March 25, 2010
HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW
THE SANDRA BULLOCK SEX SCANDAL: A NEW . . . ALLEGED . . . JESSE JAMES MISTRESS HAS COME FORWARD:
Another woman has come forward to claim that JESSE JAMES was cheating on SANDRA BULLOCK with her. --Alleged Mistress #2 is 35-year-old MELISSA SMITH. She's a heavily tattooed stripper . . . (--Go figure) . . . who says their two-year affair began in 2006 . . . a year after Jesse and Sandra got married. --Melissa says she reached out to Jesse first . . . much like MICHELLE "BOMBSHELL" MCGEE did . . . and Jesse was quite responsive. --Here's another similarity to Michelle's story: Melissa's first time with Jesse was on Jesse's office couch. --By the way . . . Melissa says that Jesse's e-mail handle was VANILLA GORILLA. Apparently, that nickname was NOT made up by Michelle to describe Jesse's manhood. --Jesse even had it trademarked in 2004 . . . although it's not clear if he's ever done anything with it, other than use it to contact loose, tattooed women. --Here's one more thing we know about Melissa Smith: She has a rap sheet. Last May, she served 20 days in jail for resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer. (--There's no word what led up to that.) --And she's currently fighting a DUI.
IS JESSE JAMES A SERIAL CHEATER???
More and more people are saying that JESSE JAMES is a serial cheater. Including someone who should know: his last wife, JANINE LINDEMULDER. --She tells "In Touch Weekly", quote, "He's a chronic cheater. I feel sorry for Sandra because she was so in love with Jesse that she was blind and gullible. --"She once said, 'I finally have a man who has my back.' And all I could think was, 'No. You have this man who does it behind your back.'" --Janine says Jesse started cheating on her just a few weeks into their marriage. And he started cheating on Sandra almost immediately, too. --How does Janine know that? Because Jesse wanted to cheat on Sandra with HER. --Janine says Jesse tried to get into her pants six months after he married Sandra, but she turned him down. But on another occasion, he did convince her to have PHONE SEX with him. --She said, quote, "His famous line was, 'Tell me something nice.' He would say he'd had a rough day and wanted you to tell him something nice . . . It was hard to say no to the guy." --Janine also claims that just TWO WEEKS after Jesse married Sandra, he called Janine and said he wanted to see her because, quote, "I think I made a huge mistake." --But Janine would love it if Sandra maintained a relationship with Sunny . . . her 6-year-old daughter with Jesse. She says, quote, "Sunny loves Sandy and vice versa. She's welcome to be a part of every aspect of Sunny's life. --"She has taken care of our daughter as if she was her own . . . she sacrificed much . . . and I will forever be indebted to her for that." --Another source . . . this one anonymous . . . tells "Us Weekly", quote, "[Michelle McGee] is just the first person who has gone public. This is not an isolated incident. When Sandra is away, he gets bored." --The source claims that Jesse would regularly post ads on the Internet looking for, quote, "hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs."
JESSE JAMES' DAD WAS A SERIAL CHEATER, TOO:
It sounds like JESSE JAMES came by his cheating ways legally . . . because his dad had a RESTLESS GROIN, too. --A family source says, quote, "Every time Jesse would get close to a stepmom or a girlfriend, the dad would cheat and somebody new was in the picture. It just wasn't a good way for Jesse to grow up . . . The stability really wasn't there. --"He wants the stability, yet he's still attracted to the wild ones . . . women just throw themselves at him."
JESSE JAMES HAD TO DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST SEXUAL HARASSMENT ALLEGATIONS IN 2007:
Maybe SANDRA BULLOCK should have seen all this chaos coming . . . because back in 2007, JESSE JAMES had to shell out some serious cash to make SEXUAL HARASSMENT allegations go away. --According to TMZ, a, quote, "high-level female executive" with Jesse's company, West Coast Choppers, claimed that he had made repeated sexual advances toward her between 2006 and 2007. --Now, this woman may not have been completely averse to Jesse's advances . . . because TMZ says, quote, "After an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt." --Whether anything consensual happened or not, Jesse eventually caved. The woman quit West Coast Choppers and hired Gloria Allred's law firm. --She never even had to file a lawsuit. Jesse gave her $725,000 to make the whole thing go away.
SANDRA BULLOCK AND JESSE JAMES HAVE A PRENUP:
If SANDRA BULLOCK and JESSE JAMES split up, it should be a pretty clean break. --According to E! Online, Sandra and Jesse signed a prenup before they got married in 2005, in which they agreed to keep all their business and financial affairs SEPARATE. Even down to their homes. --Jesse owns the Orange County house they were living in before she split last week . . . while Sandra owns several of her own . . . including a spread in the Hollywood Hills. --Money was never an issue for Sandra and Jesse, since they both have more than enough. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "They keep everything separate. She has her money and he has his. They both wanted it that way." --There's still no word what will happen to the marriage, but a friend tells "People" magazine that Jesse definitely wants to keep it together. --He says, quote, "He would certainly love for this somehow to go away and that somehow things can be rectified and put back together. --"The one thing that's most important to him in the whole wide world is that his family comes back together. He will do whatever that takes." --Meanwhile, Fox News says that Sandra returned to Hollywood on Tuesday . . . and she's taking things slow. --A source says, quote, "Sandra doesn't want to jump into divorce . . . she thought she had her soul mate in Jesse. Sandra loves his children and will still work to protect them from the scandal. She is heartbroken."
TIGER WOODS ONCE DATED LEANN RIMES:
We have another WOMAN to report in TIGER WOODS' life. Luckily for him, though, this one came and went before he got married. --"Us Weekly" says that Tiger dated country star LEANN RIMES for a little while back in the day. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "They hooked up and everything. Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!" --They only stopped dating because LeAnn's dad didn't approve. But as far as we know, it wasn't a black/white thing. It was because he was too old for her. --LeAnn was just a teenager at the time, and there's a seven-year difference between them. (--It's not clear how long ago this was, but Tiger is now 34 years old, and LeAnn is 27.) --One last note on Tiger: He'll be holding a press conference at 2:00 P.M. on Monday, April 5th . . . which is the week of the Masters Tournament. --It'll be Tiger's first press conference since all this chaos went down.
Another woman has come forward to claim that JESSE JAMES was cheating on SANDRA BULLOCK with her. --Alleged Mistress #2 is 35-year-old MELISSA SMITH. She's a heavily tattooed stripper . . . (--Go figure) . . . who says their two-year affair began in 2006 . . . a year after Jesse and Sandra got married. --Melissa says she reached out to Jesse first . . . much like MICHELLE "BOMBSHELL" MCGEE did . . . and Jesse was quite responsive. --Here's another similarity to Michelle's story: Melissa's first time with Jesse was on Jesse's office couch. --By the way . . . Melissa says that Jesse's e-mail handle was VANILLA GORILLA. Apparently, that nickname was NOT made up by Michelle to describe Jesse's manhood. --Jesse even had it trademarked in 2004 . . . although it's not clear if he's ever done anything with it, other than use it to contact loose, tattooed women. --Here's one more thing we know about Melissa Smith: She has a rap sheet. Last May, she served 20 days in jail for resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer. (--There's no word what led up to that.) --And she's currently fighting a DUI.
IS JESSE JAMES A SERIAL CHEATER???
More and more people are saying that JESSE JAMES is a serial cheater. Including someone who should know: his last wife, JANINE LINDEMULDER. --She tells "In Touch Weekly", quote, "He's a chronic cheater. I feel sorry for Sandra because she was so in love with Jesse that she was blind and gullible. --"She once said, 'I finally have a man who has my back.' And all I could think was, 'No. You have this man who does it behind your back.'" --Janine says Jesse started cheating on her just a few weeks into their marriage. And he started cheating on Sandra almost immediately, too. --How does Janine know that? Because Jesse wanted to cheat on Sandra with HER. --Janine says Jesse tried to get into her pants six months after he married Sandra, but she turned him down. But on another occasion, he did convince her to have PHONE SEX with him. --She said, quote, "His famous line was, 'Tell me something nice.' He would say he'd had a rough day and wanted you to tell him something nice . . . It was hard to say no to the guy." --Janine also claims that just TWO WEEKS after Jesse married Sandra, he called Janine and said he wanted to see her because, quote, "I think I made a huge mistake." --But Janine would love it if Sandra maintained a relationship with Sunny . . . her 6-year-old daughter with Jesse. She says, quote, "Sunny loves Sandy and vice versa. She's welcome to be a part of every aspect of Sunny's life. --"She has taken care of our daughter as if she was her own . . . she sacrificed much . . . and I will forever be indebted to her for that." --Another source . . . this one anonymous . . . tells "Us Weekly", quote, "[Michelle McGee] is just the first person who has gone public. This is not an isolated incident. When Sandra is away, he gets bored." --The source claims that Jesse would regularly post ads on the Internet looking for, quote, "hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs."
