Friday, October 8, 2010

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (10-08-10)

DID BRETT FAVRE LEAVE VOICEMAILS WITH A SEXY REPORTER?

A website called Deadspin has posted voicemails that BRETT FAVRE supposedly left with a hot sideline reporter named Jenn Sterger. It was back when Favre was with the New York Jets. --If the voicemails are legit, it sounds like he desperately wanted to hook up with her. Or, someone who does a decent Brett Favre imitation wanted to hook up with her. And stranger things have happened. --Anyway, the site ALSO posted photos this 'Brett' allegedly sent her . . . and they prominently feature some mystery man's junk. --From the photos . . . how do we put this . . . it just doesn't look like the body of an NFL quarterback. So we think they're BOGUS, which means the voicemails probably are too. But it's the post-Tiger era, so you never know. (--You can check out the voicemails and the photos at the link below.) (--***WARNING***: The video ends with photos of NAKED MANHOOD.)
http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger


JULIETTE LEWIS WAS BRIEFLY HOSPITALIZED AFTER A HIT-AND-RUN ACCIDENT:

JULIETTE LEWIS was briefly hospitalized on Wednesday after her chauffeur-driven Lincoln Town Car was struck by a hit-and-run driver in Burbank. --Her rep says, quote, "The sedan Juliette was traveling in was completely totaled. Ms. Lewis . . . is a bit banged up and sore but otherwise thankfully okay. She is now resting at home." --Police say Juliette suffered pain to her back, her neck and the back of her head. She also had bruises on her arm. --The other vehicle was found abandoned a few blocks from the scene of the accident, but police haven't located the driver yet.


TONI BRAXTON IS BANKRUPT . . . AGAIN:

TONI BRAXTON has filed for bankruptcy for the SECOND time. (--The first was back in 1998. --Toni doesn't know exactly how much debt she's in . . . but she estimates that it's anywhere from $10 million to $50 million. (!!!) Meanwhile, she's only worth between $1 million and $10 million. --Toni's creditors include Wells Fargo, the IRS, American Express, AT&T, Tiffany & Company, DirecTV and Orkin Pest Control. --Not to mention the parking violations board of the City of Los Angeles, as well as the DMVs of both California and Nevada. And that' just the tip of the iceberg. --She's also in the hole to the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, and that's where her latest round of financial troubles may have begun. --Toni started doing a show five nights a week at the Flamingo back in 2006. And a source says she took out an insurance policy with Lloyd's of London. --Toni eventually had to pull the plug on the show because of heart problems. And Lloyd's refused to pay up, because they said her health issue was a PRE-EXISTING CONDITION. --So Toni had to eat a HUGE loss . . . and it all just snowballed from there. --Earlier this year, the IRS hit Toni with a $400,000 tax lien.


KATHERINE HEIGL ADMITS SHE HAS AN "IMAGE PROBLEM":

KATHERINE HEIGL is one of those women who comes off as fiercely opinionated and outspoken. There's a word that sums it up nicely, but I won't say it here. I'll just say that it starts with a "B". --But Katherine is aware that she gives off that vibe. And she's trying to change it. --She says, quote, "It's something I've spent a lot of time in the last year or so really thinking about or really trying to figure out, because, obviously, my career is important to me, and I'm really passionate about trying to keep it. --"I don't want to be the person digging my own grave or put myself out there in any way that would sort of hinder this great thing I've got going. --"I've spent a lot of time trying to figure out where I kind of went off track and how and why and what I can do in the future to avoid that." --Katherine thinks it's her TONE as much as the things she says that have caused this, quote, "image problem." --She says, quote, "That's the most important thing I've learned as I get older . . . I can let go of the tone. I'll say what I gotta say and be honest, but maybe not so edgy."


LARRY WILCOX FROM "CHIPS" HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH SECURITIES FRAUD:

LARRY WILCOX . . . who played Officer Jon Baker on "CHiPs" back in the day . . . has been charged with SECURITIES FRAUD. --The Securities and Exchange Commission says he and several others were engaged in, quote, "various illicit kickback schemes" meant to "illegally generate stock sales." --Wilcox and his fellow defendants were rounded up in a sting operation by the SEC, the FBI and the U.S. attorney for southern Florida.


RUSSELL BRAND WILL NOT BE CHARGED FOR ATTACKING A PHOTOGRAPHER:

RUSSELL BRAND will NOT be charged for going after a paparazzi scumbag who ALLEGEDLY tried to get an upskirt photo of KATY PERRY at Los Angeles International Airport last month. --Both Russell and the photographer do have to attend a hearing on November 19th. E! Online says the purpose of that hearing is so the judge can, quote, "lecture them on the letter of the law and officially inform them that they're in the clear."


NICK HOGAN IS OKAY WITH HIS MOM DATING A GUY HIS AGE:

When NICK HOGAN first heard that his mom was dating a guy he went to high school with, it didn't sit well with him. --In an interview that aired last night on ABC's "Nightline", Nick said, quote, "It was weird just because, to hear his name, Charlie Hill, I was used to hearing it around my school. When I heard it associated with my mom and dating, it was like, 'God, that just sounds weird!'" --But he's actually cool with it now. He says, quote, "Charlie is an excellent guy. He treats my mom with the most respect in the world." (--Linda Hogan is 51. Charlie is 21. Nick is 20.) --Nick also talked about the 2007 drag-racing accident that left his best friend, John Graziano, severely brain damaged and unable to care for himself. And his message seemed to be about how hard this has been on HIM. (???) --He said, quote, "It's hard to move on every day and be positive when there's something that's so horribly devastating. --"It's just something that I pray to God every day for the strength to deal with cause it's hard. There are days where I can't even get out of bed." --He added, quote, "John's my brother, we practically lived together and I just remember finding out about how bad everything was.--"It's still hard for me to think about it. I pray every day that I will be able to deal with it. It's still at this point it's too much to think about. It's something that I carry with me every day." --He also said he's not allowed to see John . . . quote, "I've reached out and tried but at this point I'm not allowed to visit John." (--Here's video from poor Nick's interview . . .)
http://www.etonline.com/news/101572_Hulk_Hogan_s_Son_Gives_First_Post_Prison_Interview/index.html
--After seeing this interview, John's family called BULLCRAP on Nick. They issued the following statement . . . quote, "Nick has done nothing to show his remorse. We haven't heard a word from him. --"We specifically told his lawyer to write a letter explaining his remorse and we would consider [allowing him to see John] . . . We don't believe a word of what he says about being remorseful."


STEPHEN KING IS AMERICA'S FAVORITE AUTHOR:

According to a new poll, STEPHEN KING is America's favorite author. Here's the Top 10 . . .

#1.) STEPHEN KING

#2.) JAMES PATTERSON

#3.) JOHN GRISHAM

#4.) NORA ROBERTS

#5.) TOM CLANCY

#6.) DEAN KOONTZ

#7.) DANIELLE STEEL

#8.) DAN BROWN

#9.) (tie) J.K. ROWLING and J.R.R. TOLKIEN

(--You may have noticed that "Twilight" author STEPHENIE MEYER isn't on this list. It probably has something to do with the fact that they only polled ADULTS 18 and over.)
OKSANA GRIGORIEVA THINKS MEL GIBSON NEEDS PSYCHIATRIC HELP:

In a new excerpt from her interview with this week's "People" magazine, OKSANA GRIGORIEVA says that MEL GIBSON needs psychiatric help. --She says, quote, "I want him to be treated, evaluated . . . he just needs to take responsibility." --Although most of us don't have degrees in psychology, I think we can all agree that Mel has a pretty serious RAGE ISSUE. Oksana agrees. --She describes what happened to Mel on January 6th . . . the day he allegedly assaulted her . . . quote, "It's like something comes over him . . . his pupils dilated, and he's screaming so loudly. --"Ugly face, like not even his face. It's evil. Just evil." --She added that Mel can be, quote, "set off by anything."


NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

THIS WEEK YOUR OPTIONS ARE "SECRETARIAT", KATHERINE HEIGL, AND THE LATEST FROM WES CRAVEN:

#1.) "Secretariat" (PG)
Diane Lane plays an inexperienced housewife who takes over her father's stables, and produces Secretariat . . . one of the greatest racehorses of all time. John Malkovich is the guy she coaxes out of retirement to be her trainer.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCW_6hGNv-A

Official Site: http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/secretariat/


#2.) "Life as We Know It" (PG-13)

A romantic comedy starring Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel as the godparents of a little girl, even though they can't stand each other. But after their goddaughter is orphaned, they move in together for her sake and eventually fall in love.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPUqixtXs8M

Official Site: http://lifeasweknowitmovie.warnerbros.com/


#3.) "My Soul to Take" (R)

A serial killer vows to kill seven kids who were born the night he died. And when people start dying 16 years later, the survivors think one of them is the reincarnated killer. It's written and directed by "Nightmare on Elm Street" genius Wes Craven.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it_wM9jnz5Q

Official Site: http://www.iamrogue.com/mysoultotake


MARK ZUCKERBERG TOOK FACEBOOK STAFFERS TO SEE "THE SOCIAL NETWORK":

Facebook founder MARK ZUCKERBERG had said that he didn't want to see "The Social Network". He wasn't too happy that it was even made in the first place, and he's described it as "fiction". --But apparently he had a change of heart. Because according to "Us Weekly", he took his entire Facebook staff to see it last Friday. --A company rep says, quote, "To celebrate a period of intense activity at Facebook, we decided to go to the movies. We thought this particular movie might be amusing."


BEN AND CASEY AFFLECK ARE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT TWO NEW YORK YANKEES WHO TRADED WIVES:

BEN and CASEY AFFLECK may be diehard Boston Red Sox fans, but they're writing a script about the New York Yankees. It's called "The Trade", and it's about two Yankee players who TRADED WIVES.--And this is NOT fiction. It really happened. Back in 1973, Yankee teammates Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich arrived at spring training and announced that they had swapped wives . . . permanently.
(--For the record, the trade worked out better for Peterson. He married Kekich's ex-wife. But Kekich and Peterson's ex-wife broke up not long after the swap.)


"TWILIGHT" CASTING NEWS: THE DAUGHTER OF EDWARD AND BELLA HAS BEEN CAST:

A 9-year-old actress by the name of MACKENZIE FOY will play the daughter of Edward and Bella in "Twilight: Breaking Dawn". --This girl hasn't been in the business long. Her only other credits are for guest appearances on the drama "Flash Forward" and the sitcom "'Til Death". She's also done commercials for Burger King and Pantene. --Edward and Bella's daughter is named Renesmee. That's a mash-up of the names of Bella's mother, Renee, and Edward's adoptive mother, Esme. --In the "Twilight" books, the character reaches physical maturity after seven years, at which time she has the appearance of a 17-year-old. --Special effects similar to those used on Brad Pitt in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" will be employed to age young Mackenzie. --"Breaking Dawn" has been broken up into TWO movies. The first hits theaters in November of 2011, and the second follows in November of 2012.


ROBERT DOWNEY JR. WILL MAKE A MOVIE THAT STEVE MCQUEEN TRIED TO MAKE IN THE 1960s:

ROBERT DOWNEY JR.'S production company is going to make a movie called "Yucatan". Actor STEVE MCQUEEN actually came up with the concept for this movie in the 1960s . . . but for whatever reason, it never got made. --It's an action movie about a, quote, "renegade treasure hunter." Downey is expected to play the lead role, but that hasn't been announced yet. --Steve McQueen died of a heart attack in 1980, just one day after he'd undergone a radical, "alternative" surgery in Mexico that he hoped would cure his terminal cancer. He was 50 years old.


WILL MIKE MYERS DO THE VOICE FOR A PEPE LE PEW MOVIE???

"New York Magazine" says that MIKE MYERS will provide the lead voice for a movie based on the classic Looney Tunes character Pepe Le Pew. That's the horny skunk with the French accent who's always hitting on a cat he mistakes for a female skunk. --The movie will be live-action, but Pepe and the cat will be computer-animated.


"DORA THE EXPLORER" VOICE ACTRESS CAITLIN SANCHEZ IS SUING NICKELODEON FOR ALLEGEDLY RIPPING HER OFF:

14-year-old CAITLIN SANCHEZ has been the voice of "Dora the Explorer" since 2007. And she claims that Nickelodeon has been RIPPING HER OFF this entire time. --Caitlin replaced the original actress, Kathleen Herles, whose voice had matured too much for her to continue playing the part. Now, Caitlin is being dropped for the same reason, but she isn't going quietly. (--It's unclear if Nickelodeon has cast her replacement yet.) --On Wednesday, Caitlin and her parents filed a lawsuit claiming that Nickelodeon pressured her into signing a complicated contract that cheated her out of, quote, "millions, [or] perhaps tens of millions" of dollars. --They're arguing that they had less than a half-hour to sign a 14-page contract . . . without a lawyer present . . . or she would lose the part. --The financial details are vague . . . but it sounds like she was paid a flat fee per episode, but didn't get a fair cut of residuals and merchandising profits, as she was promised. --The suit also claims that Caitlin was forced to perform all kinds of promotion for the show, on a, quote, "meager travel stipend of $40 a day." --It's unclear what she's asking for in damages. --Nickelodeon has issued this statement: "The claims being made are baseless. Unfortunately, Caitlin's voice changed and she was no longer able to portray the Dora character, as happened with the actress who originated the role. --"Caitlin's contract was extensively negotiated through her agent and in compliance with her union. She was well-compensated for her work and for personal appearances. --"We have enjoyed working with Caitlin on 'Dora the Explorer' these past three years, and we did in fact offer her a contract for other work with us." (--Caitlin's lawyer said she COULD end up taking that offer, if this money issue can be resolved.)


