Friday, July 8, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (07-08-11)

Does Angelina Jolie Want Jennifer Aniston's New Boyfriend . . . For a Movie?

This story probably isn't true . . . but it's just too fun to pass up: "In Touch Weekly" says ANGELINA JOLIE is pursuing JENNIFER ANISTON'S new boyfriend, JUSTIN THEROUX . . . because she wants to do a movie with him. --Of course her timing is a bit suspicious. A source says, quote, "She has been a fan of his for a few years, but she certainly wasn't in such a hurry to work with him before Jen started dating him." --Jennifer is supposedly aware of Angelina's intentions, and she's not happy . . . quote, "The mere thought of Justin working with Angelina sends her into a tizzy; if it actually happened, it could destroy her. --"Stealing one man from Jen was bad enough, but stealing two would be the coup de grace."


Bristol Palin Says It Won't Be Difficult to Stay Celibate Until Marriage:

BRISTOL PALIN said on "The View" yesterday that staying celibate until marriage won't be difficult for her. --During a slightly gentle grilling, BARBARA WALTERS asked Bristol if she could keep her chastity belt on, even if it takes her another 10 years to find a husband. And she replied that she will NOT have sex until she's married. --When Barbara asked her if that would be hard, she replied, quote, "Not at all." (--Here's a clip from the show in which they discuss the night Bristol lost her virginity.)


Emma Stone's Girl Crush is Christina Hendricks from "Mad Men":

It's too bad EMMA STONE is heterosexual, because this would be an EPIC relationship: Emma reveals that her girl crush is CHRISTINA HENDRICKS . . . the mega-busty redheaded minx from "Mad Men". --She says, quote, "It's a no-brainer. Everything about her does it for me. That's my kind of woman."


Check Out Some Pictures of Megan Fox Proving She Doesn't Have Botox:

MEGAN FOX posted some pictures of herself on Facebook showing off facial wrinkles . . . with the caption "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX". (--Check 'em out here.) (Facebook)


Is Arnold Schwarzenegger Getting to Know His Illegitimate Son?

RadarOnline.com says that ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER has been spending time getting to know his illegitimate 13-year-old son Joseph. --A source says, quote, "Arnold wants to spend time with Joseph and play more of an active role in his life. In a way, he's relieved that he no longer has to hide the fact that he is Joseph's father." --The source says Arnold and Joseph have even found a common bond . . . quote, "Joseph loves his dad's car collection. He loves cars, and Arnold has driven his son around his gated Brentwood neighborhood."


Katy Perry and Russell Brand Hired a Cat Whisperer . . . Because Their Cats Weren't Getting Along:

KATY PERRY has three cats: Krusty, Morrissey and Kitty Purry. (--Yeah, I know.) And recently, they went through a patch where they weren't getting along. So Katy and husband RUSSELL BRAND hired a "cat whisperer." --Katy says, quote, "He realigned their chakras and did some hypnosis. We were like, 'Wow, this is extravagant!'"


Larry King Has Already Forgotten Daniel Radcliffe's Name:

Less than a week ago, LARRY KING interviewed the "Harry Potter" cast for a CNN special that airs Sunday night. So you'd think he got pretty familiar with everyone. And you'd be WRONG. --On Wednesday night, a paparazzi scumbag asked Larry which character he identifies with . . . and Larry said, quote, "I love the kid, Dennis. He's a great guy." --Larry added that he loves the new movie, but he admitted that "Harry Potter" isn't really his thing. He said, quote, "I don't identify with any of them. I don't deal with wizards and swords [and] magic." (--Here's video.)



Check Out the "Harry Potter" Kids Then and Now:

It's been 10 years since the first "Harry Potter" movie, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone", came out . . . and it's amazing how much DANIEL RADCLIFFE, RUPERT GRINT and EMMA WATSON have grown. --PopEater.com got some pictures of them from yesterday's British premiere of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2", and compared them with photos from the 2001 premiere of "Sorcerer's Stone". (--Check 'em out here.) (PopEater)


Check Out Video of Shaq Getting Staples Taken Out of His Leg:

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL got staples taken out of his leg yesterday . . . so of course, he recorded it and posted the video online. (--Check it out here. WARNING!!! It's not all that graphic . . . but if medical stuff makes you uncomfortable or squeamish, you might want to skip it.) (--Even if Shaq annoys you, you have to give him comedy points for saying "Kelly Clarkson!" when one of the staples comes out. That's a nod to the chest-waxing scene in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin".) (--Shaq recently had surgery to repair his Achilles tendon.) (--And by the way . . . the chick holding his cast in the video is his girlfriend, Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander. You might remember her as one of the skanks on the first season of the FLAVOR FLAV show, "Flavor of Love".)


"Silence of the Lambs" is Finally an Off-Broadway Musical:

Several years ago, we heard that brothers Jon and Al Kaplan were turning "Silence of the Lambs" into a comedy musical. And then . . . nothing. --We assumed the project went dead . . . but that wasn't the case. The Kaplan brothers kept plugging away at it and now . . . "Silence! The Musical" is playing off-Broadway. --And yes, it's still a comedy. Al says, quote, "It all comes from a place of respect. There's 'Naked Gun'-style humor in the show but there's love for the material everywhere." --Jon adds, quote, "The general story is the same. We push elements that are there further. It's all about exaggerating certain things . . . like accents and lisps." --For more information on the show, hit up their website here.


And Now . . . "Space Invaders" Is Being Made into a Movie:

It took Hollywood long enough to get around to it, but they're finally making a movie based on the greatest arcade game of them all: "Space Invaders". --There's no word on the plot, but obviously, it'll have virtually NOTHING to do with the game . . . since the game had zero plot whatsoever. --The game was just a ship that moves left and right, shooting at badly-rendered alien ships that slowly descent toward it. If any of the alien ships get to the bottom before they can be destroyed . . . game over (--Since it's far more interesting than watching the actual game, check out this AWESOME video of HUMAN "Space Invaders". The same people also made a human "Pac Man" video. Check that one out here.) (--Phone Starter: What old-school arcade game would you like to see on the big screen? And don't say "Donkey Kong", because that's already kind of a rip-off of "King Kong".) (--My vote goes to Q*bert. I think you could make something super-trippy and psychedelic out of that one.)


Check Out a Trailer for the Sarah Palin Movie, "The Undefeated":

That much-hyped, pro-SARAH PALIN documentary "The Undefeated" hits theaters next Friday. A trailer hit the web yesterday. (--You can check it out here.)


Here's Your First Look at Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher:

MERYL STREEP plays former British Prime Minister MARGARET THATCHER in "The Iron Lady", which hits theaters December 16th. If you'd like a sneak peek of her performance, there's a trailer on YouTube. (--You'll find it here.)
"All My Children" and "One Life to Live" Have Been Brought Back to Life . . . Online:

In a somewhat surprising turn of events . . . if anything is still surprising when it comes to soap operas . . . "All My Children" and "One Life to Live" have been brought back from the dead. --Yesterday, ABC announced that they've licensed both soaps to a production company, which is planning to allow the shows to continue . . . on the Internet. --The company has worked out a "multi-year, multi-platform" deal to produce both shows for either online streaming, or to be viewed on the emerging line of TVs that are equipped to handle video from the Internet. --There are still some unanswered questions though. --First off, it's unclear when the online episodes might begin. The final televised episode of "All My Children" will air on September 23rd, and "One Life to Live" will leave TV sometime in January. --It's also unclear how many of the actors are onboard for the transition, especially for the bigger stars like SUSAN LUCCI. It's not just a question of their willingness to move from TV to the Internet . . . it's also that they may be too expensive to retain. --But for what it's worth, a rep from the production company says they're aiming to preserve the, quote, "same quality, format and length" that the soaps had on TV.


ABC News Has Hired Elizabeth Smart as a Kidnapping Correspondent:

ABC News has hired ELIZABETH SMART as, well, a KIDNAPPING CORRESPONDENT. She'll be called upon to comment on missing persons and child abduction cases. --Elizabeth is 23 years old now, and a music major at Brigham Young University in Utah. Back in 2002, when she was 14, she was abducted from her Utah home by a mentally deranged former street preacher and his wife. --She was held captive, abused and raped for about nine months. Fortunately, someone discovered Elizabeth alive . . . obviously . . . about nine months later. --ABC says Elizabeth will make her on-air debut "within the next few weeks." It's unclear whether or not she will remain in college. --A rep for Elizabeth says she accepted the gig to create awareness about cases involving missing children . . . and ABC says this is about, quote, "looking ahead . . . not looking back and telling her story, which has been well told and retold."


And Now . . . Video of Snooki Dancing with a Decorative Plant:

SNOOKI didn't let the Fourth of July weekend go by without having at least one drunken misadventure, and now there's video to prove it. --It's 50 seconds of footage from a bar in Jersey, in which Snooki dances with a decorative potted plant. She looks hammered. Actually, she starts off dancing with it, but by the end she's clinging to it to hold herself up. (--If this is something you'd love to see, here you go.) --By the way, there isn't much more information on THE SITUATION supposedly "storming off" the set, and leaving "Jersey Shore". When the paparazzi asked him about it yesterday, he just shrugged coyly. (--Here's video.)


WEEKEND TV REMINDERS
(--Check your local listing for times in your area.)

Friday TV Reminders:

--"Platinum Hit" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Bravo. (--Singer Bonnie McKee guest judges as the contestants display their talents on the streets of Los Angeles.)

--"Primetime: What Would You Do?" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.

--"Say Yes To the Dress: Atlanta" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on TLC.

--"Say Yes To the Dress: Bridesmaids" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on TLC.

--"Torchwood" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Starz.

Saturday TV Reminders:

--"A Fairly Odd Movie" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Nickelodeon. (--A live-action version of "The Fairly Odd Parents", with Drake Bell playing Timmy Turner. Jason Alexander and Cheryl Hines play Timmy's fairy godparents.)

--"Austin City Limits" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on PBS. (--Rosanne Cash and Brandi Carlile perform.) (REPEAT)

--"Celebrity Ghost Stories" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Bio. (--Jerry Stiller, Mindy McCready, Nick Hogan and Lourdes Benedicto hare their ghostly encounters.)

--"Celebrity Close Calls" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Bio. (--Niki Taylor, Gary Busey and Tiffany share their near death experiences.)

--"Celebrity Ghost Hunt" . . . 11:00 P.M.to Midnight on Bio. (--Eric Roberts and Christopher Atkins search for ghosts with a psychic medium named Chip Coffey.)

--"Saturday Night Live" . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC. (--Tina Fey guest hosts and Ellie Goulding is the musical guest.) (REPEAT)

Sunday TV Reminders:

--"Big Brother 13" [Eviction Nominations] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS.

--"Mob Wives: Reunion Special" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on VH1.

--"Sunday Best" [4th Season Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on BET. (--Kirk Franklin hosts this gospel competition show.)

--"So Random!" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on Disney Channel. (--Pro-skateboarder Tony Hawk guest stars.)

--"Special Edition of Primetime with Diane Sawyer" . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on ABC. (--Diane Sawyer interviews Jaycee Dugard, who was abducted and held for 18 years by Philip and Nancy Garrido.)

--"The Glee Project" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Oxygen. (--The contestants are tested on their ability to dance with guest mentor Harry Shum Jr., who plays Asiatic dancer Mike Chang on the show.)

--"Secrets of SEAL Team 6" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Discovery. (--A profile of the ultra elite covert-ops team that rid the world of Osama Bin Laden.)

--"Hoarding: Buried Alive" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TLC.

--"The Marriage Ref" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on NBC. (--Kathy Griffin, Ellen Pompeo and Brian Regan listen to this week's marital disputes.)

--"Curb Your Enthusiasm" [8th Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on HBO.

--"Sex, Lies, and Power" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on TLC. (--Political sex scandals are examined. They'll of course include former congressman Anthony Weiner and former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.)

--"Famous Food" [SERIES Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on VH1. (--B-list celebrities Heidi Montag, Vincent Pastore, Jake Pavelka and Ashley Dupré compete for the chance at winning part-ownership of a restaurant.)


Is Lady Gaga's Diet and Drug Use Making Her a "Walking Time Bomb"?

LADY GAGA has been fairly candid about her unhealthy diet, drug use and lupus . . . but a rogue "investigative journalist" claims all these things are much more serious than she makes them sound. --His name is Ian Halperin, and he regularly makes outrageous claims about celebrities in his unauthorized biographies. But in December of 2008, he correctly predicted that MICHAEL JACKSON was sick and had six months to live. (--Halperin also wrote the infamous book, "Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson".) --Here's a quick rundown of the accusations Halperin made about Lady Gaga in an interview with "Star" magazine: --Quote, "Those who have worked with her on tour [told] me that Gaga barely ate for weeks at a time to fit into her costume." --"She is sick and obsessed with her weight. One friend told me, 'Gaga will stare at herself in the mirror for hours on end, analyzing and critiquing her body. It's an unhealthy obsession." --"Her lupus is far worse than she lets on . . . part of the reason she wears wigs and makeup is because her hair is falling out and she's covered in red blotches, both side effects of the disease." --"Her drug use started young. From heroin to cocaine and ecstasy, her friends say that she has done every drug conceivable. You name it she has done it." --"She's morphed into this caricature called Lady Gaga, who isn't even a real person. The girl known as Stefi to her friends and family has all but disappeared."