JESSE JAMES' DAD WAS A SERIAL CHEATER, TOO:
It sounds like JESSE JAMES came by his cheating ways legally . . . because his dad had a RESTLESS GROIN, too. --A family source says, quote, "Every time Jesse would get close to a stepmom or a girlfriend, the dad would cheat and somebody new was in the picture. It just wasn't a good way for Jesse to grow up . . . The stability really wasn't there. --"He wants the stability, yet he's still attracted to the wild ones . . . women just throw themselves at him."
JESSE JAMES HAD TO DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST SEXUAL HARASSMENT ALLEGATIONS IN 2007:
Maybe SANDRA BULLOCK should have seen all this chaos coming . . . because back in 2007, JESSE JAMES had to shell out some serious cash to make SEXUAL HARASSMENT allegations go away. --According to TMZ, a, quote, "high-level female executive" with Jesse's company, West Coast Choppers, claimed that he had made repeated sexual advances toward her between 2006 and 2007. --Now, this woman may not have been completely averse to Jesse's advances . . . because TMZ says, quote, "After an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt." --Whether anything consensual happened or not, Jesse eventually caved. The woman quit West Coast Choppers and hired Gloria Allred's law firm. --She never even had to file a lawsuit. Jesse gave her $725,000 to make the whole thing go away.
SANDRA BULLOCK AND JESSE JAMES HAVE A PRENUP:
If SANDRA BULLOCK and JESSE JAMES split up, it should be a pretty clean break. --According to E! Online, Sandra and Jesse signed a prenup before they got married in 2005, in which they agreed to keep all their business and financial affairs SEPARATE. Even down to their homes. --Jesse owns the Orange County house they were living in before she split last week . . . while Sandra owns several of her own . . . including a spread in the Hollywood Hills. --Money was never an issue for Sandra and Jesse, since they both have more than enough. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "They keep everything separate. She has her money and he has his. They both wanted it that way." --There's still no word what will happen to the marriage, but a friend tells "People" magazine that Jesse definitely wants to keep it together. --He says, quote, "He would certainly love for this somehow to go away and that somehow things can be rectified and put back together. --"The one thing that's most important to him in the whole wide world is that his family comes back together. He will do whatever that takes." --Meanwhile, Fox News says that Sandra returned to Hollywood on Tuesday . . . and she's taking things slow. --A source says, quote, "Sandra doesn't want to jump into divorce . . . she thought she had her soul mate in Jesse. Sandra loves his children and will still work to protect them from the scandal. She is heartbroken."
TIGER WOODS ONCE DATED LEANN RIMES:
We have another WOMAN to report in TIGER WOODS' life. Luckily for him, though, this one came and went before he got married. --"Us Weekly" says that Tiger dated country star LEANN RIMES for a little while back in the day. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "They hooked up and everything. Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!" --They only stopped dating because LeAnn's dad didn't approve. But as far as we know, it wasn't a black/white thing. It was because he was too old for her. --LeAnn was just a teenager at the time, and there's a seven-year difference between them. (--It's not clear how long ago this was, but Tiger is now 34 years old, and LeAnn is 27.) --One last note on Tiger: He'll be holding a press conference at 2:00 P.M. on Monday, April 5th . . . which is the week of the Masters Tournament. --It'll be Tiger's first press conference since all this chaos went down.
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS ENJOYING BEING SINGLE:
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT may love being in relationships, but she's enjoying being single, too. --She says, quote, "It's really nice. You definitely get more time with your girlfriends. You get more time to do things around your house. And just to relax and get your nails done and watch TV and have a good glass of wine. It's great." --As you probably know, Jennifer has a new book out on love. It's called "The Day I Shot Cupid" . . . and here are some less-than-classic quotes from it. . .
--"Hello, My Name is Jennifer Love Hewitt, and I'm a Love-aholic."--"Guys hate to spoon . . . they prefer to fork, lol!"--(From a list of 20 Things to Do After a Breakup . . .) "Make out with a stranger (he must be gorgeous or you'll feel worse)."--(From a list of 10 Things to Do Before a Date . . .) "Spray tan is a must."--"Remember, your body is a temple, not a 7-Eleven."--"This is embarrassing and personal, but once a month, since I was 12 years old, I go to my favorite jewelry store and try on my dream ring."
LINDSAY LOHAN TRIPPED OVER A CACTUS . . . AND THE PAPARAZZI WAS THERE:
LINDSAY LOHAN tripped over a cactus early yesterday morning . . . and there's video to prove it. --Lindsay was on her way into a house party, and she and her handlers were trying to negotiate their way around a throng of photographers. (--It was a release party for Christina Aguilera's new single, hence all the media attention.) --It's not clear if Lindsay was under the influence of anything . . . but nothing in this video suggests she was. --Yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Tweeted about her fall, saying, quote, "Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats." (--Here's the video . . . Lindsay goes down at around the 1:20 mark . . .) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCxgGQ_WtkQ
DENNIS HOPPER IS EXPECTED TO RECEIVE HIS STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME IN PERSON TOMORROW:
DENNIS HOPPER'S attorney says that Dennis' prostate cancer is TERMINAL . . . and that he's too ill to undergo chemotherapy. --He's also too ill to sit for a deposition by his estranged wife's attorneys. Even his doctor agrees. --But Dennis is receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame tomorrow . . . and apparently, he's going to be there. --The reason he can do one but not the other is because his doctor feels the ceremony will be a POSITIVE experience.
JOE JACKSON IS ABOUT TO START WRONGFUL DEATH PROCEEDINGS AGAINST DR. CONRAD MURRAY:
TMZ is reporting that JOE JACKSON is going to send a letter to DR. CONRAD MURRAY'S lawyer next week . . . informing him that he will be filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Murray for the death of his son MICHAEL. --Under California law, the plaintiff in a wrongful death lawsuit involving medical malpractice must give 90 days notice before filing. --Murray's lawyer, Ed Chernoff, is more or less wishing Joe luck on getting anything out of his client. He says, quote, "That's like throwing a bucket of water on a man drowning in the ocean."
SEVERAL DOCTORS HAVE BEEN SUBPOENAED IN THE COREY HAIM INVESTIGATION:
About 20 doctors have been subpoenaed by authorities investigating the death of COREY HAIM. The doctors' names all appeared on prescriptions written for Corey . . . and they all practice in the Southern California area. --Several of the doctors have already told police they never treated Corey or wrote prescriptions for him. It's possible their identities were stolen and used by thieves running one of those illegal prescription drug rings.
WARREN SAPP WILL NOT BE CHARGED FOR ALLEGEDLY ASSAULTING A WOMAN DURING SUPER BOWL WEEKEND:
WARREN SAPP will NOT face charges for allegedly assaulting a woman during Super Bowl Weekend in Miami. Police have dropped the case due to lack of evidence and, quote, "inconsistencies with the victim's testimony." --The woman had claimed that Sapp attacked her in his hotel room on February 6th, because he wanted her to leave.
THE OCTOMOM ISN'T BEING EVICTED YET . . . BUT PETA WANTS TO PUT A SPAY OR NEUTER SIGN IN HER FRONT YARD:
In case you were wondering, nobody is trying to evict NADYA "OCTOMOM" SULEMAN or her 14 kids from their house yet. --The guy who sold the house to Nadya and her dad said he would hold off on foreclosure proceedings and give them a few months to catch up on some payments. --One of the things that put them behind is a $450,000 balloon payment that came due. But during this little "grace period", Nadya and her dad plan to apply for a new loan to take care of it. --If she wanted to, Nadya could make a little extra cash by teaming up with PETA. They're offering to pay Nadya for the right to put a sign in her yard reminding people to spay and neuter their pets. --It reads, quote, "Don't let your dog or cat become an Octomom. Always spay or neuter."
