GO AHEAD - SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN

CHARMIN HAS OPENED A BUNCH OF DELUXE BATHROOM STALLS IN TIMES SQUARE FOR HOLIDAY SHOPPERS:

How many times has this happened? You're out doing some serious holiday shopping . . . when nature calls? --When that happens . . . and inevitably, it will . . . most of us are forced to use the disgusting public restroom at a department store. But not shoppers in Times Square in New York. That's because on Monday, the Charmin toilet paper company officially opened 20 deluxe bathroom stalls for shoppers in Times Square . . . which feature flat-screen TVs, attendants dressed in tuxedos and Charmin toilet paper, of course . . . for FREE.

The deluxe restrooms will be open every day through the end of the year . . . except for Christmas Day. (Yahoo News)

(--Check out some pictures of these toilets . . . which were randomly christened by former 'N SYNC boy-bander JOEY FATONE . . . here . . .)

(--And you can watch some classic Charmin ads, featuring "Mr. Whipple", here . . .)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yG-y8poTLU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCag_aRx8Hk
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