NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

A GUY CHECKED FACEBOOK WHILE ROBBING A HOUSE . . . AND LEFT HIS PAGE OPEN ON THE VICTIM'S COMPUTER:

And now it's time to recognize our Meatball Criminal of the Day.

Three weeks ago, an unidentified woman called the cops near Martinsburg, West Virginia. Someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window . . . opened cabinets in her garage . . . and stole two diamond rings from her dresser.

Most importantly, in the same room as the dresser was a computer, which the thief had actually used to CHECK HIS FACEBOOK PAGE. And when the victim looked over her computer to make sure everything was alright . . . HIS ACCOUNT WAS STILL OPEN.

Since he forgot to log out, it was pretty easy for cops to track down 19 year-old Jonathan G. Parker of Fort Loudoun, Pennsylvania, who happened to be staying nearby.

They arrested him for stealing the diamond rings, and charged him with one count of felony daytime burglary. As of this week, Jonathan remains in custody on $10,000 bail. If convicted, he faces one to 10 years in prison. (The West Virginia Journal)

(--And that's why we salute YOU, 19-year-old Jonathan G. Parker, of Fort Loudoun, Pennsylvania, as our MEATBALL CRIMINAL OF THE DAY! For your addiction to both theft AND Facebook.)

A GUY SHAVED HIS DAUGHTER'S HEAD BECAUSE SHE SHOPLIFTED FROM WAL-MART:

Now it's time to recognize our Meatball Father of the Week. I'll leave it up to YOU to decide whether he's a model of disciplinary tactics sorely missing in today's parenting . . . or a total psycho.

Jose Ajpacaja-Ajiataz is a 34-year-old dad from Riverview, Florida. He was arrested Wednesday night on charges of mental and physical child abuse. Not cool. Here's what happened.

Last Friday, Jose says he got mad when he learned that his daughter had shoplifted some jewelry from Wal-Mart . . . and used a Game Boy without permission.

According to Jose's arrest report, he decided to punish his daughter by beating her with a belt. But apparently that wasn't enough, because the next day Jose took it to another level . . . and SHAVED HER HEAD.

Now, Jose ADMITS he shaved his daughter's head, but he denies that he hit her. It could be that Jose's daughter was so mad that he shaved her little shoplifting head, that she ratted him out on the beating part. Or maybe Jose did both. It's a he-said she-said thing. (ABC)

(And here's his mugshot . . .)

THE NEW "GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS" IS OUT . . . AND THE "TALLEST TEEN" IS A 13-YEAR-OLD FROM WASHINGTON WHO'S OVER 7 FEET:

The 2010 edition of the "Guinness Book of World Records" was released yesterday. It's got 4,000 records . . . about 10% of the records that make up the Guinness database.

Maybe you're excited to check out the 281-pound ball of plastic wrap . . . or the 2,500 people who broke the record for number of people in one place dressed as Smurfs. The current record for "World's Tallest Teen" goes to Brenden Adams, of Ellensburg, Washington.

You might have seen him on "Oprah", he's been a guest a couple times. He's only 13 years old, and he's already 7-feet-4.6-inches tall. (--By comparison, the world's tallest man is an 8-foot-1-inch Turkish dude named Sultan Kosen.)

Although HE only has the record because Guinness stripped it from a Ukrainian guy named Leonid Stadnyk, who refused to be measured. Supposedly that guy is 8-feet-5.5 inches.

Brendan's so tall because his 12th chromosome split in half. (???) And no . . . he doesn't play basketball. (CNN / Associated Press)