Tim Pawlenty Is One of Lady Gaga's Little Monsters . . . Sort of:

Dull Republican presidential candidate TIM PAWLENTY became a little less dull recently, when he admitted . . . publicly . . . to being a LADY GAGA fan. --He said, quote, "In terms of the beat, I like 'Bad Romance' . . . I gotta say, even though she's a little unusual, 'Born this Way' has got some appeal. --"Now, she's actually very talented. If you go to the end of the Lady Gaga HBO special, and you watch her sing a cappella, 'Born This Way', she can sing. She can definitely sing . . . she's talented . . . and she does it a cappella." (--Here's that clip from the HBO special.) --It's ironic . . . since the song is in part an anthem of equality for all people, and Pawlenty favors amending the U.S. Constitution to outlaw gay marriage. But while Lady Gaga would have a problem with this, Pawlenty doesn't. --He adds, quote, "If you had to limit your artistic choices to just conservatives, we wouldn't have a lot of choices. You've gotta be willing to tolerate different politics." --But you can't be willing to tolerate different people? Interesting. (--Here's the video of Pawlenty talking about his tastes in music. He brings up Lady Gaga at the 1:45 mark. By the way, he says his favorite artist of all time is BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.)


The Top 25 Music Video Celebrity Cameos:

We all know the glory of seeing an awesome surprise cameo by a celebrity in a music video. Well, AOL Music has compiled a list of 25 of their favorites. Here's the top 10:

1.) Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell and on and on . . . in "Fight for Your Right (Revisited)" by the Beastie Boys

2.) Ron Howard, Forest Whitaker, among others . . . in "Blame It (On the Alcohol)" by Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain

3.) Rebecca Black, Debbie Gibson, among others. . . in "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" by Katy Perry

4.) Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, among others . . . in "Freedom! '90" by George Michael

5.) Pamela Anderson, Nia Long and Tracee Ellis Ross . . . in "Touch the Sky"
by Kanye West featuring Lupe Fiasco

6.) Kanye West, Pharrell Williams, among others. . . in "Barbra Streisand" by Duck Sauce

7.) Christopher Walken . . . in "Weapon of Choice" by Fatboy Slim

8.) Zach Galifianakis . . . in "Not About Love" by Fiona Apple

9.) Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, among others . . . in "Giving Up the Gun" by Vampire Weekend

10.) Donald Glover, Jon Oliver, among others . . . in "Moves" by the New Pornographers

(--You can find the entire list, along with the videos for each one, here.)


Lenny Kravitz Has a New Song Out . . . Which May Rip Off Molly Hatchet:

A new LENNY KRAVITZ track has hit the Internet. --It's called "Rock Star City Life", and it's off his next album "Black and White America", which comes out August 30th. He's offering it as a FREE download from his site, but only through the end of the day. (--Here's the link.) (--Or if you prefer, RollingStone.com is streaming the track, here.) --Not to start a "controversy" or anything, but to us the riff sounds a lot like the one from a MOLLY HATCHET song called "Satisfied Man". It was on their 1984 album "The Deed Is Done".

FRIDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS


Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


There was some question as to whether RYAN PHILLIPPE was indeed the father of his ex-girlfriend Alexis Knapp's unborn child. Those questions were apparently answered last Friday when Alexis gave birth . . . and Ryan was in the delivery room. (Full Story)


Here's a list of 10 famous actors and their weirdest film choices. (Full Story)


Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman DARNELL DOCKETT straddled a massive, LIVE alligator at a place called Holiday Park in the Florida Everglades. (Full Story)


On what would have been the fourth anniversary of his wedding to EVA LONGORIA, TONY PARKER spent $5,000 on a jet-pack ride in the Mediterranean. (Photo)


ARTIE LANGE is out of rehab and on the mend . . . and he'd love to return to the "Howard Stern Show" . . . but he realizes he put them in, quote, "a very awkward situation." (Audio)


MARIO LOPEZ has a children's book coming out in September called "Mario and Baby Gia". Gia is his newborn daughter's name, by the way. (Full Story)


An unknown singer is accusing JOHN LEGEND of STEALING his song. He claims John's song "Maxine's Interlude" rips off a demo that he gave John in 2004 . . . two years before "Maxine's Interlude" came out. (Full Story, with audio)


An arty 30-second trailer for the second season of AMC's "The Walking Dead" has been released. It looks cool, but doesn't reveal much. (Video)


Another clip from JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S upcoming appearance on "Man Vs. Wild" has hit the Internet. In this one, Jake EATS A WORM. The episode airs next Monday night on the Discovery Channel. (Full Story, with video)


The band MUSE is trying to convince Virgin boss Richard Branson to help them become the first artists to record a song in SPACE. (Full Story)


STYX hasn't performed with former singer DENNIS DEYOUNG since 1999 . . . and guitarist TOMMY SHAW says he doesn't see them ever reuniting, because, quote, "we weren't even happy working with each other in our heyday." (Full Story)


BEYONCÉ released her "Best Thing I Ever Had" video last night. Beyoncé does parade around in lingerie in a few scenes . . . but aside from that, this is a serious candidate for the most boring music video of all time. (Video)
THE CASEY ANTHONY SENTENCING

Casey Anthony Has Been Sentenced . . . And Will Be Out of Jail By the End of Next Week:

CASEY ANTHONY was sentenced yesterday . . . not for the murder of her two-year-old daughter, since we all know she didn't do THAT. She was sentenced on four counts of providing false information to a law enforcement officer. --The maximum sentence was four years, and that's what she was given. --But . . . she's spent 997 days in jail waiting for the trial, and during the trial. So between time served and some other time getting knocked off for good behavior, she'll be released for good on SUNDAY, July 17th.

--That's it. About one more week in jail and she's free.

--Of course, once she's out, it becomes time for her to CASH IN.

--Fortunately, it may be hard for her to get a multimillion dollar book deal.

--Remember when O.J. SIMPSON was going to release his book "If I Did It"? And the country went INSANE with outrage so it ended up getting canceled? Publishers remember that . . . so they could be reluctant to give Anthony a deal.

--As for paid interviews, TV rights, movie rights, selling stories to gossip blogs and magazines . . . yeah, she could still be able to cash in big on those. Which is pretty nauseating. (Washington Post / Popeater)


RANDOM STUFF

You Can Get Grocery Store Discounts Without Giving Them Your Phone Number . . . Just Use 867-5309:

We've all been there: You're at a grocery store or a drug store, you want to get the discounts from the shopper's loyalty club, but you don't have a membership, you don't want to fill out an application, and you don't want to give them your number. --Here's a GREAT way to beat the system. --Just tell the cashier you forgot your card. They'll ask for your phone number. And just match up any area code along with, arguably, the most famous phone number in history . . . 867-5309. --Which you probably recognized as JENNY'S phone number from the 1982 TOMMY TUTONE one-hit wonder "867-5309/Jenny". --The reason it works is that SOMEONE at some point before you has filled out the application for a membership card, but didn't want to give their real phone number. So they filled in 867-5309. (The Consumerist)


Rich People Shoplift 30% More Than Poor People?

Need another reason to irrationally loathe all those people who make more money than you? Here's a great one. --According to a really interesting new study, rich people are actually much more likely to SHOPLIFT than poorer people. --The study found that Americans who make over $70,000-a-year are 30% more likely to shoplift than people earning $20,000-a-year or less. --Rachel Shteir is the author of a book called "The Steal", which is all about rich people who shoplift. And she says there are two main reasons. --One, entitlement. Richer people develop a sense that it's fine if they occasionally steal lipstick or batteries or whatever because they've spent so much at the store in the past. --And two, RAGE. Shteir says that rich people have trouble handling their little problems . . . they feel like being rich should make those problems go away, and it doesn't . . . so they take their anger out on something impersonal like a store. (Time)


A Woman Sees Her Teenagers in a Robbery Video on the News . . . So She Turns Them In:

Now THIS is how you parent. Teach your beloved angels that you love them no matter what . . . but that there are REAL WORLD CONSEQUENCES when they go too far. --A woman, who only wanted to be identified by her first name "Kizzy," was watching the local news in Milwaukee and saw a surveillance video of a big group of teenagers robbing and ransacking a convenience store on July 4th. --She says before they showed the video, she thought, quote, "What were these kids thinking?" Then when she saw the video she was shocked, disappointed, and sick to see that two of the teenagers on the video were HER kids. --So she called the police and turned in her 13-year-old daughter and 15-year-old son. --Kizzy says, quote, "It's very disappointing. It's like, I'm sick to my stomach. Like really, this is what you do when I'm not around?" --But she says she knew what she had to do . . . and thinks other parents should do the same thing. Quote, "If your kid was in that video, you need to bring them forward because you're letting them think it's okay." --There's no word on what the kids will be charged with. (ABC 12 - Milwaukee) (--You can see the video here.)
Tonight is the Best Night of the Week for Sleep . . . Sunday is the Worst:

You're going to sleep well tonight. Whether it's the fact that you know your alarm isn't going to wake you up tomorrow at an ungodly hour . . . or that you plan to drink 12 glasses of wine tonight . . . you're gonna sleep well. --According to a new survey by Travelodge, 37% of people say that Friday nights are the best nights for sleep. That's WAY ahead of any other night of the week. --Sunday nights get the most votes for the WORST night of sleep. Most people say it's at least partially because they have work on their minds. --They didn't release the results for how the other days broke down. --26% of men and 16% of women say they've fallen asleep during a meeting . . . more than 60% of both have fallen asleep on a bus or train to work . . . and 40% have fallen asleep at the movies. --The survey also found that only 71% of people have their own side of the bed . . . we thought that would be higher. And those people also say that they stick to their side even when they're in a hotel. (Stuff.co.nz) (--True story: We Googled this survey to find out how Travelodge broke down the voting results for each night of the week. And the second result was "Worst night of sleep I have ever had" . . . and it was a review of a Travelodge.)


Mississippi is Still the Fattest State:

Every year, the Trust for America's Health and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation put out a report on obesity and U.S. states called "F as in Fat". And once again the champ is . . . Mississippi, with an adult obesity rate of 34.4%. --The top five most obese U.S. states are rounded out by Alabama, West Virginia, Tennessee, and Louisiana. --The five LEAST obese states are Colorado, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Hawaii, and Utah. So Colorado is the LEAST obese, with a rate of 19.8 percent. Which still means about one in five adults there is obese. --In fact, Colorado is the ONLY state with an obesity rate below 20%. That means that in 49 out of 50 U.S. states, one out of every five adults is obese. Check out some other findings in the report . . .

--The number of obese adults rose in 16 states last year.

--The obesity rate in 12 states is now above 30% . . . Four years ago, only ONE U.S. state had an adult obesity rate above 30%.

--The state with the lowest adult obesity rate today would have the highest rate in 1995.

--Two-thirds of adults and almost one-third of kids are obese or overweight.

(--You're overweight if your body mass index . . . meaning your weight-to-height ratio . . . is between 25 and 29.9. If your BMI is 30 or over you're obese. You can calculate yours by Googling "Calculate your BMI.")

--The causes won't come as a shock: Over the last twenty years, people in the United States have been eating less nutritious food and more of it . . . while their activity levels have fallen. (Reuters) (--See where your state ranks here.)


Kraft is Getting Kids to Eat Vegetables by Hiding Cauliflower in Their Mac and Cheese:

Parents have been trying to get their kids to eat vegetables forever, and clearly it hasn't worked. So it's officially time to move to Plan B: TRICKING your kids into eating vegetables. --And Kraft Foods is taking the lead. --They've started selling a new version of their famous blue-box macaroni and cheese around the U.S. that actually has cauliflower HIDDEN inside. --What they've done is crushed up cauliflower into a powder, then used it to replace some of the flour in the noodles. Every cup of cooked macaroni contains half a serving of vegetables. --And since it's drowned in cheese, your kids will never notice. As long as you don't tell them. Because then, even if they don't notice they'll pretend they do. --Half a serving isn't a ton of vegetables . . . but it's better than just feeding your kids more processed flour. --If you want to buy it, it's called Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner Veggie Pasta, and it's available at Walmart and Target. (Huffington Post)


Word of the Day: Valetudinarian:

valetudinarian (noun) /vall ee too duh nayr ee uhn/ - a weak or sickly person who's constantly worried about his or her health. --Example: I have to work late because Jenny's out sick again. She's such a valetudinarian. How many times can one person call in sick because of Chlamydia in a year?
A Family in Illinois is Shocked When Their Mother Turns Up in Florida 41 Years After She Disappeared . . . and 15 Years After They Buried Her:

Back in 1970, Lula Cora Hood of Galesburg, Illinois disappeared after a major family fight. She left behind 14 kids. Lula had mental health issues and had vanished before, but she always came back. This time, she didn't. -In 1996, the police in Galesburg found some human remains in a brickyard and believed they were Lula's. The 14 children held a funeral and buried the remains. --Back in 2009, through the advances in DNA technology, the police were able to actually test the remains they found in 1996. When it turned out they weren't Lula's, they re-opened the case. --And last week, the family was SHOCKED to learn that 41 years after their mother disappeared and 15 years after they buried her . . . she turned up alive and well in Jacksonville, Florida. --Lula is now 84 years old. --One of her daughters, Grace Kivisto, says that she's going to head to Florida to reunite with her mother. There's no word on whether the police have let Lula know that they've connected her to her long lost family. --As for the human remains, the police aren't sure whose they were. (ABC 8 - Quad Cities)