IT'S ON!!! BETWEEN JAMES CAMERON AND GLENN BECK:
People, IT'S ON between "Avatar" director JAMES CAMERON and certified nutcase GLENN BECK. --Cameron was at a press conference Tuesday hyping the DVD release of "Avatar" . . . and the subject of Beck came up. Cameron called him an "(Effing) (A-hole)" . . . except he used the real words. --Apparently, Cameron is still upset that Beck suggested three years ago that he might be the ANTICHRIST. --Beck was ranting over a Discovery Channel documentary Cameron produced that questioned whether Jesus actually rose from the dead. --Cameron also said, quote, "I think, you know what, he may or may not be an (A-hole), but he certainly is dangerous, and I'd love to have a dialogue with him. --"He's dangerous because his ideas are poisonous . . . I couldn't believe when he was on CNN. I thought, 'What happened to CNN? Who is this guy? Who is this mad man?' --"And then, of course, he wound up on Fox News, which is where he belongs, I guess." --Then Cameron, when the subject turned to critics of climate change theory . . . went on to say something so asinine that it could have come straight out of Glenn Beck's mouth . . . if Beck were on the other side of the political spectrum. --He said, quote, "I want to call those deniers out into the street at high noon and shoot it out with those boneheads. --"Anybody that is a global-warming denier at this time has got their head so deeply up their ass, I'm not sure they could hear me."(--The quality isn't great, but you can listen to audio of Cameron's comments here . . .)http://www.thrfeed.com/2010/03/audio-james-cameron-slams-glenn-beck.html(--And here's Glenn Beck responding on his show last night . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CMffJcHi58
ACTOR ROBERT CULP HAS DIED AFTER FALLING AND HITTING HIS HEAD:
Actor ROBERT CULP . . . who starred with BILL COSBY on the '60s TV series "I Spy" . . . died yesterday morning after falling outside his Hollywood home. He was 79. --Culp was apparently taking a walk when he fell and hit his head. A passing jogger discovered his body and called 911. --In addition to "I Spy" . . . a show that helped break TV's color barrier . . . Culp also starred in the 1969 film "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice" . . . a comedy-drama about free love and adultery. -You may even remember him as the President in "The Pelican Brief". --He also co-starred with WILLIAM KATT on the '80s superhero show, "The Greatest American Hero" . . . and played RAY ROMANO'S father-in-law on "Everybody Loves Raymond".(--Here are videos of "Greatest American Hero" and "I Spy's" opening credits. The color version of "I Spy" shows what a ladies man he was on the show . . .)"Greatest American Hero": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ZUSQQdoS4 "I Spy" b&w version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdvSD_lezvM "I Spy" color version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FlFms3_ltM
IS JAMIE FOXX WRITING A NEW "LAVERNE & SHIRLEY" MOVIE???
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT may love being in relationships, but she's enjoying being single, too. --She says, quote, "It's really nice. You definitely get more time with your girlfriends. You get more time to do things around your house. And just to relax and get your nails done and watch TV and have a good glass of wine. It's great." --As you probably know, Jennifer has a new book out on love. It's called "The Day I Shot Cupid" . . . and here are some less-than-classic quotes from it. . .
--"Hello, My Name is Jennifer Love Hewitt, and I'm a Love-aholic."--"Guys hate to spoon . . . they prefer to fork, lol!"--(From a list of 20 Things to Do After a Breakup . . .) "Make out with a stranger (he must be gorgeous or you'll feel worse)."--(From a list of 10 Things to Do Before a Date . . .) "Spray tan is a must."--"Remember, your body is a temple, not a 7-Eleven."--"This is embarrassing and personal, but once a month, since I was 12 years old, I go to my favorite jewelry store and try on my dream ring."
LINDSAY LOHAN TRIPPED OVER A CACTUS . . . AND THE PAPARAZZI WAS THERE:
LINDSAY LOHAN tripped over a cactus early yesterday morning . . . and there's video to prove it. --Lindsay was on her way into a house party, and she and her handlers were trying to negotiate their way around a throng of photographers. (--It was a release party for Christina Aguilera's new single, hence all the media attention.) --It's not clear if Lindsay was under the influence of anything . . . but nothing in this video suggests she was. --Yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Tweeted about her fall, saying, quote, "Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats." (--Here's the video . . . Lindsay goes down at around the 1:20 mark . . .) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCxgGQ_WtkQ
DENNIS HOPPER IS EXPECTED TO RECEIVE HIS STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME IN PERSON TOMORROW:
DENNIS HOPPER'S attorney says that Dennis' prostate cancer is TERMINAL . . . and that he's too ill to undergo chemotherapy. --He's also too ill to sit for a deposition by his estranged wife's attorneys. Even his doctor agrees. --But Dennis is receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame tomorrow . . . and apparently, he's going to be there. --The reason he can do one but not the other is because his doctor feels the ceremony will be a POSITIVE experience.
JOE JACKSON IS ABOUT TO START WRONGFUL DEATH PROCEEDINGS AGAINST DR. CONRAD MURRAY:
TMZ is reporting that JOE JACKSON is going to send a letter to DR. CONRAD MURRAY'S lawyer next week . . . informing him that he will be filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Murray for the death of his son MICHAEL. --Under California law, the plaintiff in a wrongful death lawsuit involving medical malpractice must give 90 days notice before filing. --Murray's lawyer, Ed Chernoff, is more or less wishing Joe luck on getting anything out of his client. He says, quote, "That's like throwing a bucket of water on a man drowning in the ocean."
SEVERAL DOCTORS HAVE BEEN SUBPOENAED IN THE COREY HAIM INVESTIGATION:
About 20 doctors have been subpoenaed by authorities investigating the death of COREY HAIM. The doctors' names all appeared on prescriptions written for Corey . . . and they all practice in the Southern California area. --Several of the doctors have already told police they never treated Corey or wrote prescriptions for him. It's possible their identities were stolen and used by thieves running one of those illegal prescription drug rings.
WARREN SAPP WILL NOT BE CHARGED FOR ALLEGEDLY ASSAULTING A WOMAN DURING SUPER BOWL WEEKEND:
WARREN SAPP will NOT face charges for allegedly assaulting a woman during Super Bowl Weekend in Miami. Police have dropped the case due to lack of evidence and, quote, "inconsistencies with the victim's testimony." --The woman had claimed that Sapp attacked her in his hotel room on February 6th, because he wanted her to leave.
THE OCTOMOM ISN'T BEING EVICTED YET . . . BUT PETA WANTS TO PUT A SPAY OR NEUTER SIGN IN HER FRONT YARD:
In case you were wondering, nobody is trying to evict NADYA "OCTOMOM" SULEMAN or her 14 kids from their house yet. --The guy who sold the house to Nadya and her dad said he would hold off on foreclosure proceedings and give them a few months to catch up on some payments. --One of the things that put them behind is a $450,000 balloon payment that came due. But during this little "grace period", Nadya and her dad plan to apply for a new loan to take care of it. --If she wanted to, Nadya could make a little extra cash by teaming up with PETA. They're offering to pay Nadya for the right to put a sign in her yard reminding people to spay and neuter their pets. --It reads, quote, "Don't let your dog or cat become an Octomom. Always spay or neuter."