THE *REAL* REASON CONAN O'BRIEN AND MAX WEINBERG SPLIT:

As it turns out, we were right . . . there was NO drama whatsoever between CONAN O'BRIEN and his former bandleader, MAX WEINBERG. --Max revealed the REAL story in an interview with FanCast.com. --He said that he's had a heart condition for over two decades that was getting progressively worse. Two years ago, it became LIFE-THREATENING, so two weeks after NBC shut down Conan's "Tonight Show", he took care of it. --Max explained, quote, "On February 8th, I came to the end of a 26-year watchful, waiting odyssey that culminated in 12 hours of massively invasive open heart surgery." It was a heart valve replacement, in which his heart needed to be stopped. --He said that it was a "life-changing experience emotionally and spiritually" . . . and that's when he decided that he wanted to stay with his family on the East Coast. (--Conan's new TBS show, like his "Tonight Show", is based in L.A.) --Max added that he'll "absolutely" be watching the new "Conan" show. (--So there you go. That's why Max wasn't onboard for Conan's comedy tour this spring, and why he's opted out of joining his new show. Case closed.)


WILMER VALDERRAMA HAS ANOTHER SITCOM IN DEVELOPMENT:

WILMER VALDERRAMA . . . who played Fez on "That '70s Show" . . . has a new sitcom in development at ABC. (--There's no title or ballpark premiere date yet.) --All we know about it is that it's a, quote, "live-action comedy with a musical component" that was created by a couple of producers from "American Dad".


RYAN SEACREST IS IN TALKS TO CREATE HIS OWN CABLE NETWORK:

The "Hollywood Reporter" is reporting that RYAN SEACREST is in, quote, "early talks" to launch his own cable network. For now, all we know is that the plan is to make the channel "music, pop culture and lifestyle-oriented." --Ryan would have some kind of "on-air presence" . . . but he'd mostly serve as a producer behind-the-scenes. And if it does end up happening, it shouldn't interfere with his work on E!. (--Or, of course, his gig on "American Idol".) --It's unclear if Ryan is trying to get a brand new network cleared for distribution, or if he'll go the OPRAH WINFREY route, and re-brand an existing, struggling channel. (--Oprah's OWN network is replacing Discovery Health. It'll launch in January.)


ELISABETH HASSELBECK IS COMING TO "GOOD MORNING AMERICA":

ELISABETH HASSELBECK is joining "Good Morning America" as a contributor. She'll provide reports on family and parenting topics. She'll make her debut on Monday, with a story on how to handle kids that want tattoos. --This will not affect Elisabeth's gig on "The View".


FRIDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"Sesame Street" . . . 7:00 to 8:00 A.M. on PBS. (--Former NFL Heisman Trophy recipient Reggie Bush guest stars.)

--"Smallville" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW. (--"V" minx Laura Vandervoort returns as Supergirl when the world begins to turn against heroes.)

--"Dog Whisperer" [7th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on National Geographic. (--Cesar helps "America's Got Talent" judge Howie Mandel get along with his wife's Chihuahua Lola.)

--"Swamp Loggers" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Discovery Channel.

--"Haven" [1st Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Syfy.

--"Gigantic" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Teen Nick. (--A sitcom about the kids of Hollywood celebrities. The cast includes Malcolm David Kelley, who played Michael's son Walt on "Lost".)

--"Friday Night Alright" . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on VH1. (--Train performs unplugged.)

SATURDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"After the Fall" . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Hallmark Movie Channel. (--"Desperate Housewives" minx Andrea Bowen stars as a competitive equestrian who suffers a paralyzing accident and must rebuild her life with co-stars Greg Evigan and "Hellcats" minx Gail O'Grady.)

-"Monsterwolf" . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Syfy. (--A Native American spirit wolf is unleashed upon an unscrupulous oil company. The cast includes Jason London.)

(--It was Jason's twin brother, Jeremy London, who was involved in that bizarre kidnapping incident earlier this year . . . which included him being tweaked out and trying to claw his way up a huge tree.)

--"Auctioneer$" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on TLC. (--Behind the scenes at one of America's busiest auction houses in Phoenix.)

--"Saturday Night Live" . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC. (--"Glee's" Jane Lynch guest hosts and Bruno Mars is the musical guest.)

SUNDAY TV REMINDERS:

--"Biography" . . . 7:00 A.M. to 9:00 A.M. on A&E. (--David Bowie and Freddie Mercury are profiled.)

--"Sunday Night Football" . . . 8:15 to 11:15 P.M. Eastern on NBC. (--The San Francisco 49ers host the Philadelphia Eagles at Candlestick Park.)

--"The Simpsons" . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on Fox. (--Lisa coaches Bart's Little League team to improve her extracurricular-activities for her college resume. Angels manager Mike Scioscia has a voice cameo.)

--"The Cleveland Show" . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox. (--Ed Asner and director David Lynch guest when Cleveland decides to lift his spirits by taking the family on a trip to Africa . . . only to end up in Hawaii.)

--"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Cedric the Entertainer, Paul Rodriguez, Tommy Davidson, Ralphie May and model Brooklyn Decker lend Ty and his team a hand building a Houston family's home.)

--"Amazing Race 17" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS. (--The race continues with its first ever visit to Ghana.)

--"Desperate Housewives" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Vanessa Williams goes clubbing with Bree and steals Brian Austin Green from her. And Susan gets upset when the competition steals some of her naughty stripper moves.)

--"Undercover Boss" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS. (--DirecTV CEO Michael White works undercover in his company and discovers that employees are using their own money to purchase a vital piece of work equipment.)

--"The Spin Crowd" [1st Season Finale] . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on E!


IT'S ON!!! BETWEEN SOLANGE KNOWLES AND KATY PERRY:

BEYONCÉ'S sister SOLANGE KNOWLES exploded on KATY PERRY in a series of Twitter posts earlier this week. --Solange blew up after catching her five-year-old son Daniel Julez watching Katy's sexy "California Gurls" video, which she compares to, quote, "kiddie porn." --She Tweeted, quote, "But seriously. I don't like the fact that Julez thinks he gotta sneak [and watch] 'California Gurls' on YouTube. Katy Perry is polluting the chirrens”--"It is like kiddie porn though. All them damn colors, candy and (crap) . . . and then daisy dukes, breast shooting cream."
(--If you still haven't seen the "California Gurls" video, here it is . . .)
http://www.mtv.com/videos/katy-perry/527631/california-gurls.jhtml
--Naturally, Solange then turned her attention to Katy's controversial, cleavage-y "Sesame Street" appearance. (--Which went viral on YouTube, but won't end up airing on PBS.) --She Tweeted, quote, "And then Elmo and (rhymes with BITS)!? [That] sounds like a personal problem." (--Katy hasn't responded.)


OZZY OSBOURNE IS UPSET THAT THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH USED ONE OF HIS SONGS IN AN ANTI-GAY PROTEST:

Perhaps you're familiar with the ALWAYS classy Westboro Baptist Church. It's the Kansas-based church that enjoys getting publicity by taking "God Hates (Gays)" signs to soldiers' funerals . . . regardless of their sexual orientation. (--It's an extremely perverted way to spread a hateful message.) --In fact, the family of one of those dead soldiers SUED the church for emotional distress, after they made a circus out of their son's funeral . . . and the case made it to the Supreme Court. --And earlier this week, on the steps of the Supreme Court, the church held an anti-gay protest, during which they sang their own version of OZZY OSBOURNE'S song, "Crazy Train". (???)

--They said, quote, "Cryin' 'bout your feelings / For your sin, no shame / You're goin' straight to hell on your crazy train." (--You can hear them singing it in the video below. For your peace of mind, you might want to just skip to the 3:20 mark.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0meqcKTAcMU
--Well, Ozzy was NOT happy to hear about that. --He issued a statement saying, quote, "I am sickened and disgusted by the use of 'Crazy Train' to promote messages of hate and evil by a 'church.'"


LEE DEWYZE HAS A TITLE AND RELEASE DATE FOR HIS ALBUM:

"American Idol" champ LEE DEWYZE will release his first post-"Idol" album on November 16th. The disc will be called "Live It Up". (--The title track will premiere next Wednesday on RYAN SEACREST'S radio show.) --There are no details yet on runner-up CRYSTAL BOWERSOX'S album . . . but usually, the runner-up's album comes out around the same time as the winner's.


KINGS OF LEON RECEIVED ADVICE FROM BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN:

KINGS OF LEON drummer NATHAN FOLLOWILL met BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN after a recent concert in New Jersey . . . and says The Boss offered up some great advice. --Nathan tells "Uncut" magazine, quote, "I was expecting this larger-than-life kind of guy, but [Bruce] was just so chilled out and so quiet. --"He said something that I'll never forget. 'Man, you guys . . . I'm so proud you all are doing good. You seem like level-headed guys. Keep your heads on straight. And never forget who you are. For two-and-a-half hours a night I'm The Boss. --"'The other 21 and a half, my wife is the boss. Never forget who you are.'" --Nathan added, quote, "So what I got was, basically, when you're on stage . . . you're The King. But as soon as you step off, you're just a normal guy just like everybody else. That was your job. You just got off work."


KANYE WEST WANTS TO "RECAPTURE" YOUR HEART:

KANYE WEST is still apologizing for being a jackass in the past . . . and says he wants to win everyone back. --In an interview with "Vanity Fair", Kanye admits that he had trouble dealing with the loss of his mother, Donda, who died in 2007. --He says, quote, "I never really dealt with the loss. But, in not dealing with the loss, I also didn't completely deal with the responsibilities that my mother used to take. She was such an amazing, well-rounded person, and I was a spoiled brat." --Kanye also attributed the changes he's making in his life to his mother. He says, quote, "The best thing I can do now is carry on my mother's legacy. --"I need to recapture the hearts of the world just to show people how great my mother was, to show people that Donda raised a good guy. --"My responsibility is to make music that's progressive, that makes me happy, that makes everyone happy. My job in society isn't to be mad. My job is to present good music." -By the way, Kanye has been screening his 35-minute short film, "Runaway", in Europe. He says it'll receive a "worldwide premiere" within the next two weeks. (--He didn't elaborate on that, but we're assuming it'll happen online.) --It'll also be packaged along with his new album, "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy", which is set to drop on November 22nd.


LIL WAYNE HAS SENT OUT ONE FINAL FAN LETTER:

LIL WAYNE has been placed in solitary confinement . . . but before he went in, he wrote one last fan letter for WeezyThanxYou.com. The entire thing was just Wayne thanking his fans for their love and support. --He said, quote, "I don't think people truly understand how much their thoughts and well wishes have helped me through this time in my life. Not everyone is as lucky as I am and it humbles me daily." (--You can read the whole thing, here . . .) http://weezythanxyou.com/2010/10/07/letter-08-my-last-written-lines/
(--Wayne will be released on November 4th.)
NAZZY'S RANDOM STUFF

HERE ARE THE TOP FOUR REASONS PEOPLE UNFRIEND YOU ON FACEBOOK:

Christopher Sibona is a business student at the University of Colorado at Denver, and he just finished a survey of more than 1,500 people to figure out why they UNFRIEND someone on Facebook.

--Here's what he found . . .

--The number one reason someone might unfriend you is that you make unimportant posts . . . and you make them WAY too often.

--Number two is that you post about controversial topics like politics or religion.

--And number three is that you post inappropriate things, like obscene or racist comments.

--There's also a chance you could get unfriended for something that's NOT related to your etiquette on Facebook . . . 27% of people have unfriended someone for something that happened offline, like a break up or a falling out.

--The study also found that people are much less likely to unfriend someone when they're the ones who initiated the friend request. (UC Denver)


STUPID MODERN DILEMMAS: IS IT OKAY TO TWEET IN SICK TO WORK?