National Parks in Crisis! If the Scalpers Don't Get You, the Grizzlies Will:

What could be a better summer vacation than camping in one of our national parks? For starters, maybe someplace where you won't get GOUGED by scalpers and MAULED by bears. --The National Park Service announced that they're cracking down on campsite scalpers at Yosemite National Park. (--That's the one in the California mountains, with the giant sequoias.) --Two million people visit the park each summer, but they only have 500 campsites. The nearest campground outside the park is more than an hour away, so there's heavy demand for reservations. And some people are taking advantage of it. --Scalpers bought up reservations online when they first became available in February, and now they're offering them for up to SIX TIMES their face value. That means you'll end up paying up to $120 for a spot that should sell for $20. --Rangers have begun checking campers' ID's when they try to claim their spot. If it doesn't match the name on the reservation, you get the boot. (--So you paid $120 for nothing. Consider yourself warned.) --If you decide to go to Yellowstone instead, you won't have to deal with scalpers . . . but you might get EATEN by BEARS. (--That's the one in Wyoming, with Old Faithful.) --Grizzlies have coexisted peacefully with humans in Yellowstone for years. But one of them broke the truce Wednesday and fatally mauled a 57-year old hiker. Rangers believe the hiker surprised the bear, and she was defending her cubs. (NPR / Huffington Post)


A Former Governor Crashed His Harley . . . and Was Saved Because Rescuers Thought He Had a Head Injury When He Said Who He Was:

After Bob Riley finished his two terms as Alabama's governor in January, he decided to go on a solo cross-country motorcycle trip. --That's what he was doing when he crashed his Harley on a highway in Alaska. (--He was about two hours north of Fairbanks, on the road where they film the show "Ice Road Truckers") --He broke several ribs and his collarbone, and also punctured a lung. Luckily, a guy named Steve DeMolen was driving down the same road and found the wreck. --They were 110 miles from the nearest hospital, and there was no cell service. So Steve put Bob in the back of his truck and began driving. --Then he made conversation to keep Bob from passing out, and asked him what he did for a living . . . and Bob told him he was the former governor of Alabama. --Naturally, Steve panicked. He assumed Governor Riley had a head injury, and was talking nonsense. So he floored it, sped to the hospital, and told the E.R., quote, "His name is Bob Riley and he thinks he's governor of Alabama." --Bob was in critical condition, and he suffered a seizure as soon as they arrived at the hospital . . . so Steve's disbelief and fast driving may have saved Bob's life. --It took a day for Alaska state police to verify Bob's identity, and call Steve with the surprising news that Bob Riley actually WAS the governor of Alabama.
(Associated Press)


Three PTA Moms Made 14 Million Dollars in an Illegal Ponzi Scheme:

If you're like me, you try to be supportive of your kids' education. But the PTA can get annoying with their constant fund raisers. It seems like every week there's another candy sale, or bake sale . . . or illegal Ponzi scheme? --Three PTA moms have been arrested for running a Ponzi scheme that earned more than 14 million dollars at Neil Armstrong Elementary School in suburban Los Angeles. --The women got their start in 2008, when they began asking other PTA members to invest in their new business . . . which they claimed was selling dairy products to Disneyland. --More than 40 people invested . . . some from as far away as Salt Lake City . . . giving the ladies anywhere from $5,000 to $208,000 in cash. --And authorities said that the key to the whole scheme was that the women seemed trustworthy because they were PTA members. --The school eventually caught wind of the scam and kicked the women out of the PTA. But not before they'd spent about $2.5 million on vacations, new cars, and casino gambling trips. --About $10 million has been recovered since the women were arrested and charged with 22 felonies. The school says that no actual PTA funds were used in their scam. (Philly.com)
MEATBALL CRIMINALS

A Woman Was Arrested For Hiring a Hitman to Kill Her Ex-Husband While He Was at a Cracker Barrel:

As someone who refuses to drive more than 150 miles on a road trip without stopping to eat at a Cracker Barrel, I find it DOWNRIGHT OFFENSIVE that this woman tried to SLANDER their good name like this. --47-year-old Enid Albertha Collins of Lawrenceville, Georgia was arrested for hiring a HITMAN to kill her ex-husband . . . while he was at a Cracker Barrel. --The plan was to lure him to a Cracker Barrel in North Carolina . . . which, of course, isn't hard because the food is so delicious. Once he got there and handed over their twin daughters, the hitman would take care of him. --Apparently she wanted him killed because they were fighting over custody and child support. SHE actually owed HIM back child support and didn't have the money to pay it. --She did make it clear to any potential hitmen that she'd dig up $1,500 to pay THEM, though. --The FBI ended up getting tipped off about her plan. --She was arrested and charged with using interstate commerce facilities in attempted murder . . . and the Cracker Barrel remained murder-free. (NBC 22 - Charlotte)


A Guy At a Strip Club Stole Two Cars, Broke Into a House, and Out-Ran Police Twice . . . But They Caught Him When He Went Home:

Meet 23-year-old Nicholas Fox. Going to a strip club wasn't enough excitement for him on Wednesday night . . . so he decided to go on an epic crime spree. --Around 6:30 P.M., Nicholas left the OZ Gentleman's Club in Clearwater, Florida (--Just outside of Tampa). --Before he left, he stole a fellow customer's car keys from the bar, and drove off in their 2007 Buick. As luck would have it, the owner kept a handgun in the vehicle . . . and Nicholas was randomly shooting it from the car when police caught up to him. --Somehow Nicholas got away, crashed the car, and broke into a nearby house to hide. While police searched for him with dogs and a helicopter, he tried to convince the homeowner . . . 33-year-old Joe Stillwell . . . that he was the VICTIM of a crime, and to give him a ride. --Joe played along . . . just to get rid of Nicholas . . . but when they left the house and got in the car, they were stopped by the cops. When Joe got out . . . Nicholas took the opportunity to drive off. --Once again, he managed to get away from the police chase . . . but that's where his criminal mastermind skills failed him. He abandoned the car and WALKED HOME. Police found and arrested him. --He faces charges for carjacking, burglary of an occupied dwelling, resisting arrest without violence, and violation of probation for robbery by sudden snatching. (St. Petersburg Times)


Slurpee Birthday Bash

7-Eleven invites customers to celebrate its birthday on Monday – July 11th, or 7-Eleven Day – with a free 7.11-ounce frozen Slurpee drink. Participating 7-Eleven stores across the U.S. and Canada will serve up 5 million free 7.11-ounce Slurpees on Monday. “Slurpee-brations” and 7-Eleven birthday parties will be held at select stores with music, entertainment, prizes and food, and Slurpee-mobiles will provide free samples at select 7-Eleven stores across the country. Find out more at www.7-Eleven.com.


Random News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


And now PRESIDENT OBAMA has called the internet . . . "the internets."
(Full Story)


80% of people plan to drive their current car at least another 50,000 miles. 68% plan to put 50,000 more miles on their current car than their last one, which is up from 60%. 60% of people say they have at least 100,000 miles on their car, up 25% from last year. And 68% say they plan to put 150,000 miles on their car. (Full Story)


Is the 40-hour work week going extinct? Highly paid workers regularly work 50 hour weeks, while lower paid workers have had their hours cut, and work irregular schedules. (Full Story)


Check out the most expensive places in the U.S. to park. Manhattan is first, at $541 a month, followed by Boston, San Francisco, Philly, and Seattle. The national average is $155 a month. (Full Story)
NAZZY’S VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) A Cell Phone Went Off During Match Point of a Women's Tennis Match . . . And One of the Players Realized It Was Hers:

The number one women's tennis player in the world, CAROLINE WOZNIACKI, played a Swedish Open match on Tuesday against a French player named Alizé Cornet (--pronounced Al-ee-zay Kor-nay). --And right before Wozniacki was about to serve for match point, someone's cell phone went off. So she stood there waiting for the person to mute it . . . until Cornet realized it was HER phone. --And when she ran over to her bag to turn it off, she got a big laugh from the crowd and a big smile from Wozniacki. Wozniacki ended up losing the set but won the match. (--Search YouTube for "Cell Phone Rings on Match Point for Wozniacki." She realizes whose phone it is at :18.)


#2.) A Little Girl Tried to Use a Slip 'N Slide That Wasn't Wet Enough . . . And Her Mom Thought It Was Hilarious When She Slammed Face-First Into the Ground:

Have you ever tried using a Slip 'N Slide when there wasn't enough water on it? It's painful. And there's a video online of a little girl who found out the hard way. --Right after her mom said it might not be slippery yet, she ran across the yard and tried to slide on her knees. But as soon as her skin hit the plastic she STUCK, and got thrown face-first into the ground. All her mom could do was laugh. (--Search YouTube for "Little Girl Doesn't Slip on Slide." It happens at :24.)


#3.) Check Out Time-Lapse Video of the Space Shuttle Being Prepped for Its Final Launch:

The final Space Shuttle launch is set for either today or Sunday, depending on the weather in Cape Canaveral. You've probably seen video of launches before, but MSNBC has a time-lapse video of the four days LEADING UP to the launch. --It shows the Space Shuttle Atlantis being checked out in its processing hanger, and towed to another building where they tilt it up on its end, then attach the fuel tank and the rocket boosters. --Then they transport the whole thing to the launch pad while it's standing up. (--Search MSNBC.com for "See Shuttle Atlantis' Last Trek to Liftoff." It gets tilted up on its end at 1:01, and taken to the launch pad at 1:49.)


Three Questions You Should Ask on Every First Date:

People tend to ask the same boring questions when they're on a first date. So if you're out this weekend and there's an awkward silence, here are three DIFFERENT questions you should ask on any first date. --They're interesting conversation starters, but they can also help you learn important things about the person.

#1.) What Would You Do Right Now If You Had a Million Dollars? It's a good question because it's fun. But it'll also give you some insight into what the person's passionate about. And it's more interesting than just asking what their hobbies are.

#2.) What's the Scariest Thing You've Ever Done? It'll help you gauge how adventurous the person is. And it'll also give each of you a chance to tell a crazy story about yourself.

#3.) What's the One Place You'd Move to in an Instant? The answer can reveal a lot about what the person wants their future to look like. --If they like big cities or small towns and you do too, that's great. But if they say Budapest, and you have absolutely NO interest in going to Budapest, that's good to know too. --They could also say they wouldn't move ANYWHERE, which is kind of a boring answer. But if you love where you live, it might be a GREAT answer. (AskMen.com)

Four Signs the Person You're With is Going to Break Your Heart:

Let's face it: The majority of relationships end in failure. So before you invest too much time and energy in someone new, we've got four signs from "Ask Men" that your new boyfriend or girlfriend is going to break your heart.

#1.) They Have No Old Friends. If you're dating someone who has no friends they've known longer than a few months, either their friends bail because they're annoying, or they need constant change. And neither of those is good for you.

#2.) They Need a Lot of Space. Independence is good as a personality trait, but someone who CRAVES their own time and space almost ALL the time usually gets tired of anyone who takes it up. Even if they like you.

#3.) They're Not Grounded. Some people are just never satisfied with what they have, and that makes them ambitious. Fine. But having high standards and ambition is one thing . . . --Expecting wealth, constant attention, fame, or the perfect relationship is another thing, and it just isn't realistic. And they'll just leave you when something better comes along.

#4.) They Already Had Someone When They Met You. If you hooked up with someone while they were dating someone else, guess what: There's a good chance they'll do the exact same thing to YOU down the line. (Ask Men)

Thursday, July 7, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (07-07-11)

CASEY ANTHONY: THE AFTERMATH

A Porno Company Offered Casey Anthony a Job . . . Then Took It Back:

CASEY ANTHONY almost had a job in porno yesterday . . . but it disappeared almost as quickly as it materialized. --Steve Hirsch . . . head of the Vivid Entertainment empire . . . offered to put Casey in one of his movies. But after a major backlash, he rescinded it. --He said, quote, "It has become obvious to us that Vivid fans, and people in general, want nothing to do with her and that includes a Triple-X movie. --"We were ready to make an offer to Casey to star in one of our feature films. It's clear to me now, however, that there has been an overwhelmingly negative response to our offer and so we've decided to withdraw it. --"We now believe that we underestimated the emotional response that people are having to the verdict. A movie starring Casey Anthony is not what people want to see." (--Casey may not need porno. People are speculating that she could earn MILLIONS by cashing in on her daughter's death in the news and entertainment media. You can read more about that here and here.) --Casey will be sentenced THIS MORNING on four counts of lying to investigators. She could get a year on each count, but her lawyers will ask for time served. If the judge agrees, Casey will officially be a free woman today.


Juror #3 Says She and the Other Jurors Were Sick to Their Stomachs About The Casey Anthony Verdict:

A lot of people have been talking trash about the jury that acquitted CASEY ANTHONY of killing her daughter Caylee. --But ABC News spoke to one of the jurors yesterday, and it turns out that she and her 11 colleagues had a really tough time letting Casey skate. --32-year-old Jennifer Ford . . . a.k.a. Juror #3 . . . summed up the jury's feelings like this, quote, "I did not say she was innocent. I just said there was not enough evidence. --"If you cannot prove what the crime was, you cannot determine what the punishment should be." --As for why the jurors refused to talk to the media after the verdict, she said, quote, "It was because we were sick to our stomach to get that verdict. We were crying and not just the women. It was emotional and we weren't ready. --"We wanted to do it with integrity and not contribute to the sensationalism of the trial." --Alternate juror Russell Huekler added, quote, "The prosecution failed to prove their case and there was reasonable doubt. Again, they didn't show us how Caylee died. They didn't show us a motive. I'm sorry people feel that way." (--Here's video.)