IT'S ON!!! BETWEEN JAMES CAMERON AND GLENN BECK:
People, IT'S ON between "Avatar" director JAMES CAMERON and certified nutcase GLENN BECK. --Cameron was at a press conference Tuesday hyping the DVD release of "Avatar" . . . and the subject of Beck came up. Cameron called him an "(Effing) (A-hole)" . . . except he used the real words. --Apparently, Cameron is still upset that Beck suggested three years ago that he might be the ANTICHRIST. --Beck was ranting over a Discovery Channel documentary Cameron produced that questioned whether Jesus actually rose from the dead. --Cameron also said, quote, "I think, you know what, he may or may not be an (A-hole), but he certainly is dangerous, and I'd love to have a dialogue with him. --"He's dangerous because his ideas are poisonous . . . I couldn't believe when he was on CNN. I thought, 'What happened to CNN? Who is this guy? Who is this mad man?' --"And then, of course, he wound up on Fox News, which is where he belongs, I guess." --Then Cameron, when the subject turned to critics of climate change theory . . . went on to say something so asinine that it could have come straight out of Glenn Beck's mouth . . . if Beck were on the other side of the political spectrum. --He said, quote, "I want to call those deniers out into the street at high noon and shoot it out with those boneheads. --"Anybody that is a global-warming denier at this time has got their head so deeply up their ass, I'm not sure they could hear me."(--The quality isn't great, but you can listen to audio of Cameron's comments here . . .)http://www.thrfeed.com/2010/03/audio-james-cameron-slams-glenn-beck.html(--And here's Glenn Beck responding on his show last night . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CMffJcHi58
ACTOR ROBERT CULP HAS DIED AFTER FALLING AND HITTING HIS HEAD:
Actor ROBERT CULP . . . who starred with BILL COSBY on the '60s TV series "I Spy" . . . died yesterday morning after falling outside his Hollywood home. He was 79. --Culp was apparently taking a walk when he fell and hit his head. A passing jogger discovered his body and called 911. --In addition to "I Spy" . . . a show that helped break TV's color barrier . . . Culp also starred in the 1969 film "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice" . . . a comedy-drama about free love and adultery. -You may even remember him as the President in "The Pelican Brief". --He also co-starred with WILLIAM KATT on the '80s superhero show, "The Greatest American Hero" . . . and played RAY ROMANO'S father-in-law on "Everybody Loves Raymond".(--Here are videos of "Greatest American Hero" and "I Spy's" opening credits. The color version of "I Spy" shows what a ladies man he was on the show . . .)"Greatest American Hero": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ZUSQQdoS4 "I Spy" b&w version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdvSD_lezvM "I Spy" color version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FlFms3_ltM
IS JAMIE FOXX WRITING A NEW "LAVERNE & SHIRLEY" MOVIE???
GARRY MARSHALL . . . the creator of the original "Laverne & Shirley" . . . recently told "TV Guide" that he's working on a movie version starring JENNIFER GARNER and JESSICA BIEL. And JAMIE FOXX is writing it. (???) --He said, quote, "Jamie and I are trying to do it. He's writing it. It's a whole different modern day take on how they came up on the streets during difficult times. Laverne would be this very tough girl with a big 'L' tattooed on her arm." --Marshall recently directed Jamie, Jennifer AND Jessica in the movie "Valentine's Day". --Don't get too excited, though. A website called TheWrap.com tried to verify this, and they say, quote, "Foxx's agent said through his publicist that there was no truth to the story."
KATHERINE HEIGL *IS* DONE WITH "GREY'S ANATOMY":
KATHERINE HEIGL *IS* DONE WITH "GREY'S ANATOMY":
The rumors were true: KATHERINE HEIGL is through with "Grey's Anatomy". And she's already done. Her final episode aired back on January 21st. --Katherine took a three-month maternity leave earlier this season after she and her husband, JOSH KELLEY, adopted a baby girl from South Korea. She was expected to return to at least finish out the season. --But she never showed . . . and there was talk that she was negotiating an exit deal, which has now turned out to be true. --In an interview in the new issue of "Entertainment Weekly" . . . which hits newsstands tomorrow . . . Katherine says, quote, "I am done. We just finalized our agreement. --"Everyone had been working really hard to find an amicable and gracious way of letting go and moving on. It's sad but it's what I wanted." --This isn't exactly shocking news for "Grey's" junkies, who have been hearing that Katherine may be leaving the show for YEARS now. But then, everyone was saying that she wanted out to do more movies. --Katherine says that's not the case now . . . quote, "I started a family and it changed everything for me. It changed my desire to work full-time. I know I'm disappointing the fans. I just had to make a choice. I hope I made the right one." --She had 18 months left on her contract. --ABC Studios issued a statement saying, quote, "By mutual agreement, Katherine Heigl has ended her successful run as Dr. Isobel Stevens. The studio wishes her well. --"Everyone at 'Grey's Anatomy' is now focused on delivering a shocking season finale and a great show for seasons to come."
DEBRA MESSING, CARRIE FISHER AND CHERYL HINES WILL STAR IN A POLITICAL COMEDY SERIES:
CARRIE FISHER and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" star CHERYL HINES have been cast in DEBRA MESSING'S upcoming political sitcom, "Wright Vs. Wrong". --Debra will play a right-wing political personality. Carrie will play her manager, and Cheryl will play her liberal rival. The show will also star PATRICK FUGIT, who you probably know best as the star of "Almost Famous".
"THE REAL WORLD'S" PUCK WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN A CAR CRASH . . . AND POLICE BELIEVE ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED:
DAVID RAINEY . . . a.k.a. PUCK from "The Real World: San Francisco", which aired back in 1994 . . . was seriously injured in a one-car accident last Friday. --Puck was driving in San Diego with his eight-year-old son, Bogart, when he lost control of his car. It veered off the side of the road . . . went down an embankment . . . and ended up upside down in a creek. --His son . . . who was able to get out of the car to call for help . . . suffered some minor injuries, but has already been released from the hospital. --Puck wasn't so lucky. There aren't many concrete details, but he's still in the hospital, and is unable to speak. He's had several surgeries . . . including ones on his neck area. He supposedly suffered numerous broken bones. --Sadly, Puck was taking his kid on a father-son fishing trip at the time of the crash. --Here's what's even worse . . . Police say Puck was DRUNK at the time of the accident. He was arrested at the hospital for suspicion of DUI, driving without a license, and child endangerment. For now though, he remains hospitalized. --For the record, Puck's manager says he, quote, "cannot confirm or comment" on whether Puck had been drinking . . . but initially, Pucks's people were saying that he swerved to avoid hitting a deer.
THE UPCOMING SEASON OF "THE HILLS" WILL BE ITS LAST:
The quality of TV will take a serious hit on April 27th, when the SEVENTH season of "The Hills" premieres on MTV. Fortunately, there's a silver lining: Producers say this will be the final season. --The show's creator, Adam DiVello . . . who may or may not be the Anti-Christ . . . tells "Entertainment Weekly", quote, "I think we've told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A. --"A lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths." There will be 12 more insufferable episodes.
AND NOW . . . CBS HAS THEIR OWN DANCING SHOW:
ABC has "Dancing with the Stars", Fox has "So You Think You Can Dance", NBC is reportedly developing some kind of FLASH MOB DANCING show starring PAULA ABDUL . . . (???) . . . and now CBS is getting its own dancing show. --There aren't many details yet, but it'll be based on a British show called "Got To Dance", which sounds a little like "So You Think You Can Dance" . . . except that it'll be open to all ages, and seems like it's less about learning choreography. --There will be judges, but no names are out there yet. Not surprisingly, the "Hollywood Reporter" says that CBS could be interested in Paula Abdul. (--Oh, come on. Stop!)
BACK AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS AGAIN:
LADY ANTEBELLUM continues to have a great year. Their album "Need You Now" is now back at #1 again after moving another 93,000 copies. --LUDACRIS dropped down to #3 this week. Surprisingly, their only competition came from a GOSPEL album. The album "Here I Am", by MARVIN SAPP, debuted at #2 with 76,000 copies. That also makes it the highest ranking gospel album EVER.