Here's a question that no one ever had to deal with three years ago, and odds are, no one will have to deal with ten years from now. But for today, sadly, this is relevant. --The website Lemondrop.com asked three workplace experts if they think it's okay for you to TWEET IN SICK to work. --And, believe it or not, their consensus was YES, it is okay. But only if you and your boss have Tweeted important messages to each other before, and only if you send it as a direct message, not broadcasting it to the world. (Lemondrop)


THE POSTAL WORKERS UNION HAS TO POSTPONE ITS ELECTION . . . BECAUSE BALLOTS GOT LOST IN THE MAIL:

This almost seems too perfect to be true: The American Postal Workers Union was supposed to elect new officers earlier this month. But they had to push the deadline back . . . because a ton of ballots got lost in the mail. --The American Postal Workers Union is made up of almost every postal clerk . . . they're the ones who sort the mail. The National Association of Letter Carriers handles the delivery. (Federal News Radio)


WOMEN MAKE MORE MONEY BY BEING 25 POUNDS UNDERWEIGHT, AND MEN MAKE MORE MONEY BY BEING BORDERLINE OBESE:

Here's more proof that one of our oldest double standards . . . women should be skinny, men should be big and husky . . . is still VERY much alive, and VERY much affecting your life. --A researcher at the University of Florida studied tens of thousands of people, and found VERY interesting results about the connection between weight and salaries. --For women, the best way to max out their earnings was to be at least 25 pounds UNDERWEIGHT. For men, the best way to max out was to be borderline OBESE. --Women who weighed 25 pounds less than the average for their height made $15,572 more than women of normal weight. --And it got worse for women as they got heavier: A woman 25 pounds overweight made $13,847 less than a woman with an average weight, and $29,419 less than a woman 50 pounds lighter. --For men who were underweight, it was the opposite. They made $8,437 less than a man with an average weight. --And as a man's weight went up, his salary went up . . . until the point of obesity, where the salary increases stop. Men who weighed 207 pounds actually average the highest salaries. (Wall Street Journal)

FOR THE 10TH YEAR IN A ROW, SILVER IS THE MOST POPULAR CAR COLOR IN NORTH AMERICA:

Every year, PPG Industries releases their data on the most popular car color in North America. And for the past 10 years, the result has always been the same. We just LOVE our SILVER cars.

--And, this year, silver isn't just the most popular color yet again . . . it's more popular than EVER.

--31% of the cars sold in North America this year were silver, grey, or charcoal. That's up from 25% in 2009 and 20% in 2008.

--Black and white tied as the second-most popular colors this year, at 18% each.

--Red was third, at 11%.

--Blue is fourth, at 10%.

--"Natural" is fifth, at 8%. That includes colors like brown, tan, gold, orange and yellow.

--And finally, green was last, at 4%.

--That's a pretty stunning drop for green. In 1994, green was the most popular car color in North America, at 21%. Back then, silver only had an 8% share. (Autoblog)


A WOMAN GETTING MARRIED GOES TO GET HER NAME CHANGED . . . AND FINDS OUT SHE WAS ABDUCTED IN 1984:

32-year-old Melissa Reed of Incline Village, Nevada is about to get married . . . and on Tuesday, she went to court to change her name and get a marriage license. --See, even though she goes by Melissa Reed, her birth name is Eva Marie Fielder. Her mother's last name is Reed and she's always gone by Melissa . . . so she wanted to make her name official before she got married. --And that's when everything EXPLODED. When the court put her name and info into their computer, "Eva Marie Fielder" came up as missing. --They pieced it together and figured it out. It turned out Eva-slash-Melissa had been KIDNAPPED back in 1984 . . . TWENTY-SIX years ago . . . and she never knew. --The woman who kidnapped her was her mother . . . who didn't have custody, and wanted it. She's 57-year-old Nancy Dunsavage, who had since changed her name to Debbie Reed . . . and she's been a fugitive ever since. --She kidnapped Eva after a court hearing in Somerville, New Jersey and fled with her to Nevada, where they're still living today. --Deputies went to her home and Nancy admitted that yes, she'd kidnapped Eva. She's been arrested and is going to be extradited back to New Jersey to face kidnapping charges. (North Lake Tahoe Bonanza)


A MAN GETS SHOT, BUT HIS LIFE IS SAVED WHEN THE BULLET HITS HIS BULKY, OLD-SCHOOL CELL PHONE:

If you're thinking about finally trading in the four-pound flip phone you got from Cingular in 2002 . . . and becoming one of those iPhone-worshipping sheeple . . . just remember this. --53-year-old Juan Camarena of Harlem, New York, has one of those old-school flip phones. And yesterday, it kept him out of the hospital . . . and maybe even saved his life. --Juan just got hired as the superintendent and handyman at a building in Harlem. Yesterday was his second day on the job. And around 11:00 A.M., the FORMER super showed up at the building . . . and was FURIOUS. --He's 50-year-old Tommie Davis . . . and he was mad he was fired, mad he was replaced . . . and mad at Juan for being the one who replaced him. --They argued, and eventually, Tommie whipped out a gun and tried to shoot Juan IN THE GROIN. But he's a bad shot, so he missed and the bullet hit Juan's old-school flip phone instead. --The phone completely absorbed the bullet and Juan was fine. --Tommy ran away . . . the police are still looking for him. (New York Daily News)


YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR REFUSING TO SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE?

Good to see the Pledge of Allegiance back in the news and generating controversy again. It brings back all sorts of great, nostalgic memories from the '90s. --49-year-old Danny Lampley is a lawyer in Oxford, Mississippi. On Wednesday, he was appearing in court, representing a client. --Talmadge Littlejohn was the judge that morning. He asked everyone to rise and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Danny stood up, but didn't recite the Pledge. --So the judge placed him in contempt of court . . . and had him thrown in jail. --Danny was in jail for almost five hours until he was released to come back to the court for his client.
(Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal)



NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) A TV HOST THOUGHT AN INDIAN POLITICIAN'S NAME SOUNDED DIRTY:

There's an idiot TV host in New Zealand named Paul Henry, and he has a history of saying controversial stuff on-air. Last week, he couldn't stop laughing about an Indian politician named Sheila 'Dix-it'. (--Her last name's actually spelled 'Dikshit'.) --She's the Chief Minister of Delhi, and if you pronounce her last name correctly, it doesn't sound THAT dirty. But if you pronounce it the way it's SPELLED, it does. (--Search for "Paul Henry Sheila Dikshit video.")

(--WARNING: This video includes the words "d**k" and "s**t.")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QVzKihKiYI


#2.) DAVID ARCHULETA THOUGHT STEVEN TYLER WAS A WOMAN:

Former "American Idol" runner-up DAVID ARCHULETA was on "The Wendy Williams Show" yesterday, and when he looked at a picture of the new "Idol" judges standing together, he thought STEVEN TYLER was a woman. -He said, "Who's that other girl?", then tried to claim he was talking about JENNIFER LOPEZ. But Wendy Williams didn't buy it. (--Search for "David Archuleta Wendy Williams Steven Tyler video.")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LCOpCCma8Y


#3.) HERE'S A HARD-HITTING NEWS REPORT ABOUT A SOMEWHAT LARGE BEEHIVE:

A local news station in southwestern Georgia did a hard-hitting news report on a somewhat large beehive that had to be cut down out of a tree. --The reporter tried to play it off like it was a big deal, and said the "brave tree cutter" had to cut off a branch. But in reality, it wasn't newsworthy, and the reporter knew it. She even started laughing near the end. --But the two weirdos she interviewed for the story made the whole thing worth it.

(--Search for "hard-hitting beehive news report.")

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1942049


#4.) A NEW VERSION OF CHRISTINE O'DONNELL'S "I'M NOT A WITCH" AD:

There's a new parody version of CHRISTINE O'DONNELL'S campaign ad on YouTube where she says, "I'm not a witch" . . . then explains that, if elected, she'll bring her Hogwarts Wizards Guide to Washington D.C. and turn everyone into toads.
(--Search for "Christine O'Donnell ad WNCX." Thanks to "The Scott & Jeff Show" on WNCX 98.5 in Cleveland!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TN7GiO1lmg


#5.) ANGELINA FROM "JERSEY SHORE" GOT INTO A BAR FIGHT WITH ANOTHER TRASHY REALITY STARLET:

ANGELINA PIVARNICK from "Jersey Shore" refereed a celebrity boxing match on Saturday, and one of the boxers was KERRY SCHWARTZ from a VH1 reality show you've never heard of called "Frank The Entertainer In A Basement Affair." --Then afterward, the two of them almost got into a REAL fight in the bar where they were doing the after-party. --They didn't land any punches, but according to RadarOnline, they've now agreed to fight in their own celebrity boxing match next month.

(--Search YouTube for "Angelina Jersey Shore vs. Kerry Schwartz VH1." They get into it at :35, then start arguing again at 1:50.)

(--WARNING: This video is filled with F-bombs and other profanity.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUwaLP_wX7Y


FOUR WAYS *NOT* TO PICK UP WOMEN:

Guys try all kinds of things to impress women, but obviously some tactics can actually hurt your chances. Here's a list from Guyism.com of four ways NOT to pick up women.

#1.) TALKING ABOUT YOUR START-UP WEBSITE. Don't make it sound like you're the founder of Facebook if the only thing you've done is spend $10 on a domain name. Which sort of applies to whatever you do for work . . . don't over-sell it. --And starting your own website isn't that uncommon these days, so don't expect her to be too impressed.

#2.) JOKING ABOUT ROOFIES. Guys don't really have to worry about getting their drinks spiked, but it's actually a very real concern for women. So if you make a joke about it to a stranger, you'll either look like a moron, or come of creepy. Or both.

#3.) CALLING YOURSELF "A CATCH." It's okay to brag about yourself a little bit, but if you do it too much, it'll look like you're trying to CONVINCE her you're a good guy. And that's something she has to decide on her own.

#4.) TALKING ABOUT THE GYM. Don't break the ice by talking about your workout routine. It makes you look like a meat-head, and if it turns out SHE doesn't go to the gym, she'll get self-conscious. --If the only thing you can think of to talk about is fitness, you should probably spend a little less time in the gym, and a little more time doing . . . anything else. --And if you're using it as a way to talk about how she looks, the only words you should use to describe her are "pretty," "hot," "perfect," or "amazing." (Guyism.com)


HERE ARE SEVEN SCENARIOS FOR GUYS . . . AND WHETHER THEY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED CHEATING:

If you ask the ladies, they'll tell you there's a lot more to cheating than just having sex with someone who's not your wife or girlfriend. So guys just want to know what crosses the line.

--Well, the people over at "Ask Men" laid out seven different scenarios, and decided whether or not each one should be considered cheating. Here's what they came up with . . .

#1.) GETTING A LAP DANCE. You're out with the boys at a bachelor party, and you get a lap dance. It was fun, you liked it, and you'll probably do it again at some point.

--Is it cheating? NO. There's nothing 'intimate' about lap dances: It's business. The same as male strippers at a bachelorette party. And it's almost always harmless. But if you go all the time, by yourself, and hide it, that's different.


#2.) HIDING FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS. It's fine to be a guy with lots of female friends. But if you don't want to talk about those friendships with your girlfriend, it might be a problem.

--Is it cheating? YES. Sneaking around behind your girlfriend's back is not okay.

--Even though it's not overtly sexual, you're keeping secrets from the person you're in a relationship with, and that's a problem. It might start out innocently enough, but there's a reason you're hiding these friendships from your girlfriend.
#3.) NOT SPECIFYING YOUR FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS. Even though you're spoken for, you still haven't updated your relationship status on Facebook.

--Is it cheating? NO. There's no rule that says you have to let every single person in your social network know about your relationship status. It's especially true if you have professional contacts on your friends list.


#4.) HAVING CYBERSEX. You regularly visit online chat rooms and have dirty conversations with women you've never met.

--Is it cheating? YES. Even though you might try to justify this one as harmless fun because you're not ACTUALLY having sex with these women, it IS cheating. --First off, you're hiding it from your partner . . . and you know she'd be upset if she found out. And secondly, you're going outside your relationship for sexual excitement and intimacy with another person. That's NOT okay.


#5.) HIDING MEETINGS WITH YOUR EX. You and your ex aren't romantically interested in each other anymore, but sometimes you hang out without anyone else knowing.

--Is it cheating? YES. If you're doing something that you wouldn't want your wife or girlfriend to know about . . . or you feel guilty about it . . . it probably counts as cheating.

#6.) ACTIVITIES WITH A FEMALE FRIEND. You regularly go biking with your female coworker because you both love the outdoors, but neither of you invites your significant other.

--Is it cheating? NO. It's unrealistic for your wife or girlfriend to expect you to not have ANY female friends. And there's no rule that says your partner has to tag along with you every time you're spending time with another woman.


#7.) YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO YOUR FEMALE FRIEND. Even though you're happily committed, you think one of your female friends is smoking hot.

--Is it cheating? NO. Just because you're sexually attracted to another woman doesn't mean you're cheating. It's completely unrealistic to expect you to NEVER be attracted to a member of the opposite sex. --The problem is when you start wanting to hang out with this female friend more than the woman you're with, or you secretly hope that the two of you will end up together down the line. (AskMen.com)

Thursday, October 7, 2010

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (10-07-10)

VICTORIA BECKHAM DOESN'T NOTICE HER HUSBAND'S HIGH VOICE . . . BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BUSY APPRECIATING HOW FREAKIN' HOT HE IS:

Some people like to make fun of DAVID BECKHAM because he has kind of a high voice for a guy. But his wife VICTORIA doesn't even notice it . . . because he's SO FREAKIN' HOT. --She says, quote, "I don't really notice that he's got a high-pitched voice. I just think he's so (gosh-darn) perfect that people have to find something wrong with him. --"We were about to go out somewhere the other day, and he was sending an e-mail. He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. --"He was all tan. Has all those tattoos, which I love. Hadn't done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like (crap) in the morning. Never. --"So he's sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, 'You done good, girl.' I sure wasn't thinking of his high-pitched voice."


KELLY RIPA AND HER HUSBAND STILL MAKE TIME FOR THE OLD "BUMP AND TICKLE": (???)