Jennifer Aniston Doesn't Blame Angelina Jolie for Her Divorce from Brad Pitt:

JENNIFER ANISTON taped an interview for "Inside the Actors Studio" . . . and spoke pretty openly about her breakup with BRAD PITT. And here's the big takeaway: She doesn't blame ANGELINA JOLIE. --Instead, she vaguely insinuated that they just grew apart . . . quote, "It's just complicated. There are all these levels of growth . . . and when you stop growing together, that's when the problems happen." --But she still admits she was, quote, "shocked" to see pictures of Brad and Angelina together after their divorce. --Jennifer said that filming "The Break Up" with VINCE VAUGHN helped her get through the divorce . . . quote, "It was just a beautiful story about a couple breaking-up. And I was slightly familiar on the topic and the issue. --"And I sort of honestly felt like, what a great way to sort of exercise some of that. And I enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. --"You would think otherwise, because even the producers were like, 'I don't know if we should ask you to do this,' but I was like, why not? Turn the page, let's move on." (--Jennifer's episode of "Inside the Actors Studio" airs Monday night.)


Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Giving Their Relationship Another Try?

"Us Weekly" claims that JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL are giving their relationship another shot. --A source says, quote, "They're quietly seeing each other again . . . Jessica really wanted to get back together with him and Justin realized single life is not what it's cracked up to be." --Justin and Jessica broke up in March, after about four years together.


Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Baby Bump . . . And Says You Have to Flaunt It When You're Pregnant:

JESSICA ALBA shows off her baby bump on the cover of "Latina" magazine. (--Here's the pic, along with a few candids.) (Celebitchy) --Jessica tells the magazine that pregnant women should show off their bellies if they want to feel sexy . . . quote, "It's better to show it than to hide it. --"If you look in the mirror and you look really wide and frumpy, then you're going to appear really wide and frumpy. The more figure-forming your clothes, even though you have more curves, the better. --"I like long, thin sweaters that kind of hide my hips and my booty, so there's not a huge emphasis on how big they're getting." --Jessica also says that before getting her big break in the James Cameron-produced TV series "Dark Angel", she had trouble snagging roles because of her unique appearance. --Jessica is of Dutch and Hispanic descent, so she's a little light-skinned for a Latina, but a little too dark for a white girl . . . which is kind of a double-whammy. --She says, quote, "I certainly knew the significance of 'Dark Angel' because I knew how difficult it was just to get to that point. A lot of people didn't even give me a chance based on how racially ambiguous I looked."


George Clooney Broke Up with Elisabetta Canalis Because He Still Refuses to Get Married:

This isn't exactly the bombshell of the year, but it's coming from a semi-official source, so it's worth noting: The reason GEORGE CLOONEY broke up with ELISABETTA CANALIS is because he still refuses to get married. --That's what Manuele Malenotti says. He's an Italian businessman and one of George's close friends. And he's the guy who introduced George and Elisabetta two years ago. --He says, quote, "I always knew that it wouldn't last." --"All I can say is that George, when it comes to love, has decided that he is not going to get married again and he is not going to have any children and he won't change his mind." (--Clooney was married to actress TALIA BALSAM from 1989 to 1993. They didn't have any kids together.) --Malenotti would also like you to know that the relationship was not a publicity stunt, and George is NOT GAY . . . quote, "Their love story was very intense. In two years they shared numerous moments. --"He opened the doors of his life to her, introducing her to his friends and family . . . I have spent a lot of time with him and a lot of women have passed through his life. --"You never know in life, and men are having an identity crisis but I can tell you George is not gay."


The Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Name Chronicles: Natalie Portman's New Son is Named "Aleph":

We found out the name of NATALIE PORTMAN'S newborn son yesterday . . . and I kind of wish we hadn't. Because it's ALEPH. (???) --In Hebrew, Aleph is the first letter of the alphabet. It can also be spelled "Alef". --It's also a Judaic Kabbalah term that means, "primordial one that contains all numbers" . . . which is somehow related to the origin of the universe, the oneness of God or something like that. (--All of which is well and good and noble in theory . . . but NOT when it results in your kid having to go through 12 years of school with the name "Aleph".) --As you probably know, Aleph's dad is Natalie's choreographer from "Black Swan", Benjamin Millepied. hey're engaged.


An Ad for the New Kevin James Movie Was Digitally Inserted into a Rerun of a 2007 Episode of "How I Met Your Mother":

Some people might look at this as an ingenious new way to advertise . . . while others will probably see it as an early warning sign of BIG BROTHER. I'll give you the facts and let you make the call . . . --During a recent airing of a "How I Met Your Mother" rerun, someone noticed that in the background of one particular shot, there was a magazine with an ad for the new KEVIN JAMES movie, "Zookeeper". --But here's the thing: The episode originally aired on March 19th, 2007. --That means somebody digitally inserted an ad for a movie that's opening this Friday into a TV show that was produced MORE THAN FOUR YEARS AGO. (--Check out these two photos. The first shows the digitally-inserted ad . . . while the second is from the same scene BEFORE the ad was inserted.) (Link#1, Link#2) (--And now we're one step closer to a world where advertising takes up every available space imaginable. They can even send their advertising messages to you via THINGS THAT ALREADY HAPPENED.) (--There's something that just feels crazy wrong about that, isn't there? Or am I overreacting? Discuss.)


Will Charlie Sheen Star in a Sitcom Based on the 2003 Movie "Anger Management"?

TMZ reports that CHARLIE SHEEN is in "the final stages of negotiations" to star in a sitcom based on the 2003 ADAM SANDLER comedy "Anger Management". --Charlie's character would be loosely based on Dr. Buddy Rydell, the anger management guru that JACK NICHOLSON played in the movie. But Charlie's version of the counselor will be a former athlete, who has anger issues of his own. --One of the producers of the movie is reportedly onboard . . . and he's previously worked with Charlie on five projects, including "Major League", "Young Guns" and "The Three Musketeers". --In other words, it should be a much more Charlie-friendly situation, since he did NOT get along with "Two and a Half Men" producer Chuck Lorre . . . or at least not in the end. --Since the deal hasn't even been finalized yet, it's too early to say what network it might end up on, or when it might premiere. (--Before all these alleged details were dug up, Charlie teased the show to the paparazzi. Here's that video. Charlie starts talking about it 35 seconds in.) --If this show is a go, you'd think it would immediately be a hot commodity . . . and should get plenty of interest from the major networks.)
Sadly, Lisa Lampanelli Can't Make the Charlie Sheen Roast:

Sadly, comedienne LISA LAMPANELLI can't make Comedy Central's roast of CHARLIE SHEEN in September . . . for now at least. --She explains, quote, "I'm actually booked to do a show that night already, but if there's any way I can get out of it, all I can say is, 'Charlie, here I come!'" --Lisa adds, quote, "I am personally thrilled to death that they chose Charlie and I'm glad he's desperate enough to have accepted the challenge. I mean, come on . . . the guy was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. --"I guess he now knows how Bruce Willis felt!" (--Let's hope she can make it happen . . . because Lisa is one of the few comedians who's diabolical enough to come up with material that would SLICE THROUGH the countless, played-out Charlie Sheen jokes.) --Meanwhile, Charlie's ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER wants no part of the roast . . . meaning that she doesn't want anyone roasting HER. --Supposedly, Brooke took time out of her daily rehab commute to notify her lawyers that she will NOT tolerate her name being mentioned during the roast. --She's "seriously considering" sending Comedy Central a letter demanding that they cut any mentions of her.


NEW MOVIES THIS WEEKEND

"Horrible Bosses" Competes Against the "Zookeeper" This Weekend:

#1.) "Zookeeper" (PG)

A comedy starring Kevin James. He makes up his mind to quit being a zookeeper, until the animals at his zoo reveal their big secret: They can talk. So instead of taking a better job to impress a girl, he starts taking dating advice from the animals. --You might not recognize their voices right away, but it's got Nick Nolte as the gorilla, Sylvester Stallone as the lion, Adam Sandler as the monkey, and Cher as the lioness. (Trailer)


#2.) "Horrible Bosses" (R)

Jason Bateman, Charlie Day from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", and "SNL's" Jason Sudeikis play friends who hire hitman Jamie Foxx to get rid of their abusive bosses. But he suggests they do it themselves, with each killing the other's boss. --The horrible bosses are Kevin Spacey as a jerk executive, Jennifer Aniston as a sex-obsessed dentist, and Colin Farrell as salesman with a comb-over and a vendetta against employees who are chubby or disabled. (Trailer) (Red Band Trailer)


"Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" is the Eighth Movie to Hit the $1 Billion Mark in Worldwide Box Office:

I had no idea "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" was such a massive hit . . . but last weekend, it became only the eighth movie to pass the $1 BILLION mark in worldwide box office.

--Here's the complete list of movies that have hit that milestone . . .

#1.) "Avatar", $2.8 billion

#2.) "Titanic", $1.8 billion

#3.) "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King", $1.12 billion

#4.) "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest", $1.07 billion

#5.) "Toy Story 3", $1.06 billion

#6.) "Alice in Wonderland", $1.02 billion

#7.) "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides", $1.009 billion

#8.) "The Dark Knight", $1.002 billion

It's Official: James Spader Is Coming to "The Office":

The rumor was true: JAMES SPADER will join the cast of "The Office" this season, as the new CEO of Sabre, Dunder Mifflin's parent company. He's replacing the former CEO, who was played by KATHY BATES on a recurring basis. --It's still unclear whether or not someone else is coming onboard to take over for STEVE CARELL as the regional manager. --For what it's worth, a lot of people seem to think that the addition of Spader means that one of the current cast members will move into Michael Scott's office.


David Hasselhoff's Next TV Gig: A Well-Endowed Former Porno Star:

DAVID HASSELHOFF will appear on the FX show "Sons of Anarchy" this fall, as a "well-endowed former porno star who's now producing sleazy girl-on-girl adult films." --For now, it sounds like he's only doing one episode, which will air sometime in October (--"Sons of Anarchy" is a drama about an outlaw motorcycle club in Northern California. It's entering its fourth season, but there's no premiere date yet.)


Is The Situation Quitting "Jersey Shore" Too?

A bunch of websites were saying that THE SITUATION quit "Jersey Shore" yesterday . . . but there wasn't much evidence to back it up. --Basically, there were reports that he got angry about something, ripped off his mic, stormed off the set, and told some photographers, quote, "It's over . . . Say goodbye to the bad guy." There are photos of the whole thing on TheSuperficial.com. --But there hasn't been a statement from him or MTV, he doesn't look all that mad in the photos, and Vinny pulled the same act last week, so who knows. (--They're filming the fifth season right now, and season four . . . the one where they're in Italy . . . starts August 4th.)


"America's Got Talent" Beat the Season Finale of "The Voice":

Only 11 million people tuned in to watch JAVIER COLON be crowned as the first winner of "The Voice". The season finale came in fourth behind both episodes of "America's Got Talent". The final performance show did a little better at #2.


Thursday TV Reminders: (--Check your local listings.)

--"So You Think You Can Dance" [Results Show] . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Fox.

--"Big Brother 13" [13th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on CBS.

--"Call Me Fitz" [1st Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on DirecTV.

--"Police Women of Broward County" [6th Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TLC.

--"Swords" [3rd Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Discovery.


Beyoncé Just Scored Her Fourth #1 Album:

Five new albums debuted in the "Billboard" Top 10 this week . . . but nobody could touch BEYONCÉ. Her new album "4" sold 310,000 copies, which was more than the four other new releases COMBINED. --It also gives Beyoncé her fourth #1 solo album in four tries. Only two other artists have had their first four studio albums debut atop the "Billboard" 200 . . . BRITNEY SPEARS and DMX.

1.) (NEW) "4", Beyoncé (310,000 copies)

2.) "21", Adele (92,000 copies)

3.) (NEW) "Finally Famous", Big Sean (87,000 copies)

The Top-Selling Albums of the Year . . . So Far:

Billboard.com has released the music sales numbers for the first half of the year . . . a six month period that ran up through this past Sunday. Here's a brief rundown: --Nine of the Top 20 Albums were released within 2011, while the other 11 were holdovers from last year. The oldest album to make the list is "Need You Now" by LADY ANTEBELLUM, which came out in January of 2010. --The top two albums . . . ADELE'S "21" and LADY GAGA'S "Born This Way" . . . were the only discs to move at least a million copies over the past six months.

