JUST KEEP YOUR CLOTHS ON

HERE ARE FIVE TIPS . . . SO YOUR NAKED PICTURES DON'T END UP ONLINE:

I'm fully aware that no matter how many times I say it, some of you are still going to insist on being knuckleheads. . . by taking naked pictures of yourself. Since you're going to go ahead and do it anyway . . . here are FIVE tips to help prevent your compromising pictures from "randomly" popping up online.

#1.) Crop your face out. If your face isn't in the picture . . . then nobody will know those are your private parts when your naked picture eventually does show up online.

#2.) Use nondescript titles. Name your naughty picture folder something innocent and title your pictures with generic words. That'll make it harder for someone to find them and put them online. Although, let's face it, they will anyway.

#3.) Don't send your pictures to other people. There's no surer way to have your naked body put on display than to email pictures of yourself to another person. Even if you trust someone 100% . . . it's still a bad idea.

#4.) Save your files on a flash drive. It's much less likely that someone will stumble across your illicit photos if they're on a flash drive . . . than if they're on your hard drive.

#5.) Don't print your pictures. What are you going to do with them anyway? Put them up on your wall? Printing naked pictures of yourself is complete idiocy. (TheFrisky)

(--And here's our own #6 . . . DON'T TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF. Seriously, if you really don't want your naked body on the Internet . . . then don't take pictures of it. It's as simple as that. Otherwise, you're playing with fire.)