JUSTIN BIEBER'S MANAGER IS IN TROUBLE FOR *NOT* TEXTING DURING JUSTIN'S ABORTED MALL PERFORMANCE LAST NOVEMBER:
If you have an encyclopedic memory for all things relating to JUSTIN BIEBER, you remember an incident that happened back in November . . . when Justin was forced to cancel a mall signing session when an army of 10,000 teenage girls showed up. --And naturally, hell broke loose. (--If you want to see the SHEER CHAOS again, turn down the volume on your computer, and watch the video below. If you suffer from claustrophobia, you should probably pass . . .) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPI5BXR97_g --Well, Justin's manager, Scott "Scooter" Braun, got in some trouble with the authorities because of that insanity. He has been charged with reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance. He pleaded not guilty to both charges. --Police say Scooter failed to CONTROL the situation . . . in which one girl was hospitalized after being trampled . . . because officials ordered him to send a Twitter message out telling fans that the event had been canceled, and he REFUSED. --They say that when things were just STARTING to go NUTS at the mall, Justin still had a Twitter message up saying, quote, "On my way to Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island, NY to sign and meet fans! I'm pumped. See u there." --As odd as the "text message demand" sounds, why wouldn't Scooter just do it? Well, police believe he was putting publicity for Justin above public safety. In other words, they think Scooter was cool with there being Justin hysteria at the mall. --Technically, Scooter could get up to a year in prison if he's found guilty on both charges . . . although that's a little absurd for charges based on NOT Twittering. --Justin has already issued a statement. He said, quote, "The lawyers are saying I can't say anything specific about what's going on with my manager Scooter Braun. --"However what I can say is that Scooter always acts in the best interests of the safety of my fans and myself. --"Also, I just wanted to let all my fans know that Scooter has the full support of my mother and me and we couldn't be more grateful for all he's done for us. Scooter, I miss you man. Wish you were here."(--And here's a video of Justin wearing a "Free Scooter" shirt. ***WARNING***: Once again, this video contains teenage BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAMS.) http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=e524f250-ce27-4133-8040-eab37fffd1ba
INDIA.ARIE SAYS LADY GAGA'S "TELEPHONE" VIDEO WENT TOO FAR:
If you're not diggin' the LADY GAGA phenomenon that's OK, not everyone is going cuckoo over her. In fact, her epic "Telephone" video is getting some backlash. (--It's the new video that co-stars BEYONCÉ.) -And you can count INDIA.ARIE among the detractors. --On Twitter, she wrote, quote, "Don't be offended, this is all MY opinion . . . Am I the only one who thinks the 'Telephone' video is going a bit too far? --"I'm not referring to the abstract nature of the video . . . I'm talking about the IMAGERY . . . the unspoken back-story, the language, the message. I agree Gaga is being her image. I dig her creative mind. --"But still . . . [There is such a] thing as socially irresponsible. I'm just sayin." --She added, quote, "I don't live under a rock and I get that a lot of work [was] put into it. I'm talking social responsibility. There's an artist [every] 10 years who pushes the envelope . . . but it's 'bout to fall off the table. --"When is it too far? I respect the creative mind but disagree with the 'choices' as a dish meant to be served for mass consumption."(--Here's the link to the nine-and-a-half minute "Telephone" video. ***WARNING***: It includes UNCENSORED language and borderline content.)http://www.ladygaga.com/telephone/#
(--Not surprisingly, spoofs of the video have already begun springing up on YouTube. Here's a link to one that's actually pretty funny . . .)(--***WARNING***: The new lyrics do include some mild language, so be sure to listen to it before playing it over your airwaves . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvOucvTpKrE--Earlier this week, DONNY OSMOND also bashed the video. He said, quote, "I'm all for freedom of speech and against any form of censorship, but all I know is that I'm a parent and I'm upset about this. --"In today's modern, viral world . . . I wonder whether the music industry might need to rethink its marketing policies with regard to making an explicit music video containing profanity, sexual exploitation, nudity, and graphic violence available to anyone with Internet access."
AKON DID NOT MEAN TO START A BEEF WITH BUDDHISTS:
AKON is apologizing for appearing in a music video that offended Buddhists. (--In the video . . . for the song "Sexy Chick" by DAVID GUETTA . . . Akon is shown at a risqué pool party, which features a Buddha statue in the background.) --He says, quote, "I was not aware that the statue was even [there] until now. I would never set out to offend or desecrate anyone's religion or religious beliefs." --Akon also addressed the riot that broke out this week in Sri Lanka over his upcoming concert . . . which has since been postponed -He said, quote, "I myself am a spiritual man, so I can understand why they are offended . . . but violence is never the answer and I am disheartened to hear about what happened yesterday in Sri Lanka." (--Here's the link to the video. The Buddha statue isn't exactly PROMINENT, but you can see it overlooking the pool party beginning at the 1:53 mark . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPDO2cOOtgA--By the way, the same ticked off, stone-throwing Buddhists apparently also started a Facebook group called "We Hate Akon ( Abuse Music Video Against Lord Buddha)". As of last night, the group had over 12,700 members. (--Here's the link . . .) http://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Hate-AKON-Abuse-Music-Video-Against-Lord-Buddha/262702627464 (--It's been a tough year for Buddhism. First they got re-stuck with TIGER WOODS . . . now that he's been outed as an adulterer . . . and now this.)
DIDDY'S SAYS ALL VODKA THAT HE DOESN'T OWN IS "PEE PEE":
DIDDY recently promoted his Ciroc vodka by making the bold claim that, quote, "If you’re not drinking Ciroc vodka, then you're drinking pee pee." (!!!) -Obviously, his competition isn't thrilled by that comment. Some of his competitors are holding a press conference today in Times Square. One of them said he would be, quote, putting a liter of Ciroc into a large toilet bowl and having it delivered to Diddy's offices near Times Square." (--Wow. That'll teach him!!!)
TAYLOR SWIFT WENT ON A LUNCH DATE WITH TAYLOR LAUTNER . . . AND A BOWLING DATE WITH SELENA GOMEZ AND "GLEE'S" CORY MONTEITH:
TAYLOR SWIFT has been in Los Angeles the past few days, which means she's catching up with friends . . . and old boyfriends. Taylor had lunch yesterday in Beverly Hills with "Twilight" stud TAYLOR LAUTNER. --I have no idea how much heat the two Taylors ever had . . . but by all accounts, they're just friends now. Plus her MOM was with them, so that'll take the steam out of any hookup. They did all leave together, but again, her mom was with them. --But it was the night before . . . on Tuesday . . . that Taylor Swift may have locked limbs with "Glee" actor CORY MONTEITH. They were at some sort of bowling party with a group of friends, including "Wizards of Waverly Place" star SELENA GOMEZ. --Apparently, Taylor and Cory were acting like a couple. A so-called source said, quote, "Taylor and Cory definitely looked close. --"They spent most of the night chatting together and had a long hug before saying goodbye . . . but their separate exits seemed quite deliberate so people wouldn't think they were an item."
NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF
THE MOST WELL-ENDOWED CITY IN AMERICA IS . . . NEW ORLEANS:
There's a website called Condomania.com that sells condoms and other safe-sex products. And they recently looked at their database to find out which U.S. cities and states are the most well-endowed. Here's what they found . . .
--The five CITIES with the largest average when it comes to men and the size of their privates are:
#1.) New Orleans#2.) Washington, D.C.#3.) San Diego#4.) New York City#5.) Phoenix
--The five STATES with the largest average when it comes to male junk are:
#1.) New Hampshire#2.) Oregon#3.) New York#4.) Indiana#5.) Arizona
--And the five states with the smallest average man-junk size are:
#1.) Wyoming#2.) Utah#3.) Iowa#4.) Alaska#5.) West Virginia--By the way . . . the study also found that 25% of men are shorter than five inches, 50% are between five and six inches, and 25% are longer than six inches. --Meanwhile, the largest guys are longer than ten inches in length, while the smallest men have got less than three inches in their pants.(Baltimore Sun) (--Link to the full rankings here . . .) http://secure.condomania.com/rankings/
THERE'S A WEBSITE DEDICATED TO PHOTOS OF INAPPROPRIATE ERECTIONS:
Since the dawn of time, men have gotten unexpectedly, PHYSICALLY AROUSED at inappropriate times. It's something every man can relate to. And now, there's a website called AwkwardBoners.com that celebrates those moments. --It's not new; it launched last April. But it features an amazing collection of user-submitted photos showing dudes sporting WOOD at inappropriate times and places. --I highly recommend it. (Digg)(--Enjoy this website here . . .) http://www.awkwardboners.com/
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE CLASSY, YOU SHOULD NAME YOUR DAUGHTER CHARLOTTE AND YOUR SON HENRY:
Pamela Redmond Satran is a self-proclaimed baby-name expert. Recently, she compiled a list of the 50 most "elite" baby names. They aren't the 50 most popular baby names . . . they're the 50 CLASSIEST baby names. Check it out:
--The five classiest names you can give your baby GIRL are:
#1.) Charlotte#2.) Seraphina#3.) Olivia#4.) Elizabeth#5.) Lucy
--And the five classiest names you can give your baby BOY are:
#1.) Henry#2.) Finn#3.) Oliver#4.) James#5.) Asher (San Francisco Chronicle)(--Link to the full lists here . . .)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-03-10/the-elites-top-50-baby-names/
DO YOU WANT TO BE BURIED WITH YOUR TV REMOTE?
Ann Brownlee works at the University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology. She says the only way we can truly see into the lives of our ancestors is by examining the stuff they were BURIED with when they pass away.