--Here are the Top 20 Albums and their 2011 sales totals:

1.) "21", Adele . . . 2.5 million copies

2.) "Born This Way", Lady Gaga . . . 1.5 million copies

3.) "Sigh No More", Mumford & Sons . . . 982,000 copies

4.) "My Kinda Party", Jason Aldean . . . 763,000 copies

5.) "Doo-Wops & Hooligans", Bruno Mars . . . 686,000 copies

6.) "Never Say Never: The Remixes", Justin Bieber . . . 676,000 copies

7.) "F.A.M.E.", Chris Brown . . . 646,000 copies

8.) "Now 37", Various Artists . . . 637,000 copies

9.) "Pink Friday", Nicki Minaj . . . 609,000 copies

10.) "Teenage Dream", Katy Perry . . . 600,000 copies

11.) "Loud", Rihanna . . . 598,000 copies

12.) "Femme Fatale", Britney Spears . . . 590,000 copies

13.) "Speak Now", Taylor Swift . . . 563,000 copies

14.) "Greatest Hits", Pink . . . 530,000 copies

15.) "My World 2.0", Justin Bieber . . . 524,000 copies

16.) "Recovery", Eminem . . . 517,000 copies

17.) "Wasting Light", Foo Fighters . . . 497,000 copies

18.) "Rolling Papers", Wiz Khalifa . . . 484,000 copies

19.) "Need You Now", Lady Antebellum . . . 473,000 copies

20.) "Now 38", Various Artists . . . 440,000 copies
The Top-Selling Digital Songs of the Year . . . So Far:

Two tracks have sold over 4 million downloads over the first six months of the year: KATY PERRY'S "E.T." and ADELE'S "Rolling in the Deep". Naturally, they came in at #1 and #2 on Billboard.com's list of 2011's Top 20 Digital Songs.

--Here are the Top 20 Digital Songs and their 2011 sales totals:

1.) "E.T.", Katy Perry (featuring Kanye West) . . . 4.12 million copies

2.) "Rolling in the Deep", Adele . . . 4.1 million copies

3.) "[Eff] You (Forget You)", Cee Lo Green . . . 3.2 million copies

4.) "Born This Way", Lady Gaga . . . 3 million copies

5.) "S&M", Rihanna . . . 2.73 million copies

6.) "On the Floor", Jennifer Lopez (featuring Pitbull) . . . 2.7 million copies

7.) "Just Can't Get Enough", Black Eyed Peas . . . 2.5 million copies

8.) "Look at Me Now", Chris Brown (featuring Lil Wayne) . . . 2.44 million copies

9.) "Grenade", Bruno Mars . . . 2.4 million copies

10.) "Firework", Katy Perry . . . 2.3 million copies

11.) "Give Me Everything", Pitbull (featuring Afrojack and Nayer) . . . 2.2 million copies

12.) "[Effin'] Perfect", Pink . . . 2.19 million copies

13.) "Blow", Kesha . . . 2.16 million copies

14.) "I Need a Doctor", Dr. Dre (featuring Eminem and Skylar Grey) . . . 2.07 million copies

15.) "The Lazy Song", Bruno Mars . . . 2.06 million copies

16.) "The Show Goes On", Lupe Fiasco . . . 2.05 million copies

17.) "Down on Me", Jeremih (featuring 50 Cent) . . . 2.04 million copies

18.) "Till the World Ends", Britney Spears . . . 1.99 million copies

19.) "Black and Yellow", Wiz Khalifa . . . 1.96 million copies

20.) "Party Rock Anthem", LMFAO (featuring Lauren Bennett and GoonRock) . . . 1.8 million copies

(--For more stats on this year's music sales so far, hit up this link.)


Video of Alice Cooper and Kesha Doing "School's Out":

ALICE COOPER joined KESHA onstage at her gig in Oslo, Norway, on Tuesday night to help her cover his classic "School's Out". --Kesha starts the song . . . then Alice walks out onstage . . . and then it gets BIZARRE. (CAREFUL) While they're performing, someone dressed up as a PENIS spars with someone dressed up as another Alice Cooper in the background. (--Here's video. Alice comes out at the 1:27 mark, and the fake penis begins tussling with the fake Alice Cooper just over 2 minutes in. It's unclear WHY this was going on . . . or if Alice was even aware of it.) (--Afterwards, Alice Tweeted this picture of him with Kesha.)
THURSDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS


Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


OPRAH WINFREY is going to teach a class at her girls' school in South Africa in the fall. The course will be called "It's Life 101", and it'll be about all the things she wishes someone had told her about how the world works. (Full Story)



KERI RUSSELL is pregnant with her second child. (Full Story)



NICOLAS CAGE'S son WESTON posted a rambling, Charlie Sheen-esque message on his Facebook page yesterday. The gist of it is that he's leaving his wife. Oh, and she's pregnant. (Full Story)



BEN AFFLECK apparently hosted his own poker games around the time he was dating JENNIFER LOPEZ . . . and he lost a lot of money. (Full Story)



The "Star" tabloid claims MICHAEL JACKSON left behind nearly a BILLION DOLLARS in art . . . but due to some shady business dealings by one of his last managers, Michael's mother and children are in danger of losing it. (Full Story)



MILEY CYRUS would like to know why people can get away with murdering children, but California can't legalize gay marriage. (Full Story)


I saw a trailer for the new "Three Musketeers" movie yesterday, and there were parts of it where I thought I was watching clips from a new "Matrix" movie. (Trailer)



SMASH MOUTH singer STEVE HARWELL promises to eat 24 EGGS . . . in one sitting . . . if fans pledge $10,000 for charity. Over half the money has been raised. (Full Story)




It's actually happening . . . for now at least: AEROSMITH went into the studio on Tuesday to begin recording their next album. Apparently, the first day was, quote, "inspiring." (Full Story)



ELIZABETH HURLEY will guest star on multiple episodes of "Gossip Girl" next season. (Full Story)



"Glee" didn't fire CHORD OVERSTREET . . . they still would like him to make "recurring" appearances on the show. A source says it's up to Chord to decide whether or not he wants to come back. (Full Story)



A new animated "Care Bears" series is in the works. It's supposed to premiere sometime next year. There's no word on a network yet. (Full Story)


RANDOM STUFF

Married Men Crave Cuddling More Than Women:

According to a new study out of the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University, marriage seems to make men SOFT . . . and makes women into SEX-CRAVING BEASTS. --In the study, married men reported the highest levels of happiness when their relationship featured lots of KISSING . . . lots of CUDDLING . . . and lots of climaxes for their wives. --Married women's happiness wasn't tied to ANY of that. Kissing, cuddling, and their husband's sexual satisfaction didn't really affect their happiness. --What DID affect their happiness was how OFTEN they were getting-it-on. The more sex they got, the happier they were. --But there WAS one thing from the study that seems to make sense with the usual gender stereotypes: It found that the more sexual partners a man had before getting married, the LESS sexually satisfied he was over time. --That makes more sense based on the traditional gender roles: When a guy knows what VARIETY was like, it's harder for him to have only one option for the rest of his life. (Daily Mail)


Only 47% of Men Want a Woman to Wear a Thong Bikini on a Beach Date?

It makes sense during the summer to go on dates to a beach or the pool. Of course, that does involve taking off a LOT of clothing. And because it's a date, you'll probably obsess a little over what to wear. --Well . . . believe it or not, even if you can pull off an ultra-revealing bathing suit, it might not be the right call. --Only 47% of men say they'd want a woman to wear a THONG BIKINI on a first date to the beach or pool. And only 9% of women want a guy to wear a small SPEEDO. --Overall, only 34% of women said they'd be totally comfortable being in a bathing suit in front of someone on the first three dates. --The survey also found that 49% of people have turned a summer fling into a long-term relationship. --And finally . . . only 1.4% of people say that a date to a coffee shop is good during the summer. (PR Newswire)


Same-Sex Couples Began Applying For Marriage Licenses In New York . . . But the Application Still Asks For "Bride" and "Groom":

Same-sex couples were officially allowed to start applying for marriage licenses in New York this week . . . but the people who rushed to be first in line found out there are a few details bureaucrats still need to work out. (--New York legalized same-sex marriage a few weeks ago, but the law doesn't go into effect until July 24th . . . and couples hoping to marry the day it becomes legal can apply for a license three weeks in advance.) --The online marriage license application hadn't been updated . . . so when excited gay couples in New York went online Tuesday morning, they were greeted with a form asking them to provide information on the "bride" and "groom". --The city reported that their help line was flooded with about 60 calls from confused gays. One outraged person complained on Twitter that he was being "force feminized" by the application. --A few couples decided to wait rather than refer to themselves as bride and groom, but many didn't. New York City reported a 20% increase in applications on Tuesday compared to a normal July day. --The form was corrected by Tuesday night. It now has blanks for, quote, "Bride/Groom/Spouse A" and "Bride/Groom/Spouse B". (New York Times)


Your Wine Contains More Alcohol Than the Label Claims . . . Because Wine Makers Know You Won't Admit You Like Getting Drunk:

Good news! Wine makers have been lying to you for years about how much alcohol they put in your wine . . . and it's actually MORE than the label says. --A 16-year study of 129,000 wines from around the world found that more than half of all wine contains more alcohol than the amount claimed on the bottle's label. --The American Association of Wine Economists found that the average wine contains 13.6% alcohol. But the average wine LABEL says it contains 13.1% alcohol. --The extra alcohol amounts to about a quarter ounce in each glass of wine. --Most countries, including the U.S., allow some discrepancy between a wine's actual content and the label . . . but that doesn't mean the difference is an accident. --Many winemakers admit to lying about their alcohol content for marketing purposes. Their research shows that wine drinkers like getting drunk . . . even though they CLAIM to be opposed to high alcohol content. (Time)
New York State Passed a Law Requiring Warning Labels on . . . Sippy Cups?

When people talk about the government getting too involved in our lives, this is EXACTLY what they're talking about: The New York state legislature passed a bill this week to regulate . . . SIPPY CUPS. --They say that sippy cups are a DANGER to children, because the way they're constructed rots children's teeth. And they've passed a bill to make it illegal to sell a sippy cup without a warning label on it. --They passed a similar bill last year but Governor David Paterson vetoed it for being ridiculous. There's no word on what New York's new governor, Andrew Cuomo, will do with it. (New York Daily News)


Teachers and Principals in Atlanta Have Been Running the Biggest Cheating Ring in History:

For years, the Atlanta school system won awards for their students' strong performance on standardized tests. And it turns out they did it by running the largest cheating ring in history. -A special investigation by the Governor's office has uncovered 178 teachers and principals at 44 schools who were changing student answers to improve grades. Almost half of them have already CONFESSED to doing it. --The state became suspicious when they saw that Atlanta students seemed to erase their wrong answers a lot more than students at other schools. They also tended to improve their scores remarkably on tests that were critical for state funding . . . then the scores droppd shortly after. --Teachers at one school held weekend "changing parties" to fix incorrect answers on the tests. They even wore gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints. Other schools changed students' seats so that bad students would get easier versions of the test. --The school system kept it a secret for close to a decade through fear and intimidation against whistleblowers. One teacher said the school district was run, quote, "like the mob." --The state hasn't decided what charges to pursue, but falsifying student records is a felony . . . and standardized tests are student records. (Journal Constitution)


It's a Jersey Thing . . . Six People are Injured in New Jersey in a Spray Tan Explosion:

Of COURSE this happened in New Jersey. Sometimes the universe just can't help itself. --In Branchburg, New Jersey, six people were injured on Tuesday in . . . a SPRAY TAN EXPLOSION. Not that we want to make light of their injuries. But come on. --The people were all employees at a company called American Spraytech. They were working in the factory when an aerosol can of tanning spray EXPLODED. It somehow blew up in the machine that labels the cans. --The brand of the exploding spray tan was Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs. --The six injured workers had minor burns on their arms and faces. They were taken to a local hospital for treatment. --The workers range from 19 to 38 years old. (Somerset Messenger-Gazette)


Will Terrorists Start Planting Explosives in Breast Implants?

When you're at an airport, keep an eye out for people acting suspicious. You'll know them by their nervous glances, heavy breathing, and GARGANTUAN BREASTS. --According to Homeland Security, there's new intelligence that suggests Al Qaeda might start trying to plant bombs in BREAST IMPLANTS. The woman with the implants would then suicide bomb using those implants. --They say the terrorists could also use buttock implants for the same purpose. --It sounds like a joke, but they say it's a legit threat. And while they haven't heard of any specific threat, they're keeping a special eye out for it. (Wall Street Journal)


MEATBALL CRIMINALS

A Man Tries Recreating the Will Ferrell Streaking Scene From "Old School" . . . And is Promptly Arrested:

One of the best scenes in the movie "Old School" is when WILL FERRELL gets drunk and goes STREAKING by himself. --23-year-old Khalaf Mourad of Lincoln, Nebraska apparently loves that scene from the movie. And on July 4th, he decided to pay homage. --So he stripped down naked, held his shorts and a shirt in his hand, and ran naked through the city. --A cop stopped him and asked him what he was doing. Khalaf responded, quote, "I'm re-enacting a scene from 'Old School'." --The cop made him get dressed and arrested him for indecent exposure. --Khalaf's 19-year-old brother was nearby . . . fully clothed . . . and gave the cop another excuse for why his brother decided to go streaking. Quote, "He's an idiot." (Lincoln Journal Star / The Smoking Gun)




RANDOM NEWS EXTRAS

News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


According to a new survey of college kids, the positives of binge drinking outweigh the negatives. The negatives in the study included blackouts, fights, lost or stolen belongings, hangovers, and missed class. And the positives were better conversational and joke-telling abilities, and more energy to stay up late partying. Researchers are calling it "rose colored beer goggles." (Full Story)


On Tuesday night, residents of Boise, Iowa rescued some ducklings trapped in the sewer . . . using duct tape. (Full Story)


Home births are up 20% over the last five years. White women are more likely to have home births, at 1 in 98 . . . than blacks, at 1 in 357 . . . or Hispanics, at 1 in 500. (Full Story)


Introducing 'People Staring at Computers.' Someone used software to take people's pictures as they used public computers. But basically, the site features lots of people looking bored. (Full Story)


NAZZY’S VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) Check Out the Three Best Videos of the Massive Sand Storm That Hit Phoenix, Arizona:

Phoenix got hit with a massive, 70-mile-wide sand storm on Tuesday. If you haven't seen the videos, there are a bunch on YouTube. But we found the top three: --The first one shows footage taken from a helicopter. The second one shows the storm in time-lapse from two different cameras, completely covering the city. --And the third one is shot from inside a car that drives straight INTO the storm. Once it gets inside, it's completely dark. (--Search YouTube for "Video of Doomsday Scenes in Arizona," "Amazing Time-Lapse of Phoenix Haboob," and "Driving Into AZ Haboob HD." In the third video, the car enters the storm around :47.)


