APRIL 9, 2010
HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW
SOMEONE FLEW A BANNER OVER THE MASTERS THAT SAID "TIGER: DID YOU MEAN BOOTYISM?":
You had to know someone was going to be a WISE-ASS and try to steal the spotlight when TIGER WOODS teed off at the Masters yesterday. --We don't know who that someone was, but he or she paid for planes to fly over Augusta trailing banners with two WISE-ASS messages. They were:--"TIGER: DID YOU MEAN BOOTYISM?"--And . . . "SEX ADDICT? YEAH. RIGHT. SURE. ME TOO!" (--The first one is a reference to Tiger's claim that he was getting back into Buddhism after his sex scandal broke. . .)(--And here's video of the "Bootyism" banner flying overhead, via an ESPN news report . . .)http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=70cb920f-3192-4b02-9581-8f5258f6c9b6(--And here's Tiger getting a warm welcome as he steps up to the tee for the first time . . . minus that goatee he'd been growing . . .)http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=d6644ac6-74b0-447e-9b2c-2d014d792ee1(--By the way . . . remember during his press conference Monday, when Tiger said he hoped to, quote, "calm down my negative outbursts"? He isn't quite there yet.)(--Check out Tiger's "negative outburst" after he shanked one on the 14th hole yesterday . . .)http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=8c661e6f-d792-46be-b6b4-bf02ef4b9d15
THE AUDIO USED IN TIGER WOODS' NEW NIKE COMMERCIAL ACTUALLY CAME FROM A 2004 DOCUMENTARY:
Well, we now know where the audio of EARL WOODS in TIGER'S new Nike ad came from. --It's from a 2004 documentary called "Tiger Woods Part 1: Tiger's Prowl - His Life". --The documentary features interviews with Tiger, Earl and Tiger's mom, KULTIDA. --The audio used in the Nike ad was taken completely out of context. It turns out Earl wasn't even talking to or about Tiger. He was discussing the differences in his and Kultida's personalities. --He said, quote, "Tida is very authoritative. She is very definitive. 'Yes' and 'No.' I am more prone to be inquisitive, to promote discussion. --"I want to find out what you're thinking was, I want to find out what your feelings are and did you learn anything? So, we were two different types but we coexisted pretty well." (--Obviously, Nike added a quick clip of Earl saying "Tiger" at the beginning, to make it appear that Earl was addressing his son. Here's the ad again . . .) http://www.youtube.com/nikegolf
IS SANDRA BULLOCK TERRIFIED OF JESSE JAMES???
This sounds pretty far-fetched. But it does come from the "National Enquirer" . . . and they ARE candidates for the Pulitzer Prize. (???) So here it is . . . --SANDRA BULLOCK has reportedly told JESSE JAMES that their marriage is over . . . and now, she's TERRIFIED. She even . . . allegedly . . . hired a top security team to protect her 24-7. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "I think Sandra has been frightened to death ever since she told Jesse." --Obviously, Jesse feels like a complete JACKASS for what he's done to Sandra. But at the same time, he's FURIOUS with her. Not only because she won't take him back, but also because this whole thing has made him so hated. --And if he were to do Sandra physical harm, it might not be the first time. A source says that in her divorce papers, Sandra will accuse Jesse of mental and physical abuse.
ARE JESSE JAMES' KIDS LIVING WITH SANDRA BULLOCK???
TMZ is reporting that all three of JESSE JAMES' kids are living with SANDRA BULLOCK. A so-called "source" says, quote, "It's a positive sign about Sandra's relationship with Jesse." (--Whatever that means.) --Sandra and the kids are not at Sandra's mansion in the Hollywood Hills. She snuck out of there after the paparazzi started swarming around the joint.
RIHANNA FINALLY ADMITS SHE'S DATING MATT KEMP:
RIHANNA is finally admitting what everyone already figured out months ago: She and L.A. Dodger MATT KEMP are dating. --Yesterday morning on RYAN SEACREST'S radio show, she said, quote, "He's my boyfriend." --She did NOT, however, confirm recent rumors that they're engaged. But it doesn't sound like they are. She added, quote, "It's new and it's fun. It's nothing too serious. --"I don't want anything that's going to take up so much of my energy and time right now in a bad way. I just want to have fun, and that's what it's about." --Rihanna does have a wedding coming up . . . that of KATY PERRY and British comedian RUSSELL BRAND. Rihanna is planning the bachelorette party. --She said, quote, "[Katy] put that on me last week. Now I have to come up with something cool, 'cuz she's getting married in India. So I'm like, 'Okay now what do I do to match that for a bachelorette party?'"
ED WESTWICK HAS BROKEN UP WITH JESSICA SZOHR:
ED WESTWICK broke up with his "Gossip Girl" co-star, JESSICA SZOHR, over rumors that she may have cheated on him with one of his best friends. --The other man is some rich guy named Marco Minuto. A so-called "source" says, quote, "Jessica recently celebrated her birthday in L.A. and was being openly affectionate and flirty with Marco. --"They ended up back at the same hotel, but nobody knows what happened behind closed doors. Her flirty behavior shocked a lot of their friends, so word quickly got back to Ed, who has been filming in Europe. --"He immediately ended their relationship on the phone." --Jessica, meanwhile, denies anything happened, and has been, quote, "begging Ed to take her back." (--Ed Westwick plays Chuck Bass on "Gossip Girl". Jessica Szohr plays Vanessa Abrams.)
IS JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT REBOUNDING WITH JENNY MCCARTHY'S EX-HUSBAND???
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT may be having rebound relations with JENNY MCCARTHY'S ex-husband. --So-called "sources" say actor (slash) director JOHN ASHER has been helping Jennifer get past her breakup with JAMIE KENNEDY. One friend says, quote, "They've been spending a lot of time together and are having fun." --Jennifer and Jamie broke up last month after about a year together. John was married to Jenny McCarthy from 1999 to 2005. He's the father of her 8-year-old son Evan, who has autism. --Meanwhile . . . As you may know, Jennifer Love Hewitt dedicated her book, "The Day I Shot Cupid", to Jamie Kennedy. And it ended up hitting book stores AFTER THEY BROKE UP. --But Jennifer would like you to know she had time to remove his name, and chose not to. Here's why . . . quote, "I meant the things that I said in the book and he really did teach me a lot and I'm very grateful to him for that. --"We're kind of opposites . . . I'm like this gushy romantic and he's sort of a realist, so he really taught me how to look at the reality of love, whereas maybe I had my head in the clouds before . . . He taught me a lot about men and what they think."
