HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (9-28-09)

KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND LAMAR ODOM ARE MARRIED:

Publicity stunt or not, KHLOE KARDASHIAN and L.A. Laker LAMAR ODOM really did get married yesterday, at the home of a family friend in Beverly Hills.

Kim was walked down the aisle by stepfather BRUCE JENNER . . . along with sisters KIM and KOURTNEY, who were both maids of honor.

Guests included Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, Chelsea Handler and several of Lamar's teammates . . . most notably Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa, and coach Phil Jackson.

It was a FORMAL affair . . . and they even banned BlackBerries. --Not surprisingly, cameras were rolling to capture the festivities for the E! reality show "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami". Oh, and Ryan Seacrest said he's seriously thinking about producing a NEW reality show about Khloe and Lamar.

By the way . . . the word is that Lamar WILL ask Khloe to sign a post-nuptial agreement. It would have been a prenup, but there wasn't time to put it together before the wedding. --And the pressure was on to have the wedding yesterday, due to the shooting schedule of Khloe's reality show.

(--Check out some pics of Khloe in her wedding dress here . . .)http://x17online.com/celebrities/khloe_kardashian/x17_xclusive_first_pix_of_khloes_wedding-09272009.php

RANDY QUAID'S WIFE IS INSANE . . . AND SHE MAY HAVE BEEN GETTING DRUGS FROM MICHAEL JACKSON'S DOCTOR:

RANDY QUAID and his wife EVI aren't sitting back quietly as authorities put together a case against them for stiffing a Santa Barbara hotel on a $10,000 bill.

At least Evi's not sitting quietly. In fact, on Friday, she brought some FULL-ON CRAZY into the equation. --Evi busted into the sheriff's department headquarters in Marfa, Texas . . . where she and Randy were arrested the day before . . . and caused a scene.

First, she flipped off the town's mayor . . . whom she happened to pass in a hallway. Then she confronted Deputy James Davis . . . the cop who arrested her and her husband . . . and accused him of being corrupt. --She also claimed that he was part of a conspiracy against the Quaids. Davis later called Evi's visit a, quote, "psychotic episode." (--Apparently, Evi has had some kind of ongoing beef with both the mayor and the sheriff's department.)

But that's not even where things ended. After her little visit, she came back with a moving truck that had a sign taped to the side of it, which read, quote, "Deputy James Davis Takes Payments. Call + Make Offers." She parked it in front of City Hall.

Meanwhile, the Quaids STILL owe the San Ysidro Ranch at least $5,000. --Their bill was for over 10-grand. And that supposed cashier's check they sent out to the media Thursday night was only for a little over $5,000. For the record, we don't even know if it cleared.

The Quaids are free on $20,000 bond each . . . but authorities in Santa Barbara still expect them to make the trip to California to answer the charges. --A detective on the case there says that the Quaids checked into San Ysidro with a fake credit card and gave phony phone numbers and addresses . . . which obviously makes it seem like they had no intention of paying from the get-go.

He also claims that the Quaids stiffed the Hotel Bel-Air in Beverly Hills for $17,000 . . . and they did the same thing to the Santa Barbara Biltmore Hotel. (--There's no word on the size of the tab they ran up there.)

And if this story isn't crazy enough for you, then you probably haven't heard about the MICHAEL JACKSON DRUG CONNECTION yet. --RadarOnline.com says that Evi Quaid was getting prescriptions from DR. CONRAD MURRAY . . . the man who will most likely face MANSLAUGHTER charges in Michael's death.

Murray and another doctor reportedly supplied Evi with drugs including Demerol . . . which she SNORTED on a regular basis. Private investigator Becky Altringer, who used to work for the Quaids, says that Evi's drug use has pretty much made her ERRATIC, PARANOID and DANGEROUS. And Randy has been hitting the bottle pretty hard because he can't deal with it. --She says, quote, "I honestly believe that Randy was and is a victim of domestic abuse . . . verbally, physically, every way. I've seen it. She's pounded on him. I asked Randy once why he put up with it and he told me, 'I don't know where my money is. I feel so lost.'"

She adds, quote, "Evi Quaid is a time bomb and the timer is running out. I believe she is a danger to Randy's life. Evi is not crazy. She is evil and knows exactly what she is doing."

ROMAN POLANSKI HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN SWITZERLAND:

Director ROMAN POLANSKI hasn't set foot in the United States in 31 years . . . ever since he pleaded guilty to having sex with a 13-year-old girl, then fled the country to avoid sentencing.

