GOT CANKLES?? WE WANNA HELP

GOLD'S GYM STARTED A NEW "SAY NO TO CANKLES" AD CAMPAIGN:

You know what "cankles" are . . . right? That's what it's called when you've put on so much weight, that there's no real difference between the size of your calves . . . and the size of your chubby ankles. (--Get it?)

Anyway, the marketing "geniuses" over at Gold's Gym have decided that cankles are a, "aesthetic affliction" . . . so they started a ridiculous new ad campaign called "Say No To Cankles". (Jezebel)

Take a look at Gold's Gym's new, nonsense website here.. http://saynotocankles.com/