NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

FIVE "BIKINI BARISTAS" HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH PROSTITUTION:

You know what's better than a hot cup of coffee first thing in the morning? A hot cup of coffee that's served by a barista in a bikini .

On Wednesday, police filed prostitution and other charges against five unidentified "bikini baristas" at the Grab-N-Go espresso stand in Everett, Washington.

According to a police spokesman, quote, "For extra money these women would expose their entire body. If they were wearing a bikini they would either take it off or at least lower it.

"There were [also] some complaints from our citizens that they were performing whip cream shows between two women." --That could be where the prostitution charges come in. No actual intercourse took place. But the town defines sexual conduct as, quote, "any touching of the sexual and other intimate parts of a person."

If they're convicted, the women could each get up 90 DAYS in jail and a $1,000 fine. (KCPQ News 13 - Seattle / Tacoma)

HALF OF ALL AMERICAN WORKERS HAVEN'T EXERCISED IN THE PAST 30 DAYS:

It should come as no surprise that roughly TWO in THREE Americans are overweight. But I can't help but wonder if part of the reason we're all so deliciously chubby is because we spend so much time at work sitting on our rear ends.

At least that's according to a recent survey, which found that HALF of all American workers haven't exercised even once in the last 30 days. (Miami Herald)

FIVE WAYS TO HAVE A HEALTHIER TAILGATE:

It's football season. And that means tailgates and barbecues. If you WANT to clog your arteries, stick to the cheeseburgers and pork bratwurst. But if you DON'T, here are five healthier options that still taste good . . .

#1.) TURKEY BRATWURST, NOT PORK. Pork bratwurst has around 450 calories and 37 grams of fat. Turkey has 160 calories and 9 grams of fat. If you boil it in beer and soak it in mustard, it's not bad.

#2.) CHICKEN SANDWICHES, NOT BURGERS. They have half the calories and an EIGHTH of the fat. The catch is, they're a little more expensive.

#3.) WHOLE GRAIN BUNS, NOT WHITE BUNS. You should limit white processed foods anywhere you can. WHEAT buns have fiber in them, and most people think they taste BETTER once they get used to them.

#4.) SALSA, NOT CHEESE DIP. As long as it's not too salty, salsa is actually GOOD for you. Cheese dip isn't. Just be careful what you dip INTO salsa. Most chips are high in salt and carbohydrates.

#5.) LIGHT BEER, NOT REGULAR. This might be the hardest one of all, but it's also one of the most important.

The average light beer has 100 calories. The average REGULAR beer has 150. If you're gonna drink one or two, that's not a big deal. But if you're gonna drink TEN, it is. (DietsInReview.com)