WILL MILEY CYRUS GET MARRIED WHEN SHE'S 18???
"OK!" magazine says that MILEY CYRUS is so serious about her boyfriend, LIAM HEMSWORTH, that she plans to marry him as soon as she turns 18 . . . which is on November 23rd. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "She's convinced she'll spend the rest of her life with him . . . She's even asked her mom if she can wear her wedding dress."
BRUCE JENNER HAS CONFIRMED THAT KIM KARDASHIAN AND REGGIE BUSH BROKE UP:
There have been conflicting reports as to whether or not KIM KARDASHIAN and REGGIE BUSH broke up. But Kim's stepdad, BRUCE JENNER, has confirmed it. --And he tells "Life & Style", quote, "I love Reggie, and I love Kim. Sometimes timing is just everything. --"To see your kids go out there and handle it so well, I'm proud of them. They're good, intelligent people. They know how to deal with this stuff." --Meanwhile . . . Bruce's son, BRODY JENNER, was spotted making out with the recently-divorced AVRIL LAVIGNE in a 1968 Dodge Charger the other day. (--There's a little twist to this story, if you care: E! Online says that Avril, Brody and Avril's ex-husband, DERYCK WHIBLEY, were all out on the town together in Hollywood on Wednesday night.) --Everybody seemed to be friends . . . although Deryck did leave by himself . . . while Avril and Brody left together.)
THERE WILL BE NO PUBLIC MEMORIAL FOR COREY HAIM . . . BECAUSE HIS MOTHER DOESN'T WANT ONE:
COREY FELDMAN had been planning to hold a public memorial for COREY HAIM in Los Angeles. But that's not happening anymore . . . because Haim's mom, Judy, doesn't want it to. --Feldman says, quote, "[It would be] too much for her to bear at this time . . . I must respect the wishes of his mother, and help her in any way I can through this difficult time. --"Ultimately that is what Corey would have wanted more than anything . . . to know that his mother is at peace as much as possible in his absence." --Feldman said he's going to have a private dinner with a small group of friends instead. (--As you may recall, Judy Haim is battling breast cancer.)
NANCY KERRIGAN'S BROTHER HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER:
NANCY KERRIGAN'S brother MARK was indicted yesterday on a MANSLAUGHTER charge related to the death of his father Daniel. --Daniel suffered a fatal heart attack on January 24th, following a physical altercation with Mark at their Massachusetts home. Mark had initially been charged with assault. --But yesterday, the attorney general said, quote, "This defendant should have known that the cruel acts that he committed against his elderly father, including grabbing him by the neck with enough force to cause a fracture, were highly likely to result in substantial harm and endanger his father's life. --"Compounding these tragic circumstances is the fact that we allege the altercation by the defendant began because he wasn't allowed to use the family telephone late that night." --The Kerrigan family isn't happy with the newly-upgraded charge. They're standing up for Mark, and saying Daniel's heart attack was unrelated to the fight. --Their attorney says, quote, "I'm disappointed. Manslaughter is a more serious charge than involuntary manslaughter. And it will definitely be harder to prove. --"They have to establish that he acted recklessly knowing that he acted knowing he could cause serious injury or death."
HUGH JACKMAN WILL PLAY A CHARACTER WITH TESTICLES UNDER HIS CHIN:
There's a movie in the works called "Untitled Comedy". It's one of those sketch-comedy movies, like "Kentucky Fried Movie" in the '70s, or "Amazon Women on the Moon" in the '80s. --It's a feature-length flick made up of numerous, unrelated comedy skits. --One of those skits stars HUGH JACKMAN as a man with a set of testicles UNDER HIS CHIN. (???) And no one seems to find anything strange about this except for KATE WINSLET. She plays a woman he goes out on a date with. (--"Untitled Comedy" is due out sometime this year. The cast also includes Gerard Butler, Naomi Watts, Justin Long, Sam Rockwell, Elizabeth Banks, Sean William Scott, Tony Shalhoub, Johnny Knoxville and Emma Stone.)
DEMI MOORE WILL PLAY MILEY CYRUS' MOM:
DEMI MOORE confirmed on Twitter that she'll play MILEY CYRUS' mom in a movie called "LOL". --It's a remake of a French movie of the same name . . . in which a teenager is dealing with her first heartbreak, plus her mom's recent divorce, at the same time. Filming begins in July.
OPRAH WINFREY IS COMING TO PRIMETIME . . . SORT OF:
OPRAH WINFREY'S new cable network, OWN . . . which debuts on January 1st . . . has unveiled some of the programming that's in development at the network. --The most intriguing part of the announcement is that Oprah will indeed be hosting a new talk show . . . but this time, it WON'T air in daytime. --Instead, she'll host a PRIMETIME show called "Oprah's Next Chapter". An exact timeslot has yet to be announced . . . but considering the bedtimes of her target audience, 8:00 P.M. wouldn't be a bad guess. --It'll be an hour-long show, which will air two or three times a week. --OWN describes it as, quote, "a whole new kind of Oprah show, [with] riveting conversations with the people we all want to hear from . . . in some very unexpected places . . . [including] the Taj Mahal to [Oprah's] beloved oak tree, the Great Wall to her own teahouse." --There's no premiere date yet, but it's expected to be LATE next year . . . after her syndicated show finally comes to an end on September 9th, 2011. --The rest of the programming on OWN is exactly what you'd expect from Oprah . . . inspirational and motivational, offered up with the occasional help of celebrities, who somehow come off sounding LIFETIMES wiser than us. --Oprah's buddy GAYLE KING will have her own talk show called "Gayle King Live!". The title is punctuated with an exclamation point, if that matters. --SHANIA TWAIN will host a show called "Why Not?" . . . in which she talks about all her problems, and how she's trying to overcome them. And as we've heard, there will be a behind-the-scenes show following the final season of Oprah's syndicated series. -Finally, there will be a series called "Your OWN Show: Oprah's Search for the Next TV Star". And that's exactly what it'll be: A reality competition-type show . . . in which Oprah will try to discover the next superstar talk show host.