KELLY RIPA and MARK CONSUELOS have been married for 14 years. But they still make time to rub genitalia. --Kelly tells "Good Housekeeping" magazine, quote, "Sometimes we'll put the kids to bed early and watch 'Jersey Shore' on DVR. --"It can be that simple, just the two of us, alone, one day a week, for dinner and hijinks . . . a little bump and tickle. Woo-hoo! I'm 40. I can say that now."


CHELSEA HANDLER SAYS SHE'S NOT DATING 50 CENT:

CHELSEA HANDLER says she's not dating 50 CENT. As for their meeting at a bar in New Orleans the other night . . . that was all business. -Chelsea says, quote, "Everyone calm down. I met with Mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, I'll let you know if there is." --Speaking of Chelsea's business . . . she just signed on for a role in a movie called "This Means War". --It's about two friends who are also CIA agents, and the chaos erupts when they begin fighting over the same woman. --REESE WITHERSPOON will play that woman . . . and Chelsea will play her best friend. --"Inception's" TOM HARDY . . . who played Picard's Romulan clone in "Star Trek Nemesis" . . . and CHRIS PINE . . . who plays Captain Kirk in the new "Star Trek" movies . . . will play the two agents.


OKSANA GRIGORIEVA SAYS SHE WAS AFRAID MEL GIBSON WOULD KILL HER:

OKSANA GRIGORIEVA may have pulled the plug on her "Oprah" interview, but she spilled her guts to "People" magazine for this week's issue. --She said that she was in fear for her life when MEL GIBSON (allegedly) assaulted her earlier this year . . . quote, "I thought he would kill me." --As for why she recorded his INSANE-O phone rants, she said, quote, "I needed to document his threats." --She added that she had no intention of blackmailing him . . . quote, "That never crossed my mind. I didn't know that people can do such things." --She also said she has no hard feelings . . . quote, "I'm not angry at him. For the sake of Lucia, I really want him to be well. --"He has to have the courage to be responsible for what he's done."


JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT'S BROTHER, "BURNING DAN", HAS DIED OF A SUSPECTED DRUG OVERDOSE:

The older brother of "Inception" star JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT has died of a suspected drug overdose. He was 36 years old. --His name was Dan . . . although he went by the nickname BURNING DAN, because he was a, quote, "fire spinner" . . . and also because of his involvement in Nevada's annual Burning Man festival. --He was found dead in a Los Angeles apartment this past Monday. --Joseph posted the following tribute online . . . quote, "Burning Dan brightly embodied that bold beastly bliss sometimes referred to as 'the creative spirit.' --"He would absolutely positively insist that we not let this bad news deter us on our collective mission."
(--Here's some video of Burning Dan at work . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pOzJHxTwzk


DURING A PERFORMANCE FOR THE TROOPS IN THE PERSIAN GULF, JESSICA SIMPSON SANG ONE SONG . . . THEN VOMITED:

Last weekend, JESSICA SIMPSON went to the Persian Gulf to visit the troops. She was supposed to perform on board the aircraft carrier, The U.S.S. Harry Truman. But things didn't go too well. --A source says, quote, "She only sang one song, then vomited. --The source says that Jessica was flown to the ship via helicopter, then proceeded to have three Red Bulls and no water. Then she started to complain about the temperature . . . which was close to 90 degrees. --Then she ate and took the stage. --A source close to Jessica says, quote, "She was dehydrated and got sick before she performed . . . and even got an IV. The doctor told her not to sing, but she did anyway." --When she got home on Tuesday, Jessica Tweeted, quote, "Feel so humbled by the sacrifice the troops and their families make to keep us safe. I'm forever changed after this last week. Thank you!"


JESSICA SIMPSON WAS EXCITED TO LEARN HOW TO CONTROL HER GASEOUS EMISSIONS:

JESSICA SIMPSON recently learned something that got her very excited: How to reduce her gaseous emissions. --Seriously. Yesterday, she Tweeted a link to the website OMG-Facts.com, where they gave some tips on how to contain one's undercarriage explosions. (--Here's that link . . .) http://www.omg-facts.com/view/Facts/15121 (--Oddly enough, one of their tips for managing the ODOR of your gas is to eat artichokes. Which is funny because just yesterday, we heard that Brad Pitt's love of artichokes was making HIS gas NOXIOUS.) (--And speaking of Jessica and farting . . . earlier this year, there was a rumor that Jessica ripped a HUGE one during a business meeting about her clothing line. (--A source said, quote, "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart. Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!') (--"The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.")


KELLY OSBOURNE IS GETTING SEVERAL OF HER TATTOOS REMOVED:

Like a lot of people these days, KELLY OSBOURNE is starting to regret some of her ink. So she's getting several of her tattoos removed. --She says, quote, "I met with my dermatologist and I'll start the laser treatment as soon as I have time. It will take several months, and while I'm not looking forward to the pain, I've heard it hurts less than getting the tattoo." --She adds, quote, "When I was younger I really do think that tattoos were my way of self-harming because I really knew it would upset my mum and dad. --"I was miserable, and I just went and got all these tattoos and I don't know why. One of them is a keyboard and I don't even know how to play a piano! --"As you get older, you realize that you don't want to be defined by your tattoos, because that's not the type of person that I am." --Kelly says she got the idea to get rid of her tattoos after they had to be covered up for a movie role . . . and she didn't miss them.


IS WHITNEY HOUSTON BACK ON DRUGS?

WHITNEY HOUSTON'S big comeback wasn't all that impressive. Maybe this is why: The "National Enquirer" says she's BACK ON DRUGS . . . and there's an intervention in the works. --Supposedly, her ex-husband BOBBY BROWN is arranging it because he blames himself for her drug problem. Janet Jackson, Denzel Washington and Brandy are all expected to attend.


THE TITLE OF THE THIRD "TRANSFORMERS" MOVIE MIGHT BE "THE DARK OF THE MOON":

MTV News is reporting that the subtitle of the third "Transformers" movie will be "The Dark of the Moon". --Thus, the full title will be "Transformers: The Dark of the Moon". (--Whatever it's called, it's scheduled to hit theaters in July of 2011.)


THERE MIGHT STILL BE A "HALO" MOVIE:

Previous attempts to bring the video game "Halo" to the screen have fallen apart for one reason or another. But Hollywood isn't giving up. DreamWorks is currently pursuing the franchise rights. --The latest "Halo" game, "Halo: Reach", banked $200 million in its first day on the shelves. (--Interesting fact: Several years ago, Peter Jackson was going to produce a "Halo" movie with Neill Blomkamp directing. But the two studios that were going to finance it, Fox and Universal, backed out because Blomkamp was an unknown.) (--So Jackson and Blomkamp took the conceptual art they'd worked up for "Halo" and used it to make the awesome sci-fi flick "District 9" instead.)


SAM RAIMI WILL DIRECT DISNEY'S "OZ" MOVIE:

SAM RAIMI has officially signed on to direct Disney's "Wizard of Oz" movie. It's called "Oz: The Great and Powerful", and it tells the story of how an American circus wrangler winds up in Oz thanks to a tornado, then becomes the Wizard. --Right now, it's looking a lot like ROBERT DOWNEY JR. will star . . . but he hasn't actually been locked in yet. (--Not that he needs an introduction, but Sam Raimi is the director of the "Spider-Man" movies, "Drag Me to Hell" and . . . most importantly . . . the "Evil Dead" trilogy starring ACTING GOD BRUCE CAMPBELL.)


NATALIE PORTMAN MAY BE OUT OF "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES":

The movie adaptation of "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" may be in trouble. Yesterday, word came down that NATALIE PORTMAN had dropped out of the cast. --Then it was announced that director DAVID O. RUSSELL was walking, too. We're not sure exactly what happened, but it sounds like Natalie dropped out due to a scheduling conflict, and Russell left because she dropped out.


THE JAPANESE HAVE MADE THEIR OWN "PARANORMAL ACTIVITY" SEQUEL:

This is pretty cool: A Japanese movie studio has made what's being called a "parallel sequel" to "Paranormal Activity". It's called "Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night". --It's an official sequel, but it's a completely different movie from the American "Paranormal Activity 2" . . . which hits U.S. theaters on October 22nd. (--Check out the trailer . . .) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURDigyUF8s


TOM CRUISE AND JACK NICHOLSON MIGHT TEAM UP AGAIN:

TOM CRUISE and JACK NICHOLSON haven't worked together since "A Few Good Men" in 1992. But they might do it again soon. --Fox News says they've been approached to star in a comedy called "El Presidente". Jack would play a, quote, "bumbling ex-president", and Cruise would play his Secret Service agent. There's no word yet if either of them are actually interested. (--The premise sounds a little similar to that of the 1994 flick "Guarding Tess" . . . which starred Shirley MacLaine as a former First Lady, and Nicolas Cage as her Secret Service agent.)


FRANKIE MUNIZ HAD $40 MILLION BANKED BY THE AGE OF 19:

Someone tried to slam former "Malcolm in the Middle" star FRANKIE MUNIZ on Twitter recently . . . but he returned the favor with a SOLID comeback. --The dude, who uses the Twitter handle @iHeartMtnDEW . . . (???) . . . Tweeted, quote, "@FrankieMuniz Ur acting is just, awful. Sorry but, it is." --Frankie responded, quote, "Yeah, but being retired with $40,000,000.00 at 19 has not been awful. Good luck moving out of your mom's house before you're 35."


FOX IS TURNING "HITCH" INTO A TV SERIES:

Remember that WILL SMITH movie "Hitch"? Well, Fox just obtained the rights to make it into a TV series. (--And according to Deadline.com, Fox won a BIDDING WAR to get it. And that actually wasn't a joke.) --There aren't any details yet . . . (--but Deadline.com says it'll be created by writer Pete Chiarelli, who wrote the SANDRA BULLOCK instant-classic "The Proposal". And no, that's not a joke either.) (--The movie "Hitch" is about a "date doctor," who was played by Will Smith. He helps Kevin James get into Amber Valletta's pants . . . and in the process, finds love himself with Eva Mendes.)


ABC IS CREATING A SHOW BASED ON THE "AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS" WEBSITE:

This is probably not a good thing . . . but the TV networks are now looking to the Internet to find ideas for new shows. --ABC has just announced that they're developing a series based on the site AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com, which . . . uhh . . . is exactly what it sounds like. --If you're familiar with that site, you're probably wondering how in the world they're going to make a TV show out of a bunch of weird family photographs. Well, there's no answer to that yet. No details on the show are available.


JERRY LEWIS' TELETHON HAS BEEN CUT SHORT:

JERRY LEWIS' annual Labor Day Telethon will be a lot shorter next year. The Muscular Dystrophy Association has announced that they're turning it into a six-hour primetime show, which will make it 15 HOURS shorter than usual. --They're hoping a shorter show will attract more viewers and performers. Basically, they want to make it more engaging. (--This year's telethon raised $58.9 million.)


THURSDAY TV REMINDERS: (--Check your local listings.)

--"Community" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on NBC. (--Betty White returns as a professor who inadvertently sends Jeff to the hospital.)

--"30 Rock" . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on NBC. (--Queen Latifah guest stars as a congresswoman seeking more diversity on television.)

--"Bones" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox. (--Antonio Sabato Jr. plays a nightclub bouncer who may have answers to the murder of a Jersey shore party boy.)

--"The Office" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on NBC. (--Andy lands a part in a community production of "Sweeney Todd" and invites everyone from the office to see it.)

--"Grey's Anatomy" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Derek's little sister Amelia visits in a minor "Private Practice" crossover.)

--"CSI" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Andy Dick guest stars as an armory dealer when a convention for vampire and werewolf enthusiasts turns deadly.)

--"American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TLC. (--Both OCC (Paul Sr.) and PJD (Paul Jr.) teams arrive at the Sturgis Rally in South Dakota to face off for the first time to see who has built the better bike.)

--"Real Housewives of DC" [1st Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:15 P.M. on Bravo.

--"The Mentalist" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on CBS. (--Malcolm McDowell guest stars as a cult leader.)

--"WCG Ultimate Gamer" [2nd Season Finale] . . . 11:00 P.M. to Midnight on Syfy.


KENNY CHESNEY HAS SCORED HIS SIXTH #1 ALBUM:

KENNY CHESNEY sold 183,000 copies of his latest disc "Hemingway's Whiskey" to top the "Billboard" charts this week. That's Kenny's sixth #1 album, which is a lot for a country artist. Only GARTH BROOKS has done better, with eight. --LIL WAYNE took second place after selling 110,000 digital downloads of "I Am Not a Human Being". There will be a CD version with three additional tracks in stores next Tuesday. Here are this week's Top 10 albums . . .