--Anyway, over the last few decades, funeral officials say they've started burying people with all sorts of unusual stuff, including:--Bottles of liquor--Cigars--Golf clubs--Musical instruments--And their favorite foods--But in recent years, more and more people have been asking to be buried with their BlackBerrys, iPhones and video game consoles. And the director of a funeral home in Philadelphia says the latest, "hottest thing" to be buried with is the TV REMOTE. --In other words, when our graves are all uncovered in 1,000 years, we'll be seen as overfed drinkers and smokers who cared more about their stupid little gadgets than the people they loved. Sounds about right, no? (???) (AOL News)
YOU HAVE TO WORK OUT AN HOUR A DAY *EVERY* DAY JUST TO MAINTAIN YOUR WEIGHT:
Losing weight is tough. And the older you get, the harder it is. But I don't think anyone knew it was THIS hard just to avoid gaining weight . . . --Researchers from Harvard Medical School kept tabs on more than 34,000 middle-aged women for 13 years. None of the women were actively dieting, and the idea was to identify the most effective exercise routines for losing weight. --What they found is there's no sure way to guarantee weight LOSS. But there is a surefire way to prevent GAINING weight. Unfortunately, it's going to require an hour of exercise every day. That comes to 420 minutes of working out every week. --On the other hand, if you're only concerned with your health and not your appearance, you can get away with just 150 minutes of exercise a week. --That way, even if you're gaining weight, you're still reducing your chance of developing heart disease and other chronic illnesses. --A woman named Dr. I-Min Lee led the study. She says, quote, "We wanted to see in regular folks, people not on any particular diet, what level of physical activity do you need to prevent weight gain over time. --"It's a large amount of activity. If you're not willing to do a high amount of activity, you need to curtail your calories a lot . . . You can still do much for your health with a lower level of exercise. But if you want to exercise for weight control, it's 60 minutes a day." --In other words, unless you've got loads of free time and are extremely motivated to work out, there's nothing you can do to avoid packing on the pounds. (Yahoo Health / Los Angeles Times)
PANHANDLERS IN TAMPA ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR REFLECTIVE VESTS SO THEY DON'T GET RUN OVER:
DEBRA MESSING, CARRIE FISHER AND CHERYL HINES WILL STAR IN A POLITICAL COMEDY SERIES:
CARRIE FISHER and "Curb Your Enthusiasm" star CHERYL HINES have been cast in DEBRA MESSING'S upcoming political sitcom, "Wright Vs. Wrong". --Debra will play a right-wing political personality. Carrie will play her manager, and Cheryl will play her liberal rival. The show will also star PATRICK FUGIT, who you probably know best as the star of "Almost Famous".
"THE REAL WORLD'S" PUCK WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN A CAR CRASH . . . AND POLICE BELIEVE ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED:
DAVID RAINEY . . . a.k.a. PUCK from "The Real World: San Francisco", which aired back in 1994 . . . was seriously injured in a one-car accident last Friday. --Puck was driving in San Diego with his eight-year-old son, Bogart, when he lost control of his car. It veered off the side of the road . . . went down an embankment . . . and ended up upside down in a creek. --His son . . . who was able to get out of the car to call for help . . . suffered some minor injuries, but has already been released from the hospital. --Puck wasn't so lucky. There aren't many concrete details, but he's still in the hospital, and is unable to speak. He's had several surgeries . . . including ones on his neck area. He supposedly suffered numerous broken bones. --Sadly, Puck was taking his kid on a father-son fishing trip at the time of the crash. --Here's what's even worse . . . Police say Puck was DRUNK at the time of the accident. He was arrested at the hospital for suspicion of DUI, driving without a license, and child endangerment. For now though, he remains hospitalized. --For the record, Puck's manager says he, quote, "cannot confirm or comment" on whether Puck had been drinking . . . but initially, Pucks's people were saying that he swerved to avoid hitting a deer.
THE UPCOMING SEASON OF "THE HILLS" WILL BE ITS LAST:
The quality of TV will take a serious hit on April 27th, when the SEVENTH season of "The Hills" premieres on MTV. Fortunately, there's a silver lining: Producers say this will be the final season. --The show's creator, Adam DiVello . . . who may or may not be the Anti-Christ . . . tells "Entertainment Weekly", quote, "I think we've told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A. --"A lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths." There will be 12 more insufferable episodes.
AND NOW . . . CBS HAS THEIR OWN DANCING SHOW:
ABC has "Dancing with the Stars", Fox has "So You Think You Can Dance", NBC is reportedly developing some kind of FLASH MOB DANCING show starring PAULA ABDUL . . . (???) . . . and now CBS is getting its own dancing show. --There aren't many details yet, but it'll be based on a British show called "Got To Dance", which sounds a little like "So You Think You Can Dance" . . . except that it'll be open to all ages, and seems like it's less about learning choreography. --There will be judges, but no names are out there yet. Not surprisingly, the "Hollywood Reporter" says that CBS could be interested in Paula Abdul. (--Oh, come on. Stop!)
BACK AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS AGAIN:
LADY ANTEBELLUM continues to have a great year. Their album "Need You Now" is now back at #1 again after moving another 93,000 copies. --LUDACRIS dropped down to #3 this week. Surprisingly, their only competition came from a GOSPEL album. The album "Here I Am", by MARVIN SAPP, debuted at #2 with 76,000 copies. That also makes it the highest ranking gospel album EVER.
JUSTIN BIEBER'S MANAGER IS IN TROUBLE FOR *NOT* TEXTING DURING JUSTIN'S ABORTED MALL PERFORMANCE LAST NOVEMBER:
If you have an encyclopedic memory for all things relating to JUSTIN BIEBER, you remember an incident that happened back in November . . . when Justin was forced to cancel a mall signing session when an army of 10,000 teenage girls showed up. --And naturally, hell broke loose. (--If you want to see the SHEER CHAOS again, turn down the volume on your computer, and watch the video below. If you suffer from claustrophobia, you should probably pass . . .) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPI5BXR97_g --Well, Justin's manager, Scott "Scooter" Braun, got in some trouble with the authorities because of that insanity. He has been charged with reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance. He pleaded not guilty to both charges. --Police say Scooter failed to CONTROL the situation . . . in which one girl was hospitalized after being trampled . . . because officials ordered him to send a Twitter message out telling fans that the event had been canceled, and he REFUSED. --They say that when things were just STARTING to go NUTS at the mall, Justin still had a Twitter message up saying, quote, "On my way to Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island, NY to sign and meet fans! I'm pumped. See u there." --As odd as the "text message demand" sounds, why wouldn't Scooter just do it? Well, police believe he was putting publicity for Justin above public safety. In other words, they think Scooter was cool with there being Justin hysteria at the mall. --Technically, Scooter could get up to a year in prison if he's found guilty on both charges . . . although that's a little absurd for charges based on NOT Twittering. --Justin has already issued a statement. He said, quote, "The lawyers are saying I can't say anything specific about what's going on with my manager Scooter Braun. --"However what I can say is that Scooter always acts in the best interests of the safety of my fans and myself. --"Also, I just wanted to let all my fans know that Scooter has the full support of my mother and me and we couldn't be more grateful for all he's done for us. Scooter, I miss you man. Wish you were here."(--And here's a video of Justin wearing a "Free Scooter" shirt. ***WARNING***: Once again, this video contains teenage BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAMS.) http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=e524f250-ce27-4133-8040-eab37fffd1ba
INDIA.ARIE SAYS LADY GAGA'S "TELEPHONE" VIDEO WENT TOO FAR:
If you're not diggin' the LADY GAGA phenomenon that's OK, not everyone is going cuckoo over her. In fact, her epic "Telephone" video is getting some backlash. (--It's the new video that co-stars BEYONCÉ.) -And you can count INDIA.ARIE among the detractors. --On Twitter, she wrote, quote, "Don't be offended, this is all MY opinion . . . Am I the only one who thinks the 'Telephone' video is going a bit too far? --"I'm not referring to the abstract nature of the video . . . I'm talking about the IMAGERY . . . the unspoken back-story, the language, the message. I agree Gaga is being her image. I dig her creative mind. --"But still . . . [There is such a] thing as socially irresponsible. I'm just sayin." --She added, quote, "I don't live under a rock and I get that a lot of work [was] put into it. I'm talking social responsibility. There's an artist [every] 10 years who pushes the envelope . . . but it's 'bout to fall off the table. --"When is it too far? I respect the creative mind but disagree with the 'choices' as a dish meant to be served for mass consumption."(--Here's the link to the nine-and-a-half minute "Telephone" video. ***WARNING***: It includes UNCENSORED language and borderline content.)http://www.ladygaga.com/telephone/#
(--Not surprisingly, spoofs of the video have already begun springing up on YouTube. Here's a link to one that's actually pretty funny . . .)(--***WARNING***: The new lyrics do include some mild language, so be sure to listen to it before playing it over your airwaves . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvOucvTpKrE--Earlier this week, DONNY OSMOND also bashed the video. He said, quote, "I'm all for freedom of speech and against any form of censorship, but all I know is that I'm a parent and I'm upset about this. --"In today's modern, viral world . . . I wonder whether the music industry might need to rethink its marketing policies with regard to making an explicit music video containing profanity, sexual exploitation, nudity, and graphic violence available to anyone with Internet access."