THE OBAMAS WILL APPEAR ON "IDOL GIVES BACK":
On Wednesday, PRESIDENT OBAMA and his wife, MICHELLE, taped a video message for this year's "Idol Gives Back" charity special. The two-hour event will air on Wednesday, April 21st.
"JERSEY SHORE" HAS A PREMIERE DATE:
MTV has announced that "Jersey Shore's" second season will debut on July 29th. This season will have TWO settings. --A spokesperson for the network says, quote, "It's official, the 'Jersey Shore' cast began filming Season Two in Miami. Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season."
"THE BACHELOR" IS GETTING ANOTHER SPIN-OFF:
Some of us got our fill of "The Bachelor" in 2003 . . . but some people STILL haven't gotten enough. For those people, ABC has announced another "Bachelor" spin-off. --This one is called "Bachelor Pad", and it'll feature 20 "unforgettable" former "Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" contestants. There aren't many details yet . . . other than that they'll get a "second chance at romance." (--Yeah, because that'll totally happen. Hasn't anyone figured out yet that the motivation for 99% of these people to do these shows ISN'T to find love, but to BE ON TV??? That's why almost none of these "love connections" last.) --"Bachelor Pad" will premiere August 9th . . . after the next season of "The Bachelorette", with recent "Bachelor" reject Ali Fedotowsky. That one begins on May 24th.
DOES ABC HAVE AN EYEWITNESS WHO WILL DISPUTE NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN'S ALLEGATIONS AGAINST MARC CHERRY?
ABC reportedly has an EYEWITNESS who will dispute NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN'S claim that "Desperate Housewives" creator MARC CHERRY struck her in the face on the set a while back . . . after she questioned one of his decisions. --A "source" tells RadarOnline . . . which seems to have an endless parade of sources on this story . . . quote, "This is not Nicollette's word against Marc's. The witness is going to blow Nicollette's case out of the water." --So Nicollette just made this whole thing up? Well, not completely. The "source" says the eyewitness DID see . . . quote, "[Marc] lightly touching the top of her head as he was talking to her about how to act in a scene." --Supposedly, the eyewitness has signed an affidavit, and has agreed to testify if needed. (--On Monday, Nicollette filed a $20 MILLION lawsuit against Cherry . . . accusing him of assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination.)
MARTHA STEWART WILL PLAY HERSELF ON "THE SIMPSONS":
You had to know someone was going to be a WISE-ASS and try to steal the spotlight when TIGER WOODS teed off at the Masters yesterday. --We don't know who that someone was, but he or she paid for planes to fly over Augusta trailing banners with two WISE-ASS messages. They were:--"TIGER: DID YOU MEAN BOOTYISM?"--And . . . "SEX ADDICT? YEAH. RIGHT. SURE. ME TOO!" (--The first one is a reference to Tiger's claim that he was getting back into Buddhism after his sex scandal broke. . .)(--And here's video of the "Bootyism" banner flying overhead, via an ESPN news report . . .)http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=70cb920f-3192-4b02-9581-8f5258f6c9b6(--And here's Tiger getting a warm welcome as he steps up to the tee for the first time . . . minus that goatee he'd been growing . . .)http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=d6644ac6-74b0-447e-9b2c-2d014d792ee1(--By the way . . . remember during his press conference Monday, when Tiger said he hoped to, quote, "calm down my negative outbursts"? He isn't quite there yet.)(--Check out Tiger's "negative outburst" after he shanked one on the 14th hole yesterday . . .)http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=8c661e6f-d792-46be-b6b4-bf02ef4b9d15
THE AUDIO USED IN TIGER WOODS' NEW NIKE COMMERCIAL ACTUALLY CAME FROM A 2004 DOCUMENTARY:
Well, we now know where the audio of EARL WOODS in TIGER'S new Nike ad came from. --It's from a 2004 documentary called "Tiger Woods Part 1: Tiger's Prowl - His Life". --The documentary features interviews with Tiger, Earl and Tiger's mom, KULTIDA. --The audio used in the Nike ad was taken completely out of context. It turns out Earl wasn't even talking to or about Tiger. He was discussing the differences in his and Kultida's personalities. --He said, quote, "Tida is very authoritative. She is very definitive. 'Yes' and 'No.' I am more prone to be inquisitive, to promote discussion. --"I want to find out what you're thinking was, I want to find out what your feelings are and did you learn anything? So, we were two different types but we coexisted pretty well." (--Obviously, Nike added a quick clip of Earl saying "Tiger" at the beginning, to make it appear that Earl was addressing his son. Here's the ad again . . .) http://www.youtube.com/nikegolf
IS SANDRA BULLOCK TERRIFIED OF JESSE JAMES???
This sounds pretty far-fetched. But it does come from the "National Enquirer" . . . and they ARE candidates for the Pulitzer Prize. (???) So here it is . . . --SANDRA BULLOCK has reportedly told JESSE JAMES that their marriage is over . . . and now, she's TERRIFIED. She even . . . allegedly . . . hired a top security team to protect her 24-7. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "I think Sandra has been frightened to death ever since she told Jesse." --Obviously, Jesse feels like a complete JACKASS for what he's done to Sandra. But at the same time, he's FURIOUS with her. Not only because she won't take him back, but also because this whole thing has made him so hated. --And if he were to do Sandra physical harm, it might not be the first time. A source says that in her divorce papers, Sandra will accuse Jesse of mental and physical abuse.
ARE JESSE JAMES' KIDS LIVING WITH SANDRA BULLOCK???
TMZ is reporting that all three of JESSE JAMES' kids are living with SANDRA BULLOCK. A so-called "source" says, quote, "It's a positive sign about Sandra's relationship with Jesse." (--Whatever that means.) --Sandra and the kids are not at Sandra's mansion in the Hollywood Hills. She snuck out of there after the paparazzi started swarming around the joint.