#2.) A Lamborghini Going 100 Miles an Hour Drove Over a Squirrel . . . But Somehow Didn't Hit It:

One of the most popular videos on YouTube right now is of a squirrel cheating death at a racetrack in California last month. It happened when the squirrel tried to cross the track during a Lamborghini event for rich guys at the California Speedway in Fontana. --And out of nowhere, a Lamborghini drove right over it going a hundred miles an hour. But somehow, the squirrel didn't get hit. (--Search for "Go Squirrel Go Lamborghini.")


#3.) Taylor Lautner and a Bunch of NFL Players Star in a "Field of Dreams" Parody About the NFL Lockout:

According to insiders, the NFL lockout could end by next week. So before it's over, checkout out TAYLOR LAUTNER from "Twilight" in a new "Field of Dreams" parody about the whole thing. --It's on FunnyOrDie.com, and a bunch of football players have cameos, including Ray Lewis, Tony Gonzalez, Shawne Merriman and seven others. --Plus, Ray Liotta . . . who played Shoeless Joe Jackson in the REAL "Field of Dreams" . . . stars as NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. Dennis Haysbert plays the James Earl Jones character, and Kevin Costner shows up at the very end. (--Search for "Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout With Taylor Lautner.")


The Top Four Outfits Men Want Women to Wear:

"Redbook" magazine had a focus group of 50 men rate different outfits that women wear, and the results are interesting. Baggy 'boyfriend jeans' was one of the LEAST popular looks. But here are the four most desirable ones:

#1.) Sweat Pants That Aren't Baggy. Baggy ones are more comfortable . . . but obviously men don't like them. But men like the sweat pant look in general because sweats are easy to take off, and it seems like sex could happen at any time.

#2.) Dresses. It doesn't even have to be an expensive dress. In fact, the men in the "Redbook" poll actually liked simple dresses more than formal ones.

#3.) Jeans With a White Tank Top. Again, guys like it because it's simple, and they prefer regular blue jeans that aren't too tight. "Redbook" says it's casual but sexy, and it tells men that you can look great without trying very hard.

#4.) A Pencil Skirt With High Heels. A lot of men in the survey didn't like miniskirts because they're too revealing and don't leave much to the imagination. Pencil skirts are still sexy, but make you look a lot classier. --And more men liked regular heels than platform heels. (Redbook)

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

HOLLYWOOD DIRT OVERFLOW (07-06-11)

THE CASEY ANTHONY VERDICT

Casey Anthony is Found Not Guilty of the Murder of Her Two-Year-Old Daughter . . . Here are the 10 Things You Need to Know:

Yesterday, after only two days of deliberating, the jury in the CASEY ANTHONY trial came back with their verdict. And it shocked most legal experts. They found her NOT GUILTY of murdering her two-year-old daughter. -Here are the 10 things you need to know to be fully caught up on the case.

#1.) In June of 2008, when Casey Anthony was only 22, her two-year-old daughter Caylee disappeared in Florida. Anthony was eventually arrested for child neglect, and when chloroform was found in her car, she was charged with murder.

#2.) Six months later, Caylee's bones were found in the woods near their home. She had been covered in duct tape.

#3.) ALL evidence pointed to Anthony. The most damning were computer records showing she'd Googled terms like "neck breaking" and "how to make chloroform." And a heart-shaped sticker was found on the duct tape on Caylee.

#4.) The trial lasted for seven weeks. The prosecution believed Anthony had suffocated her daughter, then driven around with her and finally buried her in the woods.

#5.) The defense tried to prove that all the evidence was circumstantial. They said Caylee drowned and Anthony panicked and covered up the death, burying her daughter in the backyard.

#6.) Legal experts believed Anthony would be found guilty of murdering her daughter. If so, prosecutors planned to seek the death penalty.

#7.) The jury of seven women and five men returned a verdict of not guilty for murder, not guilty of aggravated child abuse, and not guilty of aggravated manslaughter. Under double jeopardy laws she cannot be tried for those again.

#8.) They did find Anthony guilty of four misdemeanor counts of providing false information to a law enforcement officer. She could get up to one year in jail for each count and will be sentenced tomorrow.

#9.) None of the jurors spoke with the media yesterday but it's believed that they'll say the prosecution didn't meet the burden of proof.

#10.) After the verdict was delivered, the Internet EXPLODED . . . at one point, nine of the 10 trending topics on Twitter were about the trial . . . with the overwhelming majority of people absolutely SHOCKED and DISGUSTED at the result. (Time / CNN)


Entenmann's Makes a Gigantic Twitter Blunder and Uses the Casey Anthony Verdict to Try to Push Their Baked Goods:

After CASEY ANTHONY was found not guilty of murdering her two-year-old daughter yesterday, one of the big trending topics on Twitter was the phrase "not guilty." (--Technically it was the hashtag #notguilty.) --Someone who runs the Twitter account for the pastry company Entenmann's saw that trending topic and apparently didn't realize it was connected to the Anthony trial . . . or didn't have the sense not to use it for marketing purposes. --So they tweeted, quote, "Who's #notguilty about eating all the tasty treats they want?!" --After people were outraged that they tied a marketing slogan into a two-year-old's death, they pulled the tweet and frantically apologized. In the apology, they said it was unintentional and they hadn't checked WHY "not guilty" was trending. (Huffington Post)


CASEY ANTHONY: THE STARS REACT

Kim Kardashian Is Outraged at the Casey Anthony Verdict . . . Even Though Her Dad Helped Get O.J. Simpson Acquitted of Murder Charges in 1995:

EVERYONE has an opinion on CASEY ANTHONY being found NOT GUILTY yesterday in the death of her 2-year-old daughter Caylee . . . including KIM KARDASHIAN. --After the verdict yesterday, Kim Tweeted, quote, "WHAT!!!!???!!!! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!!!! I am speechless!!!" --MASSIVE IRONY ALERT: Kim's late father, ROBERT KARDASHIAN, was part of the defense team that got O.J. SIMPSON acquitted of murder charges in 1995. A lot of people are comparing yesterday's verdict to the outcome of the O.J. trial. --Maybe Kim didn't understand the irony . . . but her Twitter followers did. After some of them called her out on it, she had this to say . . . --"Reading the comments here & it's nuts, people think just [because] I was close to the OJ trial I can't have my own opinion on the Casey Anthony case? --Kim's sister KHLOE also expressed her displeasure over the verdict. Her first Tweet was simply this . . . quote, "WHAT THE [EFF]!!!! I am disgusted." --Then she added, quote, "Nancy Grace is about to go HAM about this verdict! Let loose the dogs Mrs Nancy Grace!! . . . guilty or not guilty she's going 2have a tough time in life. God is the ultimate person to judge her."


More Celebrities React to Casey Anthony's Not Guilty Verdict:

--CARSON DALY: "That jury better get into hiding."

--DAVID BOREANAZ: "Anthony Cleared in Daughters Death. Media Assassination? This case is over. No winners here. Wonder what Nancy Grace is doing right now?"

--MINDY KALING (--From "The Office"): "Anyone else hoping Casey Anthony is stupid enough to sue herself for millions in a civil court?"

--RAINN WILSON: "Dear Florida, THANK YOU for freeing Casey! She's now available for partying and babysitting!"

--PIERS MORGAN: "Astonishing verdict. No other way to describe it."

--FRANKIE MUNIZ: "I called that she would be found not guilty weeks ago... everyone said I was wrong..."

--FRED SAVAGE: "I guess OJ has a new friend now. Disgusting."

--MARLON WAYANS: "Casey Anthony a.k.a. WHITE O.J."

--MANDY MOORE: "Woah! Shocked about the verdict in the Casey Anthony trial! Thought she was guilty for sure! Either way, tragic story...."

--KATHY GRIFFIN: "Wow. Ok, now this case has my attn. Not guilty? Really? I just assumed..."

--ASHTON KUTCHER re-Tweeted someone else's message that said, quote, "OJ Simpson finds this verdict outrageous."

--DEMI MOORE re-Tweeted the hashtag #StillNoJusticeforCaylee.

--SHARON OSBOURNE: "Casey Anthony not guilty??.....it's a disgrace. She'll probably get her own reality show now."

--ROSEANNE: "Casey-you were so smart to hide the body in the swamp! You got away with killing your baby!" --Roseanne then added, quote, "Idiots must never again be allowed on juries--smart people must begin to serve their country before idiots kill us all!"

--LEANN RIMES: "Shocking this trial!" (--Apparently, LeAnn Rimes has become either Yoda or Sean Penn's character from "I Am Sam".) (???)

--JASON BIGGS: "I guess the glove didn't fit."

--STAR JONES: "I believe in the jury system & accept verdict...but I can't take smiles from #CaseyAnthony right now. She may be NG...but her baby is dead!"

--Acting legend SCOTT BAIO: "You may have been found NOT guilty by the People, but GOD will have final judgment for what happened to Caylee. That poor little baby!!!!"

--BENJI MADDEN from GOOD CHARLOTTE: "Casey Anthony looks Crazy man. like real Crazy. like street rat Krazy. Kray Kray. 100$ says she moves to LA in 30 days or less."

--JOY BEHAR: "I am shocked by the #caseyanthonyverdict. Though I can't say this is the first time Florida screwed up on an important vote. #HLN" (--Here's video of CNN's NANCY GRACE disgustedly announcing the verdict.)


Is A-Rod Making a Play for Christie Brinkley?

As far as we know, ALEX RODRIGUEZ and CAMERON DIAZ are still together. They were all over each other at a 4th of July party Sunday night. But last Wednesday, A-Rod allegedly made a play for CHRISTIE BRINKLEY. --Christie was Alex's guest at Yankee Stadium for their game against the Brewers . . . and sources say he was definitely putting the moves on. He even told her he was, quote, "UNATTACHED". --Older women seem to be A-Rod's thing since he divorced his wife. There was MADONNA, who's 52, and then Cameron, who'll be 39 in August. Brinkley is 57. A-Rod is 35. --But a source says Alex and Christie are JUST FRIENDS, and that Alex, quote, "has people join him at the game all the time."


Rihanna Says She's a "Hunter" . . . Just Like Men Are:

When it comes to romance, RIHANNA prefers to be the HUNTER, not the hunted. She says, quote, "Men are like hunters, they like the chase, so you have to keep 'em guessing. I'm like that too. --"I get bored fast. So if someone can make me laugh, that's the best." --But she adds that finding a man who's not intimidated by her success is difficult . . . quote, "It's really hard to find a guy who doesn't care about that stuff. Right now, it's easier just having my career to focus on."


THE HIGHEST-PAID ACTRESSES

Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker Are the Highest-Paid Actresses in Hollywood:

Forbes.com released its list yesterday of the Highest-Paid Actresses in Hollywood. And this year, there were TWO winners. --ANGELINA JOLIE and SARAH JESSICA PARKER tied for first, because both made $30 million over the past year. There are two more ties at the top of the list.
--Here it is . . .
#1.) (tie) ANGELINA JOLIE and SARAH JESSICA PARKER, $30 million

#3.) (tie) JENNIFER ANISTON and REESE WITHERSPOON, $28 million

#5.) (tie) JULIA ROBERTS and KRISTEN STEWART, $20 million

#7.) KATHERINE HEIGL, $19 million

#8.) CAMERON DIAZ, $18 million

#9.) SANDRA BULLOCK, $15 million

#10.) MERYL STREEP, $10 million

(--For more info on where these ladies made their money, check out the slideshow.)