1.) (NEW) "Hemingway's Whiskey", Kenny Chesney (183,000 copies)
2.) (NEW) "I Am Not a Human Being", Lil Wayne (110,000 copies)
3.) "You Get What You Give", Zac Brown Band (70,000 copies)
4.) (NEW) "The Appeal: Georgia's Most Wanted", Gucci Mane (60,000 copies)
5.) "Recovery", Eminem (59,000 copies)
6.) (NEW) "Clapton", Eric Clapton (47,000 copies)
7.) "Passion, Pain & Pleasure", Trey Songz (42,000 copies)
8.) "A Thousand Suns", Linkin Park (42,000 copies)
9.) "Hands All Over", Maroon 5 (41,000 copies)
10.) "A Year Without Rain", Selena Gomez & The Scene (38,000 copies)


THE CAST OF "GLEE" HAS BROKEN THE BEATLES' HOT 100 RECORD:

The digital era has really turned the music industry into a circus . . . and here's the latest bizarre occurrence to support that fact: --The cast of "Glee" has smashed THE BEATLES' long-standing record for the most appearances on "Billboard's" Hot 100 chart by a non-solo act. The Hot 100 began in 1958 . . . so this dates back 52 YEARS. --From 1964 through 1996, the Beatles amassed 71 entries on the Hot 100 . . . but now, with SIX new entries on the most recent chart, the "Glee" cast has surpassed that mark, with 75. --It took 33 years for the Beatles to get 71, which would seem unbeatable for a "legitimate" band. But legitimacy aside, it took "Glee" just one year, four months and two weeks to crush it. (--As you may know, "Glee" is achieving all this by releasing digital singles the day after the songs debut on the show.) (--The most recent six-song haul is mostly their BRITNEY SPEARS covers, the lone exception . . . somewhat ironically . . . is their cover of PARAMORE'S "The Only Exception".) (--To date, "Glee" has sold over 11.5 million downloads. Their biggest-selling track is their cover of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'", which has sold 992,000 downloads.) --Of course, the "Glee" songs don't have the staying power of the Beatles' classics. Only 14 of "Glee's" 75 Hot 100 songs have lasted more than ONE week on the chart. --And the Beatles' had 34 different tracks crack the chart's Top 10, while "Glee" has only had ONE track make it up that far. That track was their cover of JOURNEY'S "Don't Stop Believin'". It hit #4, and stayed on the Hot 100 for seven weeks. --If you include solo acts, "Glee" is now THIRD for most appearances on the Hot 100 behind ELVIS PRESLEY'S 108 . . . and JAMES BROWN'S 91. (--"Glee" also just passed RAY CHARLES and ARETHA FRANKLIN, who have 74 and 73, respectively.) (--The show also recently passed ELTON JOHN'S record of 67 . . . and STEVIE WONDER, who has had 63 songs on the Hot 100.) (--However, another more "legit" contemporary solo artist is currently ranked between Elton and Stevie. LIL WAYNE is currently sitting at 64.)


SOME GUY IS TRYING TO GET WEEZER TO BREAK UP . . . IN EXCHANGE FOR $10 MILLION:

A Seattle man named James Burns hates WEEZER. And this hate is EPIC. James has launched a campaign to raise $10 million. And if he gets it, he's going to offer it to the band . . . IF THEY BREAK UP. (???) --Seriously. He hates Weezer that much. --James explains, quote, "I have never been a fan of this band. I think that they are pretty much horrible, and always have been. Even in the early '90s. --"Every year, [singer] Rivers Cuomo swears that he's changed . . . and that their new album is the best thing that he's done since 'Pinkerton' . . . and what happens? Another pile of crap like 'Beverly Hills' or 'I'm Your Daddy'. --"This is an abusive relationship, and it needs to stop now." --However, James apparently isn't willing to put up much of his own money . . . because as of late last night, the online campaign had only raised $208. That means he's $9,999,792 away from his goal --He's currently accepting credit card contributions on a fundraising site called ThePoint.com. James says your card will only be charged if he reaches $10 million. (--You can read James' full mission statement, chart his progress . . . and / or participate, if you're inclined, here . . .)
http://www.thepoint.com/campaigns/campaign-0-1079/
--Before you pledge any money, you should know that Weezer will NOT break up for $10 million. (--And you should also know that regardless of what happens, the site keeps a 5% fee . . . so you might not want to fool around with this.) --But drummer PATRICK WILSON posted a tongue-in-cheek response on Twitter . . . saying, quote, "If they can make it $20 [million], we'll do the 'deluxe breakup'!" (--It's unclear if this campaign has a deadline, but if James wants to stop Weezer from releasing albums, he better hurry up. (--The band has a disc of previously unreleased stuff coming out next month . . . and they're also in the studio recording their next album.)


LIL WAYNE WOULD NOW LIKE YOU TO *STOP* SENDING HIM FAN MAIL IN PRISON . . . BECAUSE HE CAN NO LONGER RESPOND:

LIL WAYNE has received over 100 pieces of fan mail a day while at Rikers Island prison . . . and he's previously talked about how much he enjoys reading letters from fans. But now he'd like everyone to STOP. --Yesterday, a message was posted on his Twitter account saying, quote, "I can no longer write my fans, as difficult as this may be to say please stop sending me mail, I luv u and will see you soon." --Wayne didn't explain WHY he can't write to his fans anymore . . . but earlier this week he was moved to solitary confinement, where he will do the rest of his time. (--It's his punishment for being previously caught with "music contraband".) --He's still expected to be released on November 4th.



TAYLOR SWIFT WON AN INJUNCTION AGAINST SOME COUNTERFEITERS:

If you're thinking you can make some extra coin by going on the sly and printing up some t-shirts with TAYLOR SWIFT'S face on them . . . well, don't. Taylor sued some dudes who were doing just that . . . and she won. --Taylor was granted an injunction and default judgment against 16 people accused of selling unauthorized merchandise featuring her likeness and trademarks. --And the guys sound pretty stupid too. In one case they sold bootleg Taylor Swift stuff six feet outside the door of one of her concerts. Two of them even got arrested after fighting with Swift's merchandise manager.


ARE NE-YO AND LADY GAGA GOING TO RECORD A COUNTRY SONG???

Would you buy a country song sung by LADY GAGA? You may have the opportunity, if NE-YO has his way. --Ne-Yo told "The Daily Star", quote, "I've reached out to Gaga and our people are talking. It would be amazing if we could do a country and western record, something totally unexpected." (--A while back we mentioned that Ne-Yo originally intended BEYONCÉ'S hit "Irreplaceable" to be a country song. He even had FAITH HILL or SHANIA TWAIN in mind to record it. And then he turned it more pop for Beyoncé.)



NAZZY’S RANDOM STUFF

DOES BEING SKINNY MAKE WOMEN HAPPIER THAN BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP?

--According to 24-YEAR study in Germany, a woman's weight has more of an effect on her happiness than whether or not she's in a relationship. In other words: Being skinny makes women much happier than any man could. --Dr. Pam Spurr helped lead the study. She says that this study shows how much of a stigma has been put on being chubby . . . and how that stigma has INFECTED our brains. --Quote, "I have worked with many overweight women and their weight is always on their minds. And not the back of their minds but at the forefront, because we live in a society that is constantly evaluating shape, size and attractiveness." --"People who are obese are stigmatized by people thinking they are stupid or lazy or just don't care." (Daily Mail)


MICHELLE OBAMA, HILLARY CLINTON, LADY GAGA, AND OPRAH ALL MADE THE TOP TEN OF THE "FORBES" MOST POWERFUL WOMEN LIST:

"Forbes" just released a list of the 100 most powerful women in the world . . . and you'll be suicidal to know we live in a world where LADY GAGA is several steps more powerful than two Supreme Court justices and the speaker of the House. --Lady Gaga ranked SEVENTH on the list. U.S. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is 11th, and Supreme Court justices Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan are 19th and 25th. --The rankings are based on how successful the women are in their field, and how much influence they have on the world-at-large. (--You can see all 100 women at http://www.forbes.com/wealth/power-women/list.)

--MICHELLE OBAMA was named the most powerful woman in the world. "Forbes" says she's, quote, "a true change-maker . . . with high approval ratings, she's given a new generation of girls and women around the world a role model."

--The second-most powerful woman is Irene Rosenfeld, the CEO of Kraft Foods. Oprah Winfrey is number three, Germany's chancellor Angela Merkel is number four, and Hillary Clinton is number five.

--Besides Oprah and Lady Gaga, several other women in entertainment cracked the list: Beyoncé was ninth, Ellen DeGeneres 10th, Angelina Jolie 21st, Madonna 29th, Chelsea Handler 33rd, and Martha Stewart 99th.

--SARAH PALIN ranked 16th. (Forbes)


WANT TO FEEL POWERFUL? STAND UP STRAIGHT:

According to a new study out of Harvard, if you want to feel like a badass and act like a badass, it's much, much easier than you think . . . just STAND UP. --Researchers found that standing up changes your hormone levels and makes you feel more powerful, more confident, and more willing to take risks. (AOL Health)


AN INVENTOR CREATES A MODIFIED BAZOOKA THAT SHOOTS A FLOTATION DEVICE TO SOMEONE DROWNING:

We always appreciate someone taking the time to invent some military-grade technology that actually SAVES lives. An inventor in Australia has invented a modified BAZOOKA that shoots a flotation device to someone who's drowning. --The inventor's name is Sam Adeloju. He created the Longreach, which is a bright orange, modified bazooka . . . and it can shoot a floating orange ring up to 500 feet to a person in distress. --Longreach just won the James Dyson Award, which is a $32,000 annual prize for the best new invention. Adeloju's bazooka beat out a vest that performs CPR, and a gym bag that gets rid of nasty smells to win the prize. (News.com.au)
(--Here's a video that shows how the Longreach is used . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqMS_xEsUIw


TWO-THIRDS OF PEOPLE SAY IT'S RUDE TO USE YOUR CELL PHONE AT A RESTAURANT . . . EVEN TO CHECK TEXTS:

We all know it's pretty rude to whip out a cell phone in a restaurant and start talking. I mean . . . it's not a movie theater! --But according to a new survey by Zagat, TWO-THIRDS of people think it's JUST as rude to pull out your phone in a restaurant to text or check email. --Tim Zagat, the founder of Zagat, says, quote, "A lot of people do it, and the restaurant is not going to tell you to stop unless you're shouting while you're on the phone. [But] two-thirds of the people at your table will probably find it irritating." (CBS 2 - Los Angeles)


EVERY NEUROTIC PERSON CAN COST SOCIETY $22,000-A-YEAR:

Every time you channel WOODY ALLEN, you're HURTING AMERICA. According to a new study, your constant obsessing, overthinking, worrying, nagging, and panicking are costing everyone else a LOT of money. --Researchers at the VU University Medical Center in Amsterdam found that neurotic people can EACH cost society between $3,000 and $22,000 a year because of lost productivity, and medical issues like depression and anxiety. --Dr. Pim Cuijpers led the study, and he says, quote, "We thought economic costs would be a good way to assess the overall impact of neuroticism. We were surprised the impact was this large." (MNN)


ALMOST 3,000 MILLIONAIRES COLLECTED UNEMPLOYMENT LAST YEAR:

This is either a sign that the economy's gotten so bad that NO ONE feels safe without a job . . . or a sign of just how badly people abuse the unemployment system. --According to a new report, last year, 2,840 MILLIONAIRES in the U.S. collected unemployment. --Legally, they're allowed to. Under the law, when you get laid off, you can collect unemployment . . . regardless of how much money you have in the bank. --And a lot of millionaires feel like they SHOULD take the money . . . since they've paid hundreds of thousands or even millions in taxes, and this is one chance for them to get some back. It's more the principle than actually needing the money. --The millionaires only accounted for a small percentage of unemployment . . . of the $43.7 BILLION that people collected last year, millionaires only collected $5.2 MILLION, or 0.012%. --In other words . . . while the government COULD pass a law that says people with a certain amount of wealth can't collect unemployment, they probably won't . . . since it's not a costly enough problem. (Yahoo Finance)


RICH PEOPLE PLAN TO SPEND LESS MONEY THIS CHRISTMAS . . . SO WHAT HOPE DO THE REST OF US HAVE?