RIHANNA FINALLY ADMITS SHE'S DATING MATT KEMP:
RIHANNA is finally admitting what everyone already figured out months ago: She and L.A. Dodger MATT KEMP are dating. --Yesterday morning on RYAN SEACREST'S radio show, she said, quote, "He's my boyfriend." --She did NOT, however, confirm recent rumors that they're engaged. But it doesn't sound like they are. She added, quote, "It's new and it's fun. It's nothing too serious. --"I don't want anything that's going to take up so much of my energy and time right now in a bad way. I just want to have fun, and that's what it's about." --Rihanna does have a wedding coming up . . . that of KATY PERRY and British comedian RUSSELL BRAND. Rihanna is planning the bachelorette party. --She said, quote, "[Katy] put that on me last week. Now I have to come up with something cool, 'cuz she's getting married in India. So I'm like, 'Okay now what do I do to match that for a bachelorette party?'"
ED WESTWICK HAS BROKEN UP WITH JESSICA SZOHR:
ED WESTWICK broke up with his "Gossip Girl" co-star, JESSICA SZOHR, over rumors that she may have cheated on him with one of his best friends. --The other man is some rich guy named Marco Minuto. A so-called "source" says, quote, "Jessica recently celebrated her birthday in L.A. and was being openly affectionate and flirty with Marco. --"They ended up back at the same hotel, but nobody knows what happened behind closed doors. Her flirty behavior shocked a lot of their friends, so word quickly got back to Ed, who has been filming in Europe. --"He immediately ended their relationship on the phone." --Jessica, meanwhile, denies anything happened, and has been, quote, "begging Ed to take her back." (--Ed Westwick plays Chuck Bass on "Gossip Girl". Jessica Szohr plays Vanessa Abrams.)
IS JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT REBOUNDING WITH JENNY MCCARTHY'S EX-HUSBAND???
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT may be having rebound relations with JENNY MCCARTHY'S ex-husband. --So-called "sources" say actor (slash) director JOHN ASHER has been helping Jennifer get past her breakup with JAMIE KENNEDY. One friend says, quote, "They've been spending a lot of time together and are having fun." --Jennifer and Jamie broke up last month after about a year together. John was married to Jenny McCarthy from 1999 to 2005. He's the father of her 8-year-old son Evan, who has autism. --Meanwhile . . . As you may know, Jennifer Love Hewitt dedicated her book, "The Day I Shot Cupid", to Jamie Kennedy. And it ended up hitting book stores AFTER THEY BROKE UP. --But Jennifer would like you to know she had time to remove his name, and chose not to. Here's why . . . quote, "I meant the things that I said in the book and he really did teach me a lot and I'm very grateful to him for that. --"We're kind of opposites . . . I'm like this gushy romantic and he's sort of a realist, so he really taught me how to look at the reality of love, whereas maybe I had my head in the clouds before . . . He taught me a lot about men and what they think."
WILL MILEY CYRUS GET MARRIED WHEN SHE'S 18???
"OK!" magazine says that MILEY CYRUS is so serious about her boyfriend, LIAM HEMSWORTH, that she plans to marry him as soon as she turns 18 . . . which is on November 23rd. --A so-called "source" says, quote, "She's convinced she'll spend the rest of her life with him . . . She's even asked her mom if she can wear her wedding dress."
BRUCE JENNER HAS CONFIRMED THAT KIM KARDASHIAN AND REGGIE BUSH BROKE UP:
There have been conflicting reports as to whether or not KIM KARDASHIAN and REGGIE BUSH broke up. But Kim's stepdad, BRUCE JENNER, has confirmed it. --And he tells "Life & Style", quote, "I love Reggie, and I love Kim. Sometimes timing is just everything. --"To see your kids go out there and handle it so well, I'm proud of them. They're good, intelligent people. They know how to deal with this stuff." --Meanwhile . . . Bruce's son, BRODY JENNER, was spotted making out with the recently-divorced AVRIL LAVIGNE in a 1968 Dodge Charger the other day. (--There's a little twist to this story, if you care: E! Online says that Avril, Brody and Avril's ex-husband, DERYCK WHIBLEY, were all out on the town together in Hollywood on Wednesday night.) --Everybody seemed to be friends . . . although Deryck did leave by himself . . . while Avril and Brody left together.)
THERE WILL BE NO PUBLIC MEMORIAL FOR COREY HAIM . . . BECAUSE HIS MOTHER DOESN'T WANT ONE:
COREY FELDMAN had been planning to hold a public memorial for COREY HAIM in Los Angeles. But that's not happening anymore . . . because Haim's mom, Judy, doesn't want it to. --Feldman says, quote, "[It would be] too much for her to bear at this time . . . I must respect the wishes of his mother, and help her in any way I can through this difficult time. --"Ultimately that is what Corey would have wanted more than anything . . . to know that his mother is at peace as much as possible in his absence." --Feldman said he's going to have a private dinner with a small group of friends instead. (--As you may recall, Judy Haim is battling breast cancer.)
NANCY KERRIGAN'S BROTHER HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER:
NANCY KERRIGAN'S brother MARK was indicted yesterday on a MANSLAUGHTER charge related to the death of his father Daniel. --Daniel suffered a fatal heart attack on January 24th, following a physical altercation with Mark at their Massachusetts home. Mark had initially been charged with assault. --But yesterday, the attorney general said, quote, "This defendant should have known that the cruel acts that he committed against his elderly father, including grabbing him by the neck with enough force to cause a fracture, were highly likely to result in substantial harm and endanger his father's life. --"Compounding these tragic circumstances is the fact that we allege the altercation by the defendant began because he wasn't allowed to use the family telephone late that night." --The Kerrigan family isn't happy with the newly-upgraded charge. They're standing up for Mark, and saying Daniel's heart attack was unrelated to the fight. --Their attorney says, quote, "I'm disappointed. Manslaughter is a more serious charge than involuntary manslaughter. And it will definitely be harder to prove. --"They have to establish that he acted recklessly knowing that he acted knowing he could cause serious injury or death."
