. (--You can check out all the tour dates on Clay Aiken's website, here . . .)http://www.clayonline.com/story/news/clay_and_ruben_timeless_tour_dates_announced--Clay and Ruben will be performing "timeless classics" from the past five decades, which should provide them with more material than their own careers have yielded. --The concerts will include "numerous duets." (--Since Ruben beat Clay for the title of SECOND "American Idol", Ruben has dropped off the face of the Earth . . . while Clay had a baby through in vitro fertilization with some 50-some-year-old woman, revealed that he was gay, and then dropped off the face of the Earth.)


JUSTIN BIEBER TOOK OVER FUNNYORDIE.COM FOR APRIL FOOLS' DAY . . . AND HAD SOME HILARIOUS VIDEOS UP:

JUSTIN BIEBER'S singing apparently requires TEENAGE ears to fully appreciate . . . but he DOES have a good sense of humor. (--At least, with the help of comedy writers.) --Yesterday, FunnyOrDie.com pulled another one of their April Fools' Day website takeover pranks . . . this time with Justin Bieber. They filled the site with new Bieber videos, and some of them were pretty funny. --Especially the main one, which was called "Bieber Takes Over." --In it, Justin explains that he's decided to buy FunnyOrDie and change it to BieberOrDie. Among other things, he says, quote, "I'm a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps. And I pay people to slap them . . . --"I talk loudly in libraries, and I swim directly after I eat. I don't care. --"I once ran into a club. They said, 'Sir, you're not old enough.' So I bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese. Now who's old enough, (B-word)?"(--You can see that one at the link below. You can find the rest on the "related videos" sidebar. *WARNING*: He DOES actually say the B-word in the clip.)http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd12846553/bieber-takes-over


SLASH'S ENTIRE ALBUM IS STREAMING ONLINE:

SLASH'S entire self-titled album is now available for streaming at AOL Music. Obviously, this is to promote its actual release, which is happening next Tuesday. (--To check it out, hit up this address . . .) http://music.aol.com/new-releases-full-cds/#/15
OBAMA NONSENSE

NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

YOU CAN BUY A T-SHIRT FROM OBAMA'S CAMPAIGN SITE THAT SAYS "HEALTH REFORM IS A BFD":

Last week, JOE BIDEN introduced PRESIDENT OBAMA at the signing of the health care bill. As usual, Biden did something stupid. In this case, he dropped the F-BOMB near a live microphone. --Right after he introduced Obama, Biden hugged him and whispered, "This is a big effin deal." Only he didn't really say "effin." --Anyway, you'd think Obama would want to put Biden's screw-up behind him. But he's taking a different approach . . . a REALLY different approach . . . and selling T-shirts on his campaign website that read, quote, "Health Reform is a BFD." (!!!) --If you haven't figured it out yet, BFD stands for Big Effin Deal. --And when you're picking up your "BFD" T-shirt, be sure to check out all the other awesome gear Obama's got for sale. --Maybe pick up an Obama-branded "onesie" for your baby, or a skull-cap with the Obama campaign logo. The possibilities are endless. (CNN)(--Pick up a "BFD" T-shirt here . . .)http://store.barackobama.com/health-care.html(--And here's Biden's F-bomb . . .)(--Warning: Biden drops the F-bomb nine seconds in, and then they replay the line . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuQqIxMEgSc


PRESIDENT OBAMA WON'T SAY HOW HE IDENTIFIED HIS RACE ON THE CENSUS FORM:

Yesterday was "Census Day" . . . the federal government's unofficial deadline for sending in your 2010 census form. --Anyway, PRESIDENT OBAMA filled out his census form earlier this week, supplying information for himself, MICHELLE, his daughters MALIA and SASHA, and Michelle's mom . . . Marian Robinson . . . who also lives in the White House. --But when reporters asked the president what box he checked to identify his race, Obama refused to answer. --As you probably know, Obama's mother was white, and his father was black. Both are options on the form, and there's also a box you can check for, quote, "some other race." --Either way, we imagine Obama didn't identify himself as "Negro," which actually IS an option on the census form. Allegedly, it's because older black people complained it wasn't an option on the last census in 2000. (Yahoo News)


14% OF WOMEN ADMIT THEY READ THEIR MAN'S EMAILS TO MAKE SURE HE'S NOT CHEATING:

You might think you've got a great relationship built on a foundation of mutual trust. But just because you trust your partner, that doesn't mean your partner trusts you. Listen to this . . . --According to a new study from the London School of Economics, the University of Oxford and Nottingham Trent University in the UK, 8% of men and 14% of women admit they read their partner's emails to make sure they're not cheating.--7% of men and 13% of women admit they spy on their partner's text messages. --6% of men and 10% of women check their partner's web browser history to see what they're looking at online. --And 1% of men and women say they've even installed monitoring software to keep an eye on their partner's Internet habits. --Even crazier . . . another 1% admits they've posed as someone else online, and tried to contact their partner just to see how they would respond. --A woman named Ellen Helsper led the study. She says, quote: --"Partner surveillance was wider spread than we initially assumed, with one out of every three couples having at least one partner who monitored the other partner's behavior using some kind of technological tool." --In other words, if you've been cheating and there's evidence of it online, your partner might already know about it. (Daily Telegraph) SHOULD


YOU GET TIME OFF WORK TO RECOVER FROM A BREAKUP?

