NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

TWO MORONIC BURGLARS TRIED TO CONCEAL THEIR IDENTITIES BY DRAWING ON THEIR FACES WITH PERMANENT MARKER:

Now it's time to recognize our Meatball Criminals of the Day . . . 20-year-old Joey Miller and 23-year-old Matthew McNelly of Carroll, Iowa. Last Friday, Joey and Matthew decided they were going to break into an apartment and rob it. But they didn't want anyone to recognize them.

So these knuckleheads came up with the "genius" idea to conceal their identities by drawing all over their faces with permanent marker. --But not only did they fail to break into the apartment, someone saw them as they were driving off and called the cops.

A few minutes later, the police pulled Joey and Matthew over and arrested them. --These clowns were each charged with second-degree attempted burglary, and Matthew was also charged with driving while intoxicated.

If they're convicted, Joey could get up to five years in prison, and $7,500 in fines. And Matthew's looking at six years in prison, and $7,500 in fines. (Daily Herald Times) (--Take a look at these knuckleheads with permanent marker all over their faces, here . . .)

INTRODUCING MEAT HANDS . . . THE BEST HALLOWEEN-THEMED MEAL EVER:

Saturday is Halloween, and we were thinking that before you take the kids out trick-or-treating, you might want to feed them a delicious, Halloween-themed meal. Well, we've got one for you . . .

It's called Meat Hands. And as gruesome as the name makes it sound, it's really just meatloaf that's been shaped to look like a severed hand . . . complete with onion slices for the wrist bone and fingernails.

(--Check out some photos of this deliciousness, including recipes for three different versions of Meat Hands, here . . .)http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2009/10/27/meat-hand/(Not Martha)


36% OF YOUNG PEOPLE TWEET, TEXT OR CHECK FACEBOOK AS SOON AS THEY'RE DONE HAVING SEX:

It used to be that as soon as you were finished making "woopie" with someone, you'd have a cigarette. But times have changed.

Now, according to a new study, 36% of people under the age of 35 say that as soon as they're done having sex, they either Tweet, send a text message, or check their Facebook.

In other words, social networking is the new after-sex smoke. (Sundance Channel)


DO YOU PREFER A PRETTY FACE, OR A SMOKING-HOT BODY?

Now it's time for our Question of the Day . . . --If you were picking someone to go on a date with, and you HAD to base your decision on either a picture of just their FACE, or one of just their BODY . . . which would you choose?

Well, researchers at the University of Texas posed that exact question to 375 college students as part of a recent study on attraction. --What they found is that women always prefer to see the guy's face, regardless of whether it's for a short-term or long-term relationship.

And THREE in FOUR guys also prefer to see the woman's face, so long as it's for a long-term relationship. --But if it's for a short-term relationship, like a one-night stand, HALF the guys want to see her body. (Scientific American)