HUGH JACKMAN WILL PLAY A CHARACTER WITH TESTICLES UNDER HIS CHIN:
There's a movie in the works called "Untitled Comedy". It's one of those sketch-comedy movies, like "Kentucky Fried Movie" in the '70s, or "Amazon Women on the Moon" in the '80s. --It's a feature-length flick made up of numerous, unrelated comedy skits. --One of those skits stars HUGH JACKMAN as a man with a set of testicles UNDER HIS CHIN. (???) And no one seems to find anything strange about this except for KATE WINSLET. She plays a woman he goes out on a date with. (--"Untitled Comedy" is due out sometime this year. The cast also includes Gerard Butler, Naomi Watts, Justin Long, Sam Rockwell, Elizabeth Banks, Sean William Scott, Tony Shalhoub, Johnny Knoxville and Emma Stone.)
DEMI MOORE WILL PLAY MILEY CYRUS' MOM:
DEMI MOORE confirmed on Twitter that she'll play MILEY CYRUS' mom in a movie called "LOL". --It's a remake of a French movie of the same name . . . in which a teenager is dealing with her first heartbreak, plus her mom's recent divorce, at the same time. Filming begins in July.
OPRAH WINFREY IS COMING TO PRIMETIME . . . SORT OF:
OPRAH WINFREY'S new cable network, OWN . . . which debuts on January 1st . . . has unveiled some of the programming that's in development at the network. --The most intriguing part of the announcement is that Oprah will indeed be hosting a new talk show . . . but this time, it WON'T air in daytime. --Instead, she'll host a PRIMETIME show called "Oprah's Next Chapter". An exact timeslot has yet to be announced . . . but considering the bedtimes of her target audience, 8:00 P.M. wouldn't be a bad guess. --It'll be an hour-long show, which will air two or three times a week. --OWN describes it as, quote, "a whole new kind of Oprah show, [with] riveting conversations with the people we all want to hear from . . . in some very unexpected places . . . [including] the Taj Mahal to [Oprah's] beloved oak tree, the Great Wall to her own teahouse." --There's no premiere date yet, but it's expected to be LATE next year . . . after her syndicated show finally comes to an end on September 9th, 2011. --The rest of the programming on OWN is exactly what you'd expect from Oprah . . . inspirational and motivational, offered up with the occasional help of celebrities, who somehow come off sounding LIFETIMES wiser than us. --Oprah's buddy GAYLE KING will have her own talk show called "Gayle King Live!". The title is punctuated with an exclamation point, if that matters. --SHANIA TWAIN will host a show called "Why Not?" . . . in which she talks about all her problems, and how she's trying to overcome them. And as we've heard, there will be a behind-the-scenes show following the final season of Oprah's syndicated series. -Finally, there will be a series called "Your OWN Show: Oprah's Search for the Next TV Star". And that's exactly what it'll be: A reality competition-type show . . . in which Oprah will try to discover the next superstar talk show host.
THE OBAMAS WILL APPEAR ON "IDOL GIVES BACK":
On Wednesday, PRESIDENT OBAMA and his wife, MICHELLE, taped a video message for this year's "Idol Gives Back" charity special. The two-hour event will air on Wednesday, April 21st.
"JERSEY SHORE" HAS A PREMIERE DATE:
MTV has announced that "Jersey Shore's" second season will debut on July 29th. This season will have TWO settings. --A spokesperson for the network says, quote, "It's official, the 'Jersey Shore' cast began filming Season Two in Miami. Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season."
"THE BACHELOR" IS GETTING ANOTHER SPIN-OFF:
Some of us got our fill of "The Bachelor" in 2003 . . . but some people STILL haven't gotten enough. For those people, ABC has announced another "Bachelor" spin-off. --This one is called "Bachelor Pad", and it'll feature 20 "unforgettable" former "Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" contestants. There aren't many details yet . . . other than that they'll get a "second chance at romance." (--Yeah, because that'll totally happen. Hasn't anyone figured out yet that the motivation for 99% of these people to do these shows ISN'T to find love, but to BE ON TV??? That's why almost none of these "love connections" last.) --"Bachelor Pad" will premiere August 9th . . . after the next season of "The Bachelorette", with recent "Bachelor" reject Ali Fedotowsky. That one begins on May 24th.
DOES ABC HAVE AN EYEWITNESS WHO WILL DISPUTE NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN'S ALLEGATIONS AGAINST MARC CHERRY?
ABC reportedly has an EYEWITNESS who will dispute NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN'S claim that "Desperate Housewives" creator MARC CHERRY struck her in the face on the set a while back . . . after she questioned one of his decisions. --A "source" tells RadarOnline . . . which seems to have an endless parade of sources on this story . . . quote, "This is not Nicollette's word against Marc's. The witness is going to blow Nicollette's case out of the water." --So Nicollette just made this whole thing up? Well, not completely. The "source" says the eyewitness DID see . . . quote, "[Marc] lightly touching the top of her head as he was talking to her about how to act in a scene." --Supposedly, the eyewitness has signed an affidavit, and has agreed to testify if needed. (--On Monday, Nicollette filed a $20 MILLION lawsuit against Cherry . . . accusing him of assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination.)
MARTHA STEWART WILL PLAY HERSELF ON "THE SIMPSONS":
MARTHA STEWART will guest-star on a Christmas-themed episode of "The Simpsons", which is expected to air in December. She will be playing herself, and teaching Marge the true meaning of Christmas.
FRIDAY TV REMINDERS: (--Check local listings for times in your area.)
--"The Masters Golf Tournament" [2nd Round of Competition] . . . 4:00 to 7:30 P.M. Eastern on ESPN. (--The fourth and final round airs on Sunday.)
--"Friday Night Alright" [1st Season Finale] . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on VH1. (--Adam Lambert performs.)
SATURDAY TV REMINDERS:
--"The Masters Golf Tournament" [3rd Round] . . . 3:30 to 6:00 P.M. ET on CBS.
--"NASCAR '10: Phoenix 500" . . . 7:00 to 11:00 P.M. Eastern on Fox. (--Drivers are scheduled to complete 375 laps, which is an increase of 63 laps from previous years.)
