NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

A DRUNK DRIVER CRASHED THROUGH THE *SECOND* STORY OF A HOUSE ON LONG ISLAND:

Yesterday was Labor Day, and I'm sure you enjoyed your long weekend. But if you had a few drinks, I hope you didn't act like a bonehead and drive drunk like THIS knucklehead. . . Over the weekend, 20-year-old Adam Clark decided to get hammered and take his car out for a drive in East Moriches, New York.

But as he was driving, Adam lost control of the SUV, ran a stop sign and hit a mound of dirt, which LAUNCHED his car into the SECOND STORY of a house. That's right. The second story.

Adam was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief.

Fortunately, no one was seriously injured.

(--Check out some photos of the damage here . . .)

(--And you can watch a news story about the accident here . . .)http://wcbstv.com/topstories/airborne.car.house.2.1166367.html(WCBS News 2 - New York)

A HIKER FELL AND LANDED ON A ROCK JUST MOMENTS AFTER ACCEPTING A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL:

And now it's time for our Bad Omen of the Day . . . --On Sunday, an unidentified couple was hiking along the Potomac River in Cabin John, Maryland. Anyway, at some point, the man pulled out an engagement ring and surprised his girlfriend. And she said YES.

But just moments after accepting the proposal, the woman slipped and landed on a large, jagged rock, injuring herself. --Rescue workers airlifted the woman to the hospital where she was treated and released. --There's no word on whether the couple has set a wedding date. (--You can link to a news video about this story here . . .)http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0909/656914.html (WJLA News 7 - Washington, D.C.)