MEATBALL CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

A BURGLAR TRIED TO BREAK INTO A HOUSE . . . BUT GOT STUCK, HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE WINDOW FRAME:

I LOVE dumb criminals. And so, in honor of truly KNUCKLEHEAD criminals everywhere . . . we've named THIS guy our MEATBALL CRIMINAL of the Day. --Recently, a 32-year-old British man made the bonehead decision that he was going to try and break into a house and rob it . . . in the middle of the day. So he smashed out a front window and started to climb inside the house. But somehow, he managed to get his foot caught in the window frame . . . and he was left hanging UPSIDE DOWN in the window for over an hour.

--A crowd of neighbors gathered around to make fun of the would be cat-bugler for being an idiot . . . and eventually, the police showed up and arrested him. --The would be crook has been charged with burglary with intent to steal. He'll be sentenced on September 5th. (Daily Mail)