Pink Named Her Baby Willow After a Tree:

Celebrities give their kids stupid names. It's a fact. --PINK and CAREY HART kind of bucked that trend. They named their daughter Willow Sage, which isn't that outrageous. And the inspiration behind it is actually pretty cool. --She's basically named after a tree . . . but a really strong tree. Pink says, quote, "The willow is my favorite tree. I grew up near one. It's the most flexible tree in nature and nothing can break it . . . no wind, no elements. --"It can bend and withstand anything. I love that sentiment. I want that for her." -She adds, quote, "Sage is cleansing and sacred. And it sounded great together. It doesn't hurt that her last name is Hart . . . flexible cleansed heart." --Pink also says everything is going smoothly so far . . . despite a little chaos right at the beginning . . . quote, "We had one major meltdown the first night home. Carey couldn't figure out who to comfort first. It was pretty funny, actually. Poor guy. --"[Willow's] been amazing. Everyone gives you this terrifying picture of no sleep at all, bickering which leads to divorce . . . they made it sound like waterboarding. --"It's not that bad! I think I've cried more than she has and that's just because I'm emotional and a little nuts."
Christopher Walken Will Play Zeus in a Movie Called "Gods Behaving Badly":

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN is going to play Zeus, the king of the Greek gods, in a comedy called "Gods Behaving Badly". It's based on a novel of the same name by British author Marie Phillips. --Here's the plot in a nutshell: The Greek gods are REAL . . . but their powers are waning and they live in a rundown apartment building in New York City and work crappy jobs. --For instance, Apollo is a TV psychic, while Aphrodite works as a PHONE SEX OPERATOR. --That being said, they cast the right person for Aphrodite: Sharon Stone. The rest of the cast is pretty interesting, too . . . "Cosby Show" mom Phylicia Rashad is Demeter . . . John Turturro plays Hades, the lord of the Underworld . . . --Edie Falco plays Artemis . . . Oliver Platt is Apollo . . . and Rosie Perez plays Persephone. --ALICIA SILVERSTONE also stars as a mortal woman who gets involved with the gods and their petty rivalries and jealousies. --Somehow, chaos ensues that threatens mankind's very existence.


Comedy Central Will Roast Charlie Sheen . . . on the Same Night as Ashton Kutcher's "Two and a Half Men" Debut:

Comedy Central's next roast victim will be CHARLIE SHEEN. The roast will tape September 10th, and will air on September 19th, which just happens to be the same night that ASHTON KUTCHER makes his debut on "Two and a Half Men". --Obviously, this is NOT a coincidence. --The prospect of stealing some attention away from the season premiere of the new "Two and a Half Men" MUST have played a role in Charlie's decision to do the roast . . . but at least for now, he isn't admitting to it. --In the press release, Charlie said, quote, "You could say I've been providing kindling for this Roast for a while. It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic." --For what it's worth, Comedy Central has added this tease: Quote, "Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this roast, which scares even us." (--Yeah, that's nice. But the REAL challenge for the roasters . . . who haven't been announced yet . . . is coming up with fresh jokes about Charlie Sheen, who's been ridiculed by everyone everywhere for the past six months.) (--Charlie replaces KID ROCK, who was supposed to be Comedy Central's next target. He had to back out because of a scheduling conflict.)


TV REMINDERS

Wednesday TV Reminders: (--Check your local listings.)

--"So You Think You Can Dance" [Performance] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Fox.

--"State of Georgia" . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC Family. (--"Knight Rider's" Justin Bruening plays a yogurt shop owner who has a crush on Georgia.)

--"America's Got Talent" [Results] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NBC. (--The top 48 contestants are chosen.)

--"Franklin & Bash" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TNT. (--Jason Alexander guest stars as a wealthy CEO who becomes one of Franklin & Bash's newest clients.)

--"Flipping Out" [5th Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Bravo.

--"Haunted Collector" [1st Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on Syfy.

--"Hot in Cleveland" . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on TV Land. (--Valerie Bertinelli talks the girls into helping her compete in a battle of the bands.)

--"Behind the Music" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on VH1. (--Ice Cube is profiled.)

--"Men of A Certain Age" [2nd Season Finale] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on TNT.

--"Louie Anderson Presents" . . . 10:00 to 11:15 P.M. on Showtime. (--Comedians Lukas Seely, Chuck Roy, Jon Wilson and Al Jackson perform.)

--"Cee-Lo Green: Talking to Strangers" . . . 11:00 to 11:30 P.M. on Fuse. (--Train performs and is interviewed by Cee-Lo Green.)

Fab Morvan of Milli Vanilli Is Attempting Another Comeback:

FAB MORVAN . . . the surviving member of '90s lip-synchers MILLI VANILLI . . . is attempting another comeback, this time with the help of THE ALCHEMIST. He's a DJ and hip-hop producer who frequently works with EMINEM. --It's unclear what the scope of the project will be. --All we know is that Alchemist told TMZ that he's, quote, "working on a joint with Vanilli." (--We're assuming he's talking about a song . . . not a REAL joint . . . although that would make more sense.) --And to be clear, Alchemist insisted that he isn't playing around. He described their collaboration as, quote, "real [crap] dude . . . Alchemist-Vanilli." --Fab's rep confirmed the comeback, and said he's "definitely" serious about it. (--So in other words, he isn't just providing LIP SERVICE. HI-YO!) --Supposedly, Fab will be using his REAL voice on this project, although that hasn't worked well for him in the past. (--After the dust settled in the Milli Vanilli scandal, the guys released an album called "Rob & Fab", which featured their actual voices. The album only sold 2,000 copies . . . or roughly 6 MILLION LESS than they did as Milli Vanilli.) (--The other half of Milli Vanilli, ROB PILATUS, was found dead of a drug overdose in 1998. His death was ruled accidental.)


Justin Bieber's "Vanity Fair" Is the Worst-Selling Issue in 12 Years:

JUSTIN BIEBER'S rabid fan base of teenage girls will throw money at almost ANYTHING related to Justin . . . but not EVERYTHING. --For example, there's Justin's issue of "Vanity Fair", which came out in February. --According to some new numbers released yesterday, it's on track to sell 246,000 copies, which would make it the worst-selling issue in 12 YEARS. For comparison, "Vanity Fair" has averaged 342,000 in sales per issue this year. (--Even though the issue came out back in February, the final numbers haven't been confirmed yet. That's why it's still "on track" to be the worst in 12 years.) --And it's sold the third-fewest copies since 1992. The two that fared worse were: A WILL SMITH cover in July of 1999, which sold 202,701 copies . . . and a HARRISON FORD cover in July of 1993 that sold 243,000 copies. --A "Vanity Fair" spokesman joked about Justin's numbers . . . saying, quote, "Who knew 12-year-olds didn't buy magazines?" --Here are some more numbers to chew on: Justin's October 2010 issue of "Teen Vogue" was down 12% from the magazine's average sales last year . . . and an issue of "People" that he covered in April of last year was down 25% from normal. (--The "Teen Vogue" numbers are surprising, since it's actually targeted at teen girls. I mean, I think "J-14" magazine puts Justin on every one of their covers, so clearly it doesn't seem to be negatively affecting their sales.) (--But here's the takeaway: Justin may seem untouchable now, but as he gets older he's going to have to find a way to appeal to a more diverse audience . . . or he'll find himself headed to wherever the JONAS BROTHERS are now.)


Nick Jonas Covered "Edge of Glory" . . . and Lady Gaga Approves:

NICK JONAS did an acoustic version of LADY GAGA'S "The Edge of Glory" at a show in L.A. over the weekend . . . and Lady Gaga is a fan. --She linked to a video of the performance on Twitter, and said, quote, "Swoon! Nick Jonas singing 'The Edge of Glory' . . . So dreamy!" (--Here's the video.) --And Nick Tweeted this back: Quote, "The pleasure is all mine. That is a beautiful song. Keep inspiring the world."


Lady Gaga Is a Member of the LGBT Community . . . As "the 'B' Letter":

LADY GAGA was recently accused of "using" the gay community to sell albums . . . and while she's already denied that, she continues to assert her case in the August issue of "The Advocate". --First off, Lady Gaga would like to remind everyone that she's not only an LGBT supporter, she's also a MEMBER. When asked if she considered herself an actual part of the community, she says, quote, "Yes . . . the 'B' letter." (--Bisexual.) --And Gaga wants to set the record straight with the LGBT-Q-and-sometimes-A community. (--That's Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgender, Questioning and Ally . . . or, a straight person who supports gay rights.) --She explains, quote, "To say that I would use the gay community to sell records is probably one of the most ridiculous statements anyone can make about me. --"I would say the top thing I think about every single day of my life, other than my fans, loving the music, and my family being healthy, is social justice and equality." --Not that it's necessary, but Lady Gaga backs herself up by talking about a gay serviceman in his 20s that she met at Best Buy the night before the interview. --She explains, quote, "He was afraid that he'd be discharged and that he'd be judged or found out. [He said] that the fight in America against 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' and the fight for equality made him feel stronger and made him feel safe . . . --"And he gave me his service jacket . . . and we just held each other and cried. Anyone who says that I'm not genuine is not interested in overcoming this fight. --"That was such a pure and wonderful moment that we shared, and I remember thinking, 'There's no album sale, no #1, that could compete with this moment.' --"That's what the [eff] it's all about. What the [eff] it's all about is if I can write one song that could change one person's life." --Lady Gaga also confirms speculation that she killed a deal with Target over the company's feeling on the gay community, which she perceived as, well, lukewarm. --She says, quote, "You're either going to try and change or you're not. Taking an ambiguous stance is not what I'm about, obviously. I like to go right for the ass-kicker. You're either in or you're out. --"I'm from New York. I know [B.S.]. I can smell it from a mile away."


Lady Gaga Says There's "No Drama" Between Her and Madonna:

For better or worse, the argument can be made that LADY GAGA has borrowed a lot of her act from MADONNA. --But Lady Gaga insists things are ALL good between her and her veiny idol. --She tells "The Advocate", quote, "There's no drama, there's no jealousy, there's no competition. They're just happy to see other women winning. I just feel so connected to Madonna in a lot of ways . . . --"And I feel connected to Barbra [Streisand], and I feel connected to Cher and Blondie and all of the women who came before me." --She adds, quote, "I believe I was destined to be an artist. At the end of the day, I could be rolling around in Rolls-Royces, buying mansions for myself, making records, and dancing around in my underwear. --"But to be honest, I'm not interested in doing that at all. --"I'd rather be at rallies with the fans . . . being a part of their voice . . . helping to mobilize and enforce change. If people don't believe me, they don't have to be a part of it."


Lenny Kravitz Named a Song After the Word They Use for "Ass" in the Bahamas:

LENNY KRAVITZ'S next album "Black and White America" has a song called "Boongie Drop", which features JAY-Z and someone named DJ MILITARY. Since the word "boongie" might not be in your daily vocabulary, here's Lenny's explanation: --Quote, "'Boongie' is a Bahamian word for 'ass' . . . but it's not just an ass-shaking song. There's a place down the street from where I live, and on Sunday nights, people come down there and dance . . . --"The thing I found beautiful was that you have these really full-figured Bahamian women showing up there, they know they're beautiful, and they're not buying into the lie, the stereotype of what media says is beautiful. --"They exude this pride, and the song's about that." (--I think you get what he means. "Black and White America" comes out on August 30th.)


Eminem's "Recovery" Has Become the First Album to Sell 1 Million Digital Copies:

Well, here's a victory for music's new era. EMINEM'S last album "Recovery" has become the first album EVER to sell 1 million DIGITAL copies. (--There's no word on how many it's sold overall . . . but as of December of 2010, it had sold 3.4 million copies in the U.S. and 5.7 million worldwide.)


WEDNESDAY'S SHOWBIZ EXTRAS


Showbiz Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


The guy who trespassed at PARIS HILTON'S Hollywood Hills home last October, then tried to assault her then-boyfriend CY WAITS this past April, has been arrested YET AGAIN for bothering Paris. This time, he was found loitering around her Malibu beach house. (Full Story)



MARIAH CAREY might be brought in to mentor contestants on SIMON COWELL'S "X-Factor". (Full Story)



I don't know about you, but I would DEFINITELY tune in for this: DINA LOHAN says she's in talks to appear on "Dancing With the Stars". (Full Story)



DURAN DURAN has been forced to cancel an entire U.K. tour because singer SIMON LE BON is having vocal problems. (Full Story)



Tastebuds.fm . . . a website that hooks people up based on their taste in music . . . says that ADELE fans seem to have the most luck finding love on their site. KINGS OF LEON and ARCTIC MONKEYS fans are right up there, too. (Full Story)


RANDOM STUFF

Bad Ringtones are Named the Least Sexy Cell Phone Accessory . . . Even Ahead of Bluetooth Headsets:

Believe it or not, adults shouldn't download ringtones. Even if you think nothing would make you happier than hearing a few seconds of KESHA every time you get an important business call. --According to a new survey by Zoosk.com about dating and cell phones, bad ringtones were named the LEAST SEXY cell phone accessory. They even beat Bluetooth headsets, which came in second. --Wearing a cell phone belt clip came in third. Putting an ugly faceplate on your phone came in fourth. Here are some more findings from the survey . . .

--86% of people say that constantly glancing at your cell phone is the most offensive phone behavior on a date. That beat out sending a text or taking a call.

--33% of people have left a date early because the other person was too obsessed with their cell phone. But 25% say they actually don't mind if their date checks his or her cell phone every once in a while.

--25% of women have dumped someone via text versus 15% of men.

--73% prefer to set up a date on a phone call rather than through text.

