ONE LUCKY MAN

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AND TELL ME THIS GUY ISN'T LUCKY TO BE ALIVE:

Last Tuesday, 42-year-old Dennis Klingseisen of East Hempfield, Pennsylvania was driving down the highway when a three-foot metal bar fell off a truck and smashed through his windshield. Luckily, the bar hit the steering wheel . . . and Dennis escaped the accident with only a scraped hand. (Lancaster New Era)