--"Saturday Night Live" . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC. (--Tina Fey guest hosts and Justin Bieber is the musical guest.)
SUNDAY TV REMINDERS:
--"The Masters Golf Tournament" [Final Round] . . . 2:00 to 7:00 P.M. ET on CBS.
--"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. (--The WWE's Big Show, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella and R-Truth are this week's volunteers, along with NASCAR's Jeff Gordon.)
--"Family Guy" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on Fox. (--The Griffins think the Earth is going to be destroyed by a black hole. Anne Hathaway and Jason Mraz guest.)
--"Undercover Boss" [1st Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS.
--"Celebrity Apprentice" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. (--The teams create a deodorant commercial with former NBA studs Clyde Drexler and Scottie Pippen.)
--"What Chilli Wants" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on VH1. (--TLC's Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas works on her love life for your reality-viewing pleasure.)
MALCOLM MCLAREN IS DEAD:
Punk music pioneer MALCOLM MCLAREN died of cancer yesterday. He was 64. --McLaren is probably best known for being the manager of the SEX PISTOLS . . . which he's also credited with putting together. --In a statement, JOHNNY ROTTEN said, quote, "For me, Malc was always entertaining, and I hope you remember that. Above all else he was an entertainer and I will miss him, and so should you." --Malcolm also briefly managed the NEW YORK DOLLS, ADAM AND THE ANTS and he created BOW WOW WOW. --He also released his own albums . . . notably "Duck Rock" in 1983 and "Waltz Darling" in 1989.
KELIS HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT . . . AND YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO FOR THE FIRST SINGLE HERE:
KELIS has announced that her new album will come out on July 6th. It's called "Flesh Tone", and it'll be her first album in four years. (--Half of that time was spent pregnant . . . breaking up with NAS . . . and fighting him in court for a ridiculous amount of child and spousal support.) --Kelis recently debuted a video for the first single, a track called "Acapella". --She says, quote, "It's very 'last woman standing. It's like the end-of-the-world child type thing. It's got all these ethnic influences in it. --"There is a Native American element to it and an African element to it and an Asian element to it. It's really tribal and kind of surreal at the same time." (--Inspired by THREE continents, wow. That isn't something you see everyday. But hey, if all you know her for is "Milkshake", then you'll get to see a COMPLETELY different side of her with this video.) (--You can check it out at her website. Here's the link . . .) http://www.iamkelis.com/acapella/
NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF
IF HAIR GROWTH PRODUCTS AREN'T HELPING WITH YOUR BALDNESS . . . WHY NOT "BALDAZZLE" YOUR CHROME DOME?
According to a study in next month's "Consumer Reports", the most effective treatment for dealing with MALE PATTERN BALDNESS is Propecia. But only about 27% of Propecia users re-grow their hair. And Rogaine is almost completely ineffective. --But there's a bald guy named Philip Levine who runs a website called PhilSays.com, and he's all about coming up with fun ways to decorate his chrome dome. --His latest method is called "Baldazzling," and it's when you take gems and other stones and "bedazzle" them onto your head. (???) --If you've never heard of the BeDazzler, it's a dumb product that's advertised on late-night TV, which allows you to affix studs and rhinestones to your clothes. (Style List)
POTATO CHIPS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING TO EAT WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING:
According to a slightly random survey in the UK, 5% of all drivers admit they've crashed or nearly caused an accident after spilling food on themselves while driving. --With that in mind, here are the ten most dangerous foods to eat at the wheel:
#1.) Potato chips#2.) Chocolate bars#3.) Bottled drinks#4.) Canned drinks (???)#5.) Coffee or tea#6.) Sandwiches and wraps#7.) Fruit#8.) French fries#9.) Candy#10.) Burgers(SWNS News / Mirror)
A TEENAGER IN MAINE IS GOING TO EAT THE 1,800-POUND BULL THAT GORED HIM:
17-year-old Vinnie Huntington lives on his family's farm in Durham, Maine (--in the southern part of the state, about 25 miles north of Portland). --On Monday, Vinnie was trying to round up a 1,800-pound bull named Cinnamon that got out of his pen. But before he could, Cinnamon charged at Vinnie, gored him in the back, flipped him up in the air, and started stomping on him. --Vinnie was rescued by his mom and a neighbor, and was rushed to the hospital. He was treated for two dislocated shoulders, two puncture wounds, and other minor injuries. --Fortunately, his doctors expect a full recovery. But the news for Cinnamon wasn't so sweet . . .--Just after attacking Vinnie, Cinnamon was SHOT. And now, Vinnie's family is planning to make a MEAL of the bull . . . or several meals, actually. --But don't feel too bad for Cinnamon. Vinnie says, quote, "We were probably going to eat him eventually, but now that this has happened, he's already been cut up. I'm going to enjoy it, too." (WMTW News 8 - Portland)
ONE IN FIVE PEOPLE THINK THERE ARE ALIENS LIVING AMONG US:
According to a new international survey, ONE in FIVE people worldwide believes there are ALIENS living in our midst, and that they're disguised as humans. Or look at it this way . . . --There are more than a BILLION people on the planet who think some of us are from outer space. (???) (Yahoo News)
THE AVERAGE WOMAN SPENDS NEARLY THREE YEARS OF HER LIFE SHOPPING:
This survey took place in the UK, but I bet you the results wouldn't be any different here . . . --According to a new survey, the average woman spends more than 25,184 hours of her life SHOPPING for clothes, food and other essentials. --If you break that down, it means the average woman spends roughly TWO YEARS and TEN MONTHS of her life shopping. (Sun)
A PLAYER ON THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WORE A MISSPELLED JERSEY WEDNESDAY:
In case you failed spelling in elementary school, "San Francisco" is spelled S-A-N-F-R-A-N-C-I-S-C-O. --But on Wednesday night, a player for the San Francisco Giants named Eugenio Velez took the field wearing a jersey that misspelled it S-A-N-F-R-A-N-C-I-C-S-O. --Which I suppose would be pronounced "San Fran-sick-so." (???) (Yahoo Sports) (--And this isn't the first time this has happened. You may remember last season, when Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman of the Washington Nationals were seen wearing jerseys that said "Natinals" during a game.) (--Majestic Athletic, the company that provides the uniforms for all 30 Major League Baseball teams, was responsible for BOTH screw-ups.)
NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY
#1.) HERE'S A PARODY OF THE NEW TIGER WOODS NIKE AD WITH VOICEOVER BY BILL CLINTON:
A parody of the new TIGER WOODS Nike ad has voiceover from BILL CLINTON asking, "Did you learn anything? . . . Like deleting your text messages?" (--Search for "Tiger Woods Bill Clinton Nike." Here's the parody, and the Nike ad.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofxvxT3P1kshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NTRvlrP2NU
#2.) A GUY GOT HIS CAMPER STUCK IN A NARROW ALLEY:
A guy got his camper stuck in the end of a narrow alley. First he tried reverse to get it free, then he hit the gas and ripped the entire top off, while his beer-drinking friends laughed. (--Search for "camper stuck in narrow alley." He hits the gas at 1:18. WARNING: This video includes the F-word.)http://www.break.com/index/camper-stuck-in-narrow-alley.html
#3.) SOMEONE ORGANIZED A "ZOMBIE WALK" FOR CHARITY:
A bunch of people in Canada dressed up like zombies and walked through town asking for donations to fight animal cruelty. (--Search for "Moncton Canada zombie walk.")http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-428260?hpt=C2
A FEW THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE TO MEN:
An amazing rack will only get you so far with most guys. Okay, it'll get you REALLY far. But if you want to KEEP their attention, you'll have to play up some other qualities. According to the relationship geniuses at "Cosmo", here are four things that might work.
#1.) DON'T ACT IMPRESSED. In the beginning, you should never shower a guy with tons of attention, since it can make him feel pressured. --If you act like you're not easily impressed, it'll send the message that you're not pressuring him, and that you may even be slightly out of reach. And if he thinks you're out of reach, he'll work harder to win you over.
#2.) BE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR SKIN. It doesn't matter how sexy your outfit is . . . if you're not confident and comfortable with your own body, a guy can tell.
#3.) SHOW OFF YOUR PLAYFUL SIDE. Being playful shows that instead of getting all worked up, you're cool, you can have fun, and you can laugh at yourself. In the long run, guys do NOT want to deal with a head-case who turns everything into drama.
#4.) TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU REALLY LOVE. Don’t pretend to be someone you're not, or to be interested in things you could care less about. That's the WORST way to get somebody's attention, because they'll figure out pretty quickly that it's B.S. --Just be honest about what you like to do. Men like confidence and drama-free honesty. They're also looking for excitement and passion in a relationship, so they'll be more attracted to someone who's willing to try new things. (Cosmopolitan)
FRIDAY TV REMINDERS: (--Check local listings for times in your area.)
--"The Masters Golf Tournament" [2nd Round of Competition] . . . 4:00 to 7:30 P.M. Eastern on ESPN. (--The fourth and final round airs on Sunday.)
--"Friday Night Alright" [1st Season Finale] . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on VH1. (--Adam Lambert performs.)
SATURDAY TV REMINDERS:
--"The Masters Golf Tournament" [3rd Round] . . . 3:30 to 6:00 P.M. ET on CBS.
--"NASCAR '10: Phoenix 500" . . . 7:00 to 11:00 P.M. Eastern on Fox. (--Drivers are scheduled to complete 375 laps, which is an increase of 63 laps from previous years.)
--"Saturday Night Live" . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC. (--Tina Fey guest hosts and Justin Bieber is the musical guest.)
SUNDAY TV REMINDERS:
--"The Masters Golf Tournament" [Final Round] . . . 2:00 to 7:00 P.M. ET on CBS.
--"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. (--The WWE's Big Show, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella and R-Truth are this week's volunteers, along with NASCAR's Jeff Gordon.)
--"Family Guy" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on Fox. (--The Griffins think the Earth is going to be destroyed by a black hole. Anne Hathaway and Jason Mraz guest.)
--"Undercover Boss" [1st Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS.
--"Celebrity Apprentice" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. (--The teams create a deodorant commercial with former NBA studs Clyde Drexler and Scottie Pippen.)
--"What Chilli Wants" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on VH1. (--TLC's Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas works on her love life for your reality-viewing pleasure.)
MALCOLM MCLAREN IS DEAD:
Punk music pioneer MALCOLM MCLAREN died of cancer yesterday. He was 64. --McLaren is probably best known for being the manager of the SEX PISTOLS . . . which he's also credited with putting together. --In a statement, JOHNNY ROTTEN said, quote, "For me, Malc was always entertaining, and I hope you remember that. Above all else he was an entertainer and I will miss him, and so should you." --Malcolm also briefly managed the NEW YORK DOLLS, ADAM AND THE ANTS and he created BOW WOW WOW. --He also released his own albums . . . notably "Duck Rock" in 1983 and "Waltz Darling" in 1989.
KELIS HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT . . . AND YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO FOR THE FIRST SINGLE HERE:
KELIS has announced that her new album will come out on July 6th. It's called "Flesh Tone", and it'll be her first album in four years. (--Half of that time was spent pregnant . . . breaking up with NAS . . . and fighting him in court for a ridiculous amount of child and spousal support.) --Kelis recently debuted a video for the first single, a track called "Acapella". --She says, quote, "It's very 'last woman standing. It's like the end-of-the-world child type thing. It's got all these ethnic influences in it. --"There is a Native American element to it and an African element to it and an Asian element to it. It's really tribal and kind of surreal at the same time." (--Inspired by THREE continents, wow. That isn't something you see everyday. But hey, if all you know her for is "Milkshake", then you'll get to see a COMPLETELY different side of her with this video.) (--You can check it out at her website. Here's the link . . .) http://www.iamkelis.com/acapella/
NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF
IF HAIR GROWTH PRODUCTS AREN'T HELPING WITH YOUR BALDNESS . . . WHY NOT "BALDAZZLE" YOUR CHROME DOME?