The top 10% of richest Americans account for about HALF of all the spending during the holiday season. And based on a new survey . . . that means everyone's screwed. --Even though the recession is allegedly over, the richest Americans are planning to spend LESS this Christmas than they did last year. --The American Affluence Research Center surveyed 439 people, all of whom have a net worth over $800,000, and asked how much they're planning to spend this Christmas. --The average rich person said they're planning on dropping $2,370. That's down from last year's average of $2,399. --Only 3% of the people surveyed actually plan on spending more than last year . . . and 12% say they don't plan on spending anything. --Rob Kurtz runs the American Affluence Research Center. He says that the people surveyed still aren't ready to let their guard down after the way they've been hit in the past three years . . . and how they might be hit going forward. --He says, quote, "They're not [expecting] any improvement as far as household income, and they're concerned about rising taxes. I think there's a bit of a negative psychological effect when it comes to their spending plans." (Wall Street Journal)


THE TREND IN PUMPKINS FOR THIS HALLOWEEN IS . . . BUY THE UGLIEST ONE YOU CAN FIND:

The days of carving a gap-toothed smile into a perfectly round, orange pumpkin are OVER. This ain't your grandma's Halloween anymore. --According to pumpkin growers and retailers across the country, the big trend this Halloween is buying the UGLIEST pumpkin you can find. --Jamie Hoffman runs the Outstanding Seed Company in Monaca, Pennsylvania. She says, quote, "We're putting a fair amount of effort into pumpkins that are not round and orange. [People want] surprises, pumpkins that are multicolored and warted." --Randy Graham grows pumpkins at his farm in Champaign, Illinois. And he says, quote, "Anything that's ugly or weird or unusual, it just sells like crazy." --The National Retail Federation estimates that 68.5 million Americans . . . or more than one out of every five of us . . . will buy a pumpkin for Halloween. That's up 5% in the past five years. --Overall, Americans will spend $1.63 BILLION . . . yes, BILLION with a "B" . . . on Halloween decorations this year. The NRF doesn't break down what percentage of that is pumpkins, but it's definitely a good chunk. (Yahoo News)


TWO POLICE OFFICERS IN PHILADELPHIA STOLE DRUGS FROM A GUY WHO TURNED OUT TO BE AN UNDERCOVER COP:

This is exactly what SERPICO was trying to warn us about . . . --On Monday night, two Philadelphia police officers allegedly ROBBED a drug dealer while they were on duty and in uniform. They stole 20 pounds of weed, with a street value of about $24,000, and took $3,000 in cash. --There was one major problem for the cops . . . beyond all the ethical stuff. The drug dealer they robbed was actually ANOTHER COP, who was working undercover. --The two cops accused of stealing the drugs and money are 31-year-old Sean Alivera and 23-year-old Christopher Luciano. They planned to pocket the cash, then have another drug dealer sell the reefer for them. --Two months earlier, three other Philadelphia cops . . . including one from Alivera and Luciano's district . . . were busted by the FBI for stealing from another drug dealer. That apparently didn't discourage these two. --Alivera and Luciano have been charged with criminal conspiracy, robbery, kidnapping, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment, theft, and other charges. Naturally, they've also been fired. --According to payroll records, Alivera made about $60,000 last year and Luciano made $56,000. (Philadelphia Daily News)


A WOMAN IN MASSACHUSETTS IS ARRESTED FOR THROWING A BAG OF DOG POOP AT ANOTHER WOMAN'S FACE:

At least this isn't another story about a woman heinously throwing acid into another woman's face. It's far less terrible . . . but WAY more stinky. --On Tuesday, a woman in Belmont, Massachusetts . . . whose name and age weren't released . . . was arrested for throwing a bag of her dog's POOP into another woman's face. --The poop thrower was walking her dog as the other woman drove down the same street. The women didn't know each other. --The poop thrower saw the driver almost hit a guy on a bicycle . . . plus, she thought the woman was speeding. So she took the bag of dog poop in her hand and threw it into the driver's open window. --It splattered all over the driver's face. --The poop thrower was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, vandalism to property, and disorderly conduct. (Boston Globe)


NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) A GUY PERFORMED QUEEN'S "UNDER PRESSURE" USING TWO KERMIT THE FROG PUPPETS:

The big new video on YouTube shows a guy sitting next to a homeless sign performing the QUEEN song "Under Pressure" with two Kermit the Frog puppets. --But he isn't actually homeless . . . he made the video to raise AWARENESS about homelessness, which some people criticized. (--Search for "Kermit Queen Under Pressure video." The lyrics start at :22.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYXKaAzEJrk


#2.) FOX NEWS FELL FOR A FAKE STORY ABOUT LOS ANGELES SPENDING $1 BILLION ON JET PACKS FOR COPS:

On Tuesday, the Fox News morning show, "Fox and Friends", reported that the city of Los Angeles was spending $1 billion to buy 10,000 jet packs for its police officers, paramedics, and firefighters. They retracted the story less than an hour later.
(--Search for "Fox News fake report jet packs.")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlzjwZD4lEQ

#3.) THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAL FELL OFF OBAMA'S PODIUM:

PRESIDENT OBAMA spoke at "Fortune" magazine's "Most Powerful Women" summit in Washington D.C. on Tuesday. And in the middle of his speech, the presidential seal fell off the podium. --Obama covered by saying, quote, "All of you know who I am."
(--Search for "Obama Fortune Most Powerful women seal." It happens at :36.)
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/10/presidential_seal_falls_off_po.html


#4.) A GUY ON A MOBILITY SCOOTER FELL DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT:

We don't have the full story here on this one, but an Asian guy on a mobility scooter missed an elevator, and started ramming the doors. Who knows what he was trying to accomplish, but he smashed through the doors and fell down the elevator shaft.
(--Search for "motorized scooter elevator." He smashes it the first time at :22, and falls down the shaft at :40.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9VfALthLI


#5.) THE WORST TATTOO CUSTOMER IN HISTORY:

There's a video online of some middle-aged woman with no tolerance for pain, who decided to get a tattoo on her upper back . . . which is always a good idea at age 40. --The video basically consists of the woman screaming and moving around the whole time, while the tattoo artist . . . who also seems like a jerk . . . gets more and more annoyed. (--Search for "woman screaming while getting a tattoo.")
(--WARNING!!! This video includes the F-word and other profanity.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5MPJnwJrfE


#6.) A WOMAN GOT LOCKED IN A USED CAR LOT WITH TWO GUARD DOGS:

On Tuesday, a Philadelphia woman with a history of heart problems went to a used car lot to buy a car. The salesman told her to look around, but then he forgot she was there and locked up for the night. --And when she went to find him, she found a barbed wire fence and two angry guard dogs. The woman called 911, but when they didn't come she called a local TV station. --And when the cops eventually got there to save her, the cameras were rolling. --Search for "Philadelphia woman rescued used car snarling dogs." The rescue starts at 2:20.)
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=7708485



THREE EXERCISES THAT MAKE RELATIONSHIPS BETTER:

It's common sense that being in good shape has its benefits in the bedroom. But here are three specific exercises and WHY they'll improve your sex life . . .

#1.) POWER SQUATS. They make the muscles in your legs and hips stronger, which gives you more power. And once those muscles are strong, sex won't feel like such a workout. --Here's how to do it: Stand with your feet a little wider than shoulder width apart, and bend your knees until your hips are parallel to the floor. Then jump as high as you can, land softly on the balls of your feet, and repeat it 10 to 12 times. --Once you start getting stronger, do it while holding a dumbbell in each hand.


#2.) THE PHYSIO BALL BRIDGE EXERCISE. Lie on your back with your arms out to the side, and put your heels up on one of those inflatable balance balls. Then push your hips up toward the ceiling, lower them back down, and repeat. --It works your glutes and hamstrings, but more importantly, it works the muscles in your groin, which can make your "big moment" even better.

#3.) LATERAL LUNGES. Start in a standing position with your feet a little wider than shoulder width, and keep your feet pointed forward. Then, lean to one side and bend your leg until all your weight is on that foot, but keep your other leg straight. --Push off your heel and return to a standing position, then do the other side, and repeat it 12 to 15 times with each leg. --Lateral lunges make your legs and groin muscles stronger and more flexible, which is good if you want to try more 'advanced' positions. (AOLHealth.com)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (10-06-10)

KIM KARDASHIAN IS READY FOR SOME HOOKUPS IN NEW YORK CITY:

KIM and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN have moved to New York City for yet another reality show, just as Kim finds herself SINGLE. And she plans on taking advantage of that fact. --She says, quote, "I'm down for some hookups . . . I have never really given it a shot to be single. I tried and I tried to play that role but I really wasn't single." (--By the way . . . One more sign of the Apocalypse: Kim now officially has more than 5 million Twitter followers. Also in that club are Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher, Justin Bieber, President Obama and Ellen DeGeneres.)


BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM . . . BECAUSE OF BRAD'S GAS:

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are having some problems in the bedroom . . . because of Brad's GAS. --According to the "National Enquirer", Brad marinates artichokes and uses them in his evening cocktails. And they produce a noxious side effect. --A source says, quote, "Brad gets some nasty gas from consuming so many artichokes, and it's driving poor Angelina crazy. It's gotten so bad that Angie sometimes sleeps in a separate bedroom."


JOSH DUHAMEL SAYS HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE GONE INTO THAT ATLANTA STRIP CLUB:

When JOSH DUHAMEL was filming his new movie, "Life As We Know It", in Atlanta, he decided to spend one of his off-nights at a strip club. --Little did he know that one of the dancers there would make his life HELL by inventing a bogus story about how they slept together. -That's Josh's version of the events, and he's sticking to it. To this day he maintains that his only mistake was going into the club in the first place. --He tells the "USA Today", quote, "That was definitely one of the most difficult periods I've ever been through. --"I walked into that place and I never should have done that. That was my mistake, you know, and I'll never do it again. But you can't help what people are going to do, and you can't tell what people are going to do for money. --"That was the biggest thing I learned. I was like, wow, these people really exist. These people really will, they don't care. If they make money, they'll do it." --Josh says the hardest part of the whole ordeal is that his wife, FERGIE, had to go through it with him. He says, quote, "She didn't deserve that."


DONALD TRUMP IS CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012:

Someone conducted a phone poll in New Hampshire last month, in which they asked residents questions related to several potential Republican presidential candidates.--DONALD TRUMP was among those potential candidates . . . and apparently, his numbers were good. Good enough that Donald is actually CONSIDERING a campaign for 2012. --He says, quote, "For the first time in my life, I'm actually thinking about it. I see what's going on with this country and it's never been worse. What's happening is a disgrace." --He adds, quote, "I love this country, we have a great country . . . but it's not really great like it used to be. --"Let's face it, we are no longer respected the way we used to be respected, and if we keep going like this, within 10 years China is going to overtake us easily." --For the record, Donald says he had NOTHING to do with the poll . . . quote, "It wasn't my poll. I didn't take this poll, I didn't pay for this poll, but I hear the results are amazing." (--New Hampshire is treated as an early proving ground for potential presidential candidates because it traditionally holds the first primary. A candidate's showing in New Hampshire can potentially make or break their campaign.)


THIS JUST IN: GARY COLEMAN'S WIFE DID NOT KILL HIM:

This just in: GARY COLEMAN'S wife did NOT kill him. SHANNON PRICE has been cleared by the coroner's official report . . . which says that Gary's death was ACCIDENTAL. --Gary died from bleeding in his brain this past May, after he fell and hit his head in his Utah home. It's possible that the fall was caused by a seizure. --Gary had suffered seizures the previous January and February. Doctors never determined why. --For the record, Shannon was never a suspect in Gary's death. But that didn't stop the cowardly masses on the Internet from anonymously voicing their suspicions. Some accused her of pushing Gary down a flight of stairs. --About a week after Gary's death, Shannon addressed that speculation. She said, quote, "People are so cruel, they don't even know. I was upstairs, he was downstairs, how am I going to push him? --"That affected me more than anything, the scrutiny that people come up with . . . they are just heartless."


LISA RINNA HAD HER TOP LIP DEFLATED LAST MONTH:

It happened about 20 years too late, but LISA RINNA finally got sick of her enormous fish lips. And thus, on August 26th, she had her monstrous top lip surgically DEFLATED. (--Lisa got her upper lip pumped full of silicone back in 1986.) --She tells "People" magazine, quote, "My lips started to define who I am. That bothered me." --But her decision had nothing to do with the haters. She says, quote, "It doesn't matter what other people think. I did it for myself." --Lisa's mouth is actually still swollen from the procedure. It'll take about six months to heal fully. She says, quote, "It's a work in progress, but I feel fantastic." (--Here's Lisa and her husband, "Clash of the Titans" superstar HARRY HAMLIN, discussing her lip on yesterday's "Today" show . . .)
http://www.eonline.com/videos/v72865_lisa-rinnas-reduced-lips.html


LISA RINNA AND HARRY HAMLIN FOUND OUT THEIR CLOTHING STORE WAS BEING ROBBED . . . WHILE THEY WERE DOING A LIVE TV INTERVIEW:

LISA RINNA and HARRY HAMLIN were on the "Today" show yesterday to talk about their upcoming reality show, "Harry Loves Lisa". (--It premieres TONIGHT at 10:00 P.M. on TV Land.) --They also segued into some chatter about Lisa's lips. --But the real drama went down at the very beginning of the interview, when Harry got a cell phone call from someone informing him that their Los Angeles clothing store was BEING ROBBED. --Harry was NOT happy. And he even dissed the alarm company, ADT Security Systems, on live, national TV. He said, quote, "ADT is a useless, absolutely useless company."
(--Here's the video . . .)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39517415/ns/today-entertainment/


GREG GIRALDO'S WAKE WAS FULL OF COMEDIANS . . . BUT NOBODY MADE JOKES:

GREG GIRALDO'S wake was packed with his fellow comedians. But nobody made any jokes. --The two-night wake was held Sunday and Monday at a funeral home in New York City. Attendees included Jon Stewart, Colin Quinn, Sarah Silverman, Chris Rock, Jeffrey Ross and Jim Norton. --A source says, quote, "It was very sad and emotional. Everyone was down. It's terrible." --Colin delivered a somber eulogy on Monday night, remembering Giraldo as, quote, "So much more than an insult comic. Greg was a comic's comic, who other comics would run to see when he was on stage." --A fund was set up for the future education of Greg's three young sons. You can send donations to the following address . . .
Giraldo Children's Fund
c/o MaryAnn McAlpin-Giraldo
P.O. Box 1827
New York, NY 10025


HAVE MILEY CYRUS' PARENTS LOST CONTROL OF HER?