--68% say you shouldn't check-in on Facebook, Foursquare, or Yelp when you arrive at a date. (PR Newswire)


Want to Have Relations Tonight? Let a Woman Beat You at Scrabble:

If you take someone on a date that involves some kind of game . . . bowling, mini-golf, whatever . . . you KNOW the right thing to do is to tone down your raging competitive side and let the woman win. --Well . . . don't just let her win so you don't come off like a hypercompetitive a-hole. According to a new study, if you let her win, it's more likely that she'll GET-IT-ON with you. --Psychologists found that when a woman wins something . . . no matter how minor it is . . . her testosterone spikes enough to get her TURNED ON and in the mood for relations. --For people married or in long-term relationships, this works for you too . . . so if you want to get-it-on tonight, propose a game of Scrabble and lose on purpose. (Men's Health)


Half of Americans Have Worked for a Terrible Boss . . . And Most of the Time, We Just Kinda Suck It Up and Take It:

At some point, about half of the people in this country say they've worked for an awful boss. That's sad, but not the saddest part. No, the saddest part is that the majority of us felt like our only choice was to suck it up and take the abuse. --In a new survey by the staffing service OfficeTeam, 46% of Americans say they've worked for a terrible boss. And 59% of those people stayed in their jobs and just took it. --Only 11% quit without another job already lined up. 27% actively tried to line up a new job and quit once they had one. --OfficeTeam also has some tips for how to handle different kinds of bosses in case you're one of the three-fifths who stays in a bad situation . . .

--MICROMANAGER. Build trust. Never miss deadlines, be obsessive about details, and keep your boss posted on your step-by-step progress.

--BULLY. Stand up for yourself. When they shoot down a good idea, try to calmly explain your rationale. They could react positively to a voice of reason.

--BAD COMMUNICATOR. Try to schedule regular check-ins so you can make sure you ask the right questions and take care of all the necessary details.

--UNPREDICTABLE. Don't take mood swings personally. And when your boss is going through a bad mood, keep your communication limited to urgent issues. (PR Newswire)
More Than 1,400 Kinds of Bacteria May Live in Your Belly Button . . . Including 662 Species that are "New to Science":

I love when scientists travel to remote rainforests and the bottom of the ocean to find new species. But they might feel stupid after hearing this. --A group of scientists discovered 662 new species of bacteria . . . in people's belly buttons. --The researchers are working on something called the Belly Button Biodiversity project. They've taken samples from about 100 people to see what's living in their navels. --The results could not be any nastier: They've found 1,400 different strains of bacteria, including 662 they couldn't classify. According to project leader Jiri Hulcr, that, quote, "strongly suggests that they are new to science." --They decided to look at belly buttons because they're a relatively isolated part of the human body . . . and few people bother to wash theirs regularly. --Even though they found a huge number of different species, a small group of 40 strains of bacteria made up about 80% of all bacteria in there. (Washington Post)


The First Person Who'll Live to Be 150 is Alive Right Now:

The next time you pass a playground or an elementary school, think about this: You might be looking at the first person who'll live until they're 150. --According to a researcher in human longevity, the first 150-year-old has already been born. --Dr. Aubrey De Grey runs the SENS Foundation in California. (--It stands for Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence . . . whatever that means.) --He claims that doctors will have all the tools they need to control aging within 25 years. --But that means the kid who'll live to 150 shouldn't get too cocky: According to Dr. De Grey, the first human who'll live to the age of 1,000 will be born within the next 20 years. --As for WHY, he says stem cell research will help cure disease, stop organs from failing, and repair damaged brains and hearts. --If you think this all sounds sketchy, you're not alone. The medical establishment doesn't agree with Dr. De Grey, and a group of leading doctors called his work "pseudo science." --Still, M.I.T. offered a $20,000 reward to anyone who could discredit Dr. De Grey's work back in 2005, and so far no one has collected. --In Dr. De Grey's defense, average life expectancy increases by about three months every year, and the number of 100-year-olds is increasing by a lot. But doctors warn that the obesity epidemic might cancel out any medical advances. (Daily Mail)


A 58-Year-Old Man in South Carolina was Struck By Lightning for the Sixth Time:

Maybe, just maybe, the next time there's a massive thunderstorm, this guy WON'T go running around outside. Just hang in the house and watch TV, man. --Last week, 58-year-old Melvin Roberts of Seneca, South Carolina was struck by lightning . . . FOR THE SIXTH TIME. And he survived for the sixth time. And as much as we hate to blame the victim . . . he had SOME participation in it happening. --Last week, it started pouring and he went outside to cover up his lawnmower. A lightning bolt hit him and knocked him over, causing burns and blisters on his legs and feet. --The last time he was struck by lightning was in 2007. That time it started pouring and he went outside to cover up his chickens. That bolt of lightning put him in a wheelchair for a year. --Now, after the sixth time, it's finally occurred to Melvin that maybe he needs to stop going outside in thunderstorms and tempting fate. Quote, "I ain't saying be afraid of it, but I'm going to have to learn to give it a little respect." --Experts say the odds of being struck by lightning six times are almost incalculable. There's a one-in-nine million chance of being struck TWICE . . . they haven't figured out the odds beyond that. --For what it's worth, Melvin also racks up big numbers when it comes to WIVES . . . he's been married FIVE times. He says he isn't planning to divorce his current wife and remarry to keep his wedding total and lightning total equal. (Huffington Post)


Divorces in Japan Have Tripled Since the Earthquake and Tsunami in March:

I suppose if you survive a major disaster, it really makes you take a long, hard look at your life. That's clearly what's happening with the people in Japan who survived the earthquake and tsunami back in March. --Because it seems a LOT of them took a step back, assessed their marriages . . . and decided, yeah, this ain't working. --According to reports, divorces have TRIPLED in Japan since March. -And many of the couples are participating in the hot . . . but strange . . . Japanese trend of holding a DIVORCE PARTY where they invite friends, smash their wedding rings, and make a clean break. (Reuters)


The Final U.S. Army Draftee Has Finally Retired:

The U.S. military hasn't held a draft since the Vietnam War. But, believe it or not, until last week . . . there was one draftee who was still serving. --He's 58-year-old Command Sergeant Jeff Mellinger. He was drafted in 1972, during Vietnam, and was sent to an Army office in Germany. He liked working for the Army. So . . . he's been there ever since. --And he hasn't just been behind a desk. He was recruited into the Army Rangers and did more than 3,700 parachute jumps. He even served in Iraq a few years ago, and survived 27 roadside bombings. --Finally, last week, he retired after 39 years. That means there's not a single person who was drafted still serving in the military. --Mellinger had been serving at Fort Belvoir in Virginia, working for the Army Material Command. His job was to encourage female troops to try out for Special Forces assignments. (Yahoo News)


A Hazmat Crew Shut Down a Taco Bell Because the Soda Made a Kid Sick . . . and People Lined Up When it Reopened:

What will it take to slow our relentless march to chubbiness? Warning labels on junk food? Listing nutritional information at fast food joints? If you think that'll help us make better choices, listen to what went down at a Taco Bell in Long Island yesterday. --A ten-year old boy, his father, and his grandfather were eating at a Taco Bell in Merrick, New York (--about 30 miles east of New York City). The kid said his soda smelled funny and tasted bad . . . and it made him nauseous. --The father took the soda to a nearby police station, and a cop who examined the drink immediately became ill . . . just from SMELLING it. --A Hazmat crew was called in, and the restaurant was closed for several hours. They sanitized all the counters and determined that it wasn't a dangerous situation. --So the restaurant re-opened at 7:00 P.M. and a line of people formed inside and at the drive-thru . . . despite the fact that a HAZMAT TEAM had just cleared the premises. --The Health Department is going to continue to test the store's soda supplier, although they didn't say what got the kid and cop sick.
(CBS 2)


STUPID CRIMINALS

A Woman Leaves a Conjugal Visit . . . And is Caught Trying to Smuggle Her Husband Out of Prison in a Suitcase:

You've got to love a woman this loyal. Stays with you while you're in prison . . . provides you with sweet, sweet conjugal visits . . . AND takes her own risks to try to help you escape. We should all be so lucky. --On Saturday, 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona of Quintana Roo, Mexico went to visit her common law husband in prison. His name is Juan Ramirez Tijerina, and he's currently doing 20 years for illegal weapons possession. --Maria met Juan in a special conjugal visit room. After it was over, the guards saw her wheeling out a bulky suitcase and looking nervous. No matter HOW many marital aids she brought, they couldn't have made the suitcase that bulky . . . so they stopped her and questioned her. --When they looked through the suitcase, they found out why she was nervous . . . Juan was curled up in the fetal position inside. He was NAKED and only wearing socks. --He was thrown back in his cell and Maria was arrested. Charges are pending. (Houston Chronicle)


A Man in Oregon Shoots Up His Workplace . . . Because His Co-Workers Mocked Him For Not Getting Called Up During the Rapture:

And you thought we were done having stories about the fallout from the RAPTURE not happening back in May like predicted. WRONG. -39-year-old Dale O'Callaghan of Eugene, Oregon was one of the people who believed in HAROLD CAMPING, the evangelist who guaranteed the Rapture would happen on May 21st. --O'Callaghan made it known to his co-workers at LHM Hydraulics that he fully expected to be called up during the Rapture. --Obviously, that didn't happen. And apparently, some of his co-workers gave him a hard time about it. --Clearly, they pushed him too far . . . and back on Friday morning, O'Callaghan showed up to work with a gun and started SHOOTING. --He hit one co-worker, 33-year-old Jerry Andrews of Eugene . . . and, thankfully, only got him in the shoulder. Jerry needed to be hospitalized, but he survived. --O'Callaghan was arrested and charged with first-degree assault. B(Eugene Register-Guard)


Random News Extras . . . Random Links to Additional Stories:


A cop in England did an emergency stop when a driver threw a KFC bone out the window . . . and caused a four-car chain reaction pile-up. (Full Story)


If you want to have a baby . . . floss regularly? Poor oral hygiene delays conception by about two months . . . which is about the same effect as obesity. (Full Story)


According to a new study, the products most likely to break down are side-by-side refrigerators (--where the fridge and the freezer are next to each other) . . . laptops, and riding lawn mowers. (Full Story)
NAZZY’S VIDEOS OF THE DAY

#1.) Is This What a Woman Looks Like Wearing a Year's Worth of Make-Up?

Women know how annoying it is to put on make-up before they go out, but imagine applying a YEAR'S worth of make-up all at once. A website called Nowness.com did exactly that to one lucky lady: They did her make-up 365 times in a row. --They used foundation, lip gloss, and cream-based blush and eyeshadow . . . not a ton of scary, outrageous eye makeup. So at the end, she basically looked like she had a lot of flesh-covered goo on her face. --It's supposed to be a comment on 'natural' beauty. They say they, quote, "wanted to apply 365 layers of make-up in one day to see how much is needed to go from a natural look to an outrageous one." So . . . mission accomplished. --The whole ordeal took about nine hours. But the video is a slightly more tolerable three minutes. (--Search for "Nowness.com Presents Natural Beauty." They start at :22, by 1:49, you can't even see her eyebrows, and they reveal the finished product at 2:28.)


#2.) A Spectator Leaned Onto the Course at the Tour de France and Caused a Massive Pile-Up:

The 2011 Tour de France started on Saturday, and a female spectator caused a huge pile-up when she clipped a rider on the side of the pack. A rider from Kazahkstan ran into her, then dozens of other cyclists went down. (--Search YouTube for "Tour de France Crash 2011." It shows the replay at :55.)


#3.) Jean-Claude Van Damme Talks About "Frozen Pants" in a New Coors Light Ad Airing in the UK:

A weird Coors Light ad is airing in Britain right now. It stars JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME standing on a snowy mountain, talking about the time his pants FROZE and got even tighter than they USUALLY are. --He says he walked the way a, quote, "man penguin walks after an intense mating season." Then adds that even wearing "rock solid" frozen pants wasn't as refreshing as a Coors Light. (--Search YouTube for "Jean Claude Van Damme Coors Light Commercial.")


Three Household Remedies That Work . . . And Three Surprising Ones That Don't:

"Real Simple" magazine has an article about household remedies you should and shouldn't try. And the ones you SHOULDN'T try are the most interesting, because a lot of people think they work . . . even though they don't.

--First, here are the three that DO work:

#1.) Chicken Soup for a Cold. It has anti-inflammatory properties that help if you have a sore throat or a stuffy nose.

#2.) A Cucumber Compress to Relieve Headaches. It tightens blood vessels, which restricts blood flow to the area and relieves pressure.

#3.) Green Tea If You Have Bad Breath. It inhibits the growth of bacteria, which is one of the things that causes bad breath. And it'll also mask the smell of garlic and onions.

--Now, here are the three remedies you SHOULDN'T try, because they either don't work, or they can make things worse.

#1.) Hemorrhoid Cream for Puffy Eyes. Some celebrities use it before they go on camera because it makes the bags under their eyes go down. And the reason it works is because it shrinks the blood vessels under the skin. --But over time, it actually makes MORE blood vessels form, and causes more swelling. And using it all the time can damage the sensitive skin under your eyes.

#2.) Sucking Venom From a Snakebite. This one you probably know already, but just to make sure: You're NOT supposed to suck venom out of a snakebite, because it can make the bite infected. --If your friend gets bitten, just make them keep the affected area below their heart . . . which is easy if it's their leg. And get them to the hospital as quickly as possible.

#3.) Urine to Treat a Jellyfish Sting. You'll be glad to know this one doesn't work either. In fact, it can make the stingers release MORE venom, and make the sting more painful. --Instead, just rinse the sting with salt water, and it'll deactivate the barbs that are still in your skin. (Real Simple)