NEVER TOO OLD TO BREAK THE LAW

A 78-YEAR-OLD ROBBED A BANK IN KENTUCKY:

Well, here it is: PROOF that you're never too old . . . to be a meatball. Last Friday, 78-year-old William Rucker of Bardstown, Kentucky pulled up to the drive-thru window at a local bank and told the teller he had a BOMB which he would detonate . . . unless she handed over the money. So the teller did as she was instructed and William made off with an unspecified amount of money. But there's a catch . . . When William robbed the bank, he used a car that he was test-driving from a local car dealership.

Anyway, once the cops put all the pieces together . . . they arrested William and charged him with robbery and theft. If he's convicted, he could get up to 40 years in prison . . . which, in William's case, is just as good as a life sentence. (WAVE News 3 - Louisville / WLKY News 32 - Louisville)