It's the question everyone is asking: Have MILEY CYRUS' parents, TISH and BILLY RAY, lost control of their daughter? --According to the website HollywoodLife.com, the answer is YES. --A so-called "family friend" says, quote, "At first Tish, got upset when people would tell her her daughter was being wild, but now she's realizing it herself. --"We're concerned for her. She's 17 years old, but is the one who makes the money and calls all the shots in the family. No one tells Miley no. And even if they did, she's so charismatic that she'd convince them to change their minds." --The source adds, quote, "She's a sweet girl at heart, but she's starting to push the envelope. Between the fast-paced lifestyle and her new 'image', everyone is saying that it's just a matter of time before she ends up in trouble. --"We don't want her to be the next Lindsay Lohan, but the odds are against her."


NOW, SOURCES SAY OKSANA GRIGORIEVA IS *NOT* DOING "OPRAH":

MEL GIBSON'S ex-punching bag, OKSANA GRIGORIEVA, was all set to do "Oprah". But now, sources say it's not happening. -CNN claims that Oksana had to bow out because the judge overseeing her custody and child support battle with Mel gagged her. But TMZ says it was one of Oksana's lawyers who pulled the plug. (--They're not saying why.)
MORE ANTI-BULLYING VIDEOS


CHECK OUT SOME MORE ANTI-BULLYING VIDEOS:

It's getting to the point where, if you're even moderately famous and you haven't made a video denouncing the bullying of young members of the gay community, you are simply NOT COOL.

--Here are the latest . . .

--Here's an interview with MARGARET CHO and her "Dancing with the Stars" partner LOUIS VAN AMSTEL . . . who IS gay . . . on the set of Monday's show. (--They did a gay-themed samba . . .)
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20431814,00.html
(--Dancing with a message didn't save Margaret from elimination, though. Last night she became the third person booted from "Dancing With the Stars".)
--Here's an all-star clip featuring Elton John, Ricky Martin and Wanda Sykes, among others . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBaaDL12bCk

--Here's a YouTube message from "comedian" DANE COOK . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKL8uV8N5Kg
--Here's KATHY GRIFFIN'S message . . .
(--This one has an unedited S-WORD at around the 2:52 mark . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu2JeZn1Uw0
--Here's one from CYNDI LAUPER . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzC0XE0hkSI
--Here's another "all-star" clip, with Anne Hathaway, Jenny McCarthy, Michael Chiklis, Ian Somerhalder and Kristin Cavallari, among others . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InhSGQPuP4o
--Here's one from the great NEIL PATRICK HARRIS . . .
http://www.mtv.com/videos/news/579191/neil-patrick-harris-knows-that-hurting-yourself-is-not-the-answer.jhtml#id=1649108
--And this could very well be the worst of these videos: It's SNOOKI and J-WOWW from "Jersey Shore" . . . and they have the GALL to say, quote, "We know what it's like to be discriminated against." (???)
http://your.mtv.com/clip.aspx?key=C89BAC5DA360FA75&ctx=feat


"ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER" IS COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU:

TIM BURTON will produce . . . but not direct . . . a 3D adaptation of the book "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". --If you've never heard of it, it's a fictional account . . . obviously . . . of our 16th president's exploits hunting and killing vampires. --It's by Seth Grahame-Smith, and it's the follow-up to his best-seller "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" . . . in which he just took the classic JANE AUSTEN novel and added scenes of ZOMBIE CARNAGE. (--It also turned the Bennet sisters into KILLING MACHINES, trained in the deadly Asian arts so they could protect themselves and those around them from the living dead.) --The movie is scheduled to hit theaters sometime in 2012. (--A "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" movie is also in the works. That one is supposed to come out next year . . . and NATALIE PORTMAN is starring.)


THE "AVATAR" SPECIAL EDITION DVD DROPS NOVEMBER 15TH:

The "Avatar" special edition DVD and Blu-ray hits stores on November 15th. JAMES CAMERON says, quote, "Everything worth putting into a special edition is in this set." (--Technically, there's one thing this one doesn't have: A 3D version of the movie. That's coming out next year. So if you're not into buying the same movie 50 different times, you might want to wait.)


EMMA STONE HAS JOINED THE CAST OF THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN" MOVIE:

EMMA STONE has joined the cast of the upcoming "Spider-Man" reboot. She'll play the female lead, Gwen Stacy. --Gwen was kind of a lesser love interest for Peter Parker in the "Spider-Man" comic books. She was killed by the Green Goblin in 1973. The character appeared in "Spider-Man 3", and was played by BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD. --ANDREW GARFIELD . . . who's in theaters now in "The Social Network" . . . is playing Peter Parker (slash) Spider-Man. (--The movie is due out in July of 2012. And, like everything else these days, it'll be in 3D.)


MTV IS REPORTEDLY BRINGING "PUNK'D" BACK . . . WITH JUSTIN BIEBER RUNNING THE SHOW:

MTV is reportedly "finalizing a deal" to bring "Punk'd" back from the dead . . . with JUSTIN BIEBER taking over for ASHTON KUTCHER as the host. Ashton will remain onboard as the executive producer. --It sounds like the only hold-up is mapping out how the show's shooting schedule would work around Justin's insane life, which is packed with gigs through at least the end of the year. (--And no doubt beyond.) --Assuming a deal is reached, MTV sources say the network would like to launch production as soon as possible, so that the new "Punk'd" could premiere sometime next year. --If Justin's version is the same as Ashton's, Justin would be there for some of the pranks, at least for the climactic reveal . . . while just introducing others. (--In black-and-white, harshly-lit, and mostly-annoying studio segments.) --For now, there's been no comment from MTV, Justin or Ashton. (--"Punk'd" premiered in 2003, and aired 69 episodes before Ashton retired the show in 2007. MTV has supposedly been looking to bring it back ever since.)


CHECK OUT CONAN O'BRIEN'S "SEXY" CAR-WASH PROMO:

CONAN O'BRIEN has put out another funny promo for his new TBS show, which premieres on November 8th. --It's a spoof of those SEXY, slow-motion, car wash videos . . . but in his, Conan seductively washes a DESK to DEF LEPPARD'S "Pour Some Sugar on Me".
(--Here's the video . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUus_-DEpTA
(--And here's PARIS HILTON'S old "sexy" Carl's Jr. car wash commercial . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HZmDsYK7Q
(--And you can't talk about sexy car-related videos without thinking of WHITESNAKE'S "Here I Go Again" video, which starred TAWNY KITAEN . . . who later proved to be completely insane. Here's that video . . .)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg


"GLEE" IS PLANNING TO DO AN EPISODE THAT ADDRESSES THE RECENT, ALARMING GAY TEEN SUICIDE TREND:

You've probably heard about the disturbing string of gay teen suicides over the past month, which seem to have been brought on by homophobic bullying. --Well, "Glee" is apparently planning on addressing it on a future episode. --MATTHEW MORRISON . . . who plays Mr. Schuester . . . says, quote, "[Show creator] Ryan [Murphy] wants to do an episode about it, which I think is very smart of him. As a cast I don't know [how] much we can do. --"That's why I think an episode would be great. Ryan is very current with staying on the times, so I think it would be this season if it were to happen."


THE LATEST "DANCING WITH THE STARS" NON-SCANDAL: "SPANK-GATE":

"Dancing with the Stars" has been overflowing with superficial "scandals" this season, and the latest one involves Maksim Chmerkovskiy and spanking. --Here's the quick back-story: In rehearsal footage on Monday's show, Maksim smacked BRANDY on her backside, to encourage her to get her steps right. --Judge LEN GOODMAN ripped him for it. And judge CARRIE ANN INABA also said she didn't "condone" this teaching style . . . and tried to spank Maksim. --Well, Maksim didn't like having his methods questioned, and he especially took offense to Carrie Ann. Yesterday, he said, quote, "It's an absurdly disrespectful thing for her to even think of doing. Is she crazy? She's not my mother. --"There's no reason to comment on my teaching methods. Their job is to assess a celebrity's dancing at that moment. I just feel the judges take it upon themselves to judge way more than they are supposed to . . . and it's a shame. But it is what it is." (--Somewhere, MICHAEL BOLTON is shouting "AMEN!!!") --By the way, Brandy is cool with Maksim . . . quote, "his method works for me."


"DANCING WITH THE STARS" WAS LAST WEEK'S #1 SHOW:

"Dancing with the Stars" continued its dominance in the ratings last week, with 21.3 million people tuning in to the performance show. The "Sunday Night Football" game between the New York Giants and Chicago Bears attracted 20.9 million viewers.

1.) "Dancing with the Stars", ABC, 21.3 million viewers
2.) "Sunday Night Football", NBC, 20.9 million viewers (--The New York Giants beat the Chicago Bears with a score of 17-3.)
3.) "NCIS", CBS, 19.1 million viewers


WEDNESDAY TV REMINDERS: (--Check your local listings.)

--"America's Next Top Model" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on the CW. (--Supermodel Karolina Kurkova visits the contestants to discuss healthy eating habits.)

--"Modern Family" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on ABC. (--Gay couple Cameron and Mitchell attempt to get out of a costume brunch given by guest star Nathan Lane.)

--"Dog the Bounty Hunter" [7th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on A&E. (--Dog tracks down a fugitive who is traveling with his pregnant girlfriend.)

--"Mythbusters" [8th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Discovery.

--"Harry Loves Lisa" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on TV Land. (--A reality show starring "Clash of the Titans" stud Harry Hamlin and his wife Lisa Rinna.)

--"The Whole Truth" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Judd Hirsch . . . who played Rob Morrow's dad on "Numb3rs" . . . guest stars as Maura Tierney's former mentor, who hires Rob Morrow to defend him on murder charges.)

--"Steven Seagal: Lawman" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on A&E.

--"The Real World/Road Rules Challenge" [20th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on MTV.

--"South Park" [14th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on Comedy Central.

--"Ugly Americans" [Returns from Hiatus] . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on Comedy Central.


THE BLACK EYED PEAS WILL PUT OUT A NEW ALBUM NEXT MONTH:

The BLACK EYED PEAS have announced that their next album will be called "The Beginning" . . . and that it'll hit stores on November 30th. (--The title seems to play off their last album, "The E.N.D." . . . although E.N.D. was an abbreviation for "Energy Never Dies".) --A while back, WILL.I.AM. said the new disc would be about, quote, "growth, new beginnings and starts, fresh new perspective" . . . whatever that means. (--"The E.N.D." has been certified Double Platinum . . . and featured three #1 singles: "I Gotta Feeling", "Boom Boom Pow" and "Imma Be".)


LISTEN TO ONE OF THE TWO NEW SONGS THAT WILL BE ON PINK'S UPCOMING GREATEST HITS ALBUM:

PINK will release a compilation album called "Greatest Hits . . . So Far!!!" on November 16th. It'll include two NEW songs: One is called "Raise Your Glass", and the other hasn't been determined yet. --"Raise Your Glass" is streaming on Pink's site. (--You can check it out at the link below. ***WARNING***: It's UNCENSORED . . . and contains some naughty words, including an F-bomb.)
http://ak.pinkspage.com/


BRET MICHAELS' TOUR RIDER IS PRETTY LAME THESE DAYS:

If his tour rider is any indication, BRET MICHAELS' habits on the road have toned down a lot since his days in POISON. (--And maybe that's not all that surprising. Think about it. How many times has he ALMOST DIED since then???) --For starters, Bret is diabetic . . . and maintaining his blood-sugar level is a top priority in his rider. (--Bret has had diabetes almost his entire life, but he didn't always take care of himself. In 1987, his diabetes caused him to collapse onstage.) --His rider requests: "Six individual-size bottles [of] 100% orange juice" to regulate "Bret's sugar levels on stage." He also wants six individual bottles of cranberry juice. --Bret is also HUGE into tea, apparently. He asks for, quote, "[A] 12-pack of Diet Lipton Green Tea, citrus only, no other flavors." But when he asks for a, quote, "Six-pack of Sweet Tea," he specifies NO lemon. --He also wants one, quote, "clean electric tea kettle, in working order, to make hot water for tea" . . . along with "assorted tea" bags. --Bret also wants to make sure no one misspells his name. The rider says, quote, "Artist name is Bret Michaels. Please be diligent in all billing, advertising and signage that name is spelled correctly and NOT with two Ts." (--You can see the full rider at TheSmokingGun.com, HERE.)


KANYE WEST'S NEW ALBUM HAS A TITLE AND A RELEASE DATE:

KANYE WEST'S new album will be called "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" . . . and it'll drop on November 22nd, the Monday before Thanksgiving. He confirmed all this on Twitter . . . so you can book it. (--Unless he changes his mind again.)