AKON DID NOT MEAN TO START A BEEF WITH BUDDHISTS:
AKON is apologizing for appearing in a music video that offended Buddhists. (--In the video . . . for the song "Sexy Chick" by DAVID GUETTA . . . Akon is shown at a risqué pool party, which features a Buddha statue in the background.) --He says, quote, "I was not aware that the statue was even [there] until now. I would never set out to offend or desecrate anyone's religion or religious beliefs." --Akon also addressed the riot that broke out this week in Sri Lanka over his upcoming concert . . . which has since been postponed -He said, quote, "I myself am a spiritual man, so I can understand why they are offended . . . but violence is never the answer and I am disheartened to hear about what happened yesterday in Sri Lanka." (--Here's the link to the video. The Buddha statue isn't exactly PROMINENT, but you can see it overlooking the pool party beginning at the 1:53 mark . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPDO2cOOtgA--By the way, the same ticked off, stone-throwing Buddhists apparently also started a Facebook group called "We Hate Akon ( Abuse Music Video Against Lord Buddha)". As of last night, the group had over 12,700 members. (--Here's the link . . .) http://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Hate-AKON-Abuse-Music-Video-Against-Lord-Buddha/262702627464 (--It's been a tough year for Buddhism. First they got re-stuck with TIGER WOODS . . . now that he's been outed as an adulterer . . . and now this.)
DIDDY'S SAYS ALL VODKA THAT HE DOESN'T OWN IS "PEE PEE":
DIDDY recently promoted his Ciroc vodka by making the bold claim that, quote, "If you’re not drinking Ciroc vodka, then you're drinking pee pee." (!!!) -Obviously, his competition isn't thrilled by that comment. Some of his competitors are holding a press conference today in Times Square. One of them said he would be, quote, putting a liter of Ciroc into a large toilet bowl and having it delivered to Diddy's offices near Times Square." (--Wow. That'll teach him!!!)
TAYLOR SWIFT WENT ON A LUNCH DATE WITH TAYLOR LAUTNER . . . AND A BOWLING DATE WITH SELENA GOMEZ AND "GLEE'S" CORY MONTEITH:
TAYLOR SWIFT has been in Los Angeles the past few days, which means she's catching up with friends . . . and old boyfriends. Taylor had lunch yesterday in Beverly Hills with "Twilight" stud TAYLOR LAUTNER. --I have no idea how much heat the two Taylors ever had . . . but by all accounts, they're just friends now. Plus her MOM was with them, so that'll take the steam out of any hookup. They did all leave together, but again, her mom was with them. --But it was the night before . . . on Tuesday . . . that Taylor Swift may have locked limbs with "Glee" actor CORY MONTEITH. They were at some sort of bowling party with a group of friends, including "Wizards of Waverly Place" star SELENA GOMEZ. --Apparently, Taylor and Cory were acting like a couple. A so-called source said, quote, "Taylor and Cory definitely looked close. --"They spent most of the night chatting together and had a long hug before saying goodbye . . . but their separate exits seemed quite deliberate so people wouldn't think they were an item."
NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF
THE MOST WELL-ENDOWED CITY IN AMERICA IS . . . NEW ORLEANS:
There's a website called Condomania.com that sells condoms and other safe-sex products. And they recently looked at their database to find out which U.S. cities and states are the most well-endowed. Here's what they found . . .
--The five CITIES with the largest average when it comes to men and the size of their privates are:
#1.) New Orleans#2.) Washington, D.C.#3.) San Diego#4.) New York City#5.) Phoenix
--The five STATES with the largest average when it comes to male junk are:
#1.) New Hampshire#2.) Oregon#3.) New York#4.) Indiana#5.) Arizona
--And the five states with the smallest average man-junk size are:
#1.) Wyoming#2.) Utah#3.) Iowa#4.) Alaska#5.) West Virginia--By the way . . . the study also found that 25% of men are shorter than five inches, 50% are between five and six inches, and 25% are longer than six inches. --Meanwhile, the largest guys are longer than ten inches in length, while the smallest men have got less than three inches in their pants.(Baltimore Sun) (--Link to the full rankings here . . .) http://secure.condomania.com/rankings/
THERE'S A WEBSITE DEDICATED TO PHOTOS OF INAPPROPRIATE ERECTIONS:
Since the dawn of time, men have gotten unexpectedly, PHYSICALLY AROUSED at inappropriate times. It's something every man can relate to. And now, there's a website called AwkwardBoners.com that celebrates those moments. --It's not new; it launched last April. But it features an amazing collection of user-submitted photos showing dudes sporting WOOD at inappropriate times and places. --I highly recommend it. (Digg)(--Enjoy this website here . . .) http://www.awkwardboners.com/
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU'RE CLASSY, YOU SHOULD NAME YOUR DAUGHTER CHARLOTTE AND YOUR SON HENRY:
Pamela Redmond Satran is a self-proclaimed baby-name expert. Recently, she compiled a list of the 50 most "elite" baby names. They aren't the 50 most popular baby names . . . they're the 50 CLASSIEST baby names. Check it out:
--The five classiest names you can give your baby GIRL are:
#1.) Charlotte#2.) Seraphina#3.) Olivia#4.) Elizabeth#5.) Lucy
--And the five classiest names you can give your baby BOY are:
#1.) Henry#2.) Finn#3.) Oliver#4.) James#5.) Asher (San Francisco Chronicle)(--Link to the full lists here . . .)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-03-10/the-elites-top-50-baby-names/
DO YOU WANT TO BE BURIED WITH YOUR TV REMOTE?
Ann Brownlee works at the University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology. She says the only way we can truly see into the lives of our ancestors is by examining the stuff they were BURIED with when they pass away.
--Anyway, over the last few decades, funeral officials say they've started burying people with all sorts of unusual stuff, including:--Bottles of liquor--Cigars--Golf clubs--Musical instruments--And their favorite foods--But in recent years, more and more people have been asking to be buried with their BlackBerrys, iPhones and video game consoles. And the director of a funeral home in Philadelphia says the latest, "hottest thing" to be buried with is the TV REMOTE. --In other words, when our graves are all uncovered in 1,000 years, we'll be seen as overfed drinkers and smokers who cared more about their stupid little gadgets than the people they loved. Sounds about right, no? (???) (AOL News)
YOU HAVE TO WORK OUT AN HOUR A DAY *EVERY* DAY JUST TO MAINTAIN YOUR WEIGHT:
Losing weight is tough. And the older you get, the harder it is. But I don't think anyone knew it was THIS hard just to avoid gaining weight . . . --Researchers from Harvard Medical School kept tabs on more than 34,000 middle-aged women for 13 years. None of the women were actively dieting, and the idea was to identify the most effective exercise routines for losing weight. --What they found is there's no sure way to guarantee weight LOSS. But there is a surefire way to prevent GAINING weight. Unfortunately, it's going to require an hour of exercise every day. That comes to 420 minutes of working out every week. --On the other hand, if you're only concerned with your health and not your appearance, you can get away with just 150 minutes of exercise a week. --That way, even if you're gaining weight, you're still reducing your chance of developing heart disease and other chronic illnesses. --A woman named Dr. I-Min Lee led the study. She says, quote, "We wanted to see in regular folks, people not on any particular diet, what level of physical activity do you need to prevent weight gain over time. --"It's a large amount of activity. If you're not willing to do a high amount of activity, you need to curtail your calories a lot . . . You can still do much for your health with a lower level of exercise. But if you want to exercise for weight control, it's 60 minutes a day." --In other words, unless you've got loads of free time and are extremely motivated to work out, there's nothing you can do to avoid packing on the pounds. (Yahoo Health / Los Angeles Times)
PANHANDLERS IN TAMPA ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR REFLECTIVE VESTS SO THEY DON'T GET RUN OVER:
Last October, lawmakers in Tampa, Florida, passed a new city ordinance requiring all street vendors to wear reflective vests for their own safety. --The law was only meant to apply to people selling stuff along the side of the road, and to people collecting for charity. --But apparently, it's also being applied to HOMELESS PANHANDLERS. --According to a member of the Tampa City Council, quote, "That wasn't the intent. But the vest is going to help them anyway if they're out there. We don't want people to get hurt." (St. Petersburg Times)(--So let's see if I've got this straight . . . there are people in Tampa living on the streets, they have to beg for money just to eat, and lawmakers there want to protect them . . . (--So they've passed a law requiring them to wear reflective vests when they panhandle? Does that make any sense at all?)
NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY
#1.) STEPHON MARBURY MADE THREE LONG THREE-POINTERS IN A ROW AT THE CHINESE ALL-STAR GAME:STEPHON MARBURY played basketball in China this season, and was named the MVP of their All-Star game after making three LONG three-pointers in a row. (--Search for "Stephon Marbury China All-Star game video.")http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArR6gFi2_0
#2.) HERE'S A TRAILER FOR A FAKE "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC MOVIE: FunnyOrDie.com made a trailer for a fake movie called "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story". (--Search for "FunnyOrDie.com Weird Al Yankovic Story.")http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3231da28bb/weird-the-al-yankovic-story/
#3.) HERE'S A RUSSIAN SINGING GIBBERISH TO MUSIC BY MOZART:Here's Russian singer VALERY LEONTIEV singing along to MOZART'S "Turkish March". Stick with it to the end, the guy is ridiculous. (--Search for "Another Russian Mr. Trololo.")(--Here's the video, and also the one of the "Trololo" singer.)http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=33f_1269467169http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYU7oG2V7uc
#4.) GEORGE W. BUSH WIPED HIS HAND ON BILL CLINTON'S SHIRT:
GEORGE W. BUSH and BILL CLINTON were shaking hands with people in Haiti, and Bush appeared to wipe his sweaty hand on Clinton's shirt. (--Search for "Clinton as a hand towel George W. Bush." It happens at :14.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DtwkTS9mq8
THE TOP TEN THINGS MEN REGRET:
Guys do all sorts of crazy stuff to compensate for getting older. It's because they start thinking about all the things they SHOULD have done when they were young. Then they buy convertibles and cheat on their wives to make up for it. --So here's a list for all you guys who HAVEN'T gone through a mid-life crisis yet. It's the top ten regrets middle-aged men have, from AskMen.com.
#10.) NOT PLAYING A TEAM SPORT. It's why so many guys play softball on the weekends. But you can't play softball forever. And things like golf, horseshoes, and shuffleboard just aren't the same.
#9.) NOT STAYING IN TOUCH WITH THEIR FRIENDS. Once you're married and have kids, keeping in touch with your friends from high school and college isn't much of a priority. But you should try.
--Because the older you get, the harder it is to make NEW friends. So keep the ones you already have.
#8.) NEVER GETTING INTO A FIGHT. It's like Brad Pitt said in "Fight Club": "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Every guy who HASN'T been in one wonders how he'd do. --And once you've made it into your 30's without getting into a fight, there's a good chance you never will.
#7.) NEVER BUYING THEIR DREAM CAR. With kids, a minivan or an SUV makes WAY more sense. And even if you buy your dream car after you RETIRE, it won't be the same because you won't be the young, carefree guy you're picturing.
#6.) GETTING MARRIED TOO SOON. The older you get, the more responsibilities pile up. So it's natural to think about how much easier things used to be. And a lot of men AND women wish they'd waited longer to settle down.
#5.) NOT SLEEPING WITH MORE WOMEN. Unless you're talking about Tiger Woods or Jesse James, most guys see a significant DECREASE in sexual activity once they get married or reach a certain age.
#4.) BEING A WORKAHOLIC. There are some things you can ONLY do when you're young, but work isn't one of them. You might regret not going skydiving, but you probably WON'T wish you'd worked more weekends.
#3.) IGNORING THEIR HEALTH. Even if you work out, smoking, drinking, and eating junk food can eventually result in cancer, liver disease, and obesity. --But young guys look in the mirror, assume they're healthy, and don't start taking care of themselves until it's too late.
#2.) NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH DAD. Guys can go half their life without needing their dad's advice. But as soon as Dad's gone, it's ALL they need.
#1.) NOT GOING AFTER THEIR DREAM GIRL. According to AskMen.com, it's the single biggest regret middle-aged men have. It's usually the high school prom queen or some random girl who wouldn't have been interested anyway. --But older guys basically think that if they were just young again, they'd have a shot with any woman on the planet. (AskMen.com)
NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY
#1.) STEPHON MARBURY MADE THREE LONG THREE-POINTERS IN A ROW AT THE CHINESE ALL-STAR GAME:STEPHON MARBURY played basketball in China this season, and was named the MVP of their All-Star game after making three LONG three-pointers in a row. (--Search for "Stephon Marbury China All-Star game video.")http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CArR6gFi2_0
#2.) HERE'S A TRAILER FOR A FAKE "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC MOVIE: FunnyOrDie.com made a trailer for a fake movie called "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story". (--Search for "FunnyOrDie.com Weird Al Yankovic Story.")http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3231da28bb/weird-the-al-yankovic-story/
#3.) HERE'S A RUSSIAN SINGING GIBBERISH TO MUSIC BY MOZART:Here's Russian singer VALERY LEONTIEV singing along to MOZART'S "Turkish March". Stick with it to the end, the guy is ridiculous. (--Search for "Another Russian Mr. Trololo.")(--Here's the video, and also the one of the "Trololo" singer.)http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=33f_1269467169http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYU7oG2V7uc
#4.) GEORGE W. BUSH WIPED HIS HAND ON BILL CLINTON'S SHIRT:
GEORGE W. BUSH and BILL CLINTON were shaking hands with people in Haiti, and Bush appeared to wipe his sweaty hand on Clinton's shirt. (--Search for "Clinton as a hand towel George W. Bush." It happens at :14.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DtwkTS9mq8
THE TOP TEN THINGS MEN REGRET:
Guys do all sorts of crazy stuff to compensate for getting older. It's because they start thinking about all the things they SHOULD have done when they were young. Then they buy convertibles and cheat on their wives to make up for it. --So here's a list for all you guys who HAVEN'T gone through a mid-life crisis yet. It's the top ten regrets middle-aged men have, from AskMen.com.
#10.) NOT PLAYING A TEAM SPORT. It's why so many guys play softball on the weekends. But you can't play softball forever. And things like golf, horseshoes, and shuffleboard just aren't the same.
#9.) NOT STAYING IN TOUCH WITH THEIR FRIENDS. Once you're married and have kids, keeping in touch with your friends from high school and college isn't much of a priority. But you should try.
--Because the older you get, the harder it is to make NEW friends. So keep the ones you already have.
#8.) NEVER GETTING INTO A FIGHT. It's like Brad Pitt said in "Fight Club": "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?" Every guy who HASN'T been in one wonders how he'd do. --And once you've made it into your 30's without getting into a fight, there's a good chance you never will.
#7.) NEVER BUYING THEIR DREAM CAR. With kids, a minivan or an SUV makes WAY more sense. And even if you buy your dream car after you RETIRE, it won't be the same because you won't be the young, carefree guy you're picturing.
#6.) GETTING MARRIED TOO SOON. The older you get, the more responsibilities pile up. So it's natural to think about how much easier things used to be. And a lot of men AND women wish they'd waited longer to settle down.
#5.) NOT SLEEPING WITH MORE WOMEN. Unless you're talking about Tiger Woods or Jesse James, most guys see a significant DECREASE in sexual activity once they get married or reach a certain age.
#4.) BEING A WORKAHOLIC. There are some things you can ONLY do when you're young, but work isn't one of them. You might regret not going skydiving, but you probably WON'T wish you'd worked more weekends.
#3.) IGNORING THEIR HEALTH. Even if you work out, smoking, drinking, and eating junk food can eventually result in cancer, liver disease, and obesity. --But young guys look in the mirror, assume they're healthy, and don't start taking care of themselves until it's too late.
#2.) NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH DAD. Guys can go half their life without needing their dad's advice. But as soon as Dad's gone, it's ALL they need.
#1.) NOT GOING AFTER THEIR DREAM GIRL. According to AskMen.com, it's the single biggest regret middle-aged men have. It's usually the high school prom queen or some random girl who wouldn't have been interested anyway. --But older guys basically think that if they were just young again, they'd have a shot with any woman on the planet. (AskMen.com)
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