Well, on Saturday, Polanski was finally arrested . . . and he may be extradited to this country to face the law he's eluded since 1978.

Polanski was nailed by Swiss authorities as he entered the country. He was headed to the Zurich Film Festival, where he was getting a lifetime achievement award.

Polanski, a French citizen, has been campaigning in recent years to have the case dropped . . . but the judge said he had to appear IN PERSON to seek a dismissal.

Polanski refused, because he was worried he'd be arrested as a fugitive. The last we heard, Polanski was still in custody, awaiting an extradition hearing. --We still don't know if they'll end up turning him over to U.S. authorities. But it seems odd that they would go to the trouble of arresting him if they weren't planning on doing just that.

After all, he's been to Switzerland numerous times over the past 31 years, and they've never gone after him before. --Polanski's victim . . . one Samantha Geimer . . . doesn't even care if he's brought to justice. Just last year, she said, quote, "I think he's sorry, I think he knows it was wrong. I don't think he's a danger to society.

"I don't think he needs to be locked up forever and no one has ever come out ever . . . besides me . . . and accused him of anything. It was 30 years ago now. It's an unpleasant memory . . . (but) I can live with it.

BACKSTORY: In 1977, Polanski was accused of having sex with the then-13-year-old Geimer in JACK NICHOLSON'S house. --Polanski had brought her there to photograph her for an issue of "Vogue" he was guest-editing. After plying her with champagne and Quaaludes, he took advantage of her.

(--Nicholson was NOT at home when all this was going on.) --In 1978, he pleaded guilty to engaging in unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor. In exchange for his plea, several more serious charges were dropped.

Polanski spent 42 days in prison for psychological evaluation. But upon his release, he fled the country. In the ensuing years, he has avoided countries that would be likely to arrest him and send him back here . . . including Britain.

Poland and France . . . two of the countries Polanski spends much of his time in these days . . . issued a joint appeal this weekend, asking Switzerland to release him, and the U.S. to dismiss the case.

(--Polanski is best known for directing "Rosemary's Baby", "Repulsion" and "Chinatown" . . . which were all made BEFORE the scandal forced him out of Hollywood.) (--He won an Oscar for Best Director for 2002's "The Piano". But he refused to show up in person to collect it. HARRISON FORD . . . the star of Polanski's 1988 movie "Frantic" . . . accepted on his behalf.)

(--One last biographical note: Polanski's wife, actress SHARON TATE, was one of the people famously murdered by CHARLES MANSON'S followers in 1969. She was eight months pregnant.)

HAYDEN PANETTIERE WILL NOT GO TO COLLEGE:

20-year-old HAYDEN PANETTIERE has decided NOT to go to college. She says, quote, "I always wanted to go to college, but ["Heroes"] happened to start in a pretty pivotal period, when you have thoughts of going to college.

"It was just such a success and it is what I love to do. I would love to take some classes that I really enjoy, but I think college is a learning experience for yourself as a person and [it's about] being on your own for the first time."

JENNY SLATE DROPPED AN F-BOMB ON HER FIRST EPISODE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE":

JENNY SLATE . . . one of the new cast members on "Saturday Night Live" . . . dropped an F-BOMB on "SNL's" season premiere Saturday night.

It happened during a skit called "Biker Chick Chat" with KRISTEN WIIG. The girls were saying "frickin'" and "freakin'" a lot, but then Jenny unleashed the REAL word.

In the skit, Jenny said, quote, "You know what? You freakin' just threw an ashtray full of butts at my head. You know what? You stood up for yourself, and I (effing) love you for that." She immediately cringed, knowing she'd made a big mistake. --It's unclear how much of a tape delay "SNL" was working with, but somehow it slipped past the censors and aired unedited on the East Coast.

(--Watch the UNEDITED version here. Again, this one is ***UNCENSORED*** . . .)http://video.hollywoodreporter.com/services/player/bcpid40254714001?bctid=42225169001-

-Neither "SNL" nor NBC have released a statement regarding the slip, but there's a pretty good chance the FCC . . . (--the Federal Communications Commission) . . . will have something to say about it at some point.

For what it's worth, it was one of the last sketches of the night, and didn't air until around 12:40 A.M.

(--This isn't the first time the F-word has been dropped on "SNL". NORM MACDONALD infamously dropped one while doing "Weekend Update" back in 1997 . . . and CHARLES ROCKET and PAUL SHAFFER also did it back in the '80s.)

(--And in 2005, SYSTEM OF A DOWN guitarist DARON MALAKIAN screamed "(Eff) yeah!" after the band performed.)