NAZZY’S RANDOM STUFF

A STUDY FINDS HAPPINESS ISN'T IN YOUR GENES . . . SO EVEN IF YOU'VE BEEN MISERABLE SINCE BIRTH, YOU COULD STILL FIND HAPPINESS:

Plenty of studies have shown that basically everyone has their own default level of happiness: You'll have bad patches, you'll have great patches . . . but eventually you'll go back to your baseline level of happiness. --A new study of almost 150,000 adults in Germany has actually found the OPPOSITE. Researchers found that no one has a set point for happiness . . . it's not genetic and it's not part of your ingrained personality. --Your happiness level can change a lot over the course of your lifetime, depending on what happens to you and what you do. --The researchers found that the thing that makes people happiest is a mix of a good marriage, strong family life, religion, an active social life, and a job that's interesting and challenging . . . but doesn't consume your entire life. (LiveScience)


CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS DOMINATE THE LIST OF DRUNK DRIVING CITIES:

Even though California and Texas are basically opposites when it comes to politics, here's one area where they totally see eye-to-eye: Being idiotic and reckless when it comes to drinking and driving. --Insurance.com just finished a study of the 20 metropolitan areas that have the most drunk driving violations, and California and Texas owned the list. California has the top two, and four of the top eight, but Texas has the most areas, with five. --The list is based on the total number of alcohol-related driving violations in metro areas. --San Diego is first on the list and San Jose, California is second. Los Angeles is seventh and San Francisco is eighth. --As for Texas, Austin is ninth, San Antonio is eleventh, Dallas is twelfth, Houston is thirteenth, and Fort Worth is fourteenth. --The full top 10 is: San Diego . . . San Jose . . . Charlotte, North Carolina . . . Phoenix . . . Columbus, Ohio . . . Indianapolis, Indiana . . . Los Angeles . . . San Francisco . . . Austin . . . and Jacksonville, Florida. --Numbers 11 through 20 are: San Antonio . . . Dallas . . . Houston . . . Fort Worth, Texas . . . Memphis . . . Philadelphia . . . New York . . . Baltimore . . . Chicago . . . and Detroit. (Autoblog)


WHICH STATES HAVE THE HIGHEST ODDS OF HITTING A DEER?

State Farm just released the odds of driving into a DEER in every state in the country. --The good news: If you're driving through Hawaii, it's not gonna happen. The bad news: If you're driving through West Virginia, there's a shockingly high chance it might. --West Virginia has the worst deer collision odds in the country: Drivers there have a one-in-42 chance of hitting a deer. One in FORTY-TWO. In comparison, Hawaii has the best odds, at one in 13,011. --Iowa has the second-worst odds, at one in 67. Michigan is third, at one in 70. South Dakota is fourth, at one in 76. And Montana is fifth, at one in 85. --Most of the low-risk states are in the west, where deer are much less common. After Hawaii, Arizona has the second-lowest odds, at one in 1,788. --Nevada has the third-lowest odds, at one in 1,488. California has the fourth-lowest, at one in 1,046. And Florida has the fifth-lowest, at one in 971. --Overall, across the entire country, the average odds you'll get in your car and hit a deer this fall are about one in 183. --The average cost when a car hits a deer is $3,013. (--And one very lonely Bambi.) (Gadling)


THE MOST EXPENSIVE COLLEGES IN THE U.S. ARE ALL MORE THAN $53,000 A YEAR:

Is your child's college education worth almost a quarter of a million dollars? We say no. There's no way that an undergraduate college education can possibly be worth that. But apparently, a lot of parents out there are saying YES. --"Forbes" just released a list of the most expensive colleges in the U.S., and the entire top 10 cost at least $53,300-a-year . . . meaning a four-year education costs $213,200 for just tuition, room, and board. --Sarah Lawrence College in New York is the most expensive school in America. Between its $43,556 tuition and $14,000 room and board, one year at the school that puts the liberal in liberal arts education runs $57,556. Here's the full top 10:


#1.) Sarah Lawrence College, Bronxville, New York, $57,556

#2.) Columbia University, New York, New York, $54,385

#3.) Bard College, Annandale-on-Hudson, New York, $54,275

#4.) Wesleyan University, Middletown, Connecticut, $53,976

#5.) Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tennessee, $53,660

#6.) University of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois, $53,604

#7.) Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, California, $53,588

#8.) Trinity College, Hartford, Connecticut, $53,380

#9.) Georgetown University, Washington, D.C., $53,340

#10.) Bates College, Lewiston, Maine, $53,300.

(Forbes)


A NEW WEBSITE LETS PEOPLE MONITOR SECURITY CAMERAS FROM HOME . . . AND WIN CASH IF THEY SPOT CRIMES:

We've got a new website to tell you about today, and it sounds like a GENIUS way to curb shoplifting. Instead of relying on the police or security guards, stores have turned to a group with WAY more time on their hands . . . us. --The site is called Internet Eyes, and it's based in the UK. You can check it out at InternetEyes.co.uk. People in Europe can register to get security camera feeds from stores streamed right to their computers. --Then, if they spot a crime, they hit the alert button, which instantly texts the store's owner. --And if that tip helps stop a crime, the person who made the alert can get an award of up to $1,600. Even if they never spot a crime, the site's users can make money each month just by monitoring a certain number of feeds. --There are some security features in place to make sure people don't abuse the system. They can't monitor stores in their own area . . . they only get a limited number of alerts per month . . . and they have to pay a small monthly fee to register. --Of course, privacy advocates hate this thing and say it's WAY too Big Brother. But there's nothing illegal about it . . . so the website has launched and is going strong. --Tony Morgan founded the site. He says that there should be thousands of registered users monitoring feeds by the end of the month . . . and more and more stores adding their security feeds in every day. --For now, they're only taking sign-ups from people in the European Union. There's no word if they're considering an expansion in the States if the site is successful. (Yahoo)


A GUY IN DRAG WAS BUSTED FOR SHOPLIFTING AT WALMART . . . BY SHOVING THINGS IN HIS ZEBRA-PRINT HANDBAG:

Sometimes I feel like these amateur criminals WANT to end up as 'Stupid News.' --Over the weekend, the police in Gastonia, North Carolina, busted a shoplifter at a local Walmart. His name and age weren't released. --The man went into the Walmart . . . CROSS-DRESSED as a WOMAN. And if you're gonna cross dress, you might as well go for it like this guy, because he had accessorized with a ZEBRA-PRINT HANDBAG. --Anyway, he and an actual woman went around the store, grabbing clothes and CDs. Then they went to the women's restroom and shoved all the stuff into the zebra-print purse. At that point the man tried to walk out of the store. --A Walmart loss prevention officer stopped him and called the police. They came to arrest both the real lady and the fake lady for larceny . . . but that wasn't the end of their charges. --In the police report, the officer who came to the scene says, quote, "While at the jail, I seized a metallic CRACK PIPE from a woman's red wallet belonging to the male suspect who was dressing as a female during the incident. --So, on top of the larceny charge, the man also got hit with possessing drug paraphernalia. Sadly, the police didn't release any photos of the cross-dressing man. (Gaston Gazette)


A SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR WAS FIRED FOR GROPING A WOMAN DURING A TANDEM JUMP . . . BUT HE SAYS HE'S GAY:

Back in June, a woman who's only been identified by her first name . . . Rosanna . . . went skydiving for the first time at a place called Skydive Long Island, in New York. -And when first-timers go skydiving, they do a tandem jump. That means you're strapped to a teacher who handles things like pulling the parachute and landing without breaking any bones . . . and you're basically just along for the ride. --That day, Rosanna's instructor was 40-year-old Donald Zarda. And while they fell towards the earth together, he says he told her, quote, "Don't worry, I'm gay." --But after they landed, Rosanna accused Donald of inappropriate behavior . . . and touching her in a way that made her feel uncomfortable. --Donald is fighting the claim because, he says, quote, "I'm 100% gay. So you're accusing me, the gay guy, of touching the girl inappropriately?" --He says he never touched Rosanna, and if he made any raunchier comments, it's because a lot of the skydiving instructors joke around with students like that to cut the tension that comes from being strapped tightly to a stranger. --Donald was fired from his job anyway. This week, he filed a discrimination suit . . . he says he was fired because he made comments about being gay to Rosanna and his bosses turned around and used those to fire him. --The owner of Skydive Long Island says that Donald was fired for inappropriate behavior in the workplace. (New York Post)


NAZZY’S SILLY VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) A LION ATTACKED A TRAINER AT A CIRCUS IN THE UKRAINE:

On Saturday, a lion attacked a trainer at a circus in the Ukraine, and a guy in the crowd got it all on video. It shows the lion pin the trainer against the edge of the cage while the other trainers try to stop it. And one of them even used a fire hose. --The trainer had to have emergency surgery, but he survived.
(--Search for "lion attack Ukraine video." In the first video, the lion attacks at :18. The second video includes commentary from the cameraman.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL1-rFk2KDg

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/10/04/lion.attack.at.circus.cnn?hpt=C2


#2.) IS THIS SOCCER CELEBRATION TOO RIDICULOUS?

Soccer celebrations are getting way out of control. Three Brazilian players recently did one where they put on turbans and pretended to be snake charmers. They even put a basket on the ground, and a fake snake popped out of it. --But there's gotta be some sort of rule against celebrations that take longer to set up than they take to perform. (--Search for "Arabian Nights soccer celebration.")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgCuWmQ_LsY


#3.) CHRISTINE O'DONNELL'S FIRST CAMPAIGN AD STARTS WITH THE LINE, "I'M NOT A WITCH":

CHRISTINE O'DONNELL released her first campaign ad since winning the Republican primary for Senate in Delaware. And it starts with Christine saying, quote, "I'm not a witch." (--BILL MAHER and plenty of others have been hammering her for her religious past, when she apparently experimented with witchcraft.)

(--Search for "Christine O'Donnell campaign ad.")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJyPsmEask


#4.) FRITO-LAY IS GETTING RID OF ITS BIODEGRADABLE PACKAGING BECAUSE IT'S TOO LOUD:

Last year, Frito-Lay started packaging Sun Chips in biodegradable bags . . . which is good. But the downside is, the material they used is REALLY loud. And because so many customers complained, Frito-Lay decided to stop using them. --Over the last several months, people have been posting videos on YouTube to show just how loud the bags are. (--Search for "Sun Chips loud bag.")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dm4Ho04aLc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDRHWwiEg3E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRWelTDdHJM

#5.) TOXIC SLUDGE FLOODED 16 SQUARE MILES IN HUNGARY:

Several towns in Hungary were flooded yesterday with a reddish brown liquid that looked like mud. But it was actually something much worse. It was a toxic byproduct from an aluminum plant that had a MAJOR accident. --The plant's reservoir burst, causing a flash flood of toxic sludge that covered 16 square miles. The sludge is so toxic, it can burn human skin. At least four people were killed, and 120 were injured. -There's a crazy video on YouTube that shows the flood raging through a small town. (--Search for "Hungary toxic flood video." See aerial footage at :28.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEMWh6EjJoY


#6.) AND NOW . . . A CAPPELLA VERSIONS OF POP SONGS:

A guy named Mike Tompkins does a cappella versions of pop songs on YouTube that don't actually sound like they're a cappella . . . because Mike does every instrument using either his voice or his mouth. --In his last two videos, he did "Dynamite" by TAIO CRUZ, "Teenage Dream" by KATY PERRY, and "Just The Way You Are" by BRUNO MARS. And he'll be on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" tomorrow.
(--Search for "Mike Tompkins YouTube a cappella." The second video includes Katy Perry and Bruno Mars.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjCLQaTFXx0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlW5c4tInvY


SIX WEIRD HEALTH THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY HARMLESS:

The next time you're freaking out about your eye-lid twitching, remember this list from Health.com. It's six "scary" symptoms that are actually harmless . . .

#1.) RED SKIN SPOTS. They're little, round, and bright-red, and more common in people with light skin over the age of 40. But a lot of people get them. Technically they're called "cherry angiomas" (--pronounced an-jee-OH-mahs). --They're just old blood vessels that weren't reabsorbed into your skin. If you can't stand looking at them, they can be removed. But unless you find one that's asymmetrical or starts getting bigger, you're fine.

#2.) SKIN TAGS. They're little rubbery bumps that you can actually pinch between your fingers. And it SEEMS like you should be able to pull them right off. But if you try, it hurts. --They're usually flesh-toned, and most of the time, they're found in spots where your skin rubs against something . . . like clothing or other skin. -A few common spots are under the arms, around the neck, and even on the EYELIDS. But they're almost never cancerous, and a dermatologist can just snip them off if they're bothering you.

#3.) HAND TREMORS. If your hands shake sometimes, don't worry. It's usually because you're stressed out or your blood sugar is low . . . which just means you need to eat something. --Drinking too much coffee can do it too, but you don't have to worry about Parkinson's disease . . . unless the shaking ONLY happens on one side of your body.

#4.) EYE FLOATERS. These are just pieces of collagen inside your eyeball that clump together and cast shadows on your retina. They look like little dots or squiggly lines, and they're annoying, but they're nothing to worry about. --But go to the doctor if you're also seeing flashes of light, or your vision is blurred. They're both early warning signs of a detached retina.

#5.) TWITCHY EYES. It's usually just a muscle spasm in your eyelid, which can be caused by stress, fatigue, excess caffeine, too much alcohol, or just staring at your computer for too long. --Eye twitches usually go away on their own, but if it really starts to bother you, use eye drops and a warm compress to help relax the muscles. And see a doctor if the twitching lasts more than a few weeks.

#6.) HEART PALPITATIONS. If you have shortness of breath at the same time, it COULD be a sign that something's wrong with your heart. --But a lot of things can cause heart palpitations, including allergy medication, decongestants, antidepressants, caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. And it's usually not a big deal. (Health.com)