Kiri Blakely is a writer for "Forbes". Recently, she wrote an article posing the question: Should you get time off from work to recover from a BREAKUP? --One argument against it is that work is a distraction from your screwed-up relationship, and that's a good thing. Plus, it's not like you or someone you love is dying. It's just a breakup. You'll get over it. --On the other hand, breakups can be traumatic. A lot of the time, they're even tougher to get over than so-called "acceptable" excuses to get off work. --I mean, if you just found out your husband of 20 years had poked holes through an entire lingerie football team, you might be more upset than if you found out your mean great-aunt passed away. --According to Kiri, the worst part is that if you take time off work and your boss finds out why, you could be seen as weak-minded. At that point, you can probably kiss your chance at a promotion . . . if not your job . . . goodbye. (Forbes)


GUYS MAKE MORE MONEY BECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER FRIENDS WITH THEIR CO-WORKERS:

According to the Census Bureau, women working full-time made an average of $33,759 in 2007. Meanwhile, men made an average of $46,788 that year. --Researchers at Villanova University and Seattle University wanted to find out what was up with the discrepancy. So they started studying relationships in business networks. --What they found is that since the workplace is still dominated by men, guys have better relationships with their bosses, peers, and subordinates. And since they're better friends with all three groups, they're more likely to get raises. --The guys that earn the most money, relatively speaking, are the ones who have the best relationships with their subordinates. The idea is that if your employees like you, they'll work harder and make you look good to your boss. --A guy named Patrick Maggitti co-led the study. He says men seem to make stronger attachments with their co-workers because, quote, "You get along better with people who are similar. That's one potential explanation." --What that means for you, ladies, is it doesn't really matter how hard you work. You're never going to make as much as your male co-workers, and it's only because you're not a dude. (AOL News)


RICKY MARTIN BEING GAY IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY . . . MAYBE:

Last week, to the surprise of no one, RICKY MARTIN came out of the closet. And no one seemed to care all that much . . . one way or the other. --Now it turns out that Ricky Martin's gayness might be a good sign for the economy. Stay with me here . . . --Ronald Inglehart is a political scientist at the University of Michigan. He says that as societies get wealthier, they tend to become more tolerant of homosexuality. --He writes, quote, "As economic prosperity advances, individuals naturally begin to worry less about how to simply get by, and to worry more about making life meaningful. --"Wealth tends to produce a syndrome of 'self-expressive' or 'emancipative' values that includes a stronger sense of individuality and greater tolerance for diversity." --In other words, even if the economy is in the toilet, the collective reaction to Ricky Martin's SHOCKING REVELATION shows we're still acting like we're rich. And that's the first step to actually becoming rich . . . maybe. (Newsweek)


THE ACLU REFUSED TO ACCEPT A $20,000 DONATION FROM AN ATHEIST GROUP:

18-year-old Constance McMillan is a high school senior at Itawamba County Agricultural High School in Fulton, Mississippi (--in the northeastern corner of the state). -Last month, Constance announced she was going to bring a same-sex date to her school prom, and that she planned to wear a tuxedo. School officials told Constance that if she did, she'd be banned from the dance. --So the American Civil Liberties Union stepped in, defending Constance's right to bring a female date. But instead of going to war with the ACLU, district officials decided to cancel the prom altogether. --In response, officials for the ACLU announced they were going to throw their own prom for Constance and her classmates . . . one that was inclusive of all sexual orientations. Which brings me to THIS . . . --Recently, the ACLU refused a $20,000 donation to help put on the prom . . . because it came from a group that promotes ATHEISM. --It's called the American Humanist Association, and it's an advocacy group whose mission is to promote, quote, "good without God." In a letter explaining the decision, a spokesman for the ACLU wrote, quote: --"Our staff has been talking a lot about your donation offer and have found ourselves in a bit of a conflict. We have fears that your organization sponsoring the prom could stir up even more controversy . . . --"Although we support and understand organizations like yours, the majority of Mississippians tremble in terror at the word 'atheist.'" --Officials for the American Humanist Association describe the move as a, quote, "slap in the face." (--So what can you take from this? There's a group out there that's SO LIBERAL even the ACLU is afraid of it.) (New York Times / CBS News / Huffington Post)


A 600-POUND MAN WAS BUSTED FOR RUNNING A REFUND SCAM AND SAYING THE FOOD HE BOUGHT WAS INEDIBLE:

Meet 38-year-old George Jolicoeur of Sanford, Florida (-- about 20 miles northeast of Orlando). On Wednesday, George pleaded no contest to five counts of misdemeanor petty theft, was fined $1,365 in court costs, and ordered to pay an unspecified amount in restitution. --It all stemmed from a refund scam George had been running since at least 2005. Basically, he would go into a restaurant or convenience store, and buy a ton of junk food. --Then he would try to get a refund by claiming that the food was inedible for one reason or another. Only, he'd already EATEN the food. It boggles the mind, and THIS makes it even weirder: George weighs 600 POUNDS. --One of the charges was from an incident in 2007, when George tried to get a refund from 7-Eleven. He'd bought $50 worth of beef jerky, then tried to get his money back by claiming it was moldy. --When the cops finally showed up at his place, George made his voice higher and pretended to be a woman, but they arrested him anyway. And as they took him off to the station, he said, quote, "The beef jerky got me." (Smoking Gun / Palm Beach Post)


HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS EVERY GUY'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE BY THE TIME THEY'RE 30:

There's a website for women called TheFrisky.com. Recently, they ran an article identifying 30 things every man should have by the time he turns 30. --Most of them are pretty lame, but a few are legit. Here's a look at some of the stuff on the list: --A tailored suit --Enough clean underwear to get him through an entire week --A signature dish he can make for a date --Independence from his mother --Respect for women --A skin-care regimen --A hobby that doesn't include sitting in front of the TV or getting wasted --Enough sense not to use cheesy pick-up lines --And at least one sex move he's really, really good at (Frisky) http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-30-things-every-man-should-have-by-30


AMERICAN APPAREL HELD AN ONLINE CONTEST TO FIND THE "BEST BOTTOM IN THE WORLD":

Recently, American Apparel held an online contest to find the "Best Bottom in the World." The idea was to find two genetically superior men and women to be the next, quote, "face" of American Apparel's underwear and intimates collections. --Over 1,300 people submitted photos of their backsides, and visitors to the website rated their rears on a scale of ZERO to FIVE. --The winners were announced earlier this week. If you've got a few minutes to kill at work this morning, I highly suggest you give it a look. (Politics Daily)(--This is really just an excuse to show you a bunch of photos of nearly nude backsides. Check out the winners and a few of the runners-up, here . . .) http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/UGCStyle/BestBottom2010/index.asp


NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) HERE'S A BULL DOG HUMPING A TEDDY BEAR WITH PLAY-BY-PLAY FROM AN NCAA ANNOUNCER:Someone taped their dog humping a teddy bear, then dubbed in play-by-play commentary from sportscaster GUS JOHNSON. (--Search for "bull dog teddy bear Gus Johnson.") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ5rErtiJoQ

#2.) THE MUPPETS' EASTER-THEMED VERSION OF "STAND BY ME" SHOWS A MONSTER EATING RABBITS:Here's a Muppets monster singing "Stand By Me" while bashing rabbits over the head with a giant carrot, then eating them. (--Search for "The Muppets Stand By Me.") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM

#3.) HERE'S THAT AMBIDEXTROUS PITCHER FOR THE YANKEES FACING OFF AGAINST A SWITCH HITTER:PAT VENDITTE is that new pitcher for the Yankees who can throw left-handed AND right-handed. In 2008, he played his first minor league game and went up against a switch hitter, but it took six minutes before the first pitch was thrown. --That's because the hitter kept switching from lefty to righty, and so did Venditte. A month later, Major League Baseball changed the rules, so a pitcher and batter can only switch once per at bat. (--Search for "Pat Venditte vs. switch hitter." The confusion starts around 1:06, and he strikes him out at 7:51.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDyCRTlKllk


FOUR THINGS GUYS DON'T TELL THEIR GIRLFRIENDS:

"Glamour" magazine has a list of things men think but never SAY to the women they're dating. But actually, some guys DO say some of this stuff. They just SHOULDN'T. Here are the top four . . .

#1.) "YOUR BEST FRIEND IS HOT." He may think it, but he'd have to be a complete moron to say it out of the blue for no reason. The only time he'll EVER say it is if YOU ask his opinion. --And all guys know that the only right answer is, "she's not as hot as YOU."

#2.) "MY MOM'S A BETTER COOK." Ladies, just know that if he DOES say this, it's not really your fault. Because even if his mom's cooking is HORRIBLE, it's what he grew up eating, so in his mind, nothing's gonna beat it.

#3.) "I SLEPT WITH THAT GIRL." Okay, "Glamour's" on point with this one. It's something a guy wouldn't ever say, and SHOULDN'T ever say. Unless of course you ask him, so don't. --But I guarantee plenty of guys have seen their ex at a bar and pointed her out, just to make their girlfriend jealous.

#4.) "I'VE MEASURED MY MANHOOD WITHIN THE PAST YEAR." This one's a little ridiculous, because guys worry about it up to a point, and it's safe to assume he's measured himself at least ONCE. But every year? It's not like it's going to change. --Maybe if he's young and REALLY insecure about it. But if he's over 30, he knows what he's got, and he's probably accepted it by now. (Glamour.com)