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YOU CAN BUY ODOR-EATERS FOR YOUR . . . UNDERWEAR???

Do you suffer from extreme flatulence? If so, you might want to pick up some "Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers". Confused? Allow me to explain . . . A company called Garment Guard has just invented a new odor-eating fabric which, according to a press release, quote, "effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence." (--Basically, the idea is to stick one of these things down your underwear . . . and it'll absorb the stench of your flatulence. Seriously. I have no idea if this product works, but if it does . . . it's pretty awesome.) (Ananova)
(--You can pick up a five-pack of Subtle Butt odor eaters for $9.95 here . . .)

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=8