TIS THE SEASON

HERE'S THE ANNUAL NEIMAN MARCUS HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE FOR THE ULTRA RICH:

This week, Neiman Marcus released its annual holiday gift guide . . . for the ULTRA RICH. So what items made this year's list?

--For $60,000, you can get a life-size replica of yourself . . . made out of Legos.

--For $73,000, you can get a diamond-studded cell phone.

--For $75,000, you can get your own talking robot.

--For $110,000, you can play basketball with the Harlem Globetrotters.

--For $250,000, you can have an authentic Guinness pub . . . built in your home.

--For $275,000, you can get a collection of every record that's been listed on the "Billboard" Top 100 Rock and Pop charts . . . from 1955 through the end of 1990. (That sounds cool to me!)

--For $500,000, you can turn your backyard into a replica of the Dallas Cowboys' stadium end zone.

--For $1 MILLION, golf legend JACK NICKLAUS will custom-design a golf course . . . for your backyard.

--For $1.44 MILLION, you can get your own submarine.

--For $1.59 MILLION, you can have Russia's Kirov Orchestra perform a private concert for you and your friends . . . that's hosted by REGIS PHILBIN.

--For $2.3 MILLION, you can get TEN acres in Montana.

--And for $10 MILLION, you can get your own Kentucky horse farm, complete with stable and 15 thoroughbreds. (Yahoo News / North County Times)

How angry does it make you to know that, while you're working two jobs just to make sure your kids get something this year . . . some spoiled brat is going to get his own submarine?