According to a study in next month's "Consumer Reports", the most effective treatment for dealing with MALE PATTERN BALDNESS is Propecia. But only about 27% of Propecia users re-grow their hair. And Rogaine is almost completely ineffective. --But there's a bald guy named Philip Levine who runs a website called PhilSays.com, and he's all about coming up with fun ways to decorate his chrome dome. --His latest method is called "Baldazzling," and it's when you take gems and other stones and "bedazzle" them onto your head. (???) --If you've never heard of the BeDazzler, it's a dumb product that's advertised on late-night TV, which allows you to affix studs and rhinestones to your clothes. (Style List)
POTATO CHIPS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING TO EAT WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING:
According to a slightly random survey in the UK, 5% of all drivers admit they've crashed or nearly caused an accident after spilling food on themselves while driving. --With that in mind, here are the ten most dangerous foods to eat at the wheel:
#1.) Potato chips#2.) Chocolate bars#3.) Bottled drinks#4.) Canned drinks (???)#5.) Coffee or tea#6.) Sandwiches and wraps#7.) Fruit#8.) French fries#9.) Candy#10.) Burgers(SWNS News / Mirror)
A TEENAGER IN MAINE IS GOING TO EAT THE 1,800-POUND BULL THAT GORED HIM:
17-year-old Vinnie Huntington lives on his family's farm in Durham, Maine (--in the southern part of the state, about 25 miles north of Portland). --On Monday, Vinnie was trying to round up a 1,800-pound bull named Cinnamon that got out of his pen. But before he could, Cinnamon charged at Vinnie, gored him in the back, flipped him up in the air, and started stomping on him. --Vinnie was rescued by his mom and a neighbor, and was rushed to the hospital. He was treated for two dislocated shoulders, two puncture wounds, and other minor injuries. --Fortunately, his doctors expect a full recovery. But the news for Cinnamon wasn't so sweet . . .--Just after attacking Vinnie, Cinnamon was SHOT. And now, Vinnie's family is planning to make a MEAL of the bull . . . or several meals, actually. --But don't feel too bad for Cinnamon. Vinnie says, quote, "We were probably going to eat him eventually, but now that this has happened, he's already been cut up. I'm going to enjoy it, too." (WMTW News 8 - Portland)
ONE IN FIVE PEOPLE THINK THERE ARE ALIENS LIVING AMONG US:
According to a new international survey, ONE in FIVE people worldwide believes there are ALIENS living in our midst, and that they're disguised as humans. Or look at it this way . . . --There are more than a BILLION people on the planet who think some of us are from outer space. (???) (Yahoo News)
THE AVERAGE WOMAN SPENDS NEARLY THREE YEARS OF HER LIFE SHOPPING:
This survey took place in the UK, but I bet you the results wouldn't be any different here . . . --According to a new survey, the average woman spends more than 25,184 hours of her life SHOPPING for clothes, food and other essentials. --If you break that down, it means the average woman spends roughly TWO YEARS and TEN MONTHS of her life shopping. (Sun)
A PLAYER ON THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WORE A MISSPELLED JERSEY WEDNESDAY:
In case you failed spelling in elementary school, "San Francisco" is spelled S-A-N-F-R-A-N-C-I-S-C-O. --But on Wednesday night, a player for the San Francisco Giants named Eugenio Velez took the field wearing a jersey that misspelled it S-A-N-F-R-A-N-C-I-C-S-O. --Which I suppose would be pronounced "San Fran-sick-so." (???) (Yahoo Sports) (--And this isn't the first time this has happened. You may remember last season, when Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman of the Washington Nationals were seen wearing jerseys that said "Natinals" during a game.) (--Majestic Athletic, the company that provides the uniforms for all 30 Major League Baseball teams, was responsible for BOTH screw-ups.)
NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY
#1.) HERE'S A PARODY OF THE NEW TIGER WOODS NIKE AD WITH VOICEOVER BY BILL CLINTON:
A parody of the new TIGER WOODS Nike ad has voiceover from BILL CLINTON asking, "Did you learn anything? . . . Like deleting your text messages?" (--Search for "Tiger Woods Bill Clinton Nike." Here's the parody, and the Nike ad.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofxvxT3P1kshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NTRvlrP2NU
#2.) A GUY GOT HIS CAMPER STUCK IN A NARROW ALLEY:
A guy got his camper stuck in the end of a narrow alley. First he tried reverse to get it free, then he hit the gas and ripped the entire top off, while his beer-drinking friends laughed. (--Search for "camper stuck in narrow alley." He hits the gas at 1:18. WARNING: This video includes the F-word.)http://www.break.com/index/camper-stuck-in-narrow-alley.html
#3.) SOMEONE ORGANIZED A "ZOMBIE WALK" FOR CHARITY:
A bunch of people in Canada dressed up like zombies and walked through town asking for donations to fight animal cruelty. (--Search for "Moncton Canada zombie walk.")http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-428260?hpt=C2
A FEW THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE TO MEN:
An amazing rack will only get you so far with most guys. Okay, it'll get you REALLY far. But if you want to KEEP their attention, you'll have to play up some other qualities. According to the relationship geniuses at "Cosmo", here are four things that might work.
#1.) DON'T ACT IMPRESSED. In the beginning, you should never shower a guy with tons of attention, since it can make him feel pressured. --If you act like you're not easily impressed, it'll send the message that you're not pressuring him, and that you may even be slightly out of reach. And if he thinks you're out of reach, he'll work harder to win you over.
#2.) BE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR SKIN. It doesn't matter how sexy your outfit is . . . if you're not confident and comfortable with your own body, a guy can tell.
#3.) SHOW OFF YOUR PLAYFUL SIDE. Being playful shows that instead of getting all worked up, you're cool, you can have fun, and you can laugh at yourself. In the long run, guys do NOT want to deal with a head-case who turns everything into drama.
#4.) TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU REALLY LOVE. Don’t pretend to be someone you're not, or to be interested in things you could care less about. That's the WORST way to get somebody's attention, because they'll figure out pretty quickly that it's B.S. --Just be honest about what you like to do. Men like confidence and drama-free honesty. They're also looking for excitement and passion in a relationship, so they'll be more attracted to someone who's willing to try new things. (Cosmopolitan)
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